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sorry to all the ppl who came here for the bearded monke freak btw u have to understand that I've been in love with Vincent Price since I was about 13 and dragon age released a Vincent Price Dating Simulator so. good month to be me
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anyway do we think emmrich is into piss or is he about to be my only non watersports coded husband
#cat thots#emmrich volkarin#its for science sorry yall#nsfw#veilguard spoilers#i guess bc the lich thing
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deploy the emmrich
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Vincent Price - Adventures of Captain Fabian (1950)
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mae and I shaking hands and agreeing zeke wouldn't have any tattoos, another perfect take from my sister wife
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#depends on the fave but usually meh#i give zeke zero bc i think he has a fear of nesdles (past life regression)#any tatt gale would have would be related to his abusee i fear so i would encourage him to get them removed#emmrich with tattoos.... so insane with lust i might pass away#like he's so covered up if he took off his shirt and i saw that skinny chest with a skeleton tattoo i might pass out#from all my blood going to my imaginary penis
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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legit criticisms about Taash's personal quests aside (which there are a few but the discourse has been so bogged down by right wing bullshit that it's nearly impossible to have a good faith discussion about it), the scene where they're talking to Neve about being a woman and respond to her prodding with "no one enjoys being a woman" with such certainty is so genuinely arresting. As someone who struggles actively with how misogyny was a key part of their upbringing, shackled to an overbearing mother bent on toxic traditions, the game might as well have just plopped a mirror in front of me and said "this u?"
I legitimately cannot stress enough how much I needed to hear a character have a thought like that and realize that I wasn't the only person with this experience. Like, actually, a lot of women enjoy being women and maybe if you aren't you might not be a woman? Maybe that's something about yourself you need to stop swallowing down to make people around you comfortable?
Idk it just really resonated with me lol
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Valc0 on Twitter (I refuse to call it X)
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Vincent Price and Cathie Merchant
The Haunted Palace (1963) dir. Roger Corman
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watching the haunted palace and kicking my feet god I love that big fucking freak
#its so bad but like... oh my god#the slings and arrows of a bad movie will not keep me from That Man#this is emmrichs fault btw#cat thots
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#ppl voting for Levi have favoritism disease he cant be good at everything just bc u find him sexy#that being said its armin for beautiful choir boy voice and zeke for best death metal screams#both acconplished in their own right
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Vincent and Mary Price in their kitchen - from Mary and Vincent's Treasury of Great Cooking
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jonathan sims discovering he is a freak bedtime sketch
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EMMRICH VOLKARIN in DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD.
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