#wave crasher

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Cyborg City Incorrect Quotes 1

Please enjoy these many incorrect quotes. There's a lot, so it's under the cut

Wave Crasher: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so... - Jessie: Well, well, well if it isn't my old friend Jessie: the dawning realization that I fucked up back - Héctor: what time is it? Jessie: I don't know. Pass me that saxophone, and we'll find out Jessie: plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune Dylan: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING? Jessie: It's 2am - Jake: Help! I told Dylan that I'd cook dinner tonight, but I can't cook! Jessie, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help? - Wave Crasher: While I'm gone, MG is in charge MG: Yes!!! Wave Crasher, whispering: Examiner, you're secretly in charge The Examiner: Obviously - The Examiner: Why are you on the floor? Wave Crasher: I'm depressed Wave Crasher: Also, I was stabbed. Can you get Doctor Shoelace, please? - Jessie, holding a python: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him? Dylan: You did WHAT- Héctor: Willian Snakepeare - Héctor, trying to ask Latif out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Jessie: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?