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[beelzeballing]

ich wenn ich den gesichtsausdruck eines lustigen (😀), eines gleichgültigen (😐) und eines traurigen (☹️) zur anschauung bringe

Emoticons from 1893, published in the German Kreisblatt für den Kreis Malmedy. h/t Gleb Albert.

[stargirl230]

you’re my hero!

bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[femmeofhearts]

i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels

[frownyalfred]

Tim, sitting in the Cave, arms crossed, clearly pouting:

Kon, who has learned to speak fluent Bat over the years: do you wanna go watch a video of [recent disaster] together and you can tell me how you would have organized and run the civilian evacuation differently?

Tim:

Kon:

Tim, sniffling: yeah

[neproxrezi]

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

[gatorinator]

“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

[zorangezest]

haha heyyyy [THROWS SOUNDWAVE AND BEE AT YOU] [THROWS SOUNDWAVE AND BEE AT YOU] [THROWS SOUNDWAVE AND BEE AT YOU]

cat dad, puppy son!!

[khickuwa]

It keeps the cold at bay.

[charlotlie]

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

[ad-ee]

VENOM 2018

Eddie: I’d die to keep you from being eaten by another symbiote.

Venom: I’d burn in fire just to keep you safe.

VENOM 2021

Venom: I’d give myself up so you could have peace and happiness.

Eddie: No, I’d give up everything just to stay with you.

VENOM 2024

Eddie: I’d rather die with you than live without you.

Venom: Sorry, can’t let you die.

[smutty-pup]

oh you lift weights? wow and you think i would be easy to pick up? no i don’t think so, i bet you couldn’t lift me. prove it. pick me up, and maybe let me wrap my legs around you while you hold my ass, maybe kiss my neck and watch as i turn red, or uh- like i bet you couldn’t pick me up…

[feligayzed]

fuck that blacksite noise, it's party time!!

[jenanigans1207]

I’m sorry, but Katsuki almost solo-funding Izuku’s support suit so they can officially be pro heroes together and Izuku can have his dream back is peak romance and nobody can change my mind.

[toxooz]

🧠: waiter! more König with his beefy hangs out for no explainable reason

[shroomwar]

Obsessed with the way Vicodin is such a huge piece of symbolism in House’s relationships. Like. Cuddy left him because he relapsed. She told him that he took the Vicodin to avoid pain, because pain means you care and he wasn’t willing to do that. We’ve seen throughout the show how House’s emotional pain manifests as physical, increasing whenever he feels guilt or anger or sadness or fear. Keep in mind this was while Cuddy was worried she might have cancer.

And then Wilson ACTUALLY gets cancer, and House treats him at his apartment, and he feeds him Vicodin. Because Wilson is in pain, and he’s always the one who cares so much, and it’s House’s turn to take that away. And House doesn’t take any Vicodin. He feels the pain so Wilson’s is lessened, because he CARES. They make a point to show that he is willing to care, willing to take on that burden for him.

House will do anything to stop the pain, unless it makes Wilson suffer.

[lamemeduturfu]

this is very weird actually sorry

and this

poor peanut

as you can see i invented nothing this is absolutely canon