#very very beautiful

[letsgetitblog]

He is very beautiful to me....

[omarrudberg-confessions]

What are the chances that I'd be alive at the same time as the most beautiful person who has ever existed throughout all of humanity?? Grateful

[soaps-mohawk]

I've had the same surgery on my other knee(to keep them from dislocating), so it's nothing "new" really. It just sucks because the nerve block didn't work.

You're not the first person to want to kiss my brain 🤭🤭

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Omg that's so awful 😭 I didn't have a nerve block during my first surgery and I remember how awful it was trying to just get from the couch to the bathroom and back. I feel for you so hard right now 🥺 sending you hugs and soft blankets and your favorite food.

[spookysweettooth]

So pretty < 3

[technovillain]

i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[splendidfemalelegs]

So elegantly sexy

[bumbleboa]

oh what a joy it is to get to grow old

[captain-price-unofficially]

All is right with the world.

[camberdraws]

Behold, the most boopable of snoots!

[littlemizzlinguistics]

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

[sidewalk-cracks]

The batkids encountering distressed children and calling them "sweetheart", subconsciously mimicking how Bruce would and will call them sweetheart when they're distressed, and not even realizing it?? Don't speak to me. I can't.

[deadbaguette]

Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

I need to know how Aabria reacted in the crowd to seeing Sam become the monster I think we all want to be, or be with

[h-didanart]

They are beautiful

Want to see the unicorn BM more? Here enjoy them in their centaur form.