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They are so proud they won the poll they bring it up at every opportunity. Also another clip that would have sent past me into a coma. Like they’re acknowledging how shippable they are?? And they’re proud of it?? What world do we live in?

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being a phannie in 2024 is so cool because dan and phil post a video and the notification and title give you psychic damage. and then you see the thumbnail and it punches you right in the chest. and then you watch the video and it is 20-30 minutes of psychologically harrowing twink flirtation. and THEN you go on tumblr and reblog 200-300 posts about how happy and free dan and phil are in the video and it's like being shot.

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All of the full moons of 2024

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btw despite dan claiming that phil always says 'wait me me me' and thus gets to go first every round of google feud, a recent study conducted by me, just now, on "google feud has us fuming", shows that phil went first for three (3) goes while dan took the first guess on an unequal ELEVEN (11) rounds. another sickening lie from dan howell. when will this behaviour end.

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imagine you are at a café minding your own business, having a coffee and a slice of chocolate cake on the side when suddenly you feel a strange presence creeping up on you. you turn around and see dan howell looming over you with a disgusted look on his face. he grabs your plate of chocolate cake and whispers

don’t you know that phil can’t have chocolate?

he then throws the chocolate cake at your face killing you instantly

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Los padres son guapos 💕

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love Luigi Mangione looking like peak health with gnarly fucking back pain. it'll probably fly over so many people's heads but it's just great to see perfect examples of "looking healthy" don't mean Jack fucking shit especially in a shitty healthcare system.

because no one says it aloud but subconsciously everyone thinks you deserve bad health, that bad health is a punishment, that bad health is consequences that you brought upon yourself.

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it's very good that the ceo shooting is making people realize private-high-school-to-ivy-league graduates have more in common with the average american and vice versa than any of us do with the wealthy elite

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🙂‍↕️

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"you’re too helpful with these hints!" even phil is calling dan out on his blatant favouritism towards him now lmao

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everyone in the world is either a democrat or a republican. everyone in the whole wide world is a democrat and a republican and america is the largest and most populous country in the world and america is easily the most culturally diverse country in the world because the middle class white people in my state (like a little country) are very different than the middle class white people over there (another little country, once more called a "state") and you could never understand how bad it is in america, the main country in the world. where are you from again? it's bad in america and america is bad but the way that america is run is the only way a country could possibly be run unfortunately. i don't like it but it's the only right way for a country to be run and you don't get it because the main victims of the main country are all here and you aren't. where are you from again? they never told me about that place. i don't think you get that real people live in america. probably because you're a republican. real people live in america and real people are hurt by america but what can you do? god said america has to be like this. god said this because god is real so god is american. you don't get it because you're over there and we're all here in america, the realest country in the world. where are you from again? how can you talk like this with what's happening in america? you're a democrat, right? where are you from again? my country is so large it stretches over yours and presses down hard. it's not my fault that they never told me about that place. my country covers the world. you don't understand how bad this will be for real people in the real world, the first world, the only world. they never told me—where in america are you from again?

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dan's grandma: here's some chocolate, dear 🥰

dan: ok so a basic fact about Phil Lester, you ignorant slut

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would love to be a fly on the wall when phil returns from the tumblr mines with a recap for dan about bwagfeo and how our necessity for enrichment caused us to mind meld recap the very real hard launch video. (you’re welcome for the scripting work, btw)

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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Dan & Phil reposted this video on Twitter!

6 December 2024