#villain text

[cryptic-mutterings]

The stars are out again tonight, smug and silent as always.

[bruciemilf]

It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.

I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.

Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.

Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.

He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.

“alfred come look at my evil plan”

“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”

EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:

“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.

[carameatea]

Transmigrating sure is quite a hassle 💦

[dragonpyre]

Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.

[artsymeeshee]

[meltedmush]

Airplaneeee! + Extra Art!

[sualne]

LOV(E) → Speedpaint

[thecasualfkfan]

Shen Qingqiu as The Onion's headline

Character owned by mxtx and picture I found on pintrest edited by me

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

My favorite siblings in law

[aphel1on]

shen qingqiu i want to study you like a bug (svsss tpmeme 2/?)

[nibbelraz]

Gaza aid prompt for @fae-kat!

The peak lords seeing Shen Yuan's original body! They all think he's quite adorable!! Thank you so much for your donation, I hope you enjoy!!

[cryptic-mutterings]

The villagers begged me to stop enchanting the forest. “It’s already dangerous enough!” they said.

Sometimes I feel like they don’t know me at all.

[corrosive-equilibrium]

Concept art

Danny making the hardest decision at the end of Forgiveness vs Revenge arc versus Danny making the hardest decision in the beginning of Hope vs Hatred arc.

(Full design here)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

we let the ocean drown out our voices/enjoying the bitterness/in the chaotic light, I close my eyes and see

[morethanwonderful]

Sweeping away his competition with a constant lead and a final victory by 22%, Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu has officially beaten Qi Rong and been crowned the MXTX character that was/would be most insufferable if given access to the internet!

In the end, it turns out that this whole elaborate tournament was for naught. Even Qi Rong, the man voted more annoying that 63 other characters, cannot hold a candle to the sheer degree of insufferable that we know our dear Peerless Cucumber was and would be. Absolutely nobody can compare to Shen Yuan's canon keyboard warrior antics.

Thank you all for joining me on this journey! I hope everyone had fun voting in this tournament, as I know I had a lot of fun running things and watching everyone's hot takes. Shen Yuan may have rendered all but the very final round of voting moot with his sheer loveable obnoxiousness, but maybe the real most insufferable people online are the friends we made along the way :).

[1dumbfox]

i'm out of creative captions you get this instead

fixed bakudeku here stop complaining in the comments.. its right here.. /silly

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