well. my car is now totaled. i have no other form of transportation and i have both work and school that required it. i can’t afford to have it repaired, or to buy a new one. chances are likely that without a car, i will lose my job, and have no way of getting a new one unless i get lucky with an at-home offer.
frankly i am ashamed and embarrassed to ask this, but now more than ever i have to put aside my pride, and ask for donations and commissions. any amount helps. right now i’m ballparking somewhere in the range of 5000-6000 for repairs but when i get a concrete estimate i will update this post.
my links can be found $ app is $lemonjamtart, my p-yp-l is @lemonjamtart, and my v-nmo is @lemonjamtart as well.
in regards to services i can provide, i do voice work, statistical analysis, scheduling, web design, and writing all at a base rate of $5/hr, except for writing, which starts at $20 and increases in price by $15 for every thousand words. if you are interested in commissioning me for any of these things, please message me directly.
Well, it's time to put this out there: I've had a fairly shitty few years (like, haven't we all, obviously), but it's included a long, expensive legal battle against unscrupulous cysts, which is finally concluded satisfactorily save being left somewhat skint on the other side of it. Doesn’t help that said battle meant that I had to move house - not exactly a low activity on the expense and stress scales…
So I'm looking for extra work, to help while we wait for the Luxury Space Communism to kick in (I'd settle for Universal Basic Income or an end to the Housing and Cost of Living Crisis, tbh).
Things I do to a professional standard include:
Creative Mentoring and Tutoring (writing and performance techniques, especially for poetry - bespoke or standard workshops available for groups as well as one-to-one).
Project Management (feeling overwhelmed by a project you want to get off the ground and/ or run within budget and timescale? I can help with that).
Business Change Management (you need to expand or shift your business focus? I can help that happen in a well-managed fashion).
Performance Poetry (got a bunch of poems, 18 years' experience delivering them live, and a nice voice).
Writing to Commission (especially poetry, but I write both fictive prose and essays too).
Voice Acting and Narration (I've acted in audio dramas and narrated short stories, training videos, and so far one documentary).
Book and Pamphlet Production (I operate a small press).
Basic website setup and maintenance.
Training on any of the above.
I have a sliding scale of rates depending on customer circumstances, and you can book me for a free initial consultation via my website: https://www.fayroberts.co.uk/crass-commercialism/services/
And if you fancy just sending me money because you're generous, I have a ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fayroberts
Hey Nerds! Little bit of a BIG OOC post here, but I figured I'd share this everywhere I can.
My health is kinda on a downward spiral-- I'm chronically ill and disabled, and I do voices on the internet and stream on Twitch to cover my bills. I love entertaining peeps-- without a doubt it's one of my major callings in life. I'm trying to raise funds so I can take a break from work and streaming to get my health in order.
I'm queer, disabled, and chronically ill. I've got Stage Three Hashimoto's-- which isn't as deadly as it used to be, but I also live in a capitalist hellscape [the USA].
Which is why I'm doing a fundraiser-- and YOU lucky goobers on TUMBLR get a cool bonus! I design promos, dash icons, and other fun graphics! Anyone who donates can get a complementary set of graphics-- all for your blog or a character you adore!
I'm a VOICE ACTOR too! Have you ever wanted to hear BARBIE read experts from MY IMMORTAL? Well golly gosh you can. I offer voices for soundboards, memes, and twitch streamers! So consider hitting me up-- my DMs are OPEN!
Want a super schway avatar for your social media? I can do that too! I've also got MAD writing skills-- would you like a heartfelt letter of support from a character you love?
Support is welcome, and reblogs are appreciated! If you can't donate, please spread the word. I've got a very specific set of skills and I'm happy to offer them to kind peeps.
in the desperate need to find arcade gannon impersonators for a thing i’m working on pls rb and share to anyone who knows how to voice act. i’m brain rotting to the point of financial ruin and someone else will benefit.
idk how commissioning audios really works but we can figure it out. listen you don’t even gotta be a voice actor if you sound like my fav arcade fr just hit me up and let me throw money at you.
the brainrot is all consuming and this is where it leads
Hey! 💜
I think its finally time to put myself to the hounds ~
I'm doing voice things and might as well put it to use 💜
The worms of capital have finally struck since I'm struggling to find work and my income is fairly low, so its time to do what I can
Feel Free to DM directly for this use;
My price is $2/min I'll say just about whatever you want, I'll refund you if I refuse ~
My cash app is $majkill
Send me a script or a prompt and I'll run with it ~
I'll send a short demo first before I'll ask for anything, just to make sure you're getting what you're asking for.
If you're doing anything commercially with it then we'll need to talk more about it 💜
Thanks for helping out ~ even if its just a reblog to get out the word
Tips are also appreciated
🟣⚫ Hi again y'all! Since I re-opened my Character Art Commissions a long time ago, I've decided to re-open my art commissions! I've also gone on to update a bit of info, too! Got any questions? DM/Contact me! ⚫🟣
PINNED POST / SLOT LIST CAN BE FOUND HERE.
MINOR RULES:
I have the right to deny a commission if it makes me uncomfortable, but don't take it personally if I do.
Credit me if you want to share my work, don't claim my vocal performances as your own or use them for anything without my permission.
WE'RE AT EMERGENCY COMM STATUS NOW BECAUSE A BUNCH OF SHIT DROPPED ON ME AT ONCE.
I try real hard not to beg y'all to buy shit from me, but I genuinely need it now. I offer art and voice acting commissions, check the rates below.
ART!
VOICE!
And if those are out of your range or you really don't want anything, but still want to help? I've got a ko-fi and every little bit helps. Please and thank you, y'all.
Just a heads up, I do voice acting comms! Im down to voice whatever you need, just trying to make some cash atm to pay for some necessities, just in case.
You can DM here or on discord at "itskking" for anything you need!
We're back again with another Brief Bundle commission on behalf of @shiningsilverarmor! They wanted me to voice their character Silverblade again, this time showcasing an offer to deal with a...special influx of scantily clad bots.
So I decided, instead of getting a real job (/hj, "real world" jobs are really hard to get right now) I was gonna open voice acting and writing commissions.
And so I am opening them.
Prices vary on what and how much is being written/spoken but average price range is $5 per 150 words for writing and $10 per 70 words for voicing.
I will do NSFW writing but not NSFW voicing, voicing things like that just makes me uncomfortable.
I use Cash App for payment (it's easy to use for my acoustic ass).
Here's my Casting Call with a demo reel of different voices (and some singing oh wow).
DM me if interested!
(Examples of my work below the cut)
Mirrorbound, a Homestuck Fanfic (writing, unfinished [waiting on a drawing tablet so i can draw panels, i don't plan on opening drawing comms tho])
The New Era of Witches, a Bayonetta Fanfic (writing, 1st story finished, 2nd unfinished)
Universe Hop: Beginnings, an original story (writing, unfinished, i swear i finish stories i just haven't had the motivation for my personal shit)
Moxxi Cannor in Cheshire and the Devil Darling, a Bendy AU (voicing, vocal parts done, the second link demonstrates how well i can cry)