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[redwinephannie]

all of this is /j and /lh!!

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this has probably been said a million times but for anyone who wasnt super into dan and phil during 2012-2017 its impossible to describe how surreal it is to see dnp this comfortable joking about phan. seeing dan specifically make jokes about being gay and slutty was UNFATHOMABLE during those years. talking about phan unironically around them was in such poor taste and now theyre not just jokingly read fic or looking at phanart, theyre fucking joking about getting married irl. like. do you guys even realize how lucky we are to see this shit.

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

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watching Seven Samurai

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Vote!

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What’s your favourite word?

women. #feminism

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ONE MORE WEDDING JOKE I SWEAR TO GOD

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They’re sick for this one actually

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he wasn't kidding

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that what time do you show up to parties poll is so scary. im probably just not gonna go to any parties in the future thanks 👍

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every day our clear lack of, like, prerecorded sims gets funnier like oh they really for real just left tabitha mid-abduction in fucking space and then left the country. can somebody save her for the love of god

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Milton Glaser, Therapy With A Tomato, 1978