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lowkey obsessed with bad boyfriend homestar rn
more bad boyfriend homestar doodles under the cut :3
#homestar runner#h*r#homestar#strong bad#my art#biggest marzistar anti right here!#sorry marzistar fans#also guys please get the reference in the main one#please tell me yall get it#the song im refercing in the dialogue of the first one is why dont you get a job by the offspring btw#urgh ive just been obsessed with how well that part of that song fits strong bad and homestar#like yes strong bad has a friend who keeps telling him about how much he hates his girlfriend!#love toxic boyfriend homestar#like boy just break up with her#we all know youre gay
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love at first sight frfr 👍👍
#drake#henry drake supportner canon???#fuck i spelt it wrong#whatever#we all know youre gay#good 4 u#homiesexuals#tmf
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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.
like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.
#I get it though#sometimes your bestie gets married and you don’t talk to him for weeks?? months??#because you’re normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd#so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work#and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help#with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again#and you know you’ll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a lady’s window AT SOME POINT#PROBABLY#you can’t commit minor crimes by yourself that’s boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! he’s always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton née Adler of it all#but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story#a scandal in bohemia#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#acd watson#john watson#it’s giving ‘this is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!’#you 🫵 yes you! suffer my holmesposting
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*Angel and Husk taking Nuggets for a walk, minding their business*
Some rando: Slut!
Angel: *stops*
Angel: Hold my pig-
Husk: Kick his ass, baby. I got your pig-
#*incredible violence ensues*#Husk and Nuggets cheer and wince in turns and damn if that isn’t the hottest thing Husk’s seen Angel do#and he’s seen some of those films#husk is so in love#Angel is victorious- of course#they continue the walk- Angel still splattered with a bit of his catcallers#Husk thinks he’s never looked better#Angel pretends not to notice how Husk is all starry-eyed for him bc damn does he love this man#husk lets him fight his own battles and cheer him on#he’s perfect#hazbin angel dust#husk hazbin hotel#huskerdust#husk/angel#Angel dust is a BAMF#and husk knows it#angel/husk#angel dust needs a hug#consensually#preferably from husk#they’re in love your honor#they’re gay your honor#i love them#angel hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#except not really#because they’d totally do this#we stan fat nuggets#fat nuggets
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#star trek#star trek tos#spock#james t kirk#star trek memes#spirk#they’re such good friends#just guys being pals#nothing gay to see here move along#jk we all know they’re the gayest and love them for it#you don’t look at your pals like Spock that’s a look for lovers
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Now what we're NOT about to do is bring down roxanne just raise to maxley. We're not doing it! Bc y'all LOVE to do it in every fuckin fandom and I'm not taking it this time!
#The relationship between Roxanne and Max was cute. We don't need to drag her down to justify our ship!#all we know is that they liked each other. thats it#crazy explanations for why they're not together in the second movie. it's been 5 years + highschool#of course they're not together anymore but we dont need to knock it#what im trying to say is that that both ships can and should coexist within the context of the timeline without dragging the other#a goofy movie#goofy movie#extremely goofy movie#maxley#max x bradley#max x roxanne#Disney#media#lgbtq+#stop fuckin overing women to put your gay ship ahead
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a little family
#buddy daddies#my art#doodles#sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay#but lets not talk about that#we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering#reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief#what 1 little girl does to a man#its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much#i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on)#but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe....#theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen#everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK#only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married#ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid
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TYPECAST: Khaotung Thanawat edition
#khaotung thanawat#the eclipse#tonhon chonlatee#2gether the series#moonlight chicken#a tale of thousand stars#55:15 never too late#only friends the series#my gifs#my edits#mine: khaotung thanawat#mine: typecast#userjamiec#tuserhidden#tuserrowan#tostrangers#joe from blacklist was meant to be here but the scene i wanted to use was ungiffable#but his description is 'no gay all panic'#zero isn't here because we don't know enough about him#but his description is 'maybe gay mostly panic inducing'#didn't do cause youre my boy or charming stepmom because i haven't watched em#yes i know jojo said ray was bi but SHRUG#ktnw typecast: gay panic. look me in the eyes and tell me i'm wrong.#i'm as weak for the os2 ayan opening his eyes as i am for original ofts trailer sand smoking so it goes in okay#55:15 is genuinely a lovely little show btw it destroyed me and i love it
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Two versions cause I couldn’t decide a skin tone
This took 5 fucking hours
And it’s bills fault lmao that suit took forever
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Bill: Ha-Ha Don’t get to excited Sixer!!
Ford wraps his tail around his leg for comfort
#my art#gravity Falls#BillFord#bill x ford#ford x bill#bill cipher#human bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#sphinx ford#hunter bill#monster falls au#monster falls#we all know Ford’s gonna pop one#lmao#it’s hard to see but Bill is supposed to look heavier I don’t know if it translates well in the photo tho#first time drawing sphinx ford#he’ll look better the more I draw him#bills taunting him with those feathers#oh to be young and in love again#before your muse betrayes you and tries to make you into a carpet#at least ford gets to live this time#just as a pet unfortunately#gay old men#book of bill#the book of bill
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obviously hanguang-jun would wear sports bras…. right?
Wei Wuxian failed his perception and insight check rolls.
#ask#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Flirting works differently when you are Neurodiverse. You need to be told directly or its Not A Thing. (this is a ADHD wwx household)#call that...taking the Initiative....#He is just trying to be polite but also still stuck on a very specific idea of who lwj is.#'He can't be flirting with me - Lan Zhan would combust if he had a single gay thought!'.#combined with: 'I think I might have a little bit of a crush on lwj but it could just be a desire for closer friendship'.#And now we have a recipe for trying to take on the burden of 'protecting someone' from your feelings#when its really just a problem with communication and being afraid of your own feelings + feeling as if you need to handle it alone.#Which we all know is wwx's major flaw. Call that *~*~Character consistency*~*~#Anyways - your art gave me a much needed laugh today B*) thank you very much (also whoops I didn't realize I wasn't following you until now
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I’ve decided to bully people who are still in denial about Dumbledore being gay. It’s the only way.
“There is absolutely no textual evidence that Dumbledore was gay, except for his extremely flamboyant behavior and style of dress, his many feminine hobbies, his complete lack of attraction to women, the love letters he wrote to another man, the sexual tension he had with another man, the scandal about his relationship with another man, the time Harry talks to him about his previous relationship with another man and, of course, the multiple times in the latest movie where he says he was in love with another man.”
I think most of you are just dumb.
#Harry Potter#Gellert Grindelwald#Fantastic Beasts#Albus Dumbledore#grindeldore#like most heterosexual men Albus loves to knit and wear pink and get overly invested in social justice issues#you know. just like your dad. typical guy stuff#(yes obviously straight man can do all of those things and I’m sure some do#but to claim that there’s no way JKR intended for him to be gay from the beginning really is LAUGHABLE.)#I can’t be mad though because the best part of SoD is Albus NEVER SHUTTING UP about how gay he was for Gellert#and we have these people to thank#Harry Potter IP
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god thinking about katsuki murmuring "gotta win... right izuku?" right before charging right into his death is so so so fucking batshit insane of a thing to include. like he's yearning for him. like not only is he speaking as if izuku is still at his side, but he still remembers what izuku said to him all those months ago and is fighting to live up to the version of himself izuku admired. and then he goes "tell me.... izuku.... can i still reach you" CAN I STILL REACH YOU LITERALLY LONGING FOR HIM, TELL ME, ONE LAST THING BEFORE I GO, JUST TELL ME IF I CAN REACH YOU FUCKING I'M LOSING MY MIND OVER HERE IT'S PEAK PINING TRAGIC ROMANCE
#bkdk#bakudeku#i'm literally going insane thinking about just how hard katsuki was yearning for him#all of this happening knowing he's probably going to die specifically to hurt izuku#the word choice the TELL ME#IZUKU ONE THING SPEAK TO ME ONCE MORE JUST TELL ME#CAN I REACH YOU#RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAA#CAN I STAND BY YOU CAN I BE BY YOURSIDE AM I WORTHY AM I STRONG ENOUGH#the fucking YEARNING IS GOING CRAZY AND THIS IS WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT WHEN HE DIES#when izuku thinks he's gonna die to muscle man in s3 he's like “sorry mom”#katsuki is just full god i wish i could be at your side izuku i want to speak to you one last time i want the silly trading card we got#signed#hori i swear to god if you dont let these boys hug each other after all this tragic gay pining i'm gonna scream
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i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago
#like if buck had a kid and he said to eddie “theres no one in this world i trust with my kid more than you” eddie wouldve given him head#if buck had written him into his will and said “because eddie (cuz im sorry but buck loves eddies name too much to not use it)#you act like youre expendable but youre wrong“ eddie wouldve been like on his knees begging for buck to move in already#or if eddie did something reckless and after told buck he had to do it and buck just looked at him fondly and said “i know you did”#eddie wouldve dragged his ass to the nearest jewelry store to get them matching rings#or if someone off handedly mentioned how long he was dead/underground/uhhh bleeding out from his gunshot wound#and buck corrected them and said “um no actually it was 3 minutes and 17 before we got to the hospital” eddie wouldve done unspeakable#things to him in the bathroom of that underground poker club#or if eddie came out to buck and buck gave him a similar supportive little talk and said “this doesnt change a thing between us”#eddie wouldve been like “uh no actually it does get in the fucking car rn” and driven them to the courthouse so they could get married#basically#eddie says the gayest shit to buck all the time but buck just hears it as Normal Bro Things because hes never had a normal friend before so#he had nothing to really compare it to#but if buck were to say this kinda gay shit to eddie#eddie would immediately be like oh youre in love with me because eddie is a romantic and knows declarations of love when he hears them#however#buck communicates his feelings with flirting but eddie is fucking stupid and has no game and no rizz and doesnt realize hes flirting#eddie communicates his feelings with grand declarations of love but buck is fucking stupid and doesnt realize people actually care about hi#they need to flip communication styles and then theyll realize#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#get him out of there#let eddie free so he can finally have game#omg no or if eddie had done something that kinda pissed buck off and buck just looked at him after eddie apologized and said “ofc i forgive#you“ well there wouldve been something freaky going on in the firehouse closets that halloween
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suicide cw
look i have been in this area before mentally. it sucks and i wouldn’t wish this on anyone. but, and this is going to sound callous, but i don’t feel any sympathy for james somerton. even if i hope he’s like. not dead. But thats all the amount of goodwill im willing to give him. The more i think about this really, the more angry i am.
ngl this entire situation is another example of how white people weaponize their mental illness to avoid consequences. Im seeing it in real time.
this man has a continuous habit of using self-harm as a get-out-of-jail-for-free card. in both of his apologies, he has worded his supposed attempts in ways that were clearly meant to guilt people who displayed his plagiarism and overall horrendous history of racism and misogyny. i say supposed because, while i’m not saying those are lies and this would he such a fucked up thing to lie about that i don’t want to think he has, unfortunately, it’s been proven again and again that his word can’t be trusted, as he’s known to lie to try get out of consequences. Hes a proven liar. him lying about this is actually the best case scenario, because no one should go through this entire situation, wouldnt wish this on anyone, but you can only do this so often before people stop sympathizing with you. is this callous? Yeah, but like. I’m actually fucking angry he cant straight up take no as an answer. that this is how he reacts realizing he cant be one of the Cool Kidz™️ on youtube anymore. he acts like he DESERVES a career, like its not a privilege hes lost due to his own actions.
He lied about apologizing and forgiving people, he lied about giving the money to hbomberguy to give to ppl he ripped off (yknow, instead of doing it himself), he lied about the jessie gender situation and rewrote the narrative to make it so he isnt the bad guy, and hes the victim all along actually!
you can’t tell me that supposed last message of his isn’t meant to be a 13 reasons why esq attempt to deflect the blame “look i’m going to kill myself and it’s all YOUR PEOPLES FAULT for not letting me achieve my DREAM of being filmmaker IN PEACE!!! I just wanted Nick’s (the guy who I have thrown under the bus again and again) portfolio up!! Im just being a good friend dont you all FEEL BAD” he refuses to take ANY ACCOUNTABILITY of any of his actions and he IS STILL trying to shove the blame over to other people again.
it’s also pretty ironic people are like “uhhh well hbomber’s fans harassed him!!!” like hbomber outright told people NOT to HARASS JAMES!!! ALSO acting as if james doesn’t have a very real documented history of STRAIGHT UP sending his fans to harass and threaten smaller creators, more notably women, trans, and bipoc creators. especially after he’s stolen typically very personal anecdotes so he could profit from them. so why can he do it but the second people are like “hey this guys an actual piece of shit.” and he can’t handle it suddenly people are trying to white knight his shit? like no he doesn’t get that. he doesn’t get that at all just because he couldn’t handle the consequences of his actions.
what? were supposed to stay quiet about a man profiting off of other minorities because he wanted to be the spokesman for all gay people? people tried to solve this on a smaller, more private scales for YEARS and he kept doing it. it was clear that the giant public video was the ONLY way to get people to notice. HE WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH STEALING 87 FUCKING THOUSANDS WORTH OF DOLLARS. HE CANT HANDLE THE FACT HE CANT GET AWAY WITH IT.
am i supposed to feel bad for the guy who basically threatened a trans woman with the police? i don’t care what anyone says, it’s so fucking obvious that he threatened jessie by implying he was getting the police involved in their conflict. what am i supposed to act like that didn’t happen? are we supposed to pretend like he didn’t glorify nazi’s and outright said that gay people made up a good chunk of the nazis? That he didnt say america joined ww2 bc they were jealous of the NAZIS. WHAT WOULD POSSESS YOU TO FUCKING SAY THAT. but then? He gives women (not even women most of the time, he misgenders nonbinary ppl constantly) shit for writing mlm. are we supposed to act like he doesn’t straight-up sees himself superior and better than people of color and steals their works to put himself on a pedestal? Are we supposed to act like he didnt spit on our elders by saying “only the boring gays survived aids” like man! Fuck you! He BLANTANTLY MAKES UP HISTORY TO PUT HIMSELF ON A PEDESTAL!! HE ACTIVELY TRIED TO REWRITE LGBT HISTORY TO SUIT HIS FUCKED UP NARRATIVES!
yes this sucks ! no one deserves this but no one should be making him a martyr. Thats what he fucking WANTS! He wants to be immortalized as a victim!! (again, supposedly, it was reported hes alive but its not confirmed).
The shit he got isnt near the amount of fucking callous behavior hes done again and again. Again, to drill this point, EVEN IF HE DIDNT CALL THE POLICE HE THREATENED A TRANS WOMAN INTO THINKING HE DID!!! The fact he tried to use a head injury to justify years of the outright ghoulish shit fucking astounds me. Why the fuck did anyone in his life thought it was a good idea to let him TRY to come back. in the end, he had options. he didn’t need to try to make a comeback. HE DIDNT NEED TO FUCKING LIE OR IGNORE THE SHIT HE WAS CALLED OUT ON the reality is, he wanted to come back thinking he could shove it under the rug, was told that no dude, you’re not allowed to be a youtuber anymore. you’re done. you need to move on and went full nuclear. it’s not on anyone’s hands but his own. HES BEEN DOING THIS TO HIMSELF!! But nah man we cant call his shit out bc hell may or may not kill himself. Fuck the other minorities who have the same issues but worse and sometimes BECAUSE of him. This is going to SUCKKKK so bad when other ppl, specifically white gays, are going to weaponize this shit to get away with their stuff.
#warning: do not read this post if you want me to be nice to james somerton. i am extremely mean in this post.#before anyone accuses me of shit i legit never contacted him myself or anyone involved. i am someone who witnessed this behavior repeatedly#again. i hope hes alive and well. the fact is him lying about this WOULD BE THE IDEAL SITUATION. BC NO ONE SHOULD GO THROUGH THAT. but.#he HAS to forever be the victim in his eyes. attempting doesnt automatically mean youre free of sin.#its just terrible to see that regardless whether or not he did do it#its very clear his attempts to run away from his consequences are working on some people#we need to acknowledge that if your shitty ex friend can weaponize a threat to kill themselves#so can this internet person after being called out for horrendous shit#like what was the alterative? what were people supposed to fucking do? be nice about it?#yeah as if poc and trans women arent historically given shit for being 'too mean' about wanting justice.#this isnt just the plagiarism this is the fact a white dude has been parading himself as THE speaker for the gays(tm) but has been using hi#gayness to shield himself from his misogyny racism transphobia and antisemitism#its very clear regardless this means that ppl r going to side with him and then give him benefit of doubt#if you cant handle the heat stay out of the fucking kitchen dude. this is the consequences of your fucking actions.#hes a disgusting person who cant handle being told no so hes going to drag everyone down with him#like. idk this entire situation is frustrating to me.#its also frustrating ppl trying to be moral abt it like 'see! i knew this was bad all along!' no you didnt. shut it.#for the record im like mainly talking abt twit watching those spineless uwu cutesy ppl basically saying hes done noting wrong#oh and also alt righters who are clearly weaponinizing this where u know they wouldnt give a shit if a right ytber did this.#james somerton#idk might delete this later its just. ugh...
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Husk: Hey, Angel, can you hold this?
Angel: *distracted* Hm? Yeah-
Angel: …
Angel: …this is just your hand?
Husk: Yeah.
Angel: 😳
Angel: *clutches hand tighter*
#we all know that Angel is an incorrigible flirt but the moment anyone flirts back (sincerely) he goes into PanicMode#because he doesn’t think anyone could actually like/love him#but guess what#PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU ANGEL#especially husk#even if he pretends he doesn’t#after this exchange husk just has the biggest shit-eating grin#meanwhile Charlie is just squealing uncontrollably#‘THEYRE HOLDING HANDS VAGGIE HOKY SHIT’#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY#angel dust#husk#husk/angel#huskerdust#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#I mean kind of#they’re gay your honor#they’re in love your honor
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"He felt the characteristic prick of tears in his eyes. For the first time in his life, he found out what it was like to be himself. Truly, and with no restraints, with no fear. Simply and wonderfully be. As he always should have been able to."
I'm not crying, you are.
#bbc merlin#merlin#merlinfic#merthur#WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF#my poor baby is going through self discovery and I'm so !!!! help#can't believe I wrote this while listening to jurassic park soundtrack#this is about magic#we all know this isn't about magic#he's gay your honor
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