#we win x

[asterssunzephyr]

Nature Wives Fans, weve won.

If you havent seen Shelby's newest ep/her finale, please leave the post. I wish not to ruin or spoil anything for anyone and have backlash on my page via the mistake you chose to make after reading this warning.

Im inclined to believe all Nature Wives fans are Taylor Swift fans too and if not then too bad bc you wont change mind about this, In actually just right(this is a JOKE people.)

Anyway, so we got our happy ending Nature Wives AND a few days ago we got the Speak Now(Taylors Version) announcement⁉️ bro we winning.

[holyblanchett]

I used to pray for times like this

[bluewolfangel01]

Mammon: "Ugh, I swear we've looked everywhere and we still haven't found Mc!"

Satan: "I'll admit, I didn't think they would be this good at hide and seek."

Asmo: "Where could they be, we've searched the whole house havent we?"

Beel: "Well, there's one place we haven't checked. Lucifer's study."

Levi: "WH-WHA?! WE CANT CHECK THERE! Lucifer is in there!!! He'd kill us on sight if we went in there while he's busy!!!"

Belphie: "It's the only place we haven't checked."

Lucifer: *in his study, busily working away at the mountain of paperwork on his desk from Diavolo*

Mammon: *opens the door slowly trying to be quiet, but its only opened to a small bit before...*

Lucifer: "Is there something you need Mammon?"

Mammon: "H-hey bestest bro in all the realms! Uh... Mc wouldn't happen to be hiding in here by any chance right?"

Lucifer: "Leave before I give Cerburus a new white haired pinata to play with."

Mammon: *shuts the door and runs away as fast as possible*

Lucifer: "I do not understand why you decide to hide here whenever you all play hide and seek."

Mc: *pops their head out from underneath Lucifer's cape*

Mc: "Because it's a guaranteed win spot and I get the chance to spend some alone time with you~"

Lucifer: *looks down towards Mc and he can't help but smile seeing their face*

Lucifer: "You're lucky I love you."

Mc: "I know!"

Mc and Luci then proceed to kiss

[yrsonpurpose]

red, white & royal blue script easter eggs

[toomanylesbiancouples]

Now I’m going to slowly scroll through the kiss’ gifs to watch them in slow motion for the rest of my days

Btw

That was a pretty good kiss coming from Marvel and Disney. And that’s a win

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DC x DP Prompt

To the delight of Gotham's citizens, and the dismay of her criminal underbelly, the GCPD has a new specialized unit that ACTUALLY apprehends criminals and brings them to justice!

It's a relatively small squad of mostly young adults, who looked fresh out of their teens. But age didn't matter once they got the work done. And they did, as they've already got criminals like Penguin, Riddler, and Bane behind bars for what looks to be 'for good'.

No one besides Commissioner Gordan knows anything about the squad as they operate as a mostly separate entity from GCPD. It was rare to see any of them, and any photos taken were unusually blurry. They are also extremely secretive; if you exclude their social media which are usually just shit posts, memes, and thirst edits of the Wayne family.

They were a total mystery. Almost as mysterious as Batman.

But those who have seen/worked with the squad before all had the same thing to say about them. They were cool. They had an unusually effective method. And their leader is a menace. With his sharp teeth and pointed smile. And bright blue eyes that spoke to your soul. It was a pleasure to see/ work with him, it really was. But they weren't planning on doing so again for a long time.

That being said, Gotham had been quiet for a while. A bit too quiet if you ask anyone, especially the Bats. Strangely, it didn't feel like the usual calm before the shit storm. The instinctual pit in their guts that usually formed just wasn't there. This was different. This wasn't the calm before the storm. This was the ocean receding. But no one seemed to realize it yet.

Not until the tsunami came crashing down on them.

The GCPD special unit accounts that had been inactive for the last three months suddenly pinged to life. Everyone who followed them clicked the notification almost immediately. With this unnerving calm surrounding them, who the hell didn't want to see what batshit crazy statement they would make after three months of radio silence.

What they didn't expect, was to see a crystal-clear picture of justice finally being served.

The picture was a selfie, taken in an abandoned warehouse. In the middle of the dirty floor was the Joker. He was tied up and his head hung low. You could see how beaten he was, his clothes torn and bloody. His face paint was also coming off, revealing pale blotchy skin. Reminding everyone that, he was still human, just like the rest of them.

Behind him, all lined up with smiles on their faces, was Team Phantom. They were a bit bloody and bruised as well but overall in much better condition. They weren't wearing the normal GCPD navy blue uniform, but black and white ones. All stylized to fit the wearers taste. They all looked so young, but their eyes looked like old tired eyes, finally getting some relief.

From in the corner was their leader. Only part of his face was in the picture. One glowing blue eye, and part of his Cheshire smile. His hand making a peace sign next to the Joker. Even with only part of his being shown, everyone could tell he was relived as well.

And while the picture itself was shocking, the caption was what really got them. The top was what you would usually expect from the team. A big bold 'GOT EM' ' at the top. But at the bottom in small, almost unnoticeable text was:

"He will face his punishment. We will get our retribution. May we finally rest in peace."

[heartorbit]

catch us if you can! ☆

[mulderscully]

congrats to our little emmy nominated queer romcom ♡

[demaparbat-hp]

No war au: first time meeting each other at a diplomatic event. zuko, crown prince of the fire nation kisses the hand of katara chief of the southern water tribe.

Beyond diplomacy.

[richter-kale]

dug up an old scogan doodle to celebrate the new wolverine film :}

[holyblanchett]

There's just something about Kathryn saying Agathario goes back hundreds of years that is so special to me.

[rainboweemart]

Post beach nap 🏖️💖

+Bonus sketch! Luffy’s fully awake & chatting while having some snacks with Nami 🥰

[loveexpelrevolt]

You were spared witnessing that which Rogue and I saw in Genosha. What she battles is not mere grief. And our dear Jubilee is wise to be afraid.

Rogue + grief X-Men '97 | "Bright Eyes"

[ennabear]

gas station!ellie nsfw 😵‍💫 (mdni)

thanks for all the love on my previous gas station!ellie post :P i love you guys and our silly little kitten els. if you have any requests plsss send them in i love hearing from you guys!!! also ignore me begging for reqs when my inbox already has so many unanswered ones :D

gas station!ellie who, instead of saying drive safe, fucks you in the backseat of your car. the windows are fogged and the air is heavy with lust but ellie won’t give up until you’re shaking and dripping and panting her name.

gas station!ellie who will sometimes make out with you behind the counter if nobody else is there. she knows a spot that the security cameras can’t see and isn’t visible through the window.

gas station!ellie who asks you to stay because her shift is almost over, and as soon as it is she drags you into her car to smoke.

gas station!ellie who has a thing for car sex.

gas station!ellie who will sit in the parking lot and point out constellations in the night sky after fucking you within inches of your life.

gas station!ellie who likes to pretend that she’s a really confident dom, but really she’s just a sub top loser who needs to be given directions.

gas station!ellie who take off your underwear after fingering you and keep it in her pocket as a good luck charm.

gas station!ellie who loves leaving hickeys all over your neck. once you guys get close, she’ll start leaving hidden hickeys right where your neck meets your shoulders.

gas station!ellie who has tons of piercings, along with her tattoos. she has 3 studs in each ear, a nose ring, and a lip ring, not to mention the piercings you can’t see.

gas station!ellie who takes scandalous polaroids of you and keeps them in her wallet. she’ll spend her whole entire shift fantasizing about you and how she wants you to boss her around later.

[essycogany]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I JUST SAW THIS AND NOW I’M GOING COMPLETELY INSANE!!!

Oh wait…..Why am I surprised again? I mean, these exist too.

By the way, yes they are official.

I don’t know whether these teasing products were made on purpose or to hype us up. All I know is I’m happy. 💙🩷

[damnamour]

SHORTLAND STREET ― 17th June 2024