redwinephannie

[redwinephannie]

i just think that dan howell is a weak weak fucking man for those big pleading eyes and he will never outright admit it cause reasons, but his favourite colour is not black it's blue, his favourite sound is far from obscure music cause it's the way he makes phil burst out laughing at the stupidest shit, his favourite food is not an advent calendar of dips it's any meal he gets to share with his best friend even if it's cheese-soup-mushroom-olive-tomato-taste-less, his favourite memories don't include anything before his eighteenth birthday, his comfort place is not a sofa crease but the bony shoulder he's been leaning on for over a decade, his favourite smell is not the hundreds of scented candles he's burnt through the years but the only sweet sugary thing his sweet-tooth-less ass can handle

dan howell is a weak man with a crumbling will to put up a facade and i've been loving seeing that wall go down faster than ever in the past year

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Inspiration:

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This is asking what you would do on average, so no option for "depends who it is."

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Peace and love on the planet earth

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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Reading Dan And Phil's Minds

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Most justified crash out of 2024

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i think we should bring back "annoying" tumblr feminism i think we course corrected too hard and now even the most basic kind of surface-level observations about how a piece of art Treats Women is responded to like you tried to kill someone's dog

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something something tree metaphor idk y'all figure it out

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merry christmas from these blockheads 🎄❄️

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a single serving for the trash can maybe

As far as I'm concerned, any jar of olives is one serving of olives.

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

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Boston Post, Massachusetts, August 7, 1920

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stop.

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.