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You take off your clothes and dance for men up to three times your age (maybe more...lovely /s...)
And This Right Here is what fucking fears you hmm.
#he is so good at noticing everything#amazing powers of observation didn't you hear the wall#makes sense tara was in perfect shape#she just grew an overlay of curvy girly sexy parts#perfect upgrade package#she is like look at them now how heavy and how much in need OF your attention#watches you throw a ball...#😏#it's fine#those moments when you hurt your mother's hand throwing#domnie Darko cord#look though that is just me and you *shrugs*#the paradox of awareness & ignorance#me: paradox is difficult you: baby you're a natural#cigarettes with low tar are not considered safe#cigarettes with low tar are known to cause pregnancy#last night: oh I'm just the girl that would blow you in your mustang#that hasn't happened.....yet
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Therapy needed
Danny needed therapy, that was pretty obvious. After the whole "my future self killed everyone because my family died" thing it became pretty obvious that he needed to acknowledge his traumas and deal with them properly before another Dan happened or his emotions just exploded. The fact that his parents wanted to kill him and no one would acknowledge his death was making things worse.
So he asked his sister for help, but Jazz being annoyingly responsible commented that he couldn't become her patient, something about how personal feelings could cloud her judgment and family can't give each other therapy. Danny thought it was a bit hypocritical considering she used him as a lab rat with her psychology books but decided not to say anything.
The fact that Jazz could not be his therapist made everything 10 times more complicated. First of all because Danny had a trauma with psychologists (and wasn't that ironic? He blamed Spectra for that), and secondly that no one would believe his whole life story or keep it a secret. It was unfortunate that the Yetis were general health doctors and not mental health doctors because that would have solved his problem.
Just as he was about to give up and continue to treat his traumas as a recurring joke, Jazz introduced him to someone. Her name was Harleen Frances Quinzel and she was completely crazy, but according to Jazz she was excellent at her job. Danny had his doubts but in the end he agreed to have an appointment with her.
Strangely, Harley Quinn lived up to his sister's expectations, not being upset when Danny asked to change the decor of the place (Spectra had done a number on his head, common offices became uncomfortable for him), nor when Danny almost froze her by accident. Harley was patient, attentive and considered all his suggestions, accepting or denying as needed. Danny liked it.
The only complaint the halfa had were about the stalkers on the roof who were always watching him on his way to and from Harley's house, it was getting very annoying. One of them panicked when Danny came out crying - couldn't a ghost face his traumas in peace!?
#dpxdc#Harley is good at her job#Danny is happy to be in therapy#mental health is important#You can't tell me that Spectra didn't leave some trauma on Danny after their first meeting#Danny thinks it's ironic to have trauma with therapy#He almost refuses to see anyone but trusts Jazz#Harley tutored Jazz at one point#Jazz trust her#dp x dc#dc x dp#Harley is good but the bats don't fully trust her#Reason why they are watching#Danny is very upset with the stalkers#is he not allowed to cry in peace after a little trauma dumping?#Harley is very good at keeping secrets#The bats thought Danny was some criminal contact of Harley's#Then they saw him crying and they don't know what to think anymore#Danny is going to throw a ball of pure ice at them if they keep bothering him
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Bruce: now, for the last part of this meeting
Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian, Cass, and Duke: ?
Bruce: -turns around to bring up a power point presentation, the title card of which just reads 'Please Be Normal About Tim'-
Bruce: -turns back around-
Bruce: ...Tim why are you the only one still here
Tim: I just like power point presentations
#Jason keeps beating up Tim and then chasing him around trying to get him to join him#including AFTER Tim kicked him directly in the balls#he had a whole murder board about Tim when he was stalking him#Damian also keeps trying to beat up/kill Tim and prove he is the 'superior Robin'#Dick is generally pretty chill but he and Tim have a history of getting into shenanigans together#also Dick has a tendency to go a bit feral when Tim is involved and hurt#Stephanie once said Tim had a 'bad case of the Stephs' and while I love that for her absolutely not#Cass neither wants to kill Tim nor be romantically entangled with him#which is good!#but like Dick she also goes along with his plans without as many follow up questions as she should probably have#and by 'as many' I mean 'any'#she pretended to stab him through the chest to throw off a bunch of assassins#and I'm pretty sure she didn't question a single second of it#Tim just turned to her like 'I have a fake sword and I need you to pretend to kill me with it'#Cass just gave a thumbs up with no follow-up questions#Duke#my beloved#I know he and Tim don't interact much in canon#but in my heart I feel he would not be normal about Tim either#like regular ass Tim Drake figuring out Batman's secret identity and deciding to just become Robin because Gotham and Batman need it?#attaching rockets to a skateboard to get around?#coming up with insane and convoluted plans and consistencies that don't make sense to anyone else?#plans and contingencies that WORK?#Duke would see Tim as aspirational and go along with whatever insane bullshit nonsense he comes up with just to see what happens#he would 100% be down for whatever Tim has planned and would absolutely feed into it#he just wants to crank that little chaos gremlin up to eleven and watch him go#Bruce is desperate to keep them from interacting in any capacity for longer than thirty seconds at a time because HE KNOWS#HE KNOWS what will happen if they ever team up#it's why he put them on separate shifts#for the record Bruce ALSO had to sit through this presentation
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debated on doing a long sappy post ab how the maze runner has impacted me since i was 13 years old and i ended up breaking down writing it so,, yeah. no long sappy note.
but seriously, the maze runner truly saved my life and if that sounds dramatic it’s bc i am dramatic and if i hadn’t had tmr when i had it i prob wouldn’t be here. that’s how much this series means to me.
so,, happy 10th birthday to the maze runner movie, thank you for saving me.
#the maze runner#thank you wes ball we say in unison#i feel like a mother when her kid turns 10 fr#crying. sobbing. throwing up.#2019-2023 ari especially thanks you tmr ��🏼#from laying in the icu alone watching cast interviews to the night before my grandmas funeral watching tmr#won’t go into detail ab my mental health but newt was truly the character that made me feel seen#a rare sentimental talk from ari#ari speaks#ari talks
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Sincerely wish for Kaito Kid to explode
#dcmk#detective conan#kaishin#this is a doodle but it looks okay-ish enough to tag properly ig#moment away before shinichi throws soccer ball or something in his face with full force. deserved#<has been (re and) watching dc again lately and haven't picked a single kid ep yet but#it's hard not to think of him you know i need to mail him a pipe bomb#mecha's shitty doodles#also i feel it should had been kono instead of sono ik enough base jpn trust me but it's 1:30am for me </3
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guys guess what part I got to in emh
#Posting TikTok animation trends on tumblr#How will the public react#Anyway#i spent like fucking 8 hours on this and it ain’t even that good#Omfg#anyway x2#Watch this get like 2 notes#Wtvr#emh#everymanHYBRID#Evan emh#Steph emh#animation#Throws this at you#I HATE HOW J DREW EVAN BUT FUCK OT WE BALL#Okay I’ll shut up now
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when midoriya punches the zero pointer at the entrance exam, all might says “show who you are, embody what it means to be a true hero, nothing is nobler than self sacrifice” do you think aizawa heard kill bill sirens
#he said that very loud and very confidently#i hold true to the hc that midoriya is so reckless due to his horrific self worth from being quirkless#but a good chunk of it is definitely bc of all might#who through his own issues encourages his self isolation and the worth of his power and what he can do with it over midoriya himself#and then you have aizawa who has spent his entire teaching career hammering home that living is just as important as saving someone#all might nedzu and probably everyone else in the room saw that as a heroic moment#midoriya saved uraraka with an unbelievable move with no reward for himself#aizawa is the only one that sees a kid break three out of four of his limbs and plummet to the earth with no plan to save himself#if uraraka hadnt managed to hit him he wouldve at the very least shattered his other arm#he very easily couldve died#and aizawas the only one that notices#thats why he grills him during the ball throw#he says midoriya cant be a hero bc being one will lead to him killing himself if he doesnt change#bc he saw a kid that would destroy himself at every given chance to help someone else#and hes the only one that realises how wrong that is#its been a minute since ive watched this scene and damn it hits a bit different now#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#go beyond plus ultra#aizawa shouta#midoriya izuku#deku#all might#bnha#mha#save post
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Jokes aside I don't think I'm actually ready to see Buck full on being in love with Eddie. Ohmygod this is going to crush me because it's about to be unrequited for awhile before it even gets anywhere (if it even does) and Oliver does micro expressions so well I don't think I'm ready to see all the soft fond eyes and gentle smiles Buck's about to throw at Eddie (which he already did before but now we know he's in love, fuck) and how Eddie is gonna' talk about Marisol or whatever and we can see his soul being crushed LMAO BYE I'M FINDING A CLIFF TO JUMP OFF OF
#911 abc#i think i will throw up haha#like of course i want the ball to get rolling#but it's about to be bad before it gets good#and idk how my heart is going to handle actually watch unrequited love happening in the show#and how Buck is going to react#911 speculation#buddie#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#if you've been in love with someone who you know isn't in love with you then you know this is about to hurt#if that's what they're going for that is
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Intricate boy
#wip#alduin he’s like a kitten to me do you feel me#I want to throw a crinkle ball near him and watch him try to kill it
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lol i love how yesterday morning i was like “i love nightmares pls send me one” and i had 3 back to back 💀
*hesitantly* i ... i love nightmares..? send me one... once a week? no, twice a week
#one was living in a kind of big 1 story house w other ppl and trying to survive a bear attack#my middle dream i don't remember#and my third dream is kind of long to explain ૮ – ﻌ–ა#but basically me n a bunch of other ppl were trapped in a big house by ppl who were analogous to the iof and we needed to get out#before they killed us all.. most ppl were too scared to try running but compliance does not guarantee safety.. only 2 others left w me#and there was some thing.. like an ogre ig?? sorta looked like a v tall v buff dude and he kept trying to throw a ball at us w full force#but it hits like a cannon so we had to dodge that or be obliterated (´-﹏-`;) we made it but i def left some stuff behind back at the#house like my wallet n maybe my phone etc so they had more info to go off of but i woke up a lil after the ogre guy#all i remember from the second dream is i remember being atop a large tower and the stones in the walls were part of an#ancient magical seal that had something to do w the creator's connection w birds and it was sort of a sacred site?#bc the stones together formed an invisible barrier over the area and birds were attracted to the area. u could pull the stones out#the wall if u wanted to 🤭 ur not supposed to but You Could. all else i remember is being in my car w three others#w me in the back and we drove past a fucking tornado akfkakak. i don't remember the actual plot of that dream or what#pushed it into nightmare territory but i have had quite an adrenaline filled night 🫡 being locked up in the torture/slavery/prisoner house#was the one that made me get up. where did these come from???¿ i basically just fell asleep watching Steven universe#👉🏾👉🏾 at least they weren't emotional nightmares.. i much prefer situational ones
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How any convo about aemond loosing an eye goes with the crazy people of this fandom
A “he was going to murder him, he deserves it”
B “no he didn’t”
A “he was being rude, he deserve it”
B “being rude doesn’t justify making someone disable”
A “he was going to murder him, he deserves it”
And the cycle continues
#and yea I would consider myself team black if it wasn’t for how embarrassing y’all are#I can’t understand how people on the correct side feel so irrational competition(?)to the pointof making themselves the wrong one#someone had the balls to say aemond would be punished in a modern court#due to an assumed throw an assumed trajectory and a crime happening six years in the future#why do y’all feel the need to play victim all the time?#team green already gives you plenty to be mean about#stop going around shouting your BS#hotd thoughts#hotd#got#asoiaf#asoif/got#team green#team black#aemond targaryen#I want to watch next season but y’all make me hate this show#idk why the algorithm is obsessed in showing me this stuff#maybe I curated my space too much from the team green fanatics and now I ended up on the opposite side of bad#I just want the lesbian content back!!
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Neve, often times used to fighting by herself in close quarters (alleyways, small streets, small rooms, tight entryways etc.) will get in the middle of the fray of fire as if she herself wields a sword and shield… Abnormal for a mage, yes, but she gets the job done… And yes, still gets her fair share of injuries that she won’t tell you about.
#[ introspection ] its not what keeps me up at night. its not the quiet. i never could sleep once work gets in my head.#[ me playing the other day and watch my girl get bludgeoned by a Qunari hammer and throw her the other way ]#[ most mages; safe distances for good casting ]#[ Neve: did you ask for a ice ball bitch slap????? ]
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Inept 8 year old boy dragon tries to save floating island is such a concept
#momo just tell him!!! you've done this before!!! yeahhh#'this roof ain't big enough for the both of us'#luffy just telling momo to throw him something too akdhakaj this is back to how he was with koby but it worked so...#just grow some balls man!!! if he can spit something so can you!! BITE HIM!!! AHEKAHQK HE DID IT!!!! YEAHHH!!!!#he drew blood omg.... hell yes..... just be careful he doesn't bite back#luffy's exposure therapy is so effective. worlds greatest psychologist i have been saying this.#also nekomamushi and inuarashi better not die. i am also saying this.#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1050#me as baby chopper crying. actually and for real.#i don't have any points to prove for this but sanji and zoro look married in wano. idk man. i can just feel it.#i remember several episodes ago i was complaining about the missmatch of the colors on luffy.... i forgor why the band is purple.... qjwjaj#the music.... slay#i might be getting the luffy worms again i feel so insane..... what do you mean the sky parted.... omg neko and inu.... KICK THEIR ASSES!!!!#luffy fighting kaido and he still has time to boss momo and yamato around ajdbaks and roast him too lmao#momo thinking about kinemon and kiku....#PEROSPERO AND JACK FINALLY!!!!!!!!! carrot omg..... pedro avenged ✔️ now fucking orichi.... how many heads does he have left.....#why is luffy turning supersayian aldjaksn#episode 1051#just saw trafalgay written on a comment and idk if its on purpose or a misspelling but thags so funny akshaksjaka#yamato and momo father-son bonding time <3 teaching him how to be a dragon... so sweet#also the race of people that could set themselves on fire on mariejoa??? kinda random dropping it in there but alas... ✍️✍️#zoro didn't want franky to help but there he goes.... out of onigashima... a good franky fart would have prevented that...#petition to rename coup de burst to franky fart. like why is it even in french. he is A YANKEE.#episode 1052#boy dragon sounds like boy genius. who wants to join my band
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Stone is so babygirl
#YES IM WATCHING RAMSHACKLE AGAIN#NO YOU CANT STOP ME /lh#but seriously oh my god#I'm gonna shake him like an etch a sketch ball him up throw him to the wall like BOING then catch and hold him#he's babygirl he's pookie he's amazing he's badass#*takes giggles runs away*#bro I need to make art of him so bad#he's so crunchy#I want to eat him /pos#I'm GONNA eat him#vibrating in my chair rn I'm gonna explode#original post#samantha screeches#stone#ramshackle#stone ramshackle
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y'know i am so glad brazil wiped the field with the spanish because the chances are high they'll do the same with the usa in the finals (arrogant fucks deserve it sorrynotsorry).
and unless the spanish team gets visited by the football gods and learns how to play again our beloved german team will kick their asses from here til sunday and bring home bronze.
#alex yells at the void#2024 olympics#women make me interested in sports i'd otherwise hate#if you didnt watch brazil destroy the spanish this evening PLEASE do#the german live stream commentator is also highly entertaining and just roasted the hell out of them#my absolute hero he's hilarious#everyone: yeah brazil whatever they wont get past the group phase#brazil while already preparing for the fight of their lives: you thought bitch#fearless and without compromise just throwing themselves into everything and hammering the ball across the field#absolutely stunning
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I've literally only played through Eugene's call so far.
#...listen i have adhd and you gave me an unlimited pile of paper balls to throw at a basket ball hoop in the middle of 911 calls#nobody's died so far (because I know the answers >.> because I've watched like 4+ playthroughs of it before playing it myself)#so like it's fine Forrest can keep shooting all the pieces of paper he wants ok#killer frequency
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