#watches you throw a ball...

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

You take off your clothes and dance for men up to three times your age (maybe more...lovely /s...)

And This Right Here is what fucking fears you hmm.

[nelkcats]

Therapy needed

Danny needed therapy, that was pretty obvious. After the whole "my future self killed everyone because my family died" thing it became pretty obvious that he needed to acknowledge his traumas and deal with them properly before another Dan happened or his emotions just exploded. The fact that his parents wanted to kill him and no one would acknowledge his death was making things worse.

So he asked his sister for help, but Jazz being annoyingly responsible commented that he couldn't become her patient, something about how personal feelings could cloud her judgment and family can't give each other therapy. Danny thought it was a bit hypocritical considering she used him as a lab rat with her psychology books but decided not to say anything.

The fact that Jazz could not be his therapist made everything 10 times more complicated. First of all because Danny had a trauma with psychologists (and wasn't that ironic? He blamed Spectra for that), and secondly that no one would believe his whole life story or keep it a secret. It was unfortunate that the Yetis were general health doctors and not mental health doctors because that would have solved his problem.

Just as he was about to give up and continue to treat his traumas as a recurring joke, Jazz introduced him to someone. Her name was Harleen Frances Quinzel and she was completely crazy, but according to Jazz she was excellent at her job. Danny had his doubts but in the end he agreed to have an appointment with her.

Strangely, Harley Quinn lived up to his sister's expectations, not being upset when Danny asked to change the decor of the place (Spectra had done a number on his head, common offices became uncomfortable for him), nor when Danny almost froze her by accident. Harley was patient, attentive and considered all his suggestions, accepting or denying as needed. Danny liked it.

The only complaint the halfa had were about the stalkers on the roof who were always watching him on his way to and from Harley's house, it was getting very annoying. One of them panicked when Danny came out crying - couldn't a ghost face his traumas in peace!?

[saturnscherie]

༄ Yuji’s body fat percentage is in the single digits, but it looks like for whatever reason, he still wants to get more ripped. So he asked the gym shirt guy from the last mission, for his secret. (Look at Nobara’s reaction, she’s so done with him.)

༄ Asking him that, in the middle of a mission is something only he would do. Look at him asking Tengen why they looked like that when everyone was discussing their plans for the culling games. (And nice, now we have Megumi’s reaction.)

༄ Anyway, I think that scene is a good way to show us that, even after everything Yuji’s been through, he’s still just a normal teenager, who cares about the things a guy his age usually would. I mean…he’s only trying to look his best/strongest for himself and obviously for a certain someone. Not gonna say any names…but come on now, we know exactly who.

༄ It’s Mr. “If it comes down to a brawl without cursed energy involved, Itadori would win.” (While he stares at the camera like we’re the ones who called Yuji weak or something.)

༄ And Mr. “That's really more his style.” (Right before Yuji throws a whole ass car?!?!)

[chiyana]

Bruce: now, for the last part of this meeting

Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian, Cass, and Duke: ?

Bruce: -turns around to bring up a power point presentation, the title card of which just reads 'Please Be Normal About Tim'-

Bruce: -turns back around-

Bruce: ...Tim why are you the only one still here

Tim: I just like power point presentations

[0809sysblings]

Amane actually 'caused' nothing because she waited until Mahiru died to kill Shidou, paralleling how she only killed her mom after her mom killed the cat. in this essay i will

[scorchedmazes]

debated on doing a long sappy post ab how the maze runner has impacted me since i was 13 years old and i ended up breaking down writing it so,, yeah. no long sappy note.

but seriously, the maze runner truly saved my life and if that sounds dramatic it’s bc i am dramatic and if i hadn’t had tmr when i had it i prob wouldn’t be here. that’s how much this series means to me.

so,, happy 10th birthday to the maze runner movie, thank you for saving me.

[mechaseraph]

Sincerely wish for Kaito Kid to explode

[warpedpuppeteer]

Jokes aside I don't think I'm actually ready to see Buck full on being in love with Eddie. Ohmygod this is going to crush me because it's about to be unrequited for awhile before it even gets anywhere (if it even does) and Oliver does micro expressions so well I don't think I'm ready to see all the soft fond eyes and gentle smiles Buck's about to throw at Eddie (which he already did before but now we know he's in love, fuck) and how Eddie is gonna' talk about Marisol or whatever and we can see his soul being crushed LMAO BYE I'M FINDING A CLIFF TO JUMP OFF OF

[venacoeurva]

Intricate boy

[justblaterando]

How any convo about aemond loosing an eye goes with the crazy people of this fandom

A “he was going to murder him, he deserves it”

B “no he didn’t”

A “he was being rude, he deserve it”

B “being rude doesn’t justify making someone disable”

A “he was going to murder him, he deserves it”

And the cycle continues

[coldjustness-archive]

Neve, often times used to fighting by herself in close quarters (alleyways, small streets, small rooms, tight entryways etc.) will get in the middle of the fray of fire as if she herself wields a sword and shield… Abnormal for a mage, yes, but she gets the job done… And yes, still gets her fair share of injuries that she won’t tell you about.

[hauntingblue]

Inept 8 year old boy dragon tries to save floating island is such a concept

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

Stone is so babygirl

[actual-changeling]

y'know i am so glad brazil wiped the field with the spanish because the chances are high they'll do the same with the usa in the finals (arrogant fucks deserve it sorrynotsorry).

and unless the spanish team gets visited by the football gods and learns how to play again our beloved german team will kick their asses from here til sunday and bring home bronze.

[softceleste]

I've literally only played through Eugene's call so far.

[shrimpgogurt]

I was talking about this with a friend but there's like. Different types of vampires - Theres classic horrific ones, usually having more bat traits and are monster-y - Theres the classic movie ones with the capes, pale skin, elf-like, still pretty undead with claws and shit and kinda monstery - And then theres modern vampires that are just kinda. Humans with two long canine fangs. I feel like they were selectively bred to have all their monster traits removed, kinda like people with pugs. These are also the most common in modern day.