#wobble noises

[werejelly]

I was talking about this with a friend but there's like. Different types of vampires - Theres classic horrific ones, usually having more bat traits and are monster-y - Theres the classic movie ones with the capes, pale skin, elf-like, still pretty undead with claws and shit and kinda monstery - And then theres modern vampires that are just kinda. Humans with two long canine fangs. I feel like they were selectively bred to have all their monster traits removed, kinda like people with pugs. These are also the most common in modern day.

[eddybelly]

I play PUnite and my main is Goodra, so I brought back my Goodra sona, and made some tweak to their design so it feels more unique...

Also they start as a Goodra immediately in the match instead of a Goomy, they just get bigger and fatter every evolution levels instead... become biggest tank...

[loubella77]

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[krytus]

SQUEAKY_TOY_NOISE.MP3

[grouper]

thing i might do more with

[spiderywigglerodstuff]

[tarabyte3]

I was only supposed to have 1 lifting session with my trainer this week, but he had an opening today last minute and offered it to me (first!!! 🥺 I'm going to get a good grade in personal training, etc) so I flew out the door to get my lower body day in. (What is this. What have I become.)

Joke's on me, though, because I regretted it immediately when he rubbed his hands together and went, "Alright, today's a weight increase on a couple of these!"

Me, standing in the middle of his studio: Actually, I already have a prior engagement so I won't make it after all. Sorry!

Him: Just for that you have 3 sets of pistol squats instead of 2

Me:

(I still kicked ass 😌)

[witherroze]

“WaUOOAAauu!!!” - Team Canada

[definitelynotshouting]

I keep thinking about that one ask where it was mentioned that the hermits had never seen grian healthy before and im just like.

Man *said in the same tone as that one horse on a beach meme*

Imagine knowing someone for years and years and then realizing that they were on the brink of starvation the whole time

im not exaggerating when i say i think about this LITERALLY all the time. its just so harrowing. regardless of what any given person thinks about the situation, its just so objectively scary-- to know someone and be good friends with them for so long, and then learn they were actively dying in front of you the entire time you knew them.... thats terrifying.

And its gonna be something that pretty much universally gives every hermit at least a momentary pause. When they finally see a Grian who isnt starving, who has actual energy, who isn't conserving as much as he can because of the food scarcity, that's gonna hit like a hammer. It's going to REALLY highlight just how bad he was doing in comparison to now, and that's going to retroactively scare a lot of people i think

[bloodmoonlvr]

learning how to draw him...

[werejelly]

Sometimes media will introduce like, a big burly dude and I go on thinking oh they're so cute I wanna eat em up.

And then like. It turns out they made them irredeemably awful and I get sad about it

[moresrush]

Me, whenever I find myself In A Situation: I could be drawing two men kissing rn.

[transemaskyes]

I feel as though I’ve been laminated

[last-flight-of-fancy]

there is a horrible irony in the way that the one (1) time i attempted to do something non-video game related i busted my wrist even worse so now instead of it being 'rough but on the mend' its now 'if you so much as TOUCH a controller its going to be a Bad Time'

[bright-and-burning]

having such a weird one rn… who’s got something cooking that i can bug them about…

[spiderywigglerodstuff]

eating him