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Mentally I’m here
A sword for Mike
Like others have pointed out, the Castle Byers in this flashback is the one we see in the UD (no microscope when Joyce and Jon look for Will) So, if the UD is really made of different memories, then the Castle Byers with the sword is the one where Will is attacked.


But there's something weird going on there. 1) I don't see any sword when El finds Castle Byers, but inside, it is the Castle Byers with the microscope, so the one with the sword (more about this in a second)
2) The creature is not alone. It's too far from Castle Byers to destroy it, and Will sees a shadow. We still don't know what really happened there!


I also noticed something in S3 that could be connected to that specific moment.
I don't think Max's line "Mike will come crawling back to you in no time, begging for forgiveness" is just there to show that Mike actually looks for Will. I think the "crawling back" is connected to going back in time (maybe through memories?) Steve "crawling backwards", Max and El being brought back, El being dragged on the floor in the Rainbow Room, before she sees the past. And when Mike "comes crawling back to Will, begging for forgiveness", he finds him at Castle Byers.
In S3 Max and El are called "a different species" by the boys because, they say, they act on emotions -> Max mentions Mike crawling back in no time -> because "time is funny and emotions can speed it up or slow it down. We're all time travelers..."

Mike's photo in the shot when El mentions emotions and time travel

So, I think the line about him crawling back, finding Will at Castle Byers, and the sword, mean that Mike will save Will


This could be another clue: when El finds Will, before Castle Byers is destroyed, we see everyone's reaction but Mike's. Interesting choice, since he spends the whole season trying to prove that Will is alive.
No reaction, no sword (because he "has it", or, he will have it? He will be there, in the UD. Well, I don't know if he'll really use it, but I think the sword represents Mike)
El gives him his watch, and behind her the words Home and Time

The title of the first episode of S5 is The Crawl, and the first scene is Will singing (imo) in the UD

But Mike must hurry, because in the S3 campaign, which is paralleled to the one in S1 (The vanishing of Will Byers, The case of the missing lifeguard) there's a trap, a distraction, an ending that is not good, not the real ending ("No, let's finish for real"): dying and then living on as heroes in someone's memories. Mike is even mocking Will here, the only time it happens. And we see Will angry for the first time.
And what does he do? He yells: "FORGET IT, Mike!"
Then he goes to Castle Byers and destroys his memories. Castle Byers is destroyed, like it was destroyed in the UD (Mike was too late)
Another parallel between the campaigns: Mike doesn't understand Will in S3 (before Will destroys his memories and senses that the Shadow is back) and he doesn't understand what he's saying about the roll (before Will vanishes)

They need to communicate, let their emotions guide them, through time and space, and they will find each other. Getting to Mike is the key, and he can't be late anymore, or we don't know what happens if Will doesn't remember anything. If there's nothing left and Joyce's boy is gone

#Will destroying his own memories after the rain fight…#the deep echoe in his voice when he says ‘he’s back’#the fact that this is the moment he switches hands when reaching for his neck#him doing cryptic shit like encouraging them to go to Driscoll at the hospital#him being responsible for blocking the part of the cabin that the meatflayer broke through#nancy asking el where billy was when he said this to her#and it just being dropped instantly when they realized he was in fact in the cabin#literally opening our minds to the possibility of someone being compromised but leaving it open ended#yeah…#remembering 3x06 was originally supposed to be called the birthday but they changed it…#something something Will letting vecna take over because he’s vulnerable af and at his breaking point#Will using his right hand again at the end of s4#we are cooked y’all#then we got mike and Will looking on at Will’s s1 ud castle Byers look alike#it’s giving ambush upon ambush s1 cliffhanger#why in the hell did they never just show us what happened to Will back in s1 in the first place?#guess we’re about to find out…#I never noticed the ‘were all time travelers if you think about it’ while mike picture is on screen#epic
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I don’t know if this is helpful to the community at large or anything, but I wanna talk about in-system pregnancy for a second.
It’s not an actual pregnancy. I feel like that’s common sense. It’s not going to cause the symptoms that pregnancy would, at least not truly. (Maybe psychosomatic symptoms at most.) People who are pregnant internally should not be in spaces for people who are bodily pregnant. (Again, I feel like that should be common sense, but I have unfortunately seen it.)
That said, a lot of what happens internally can be metaphorical, or for healing purposes. There’s a dozen reasons, just off the top of my head, that a brain might perceive a system member as pregnant.
I’ll use myself as an example. Someone in my system was internally pregnant, and, as we perceived it, gave birth to another system member. As far as I can tell, this in-system kid’s whole purpose is to just be a happy kid that’s never known suffering. Which means a lot to me as someone whose childhood was primarily suffering.
I consider this a split. The system member who ‘gave birth’ to her was happy during that time, but there was so much going on in my life around then, so much stress. Maybe I needed something joyful to focus on.
I can understand why a lot of systems may not have this experience, but I also think it’s ridiculous to say “that’s not something that can happen”. Without giving too many details, a lot of my own trauma involves babies/pregnancy, to a point that I likely would be very awkward around children if not for our in-system kid who I’ve learned to interact with. (Obviously an in-system kid is a lot different from an actual child, but it helped bridge the gap for me.)
To recap: In-system pregnancies are not the same as physical pregnancies, of course they’re not, but that doesn’t mean they don’t happen. They are their own, separate things.
[*As always, this is my personal experience & opinion. I’d try to find sources but, quite frankly, I don’t think there are any. I would love them if anyone knows of any.]
#x nathan#there’s a lot of reasons for it in our system actually#just kinda feels too trauma dumpy to list them all#it happened for us before we even knew there was a system community#it was kinda jarring to join them & see a bunch of ‘nuh uh you liar’ about the topic#so cels if you see this#this post is for you my man#syscourse#tfs syscourse#system stuff#sysblr#did system#actuallydid#(no dni as alwayssss)#if it wasn’t clear:#i support both the take of ‘in-sys pregnancy is a thing’ and ‘giving birth in-sys is impossible’#because in a LITERAL sense?#yeah of course that’s impossible#in a ‘this is how my brain cooked it up’ way though?#idk why it matters#nuance is my bestie fr#anyways i’m posting this then leaving#see y’all in a few hours#in sys dynamics#open to discussion ofc! i love discussion#sysconversation
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first time drawing Sheila E actually idk y I have never drawn her she looks so kewl

#My nanny’s oldest alive dog is named Sheila. Sheilita my beloved. She’s. Like. A mutt. But she seems to be a Pomeranian mix. :3.#Actually is she a nanny we didn’t pay her for babysitting me#Whatever we call her grandma (even tho all my grandparents r alive)#Anyway Sheila e looks rlly kewl as I said#Imma be honest I never read phf… or at least entirely#I skipped the middle of it bc it was too long for me 😭#To be fair I do have huge adhd symptoms and it’s actually concerning… BUT I guess I’m also not the most motivated person on earth#I did watch a few summaries on yt (I rlly liked one that was in Spanish idr who made the vid but very good) so I am informed and ik stuff#But not the details or the characters firsthand u know#Anyway#this for the sheilaers I hope y’all have a good night 😼‼️#My birthday is tomorrow. I’m so cooked.#sheila e#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#Phf#purple haze feedback#Doodle#whiteboard fox
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Reddit calculates our boy’s height anD I KNEW IT!!! I SAID IT ON STREAM!!!! HE’S 5’3” HE’S JUST A LIL GUY!!!! A LIL FELLA!!!!!!!
#Lies of p#I LITERALLY SAID I’m 5’4 and he’s standing at this bar almost like me so he’s definitely 5’3#SHORT KING WE STAN!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!! I’m so happy I hit the nail on the head without hesitance LOL#full confidence like ‘he looks SLIGHTLY shorter than me so 5’3’ (◡‿◡✿) I’m on fire y’all#Call me the P Prophet because everything I’ve been putting out has been COOKING
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Post-canon II au where the characters live in a gay little commune (suitcase uses her money to build a tiny town on the island) on their gay little island (Inanimate island) dreamed up by a gay little man (Mephone4)
Call it Baxterville cause none of them could think of a name, and lightbulb was like “lets name it after my crab :]”
#meanwhile mephone moves in with two#post-canon twophone is real to me guys#mephone had to go SOMEWHERE#also another idea to think about#not this au might be an entirely different au that im cooking up in me noggin#but we know that time travel is canon#so consider: time loop au except the time loop is that inanimate island becomes dream island#and then younger mephone gets inspired by BFDI to make his own show and it just spirals from there onwards#textpost#sorry for making so many textposts recently y’all btw i promise i’ll art again soon#sillies#inanimate insanity#spoilers#inanimate insanity 18 spoilers
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getting all the education/degrees I can and planning so I can get the fuck out of this country >>>>
#🪷—faerie whispers#because I still don’t like these fucking ppl#done all that yip yapping in my ask box and these ppl still suck#idec who wins#I want out of this hellhole. bc were cooked either way#everybody voting for the wrong reasons anyways so who gives a fuck#I’ve been saving and I plan to get one more degree before I leave#I’ve been heavily considering Japan or Germany#there really isn’t shit here for me#ppl always say ‘wont you have to deal w racism/colorism?’#a cop yelled at me to move my truck out in front of a store even tho I’m on a cane and couldn’t walk far#black men literally have been ignoring and treating me like shit for my entire life since elementary school#trust me when I say nothing could be worse than what I’ve gone through#I’m ready to leave#we have no future under a capitalist society#and a government that no matter what prioritizes war and profit over ppl’s lives#I have no intelligent words for this#I’m truly tired#and for all the dumbasses who were pissed off at me for what I said in august#stay mad bc I have nothing for y’all either#y’all owe Palestinians an apology#they’re the main ones suffering from this ignorance#and we’re next
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i sincerely hope that hw stick to what they have planned for the nghy story despite the reception to kimikawaii. please don’t ruin a perfectly good story just because some people can’t let go of the last 35 seconds of an mv from 2016
#they clearly have something planned for nghy!!!!!! let them cook!!!!!!!!!#i mean!!!!!! nagisa made it to uni as seen in the last frame of sukiuso!!!!! he succeeds in achieving his goals from high school!!!!!!#please don’t retcon his achievements and dreams just to satisfy the fans…#please let your boy succeed… y’all love him lots don’t you?#and. c’mon. even putting aside how yujiro and hiyori have been creator confirmed to have no romantic relations between them#(even back during their introduction in koiiro) they spend like a grand total of 35 seconds on screen together#and we don’t even see their faces for the most part.#so. like. to claim that as yhy evidence is ridiculous tbh. especially since there have been noncanon couples shown throughout koiiro mv too#if all koiiro couples are canon where’s my kyhn + their no. 1 supporter arisa. where’s my sanbaka throuple.#either way nghy canon you agree (y/y)#live laugh love nghy (but only almost as much as nagisa loves hiyori bc his love for her is on a whole other scale)#the dude from gamushara
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Do I even want to know Gujarat poll results 💀💀💀
#as a Gujarati I feel like I owe an apology to the rest of India im sooooo sorry y’all have to deal with us motherfuckers#I knew we were cooked when my gujju ass locality had the highest voter turnout in Mumbai#desi tag#indian elections#desi#anti BJP#BJP
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Write Alfred without overusing “dude” or “bro” and Allen without overusing “doll face”, “baby doll”, and “fuck” in every sentence along with every other vulgarity known to man challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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I recorded this off of twitter bc they deleted it on their tiktok and went private but it seriously pisses me the fuck off how y’all treat Colin AND Luke as if they’re somehow both one in the same person.
“Colin has redeemed himself” by doing what?? Becoming eye-candy for you so you suddenly see value and worth in him as a character because he’s ‘hot’? And redeemed himself from what exactly? Being a normal boy who has is own feelings and thoughts about people, including his friends and family?? Suddenly now that he’s had a ‘glow up’ y’all are accepting of him as a lead character and thinks he’s worth your breath and energy, while in the same breath calling him ugly and fat and not a pointless annoying side character???
These are not just characters appearances you’re commenting on, there are actual actors who play these roles and who have to see these fuckass comments of you berating their appearances all bc you don’t ‘like’ their character (who has done nothing wrong to you personally, mind you). Fuck this person for saying such shitty things about Luke. You don’t have to like a character but coming for the actors appearance when they’ve done nothing wrong is fucking low and shows what kind of person you are now that you think he’s ‘fuckable’. And reducing a character and the actors worth to nothing but sex appeal you think they provide for you is insane.
#sick of y’all talking about this man (character or not) like he’s not an actual person with feelings and access to social media#this shit made me so angry I just don’t even know what to say or type#going private too knowing your ass is gonna get cooked for this stupid ass shir#fuck you man we don’t even need you sharing your opinions if it’s gonna be ass takes like this#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton s3#colin bridgerton#luke newton
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Truce - Ch3 Preview 2/?
This is in reference to this. I’m agog that I’d somehow forgotten to share this upcoming scene in Truce its entirety—when I thought I had. Honest mistake, luvs. I shall rectify it immediately.
A snippet of my favorite part from this lil interview section:
“Not to worry. Between you and me”—the chair creaked as he leaned in, lips quirked sideways, his brows expressive, and his hand hovering beside his cheek—“Butcher and I got a secret bromance happening behind the scenes, I tell you what.” The discreet Lavalier microphone clipped somewhere on Homelander’s supersuit had picked up the hushed whisper, making the audio crisp and clear. Thirteen different camera angles captured Jimmy’s brows shooting up. He repeated, “A bromance.” “Yep. A bromance for the ages. Color me stoked.” The plastic shell of his features melted away, resembling a more complete flesh-and-blood human. Easing back into his seat, Homelander said, “I just think, like with any large and aggressive attack dogs, as owners we have a responsibility to properly train and socialize them. Now I don’t own a dog myself but if I did, I would keep my mutt on a short leash—and obedient only to me. He won’t bite, not unless I tell him to.”
The full scene the snippet belongs to:





A/N - I’m sure y’all remember Jimmy Fallon’s cameo in S1. It only makes sense to replace Translucent with Homelander now. I originally considered Cole Cameron to ask the hard hitting questions, but he dies in S4 (thanks, Ashley). So I elected to not go with him.

And the line about Butcher not being caped but quite clearly dark is lifted from the comics, as a lil Easter egg ;) but I changed it from Black Noir to Billy because Homelander’s doubling down on the lie/ cover story that he’s the one who “reached out his hand and brought Billy back from the path of villainy by inviting him into the Seven” 🙄

*Note: as always, keep in mind this is taken from an earlier draft; so there may be a couple changes in the final draft that’ll be posted to AO3 when the chapter’s ready. But this sneak peek is pretty much as close to its final draft iteration as you'll see.
(Chapters 1-2 can be read on AO3)

#butchlander#homelander#billy butcher#the boys#the boys amazon#the boys tv#billy butcher x homelander#no I shalln’t share the paragraphs before that describe what a man Billy’s cooking beef wellington in the kch wearing frenchie’s fancy apro#it will be a treat when y’all can read it in full ;)#this isn’t even the wildest thing HL says in this ch so I don’t mind sharing this haha#lying to the cameras to sell that he is the best of chums with his new secret crush#he’s selling the homoerotism for the fans and is it any wonder the hashtag butchlander began to trend in the ‘Truce’ universe?#season 4 what season 4 *please* we’re still in post-season 3 territory#there are only kernels of S4 canon easter eggs dropped in ch3 & 4 (and maybe more if I decide to convert this PWP fourshot to a longfic)#but we’ll cross that bridge when we get there (for now it’s just 4 chapters as god intended; the rest would be considered bonus content#after the main story (aka the four chapters); the longfic will only happen if S4 makes me mad or I get brainworms#I’d talked briefly about wit I’d do if I’d made Truce into a longfic b4 & spoiler alert: we’d delve into the emotional knives territory#plus a wedding epilogue because they deserve a happy ending & I like happy endings#chapter preview#preview#truce#this ch is taking forever 😔 but I swear it’s worth it luvs
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I finally moved back to Seattle and it’s frankly ridiculous how much better my life has become even in just the last 48 hours
#toady talkin#y’all my friend literally organized a potluck to welcome me back and introduce me to people in the city#her gf is cooking us salmon that she caught yesterday AS WE SPEAK#i have a job interview tomorrow#the weather is characteristically gloomy but i drove over the pass and through a cloud and it was like heaven#anyway if you know in your soul that you belong somewhere then you need to do everything in your power to get there#that’s all love ya see ya soon
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Some recent flattttt baguettes. Testing out my partners oven with minimal cooking gear. It was an experience to be sure
#bread baking#bakery#baking#bread#grains#i love bread#sourdougbread#sourdough#baguette#my partner refuses to own a whisk let alone baking trays#seriously y’all they don’t even have parchment paper unless I buy it#we made cookies once I had to cream butter and sugar with chopsticks#cooking#recipe#recipes
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dinner was a success hehe 💜 but now i gotta clean the bathroom bc my sister is sick 😔
#BUT NOT FROM MY COOKING AH#she caught something ;;;;; and we share a bathroom so i gotta take care of that if i wanna use it#after that’s done i’m coming for y’all!! sending bingos out and answering what i’ve got thus far!!#i’m very excited to write 💜 though if i disappear randomly it’s bc i gotta help my sister or mom#neither feel well unfortunately#get ready to ramble | ooc
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Why does the idea of snow make people act fucking insane the entire store is RANSACKED
#all I wanted was some cheese for something I’m cooking 😭#literally like all the shelves are empty#it’s so crazy to me too cuz like#WE LIVE IN THE NORTH????#we get at least 2-3 snowstorms a year here??????#why are we fucking freaking out and doomsday prepping y’all should know how to handle this?????#also it’s not even gonna be that bad it’s gonna snow for like one night and we’re right on the edge of the storm 😭#at most you’ll be stuck at home for like. a day#come on now#kaz rambles
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it’s been one day and the wxs timeloop au brainrot has only gotten worse. thanks keri for joining me
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