#evil wizard

[cb-writes-stuff]

Me using my evil sand wizard powers to obliterate the twinkish lifeguard station that dared to reside on my beach

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[charles-breaks-beakers]

i made one for us as well

[whisperingobelisk]

𒅆𒈽 𒅆𒌨𒀊𒃲𒅆𒁳𒈾𒆕𒀀

𒅆𒈽 𒅆𒌨𒀊𒃲𒅆𒁳𒈾𒆕𒀀

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

yeah, sorry… your boyfriend was softly told sweet nothings by the evil wizard … yeah he's no longer a real one now… sorry

[larachnae]

The KING keeps sending his ANNOYING MINIONS after me... No matter! I shall yet again cast them off with my

EVIL WIZARD MAGIC!!!

[cryptic-mutterings]

The stars are out again tonight, smug and silent as always.

[this-vs-that]

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[tax-fraud-wizard]

I can't be cursed by The wizard council. My robe is too smooth. The ancient magics simply slide right off.

[potatoisasnake]

Share your wizard wisdom, I'll go first.

Never leave your explosive potions in places small children can reach.

[swampcreeture]

Wizards only want me for my hefty orbs

[rixkalim-the-great-wizard]

[carnivalwizard]

wizards in the workplace

[whisperingobelisk]

𒅆𒈽

𒅆𒈽

𒅆𒈽

𒅆𒈽

𒅆𒈽

𒅆𒈽

𒅆𒈽

[chocodile]

Someone on Twitter @-ed me with that wizard chalice post, so I had to draw it.

All evil chalices are tiny when you're 7 feet tall.