#wasted wednesdays

[empyreden]

[propertyofjameswilson]

House's revenge

[brenshor]

Wednesday: I hate to say ‘I told you so’—

Enid: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[mandrellaeffect]

Happy Wash Your Waterbottle Wednesday on a Thursday

[why-i-love-comics]

The Flash #9 - "The Crown" (2024)

written by Simon Spurrier art by Ramon Perez, Vasco Georgiev, & Matt Herms

[alectoperdita]

WIP Wednesday

So this draft turned out more porn with feeling that originally planned. Still focused on Jou trying to give his first blowjob, but it seems Seto will read less authoritative during it compared to what was suggested in "The Catwalk Job." And now I am worried about series continuity.

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Their bodies moved in tandem, joined at the mouth and hips. Soon their hands joined the fray, slipping under clothing to paw at one another. Jounouchi managed to wiggle several fingers under Seto's waistband, curling the digits below his hip bone and digging a hint of nail near the top of Seto's buttock. Seto retaliated with light scratches across Jounouchi's lower back and the nape of his neck. Whenever a low groan rumbled deep in Jounouchi's chest, Seto shivered and squeezed his thighs together.

Jounouchi was hard, pitching an impressive tent in his pants by feel alone. Seto, on the other hand, despite the arousal swimming in his veins, was slower to rise. His half-hard dick was pitifully puny compared to Jounouchi's rock-hard erection.

Jounouchi must've noticed the difference, too. He lifted his head to catch his eye. Even as he held himself still, his nostrils flared. Seto didn't shrink away from his gaze.

"Hey, you sure you're okay? We can stop if you're not in the mood."

Inside Seto's head, he cursed the man for being so understanding. Most of his hookups would've rolled him onto his hands and knees and fucked him with very little regard as to whether he was hard or not. The perks of being mainly regarded as a hole for men to stick their dicks into.

Don't get Seto wrong, though. He didn't mind being used, and he (usually) got plenty out of the experience, too.

"I want," he insisted. His frustration turned inward toward his own libido. He wanted sex. Especially sex with Jounouchi. So why did his body betray him now? "I want you."

Jounouchi continued to watch him. The stare grated on his nerves.

Seto arched off the mattress. "I can suck you first—"

"Actually," Jounouchi cut him off, "I think this'll be a great time for me to return the favor."

"What?" It was Seto's turn to gape.

Flashing a boyish grin, Jounouchi pecked the corner of his mouth. "You heard me. I wanna blow you."

"You don't have to—"

"I wanna."

Seto's heart hammered in his chest. He tried to offer Jounouchi an out, but the man refused. He said he wanted to suck Seto's cock. Twice.

"Have you ever sucked cock?" he asked in an accusatory tone.

Jounouchi dared to look sheepish for a moment. "Well, no. But it's never too late to learn, right?" He laughed, though a nervousness thrummed through it. "And it's not like I've never done other kinds of oral. Eaten plenty of pussy in my time."

Seto pulled a face. He did not like to think about Jounouchi pleasuring other people beside himself. He especially didn't appreciate the reminder of Jounouchi's once fiercely defended heterosexuality. "Stop. You keep talking about cunnilingus, and it'll definitely kill the mood."

"Sorry. Look, I know I probably won't be good at it, but I still wanna give it a go."

Jounouchi could give the world's most mid blowjob, and Seto would probably still get hard. Which probably said worrying things about Seto's state of mind.

"Okay," Seto agreed, still breathless from disbelief.

[kiwiana-writes]

WIP Wednesday

Thanks @firenati0n for the tag!

So, this is NOT introspective rimming. You'd be forgiven for being confused, though, as it's yet another fic that was supposed to be a very quickly smashed out PWP specifically so I could shake the cobwebs in my writing brain loose, and is now being bogged down by Henry being Way. Too. In. His. Fucking. Head. (Let's not examine this recent trend too closely lmaoooo thisisfine.gif)

He mutters something that he intends to be an apology, though given the way his brain is firing off on all cylinders it’s equally likely to be an errant line of Byron or a half-remembered Taylor Swift lyric, as he shuts the door before fleeing to his room where he can bury his face in his hands in peace.  Alex had pulled away at the sound of the door opening, is the thing. He’d looked up at Henry with wide eyes and spit-slick, swollen lips, and Henry knows intrinsically that he will never be rid of that mental image. He’ll take it into the shower later, into bed tonight, into the rest of his natural life; if he hits his head tomorrow and winds up with some medically implausible form of amnesia, the key to unlocking his identity will be the enduring memory of a beautiful mystery man and his perfect, cock-sucking mouth.  Because Alex was—Christ, he was— “H?” There’s a sharp rap on his door; Alex’s voice, muffled but undeniably shaky, continuing after it. “Can I come in?”

Forever feeling feral for whatever y'all are up to, so tagging @affectionatelyrs @anchoredarchangel @anincompletelist @blairwaldcrf @celeritas2997 @cha-melodius @clottedcreamfudge @cricketnationrise @cultofsappho @daisymae-12 @dumbpeachjuice @getmehighonmagic @happiness-of-the-pursuit @heybuddy-drabbles @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @indestructibleheart @indomitable-love @inexplicablymine @leaves-of-laurelin @littlemisskittentoes @lizzie-bennetdarcy @matherines @myheartalivewrites @ninzied @notspecialbabe @orchidscript @rmd-writes @sherryvalli @ships-to-sail @smc-27 @sparklepocalypse @ssmtskw @stereopticons @tintagel-or-cockleshells @welcometololaland @whimsymanaged and, as always, anyone who wants to play! (If you take the open tag please tag me so I can see!!)

[sxphr]

Yoko: Hey, Enid, wheres Wednesday?

Enid: I think she's helping Euguene with the bees.

Enid: Why?

Yoko: Just wondering.

Enid: You two are not going to go raid the hospital, again.

Yoko: But-

Enid: No.

[eidolons-stuff]

Thing: *signs* "Hell no! I'm not letting Xavier interfere with NOTHING!!"

Yoko: "I know, that's why I need to tell Wednesday"

[aran-morinorea]

The only thing I have anything new in today is Annatar's Shit Paradigms!

Annatar’s face goes blank in the way Celebrimbor is increasingly sure means he’s embarrassed, more so than when he literally blushes. When his eyes refocus, he says, “Sure.”

Their lab is clean. Their hands are clean. Celebrimbor has - some ideas. “Can I see?”

Annatar starts. “Wh- now?”

Celebrimbor affects an air of intellectual curiosity when he says, “Why not?” He knows he’s completely transparent, but the effort will amuse Annatar, at least.

[mikeymadisonsvibrator]

wednesday is just a little guy in big boy clothes

[saynotowhitegirls]

White men be like: "Honey, I think I need to take my car to the mechanic because it's acting up again."

The mechanic:

[louferrignojrofficial]

I MISS MAKING GIFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brenshor]

Enid: Stop giving me kongs filled with peanut butter!!

Wednesday: But you like peanut butter

Enid: That's not the problematic part and you know it!

[rat-does-craft]

Stealing my wife's embroidery floss to make her a present for winter

[novemberwasgrey]

Xavier: So Dad and I fought again the other day, and he told me that if I kept acting up, he'd disown me.

Ajax: That's harsh... Sorry your dad's like this, man. What did you say back?

Xavier: That if he did so, I would end his bloodline.

Ajax:

Enid: W-what? You...you'd kill your father?

Xavier *laughs*: Relax! I meant that I wouldn't have kids for his precious Thorpe legacy to keep going.

Ajax: But I thought you wanted kids?

Xavier: Oh, I do. It was just so funny to see the look of fear on his face. Although... Killing him might be an option...

Enid: Xavier!

Wednesday: Your dark side always turns me on.

Enid: Wednesday! Don't encourage him!

Wednesday: I have a better plan though. If you took my name, we could still have children and his bloodline would still end.

Xavier: He'd be so pissed! You're a genius, babe.

Wednesday & Xavier *start to make out aggressively*

Enid:...sometimes, they really freak me out.

Ajax: I'm slowly getting used to it.