I saw your request for Wally requests and I'm here to fill that void!
I have three requests but you can do how ever many you want!
Wally jealousy head canons (male reader)
a one shot of tad bit of an obsessive/and or jealous Wally with a very friendly s/o (male reader)
(they kinda go hand in hand hahaah)
and a valentines day one shot (male reader as u might've guessed hahaha)
I love that silly little man
Wally jealous Headcanons
🎨👁️• Okay, he's SUPER jealous
🎨👁️• If you are talking to another person he won't do anything if is poppy, or frank or any other neighbors
🎨👁️• oh but if is someone he doesn't like or someone flirting with you, haha prepare for a extremely jealous wally
🎨👁️• WILL stare at that person a lot, making them uncomfortable, maybe he will grab your hand and kiss it for you to give him attention
🎨👁️• if he's felling "flirty" he will slide his hand to your hips, maybe even squishing it a little
🎨👁️• once you get home, prepare for
a) a angry make out session who will leave you blushing and with love bites everywhere
b) Willy not understanding why were you talking with that person and making you flustered by all the things he said to prove he's better
c) angry cuddles and his face buried in your neck mumbling he's not jealous
🎨👁️•he will not kill that person, unless they did make you uncomfortable or they got to flirty
🎨👁️•he knows you are beautiful but you are his so fuck them
My precious flower
(one shot time)
⚠️TW⚠️: heavy dark topics such as
•blood, dead mention, staring, insinuation of SA/sick guy who flirted with you but is just plain cat calling [if you are uncomfortable with this topics, please don't read, i don't care about views here, your health is more important, please take care 🩵]
It was a sunny beautiful day at Welcome Home, you moved here just 4 months ago but everyone was so friendly you couldn't go, specially wally, he's super attentive and caring with you, almost a bit creepy but he isn't creepy, right?
Anyways, you were in your garden reading in the ground, it was summer so you where wearing [insert here your election of clothes] you were reading just to hear a whistle
"woah, look what we got here, hey cutie? Are you single?"
You stood up and walked to him, a bit scared
"no, I'm not, i have a partner, please could you go now?"
"oh playing hard to get i see... well if you don't want a date..."
He grabbed your wrist hard
"I'll make you have one with me"
You squirmed a bit but you calmed when you heard a friendly voice
"oh no, that wouldn't be nice, come with me gentleman"
Wally grabbed the guy and winked at you
Some hours have passed and wally come into your home, covered in what you supposed as red painting, he went to clean himself and came to you, both of his hands in your hips and his face buried in your neck
"you are mine just mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine"
He looked at you, and kissed your cheek,
Lets say you two had a really good cuddle evening with romantic movies
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Simon ,,Ghost'' Riley x Male Reader
Quick summary/ Disclaimer: You and Ghost are going to find Hassan ordered by Shepard. Hassan manages to lock you both in the penthouse and light it on fire. Ghost uses vents to escape the penthouse. and when you don't have enough strength to punch open the last vent, Ghost towers you and gets stuck. Luckily, you're not near the fire and you decided the be fucking, naughty.
DISCLAIMER, this is Simon ,,GHOST'' Riley x Male reader. Fem-aligned DNI. Minors DNI. This is for the LGBTQ+ Male gaze. Enjoy fellow bottoms. <3
⋅ "Ghost, M/n, I need them both down at Hassan's Hell base." Shepard said, handing Ghost the location.
"Yes sir." Ghost obediently said. "Wait so-" "Let's go M/n." Ghost cuts you off. You sigh. "Yes sir." You say defeated as you grab your sniper and run for the cars. "M/n, when we get there I immediately need you on overwatch. No questions." Ghost says sternly. "Yes sir..." You reply.
Once you and Ghost get to Hassan's base, the silence seems unsettling. "Watch ye' head!" Ghost yells and pushes your helmet down. Ghost chucks a knife at the enemy's head, killing him.
You look back up and thank Ghost. The both of you proceed inside. Armed up, you take the elevator to the top floor. "Go on," Ghost says. "Don't forget to switch the lights on.'' You turn off the lights and arm up. "No sign of Hassan." Ghost states. "Yeah, that's true but, take a look at the broken window." You point out. Ghost approaches the window.
"No Hassan but...bloody fucking hell." Ghost interrupts his own statement. "What, what is it?" You run up to the window and look down. SLAM! The door shut and there's a note on it. "You stupid fucks, DIE." Written in red. "Hassan!" Ghost yells, going to open the door.
"Fuck!" Ghost immediately pulls his hand away. "It's blazing." "There's a fire behind the door." "The rooms getting foggy L.T!" You inform. Ghost pauses and scans the room. "There, a vent.". "Climb my shoulders, and I'll help you up.'' So you did. You climbed his shoulders and pulled the vent. You crawl into the vent and Ghost after you.
You both are inching through the vent for 17 minutes before finding a ending. "Ghost, a vent!" "Great, now open it, push hard." You grunt trying to force it open but it won't budge. "Let me." Ghost offers, then, tries to squeeze above you. "Ghost??" You question. "I'm stuck (m/n) the space is too tight." It's silence in the vent for a minute. Then, you got a clever idea. You lift you ass, and grind against Ghost's crotch. Ghost let out a grunt. "M/n, behave yourself." "I promise you this won't end well." "I'd like to see." ... "G-GHOST!" You manage to let out, being filled and rammed endlessly. "I warn..Warned you didn't I?'' Ghost barley says. Ghost has a hand over you cock, stroking it along with his rough and aggressive thrusts. You're dumbfucked, to the core. You can feel your orgasm rising. "Ghost..N-NO! Cmon..you..y.." Your voice begins to falter and eyes roll back. You face is a teary mess, you hair is messy and your body is coverd in hickys.
Drolling strolling down your neck and midless babbles coming from your mouth. "I..I'm gonna cum." "Cum." Ghost demands and you cum on command. Ghost busts in your ass and you feel filled. "Next time, let me go first." Ghost says. "Nah.." You say, panting. "I don't think I will."
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hi! sorry to be a bother, but I had a question about avian influenza. you may or may not have seen the farmer on tiktok/twitter who lost almost all the birds on her farm to bird flu. she said that it was brought by wild geese that she couldn't prevent from flying over her farm, and so there was nothing she could do. I was wondering, is that true? I know vaccination isn't really an option, but when bird flu was going around earlier this year, a lot of the backyard chicken ppl I follow were providing alternate, indoor/covered shelter + food, presumably for that exact reason.
is that something this farmer could've feasibly done? iirc she said she had around 50 various birds (chickens, ducks, two? swans and also emus). obviously that's a lot more than a handful of chickens. I thought it sounded weird that she said there was nothing she could do, but I'm certainly not a farmer or even a hobbyist.
thanks for your time!
i am familiar with the tweets. they said Egyptian geese were coming onto their property. you cant do much about birds flying over But
if they knew about HPAI and knew wild waterfowl were coming onto their property and DIDNT fence off the place they were visiting, or (even better. really they should have done this one) enclose all poultry in cages/a barn/runs with tarps to prevent droppings from getting in/etc. yes I would consider their actions negligent. there are things you can implement to decrease the chances of your poultry coming in contact with wild birds/HPAI. heres a pdf on how to protect your poultry from HPAI. im not even going to get into their handling AFTER they confirmed their birds had HPAI.
this is not directed at anon, but please never send me anything about the emu woman again 🙏
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