redwinephannie

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We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores

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sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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this has confirmed the podcast in my head tbh

and also i’m so excited for whatever the post tour era is gonna be! I think we’re gonna get a dapg rebrand for sure!

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sure what's the worst that could happen

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devastated by the thought of soooooo so many random people seeing either one of them on their own and thinking "oh where's their crowley/aziraphale?", then scanning the room and finding the other like "oh there they are". like, people who KNOW of dan and phil have always understood them to be two halves of a whole. but tonight even people who had no idea who they were would've seen them out and about and understood the message immediately. they're a pair. do not separate

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This video is peak dan and phil. We're six minutes in. Dan is ranting about the smoothness of Phil's ankles. They're beating each other up. Here's a story about another medical situation that has befallen one of them. They're making fun of us for freaking out when they touch. They have not gotten close to starting the actual baking yet.

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x

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12:01 a.m. on november 1st

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The vibes were so married I didn’t think they could top the flirty vibes from last year’s baking video but this one was less horny more old married couple who still cutely flirt. Pretty sure this will be a new comfort video for sure

it really is a great video

there was still a line in the baking video. it's hard to describe it. cause yeah dan was really pushing it with sister daniel, but he's talked about how she's her own character vs an actual extension of himself. i think she allows him to be different things, but he doesn't see her as Him yknow? (this tangent is important i promise) so while there were insane moments last year, this year...

i said it earlier but last year was sexy, this year was intimate.

theyve let us into their space. further than before. they chose to do spooky week bc they wanted to. they chose baking bc they love us. they filmed it earlier today. and still got it to us. it's them in their tour bus, the smallest kitchen imaginable, and they're goofy and relaxed and happy. this video feels like theyd be doing this on a late night even if they weren't making a video. the energy and the smiles. the casual navigating of a small space with each other. they didnt bump into each other once. and theyre both lanky and clumsy. it's that close comfort intimacy. of 'this is how we are'. it's not a show (okay it is, but still much less than last year). there's no worry or stress it's just... augh.

we all commented on the energy of them today. and how it felt like we were gonna watch them kiss 5 different times. and sure we clown sometimes (i proudly so) but it's Never felt like this. this is tetris nose-boop. this is jacket unzip shuffleboard. this is no but seriously. serious.

last year couldn't help but be tinged by the shock of the gaming channel return. we didnt know how long it would last. neither did they. so it was crazy and unhinged. vs here... man... they're just so Settled. and content. and silly and goofy and happy. god they're so happy. i'm so happy. fuck.

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rlly enjoying this late spring weather in november. on an unrelated note all oil executives and assorted billionaires should gather in one easily flammable hard to escape location

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the plathtic fangth thtay ON during thex

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you loooove him

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they actually make me sick

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ineffable husbands is so insane. i know that's a good omens thing but ineffable means not to be uttered because it's too great and for so long we did not utter the word phan but now we're in a time of reclaiming when they're not only tagging phan but they're tagging ineffable husbands on their couples halloween costume photo do you UNDERSTAND THE INSANITY