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Ice cream machine is broken again

can i get uhhhh.... a big mac and mc flurry pls

no

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ok genuine question what is the difference between chap stick and lip balm??

PRESENTATION!

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My blood has been drank. I am now a flash-mummified corpse

I drink your blood

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Summer has arrived

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There is snow.

There is a Tornado.

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There is no longer a Tornado.

There is a Tornado.

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There is a Tornado.

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H m m m

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

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Damn ya got me

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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YES

You ever sit next to your mum for literally less than a minute and want to rip your skin off ?

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Bingo headass

BINGO BITCH! You know I honestly feel like 2023 is going to be a good year. I know folks say that all the time but for me personally, when I think about the coming year, all I can do is smile. I just get this feeling of pure happiness. I don't know what's going to happen, it could end up being the absolute worst year ever but I feel it in my gut that good things are going to happen. I know for a fact that I will be smiling a lot next year (and I hate my smile).

Stole this from Twitter

Blank copy if anyone wants to do it.

Just a few no pressure tags 🥰

@shewriteswhenthewordscome @littlefreya @bakarilennox @sillyrabbit81 @sif-the-tsunami @consequences-of-sleep

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I kinda wish it weren't -2°F like... Can that not be a thing? Please? Not in my state's region PLEASE??? It's icy and I have a job to get to regardless??? I accept it's not gonna happen but I still don't like it so I will complain one (1) time and no more

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Help I'm being followed by porn bots-

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@bamsara

You DO have coffee :^)

Coffee for you

How have you been lately? ( in general) have you been drinking at least a cup of water

no water but i DO have coffee

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I want to make a gingerbread family!

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Today is the day I go to work in a pajama shirt and sweatpants

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I BELIEVE IN YOU @yandere-sins !!!

REJOICE!

Man, I’m between a rock and a hard place rn.

Yesterday, exhausted and basically in a fever dream just without fever or dreaming, I had such a good idea for a fun little project (though just for a little while, like a month or so. If it goes on too long I fear it might turn bad). And although I think it would be good, I fear every one of you screaming in my ear about the alien project and how dare I start something new AGAIN.

It’s not that I don’t like the alien project, though tbh I haven’t sat down and really figured out what is blocking me so much. But it’s not like you guys are the only ones not understanding what’s going on, I am just as clueless. All I know is that my doc remains empty and it’s freaking me out too.

Not really looking for sympathy or encouragement, I just had to share the thought because it’s eating me alive since yesterday. Maybe it’s just a fluke of excitement and will simmer down really fast anyway but man, brains are so weird…