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thiawen · 10 hours ago
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Evil wizard stuck in animal form
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devious-buffoon · 1 year ago
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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it's about time we ended the reign of the evil wizard
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crustycrow · 1 year ago
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i made one for us as well
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seffiepatrick · 2 days ago
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do you want suggestions to make things more evil, or to make things less evil so an evil wizard stands out more ? because I think if the world was doing better it would make the evil wizardry really pop
due to interdimensional wizard law I’ve been informed i must avail you of a suggestion box for the hell dimension i dragged us all to circa 2016. please feel free to leave questions, comments, or concerns in the notes of this post, or, per your own preference, just go outside and start screaming
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whisperingobelisk · 4 months ago
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𒅆𒈽 𒅆𒌨𒀊𒃲𒅆𒁳𒈾𒆕𒀀
𒅆𒈽 𒅆𒌨𒀊𒃲𒅆𒁳𒈾𒆕𒀀
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larachnae · 2 years ago
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The KING keeps sending his ANNOYING MINIONS after me... No matter! I shall yet again cast them off with my
EVIL WIZARD MAGIC!!!
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cryptic-mutterings · 2 months ago
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The stars are out again tonight, smug and silent as always.
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this-vs-that · 3 months ago
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tax-fraud-wizard · 2 years ago
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I can't be cursed by The wizard council. My robe is too smooth. The ancient magics simply slide right off.
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potatoisasnake · 2 years ago
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Share your wizard wisdom, I'll go first.
Never leave your explosive potions in places small children can reach.
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swampcreeture · 10 months ago
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Wizards only want me for my hefty orbs
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cb-writes-stuff · 1 month ago
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Me using my evil sand wizard powers to obliterate the twinkish lifeguard station that dared to reside on my beach
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yeah, sorry… your boyfriend was softly told sweet nothings by the evil wizard … yeah he's no longer a real one now… sorry
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