#watcher phil

[nicoforlifetrue]

Thinking about starting a Kofi what ever fic gets the most cash thrown at it gets posted next, 50 whole bucks means an update day of, whata y'all think? Dumb idea? Good idea? I need some spending/writing money and I figured why not let a hobby pay for itself

[invisible-brandy]

screaming

[bergoozter]

internet user peggingmothman is everywhere and i love them

[energeticwarrior]

PLEASE COLLAB

[philsdrivinglicence]

Phapology hall of fame

- straight up calling YouTube "our majority stakeholders"

- "we are taking steps to review our process"

- the out of sync thank you at the end

- "we're sorry for the way we handled this, as well as for the way that we communicated it" - the fact phil was barely keeping it together for that line SENT me

[redwinephannie]

I apologize to Dan and Phil for any offhand comments I’ve made criticizing the amount of sponsorships you do please never pull a Watcher

[wearewatcher]

Shoutout to you putting a question in the dan and phil Q&A

me during their ghost hunting segment on stage

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2627

Thanks for hanging out in 2023; hope you have a very happy new year. <3 (Dialogue from Rent.)

[treestomeetyou]

Yuri on Ice got cancelled and Watcher is getting permanently paywalled?? Dan and Phil you are all I have left please keep posting

[tarotphil]

I think dan and phil should go to LA for a bit and do the little media circuit there. game changer, dirty laundry, puppet history, top 5 beat down, eat the menu. put those men in situations

[royalarchivist]

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D

Baghera: Hiya! How are you?

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Phil: [Laughing in the background]

Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.

Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!

Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!

Baghera: YEAH! Do it!

Phil: Oh my god...

Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?

Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.

Phil: [Cracks up]

[an-internet-introvert]

Now this is the kind of collaboration I would love to see

[strangeparadoxlikely]

something about dan announcing he's releasing wad for free on youtube days after the watcher paywall drama makes me very proud of my hyperfixiation choices

[energeticwarrior]

pspspspsps former watcher viewers pspspsps hey pspspspsps

[fitpacs]

duck overlord…. my guy…. come back to us…. give us your overly dramatic cinematics….. quack quack to us whilst philza flips you off

[philanddaninjapan]

i need phil on puppet history and dan to be on top 5 beatdown im so serious pls