strangeparadoxlikely
strangeparadoxlikely
phillie first person second
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oscar • he/him • boy kisser • 🇲🇽 • dms are open • mostly dnp at this point but i'm a fandom hoarder
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strangeparadoxlikely · 29 days ago
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strangeparadoxlikely · 29 days ago
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why would you lie like that Google ai???
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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thank god there are phannies in journalism now so we don't have to sit through 500 interviews of "so you make money...on youtube?????" like we did with tatinof and ii, and instead can get the real hardhitting questions like "why is your sims gameplay so wack"
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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i love the way that there's absolutely 0 distinction between character and reality for him
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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Are they fucking high
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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I am cringe but I am free
Enjoy, Tumblr <3
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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Why do they keep accidentally making him look like the coolest person alive don’t they want us to hate him
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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i think i finally out a good answer to an age old phannie problem. when someone asks you "so are they dating?" and you have that moment, where your life flashes before your eyes because where do you start to address the five dimensional hole they just unknowingly dug
new response: "the facts about dan and phil's relationship are none of my business. the fiction, however, is both encouraged and award winning"
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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Wow i just found two new articles with headers that fucking completely misrepresent that wat Michael Moore's recent open letter said:
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what the fuck man, are you expecting people not to actually read the rest of the article?
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do you think people aren't going to read this part?
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fuck off with that, the man is 100% cool with Luigi
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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dr peoper
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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I'm reminded of this:
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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strangeparadoxlikely · 1 month ago
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Dan and Phil reacting to their baby selves and watching in silence whenever something gay happens, finally realizing why Phannies were the way they were
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