#wasted wednesdays

[604am]

[propertyofjameswilson]

House's revenge

[brenshor]

Wednesday: I hate to say ‘I told you so’—

Enid: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[why-i-love-comics]

The Flash #9 - "The Crown" (2024)

written by Simon Spurrier art by Ramon Perez, Vasco Georgiev, & Matt Herms

[mandrellaeffect]

Happy Wash Your Waterbottle Wednesday on a Thursday

[kiwiana-writes]

WIP Wednesday

Thanks @firenati0n for the tag!

So, this is NOT introspective rimming. You'd be forgiven for being confused, though, as it's yet another fic that was supposed to be a very quickly smashed out PWP specifically so I could shake the cobwebs in my writing brain loose, and is now being bogged down by Henry being Way. Too. In. His. Fucking. Head. (Let's not examine this recent trend too closely lmaoooo thisisfine.gif)

He mutters something that he intends to be an apology, though given the way his brain is firing off on all cylinders it’s equally likely to be an errant line of Byron or a half-remembered Taylor Swift lyric, as he shuts the door before fleeing to his room where he can bury his face in his hands in peace.  Alex had pulled away at the sound of the door opening, is the thing. He’d looked up at Henry with wide eyes and spit-slick, swollen lips, and Henry knows intrinsically that he will never be rid of that mental image. He’ll take it into the shower later, into bed tonight, into the rest of his natural life; if he hits his head tomorrow and winds up with some medically implausible form of amnesia, the key to unlocking his identity will be the enduring memory of a beautiful mystery man and his perfect, cock-sucking mouth.  Because Alex was—Christ, he was— “H?” There’s a sharp rap on his door; Alex’s voice, muffled but undeniably shaky, continuing after it. “Can I come in?”

Forever feeling feral for whatever y'all are up to, so tagging @affectionatelyrs @anchoredarchangel @anincompletelist @blairwaldcrf @celeritas2997 @cha-melodius @clottedcreamfudge @cricketnationrise @cultofsappho @daisymae-12 @dumbpeachjuice @getmehighonmagic @happiness-of-the-pursuit @heybuddy-drabbles @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @indestructibleheart @indomitable-love @inexplicablymine @leaves-of-laurelin @littlemisskittentoes @lizzie-bennetdarcy @matherines @myheartalivewrites @ninzied @notspecialbabe @orchidscript @rmd-writes @sherryvalli @ships-to-sail @smc-27 @sparklepocalypse @ssmtskw @stereopticons @tintagel-or-cockleshells @welcometololaland @whimsymanaged and, as always, anyone who wants to play! (If you take the open tag please tag me so I can see!!)

[sxphr]

Yoko: Hey, Enid, wheres Wednesday?

Enid: I think she's helping Euguene with the bees.

Enid: Why?

Yoko: Just wondering.

Enid: You two are not going to go raid the hospital, again.

Yoko: But-

Enid: No.

[eidolons-stuff]

Thing: *signs* "Hell no! I'm not letting Xavier interfere with NOTHING!!"

Yoko: "I know, that's why I need to tell Wednesday"

[mikeymadisonsvibrator]

wednesday is just a little guy in big boy clothes

[saynotowhitegirls]

White men be like: "Honey, I think I need to take my car to the mechanic because it's acting up again."

The mechanic:

[rat-does-craft]

Stealing my wife's embroidery floss to make her a present for winter

[novemberwasgrey]

Xavier: So Dad and I fought again the other day, and he told me that if I kept acting up, he'd disown me.

Ajax: That's harsh... Sorry your dad's like this, man. What did you say back?

Xavier: That if he did so, I would end his bloodline.

Ajax:

Enid: W-what? You...you'd kill your father?

Xavier *laughs*: Relax! I meant that I wouldn't have kids for his precious Thorpe legacy to keep going.

Ajax: But I thought you wanted kids?

Xavier: Oh, I do. It was just so funny to see the look of fear on his face. Although... Killing him might be an option...

Enid: Xavier!

Wednesday: Your dark side always turns me on.

Enid: Wednesday! Don't encourage him!

Wednesday: I have a better plan though. If you took my name, we could still have children and his bloodline would still end.

Xavier: He'd be so pissed! You're a genius, babe.

Wednesday & Xavier *start to make out aggressively*

Enid:...sometimes, they really freak me out.

Ajax: I'm slowly getting used to it.

[brenshor]

Enid: Stop giving me kongs filled with peanut butter!!

Wednesday: But you like peanut butter

Enid: That's not the problematic part and you know it!

[sophfandoms53]

If the whole zombie twist is just gonna be a competition to get back in the game what is the point in having Jared and Cameron in the house all week?

This is the same flaw Camp Comeback had where they claimed it was all about maintaining a social game and then none of that mattered bc of a competition.

This should just be a vote for who the hgs would want to stay and is better for their games.

[gently-decaying-flowers]

crazy how backwards my logic is and now its stressing me out

[backfliips]

In a perfect world I'd sit down and make art all day long but unfortunately I am afflicted with executive functioning issues and many mental illnesses which prevent me from using my leisure time productively