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i think i achieved peak character analysis of eren when i saw his scraggly marley look and immediately texted my friend “so eren’s definitely got a piss kink”
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brock was smart as fuckk for putting the pan on his head my dumbass wouldve probably hit ash with it and then lost a true friend in the process
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Dead men tell no tales. Unless you ask nicely.
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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!
#cerebellum#if i get to the hospital in time since thats literally part of the brain i could actually make it!!!#u can live without the lizard brain and be mostly okay
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have you ever been told you look like a celebrity?
yes (who? 👀)
no
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sighing after playing mediator to my parents marital woes like.... i need to commission more selfship art....
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#as a zeke fucker (derogatory apparently) lemme just say#he really is at his best when hes existing to piss someone else off#my boyfie <333333#zeke#levi#aot
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glad to see y'all reacted positively to my hot take. More to come bc I heart anon hate
#cat thots#i think its the funniest shit in the world#ur gonna let a black and white pair of sunglasses piss u off ?? come onnnn
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Not to be dramatic but wanting to fuck a character doesn't mean I understand them less. If anything I understand them more bc I've thought about their genitals and not just what's above the clothes. Thinking about their worldview and their philosophy is ephemeral. Thinking about the color of their pubes is forever.
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Never forget to tip your favorite maid!
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The Thaumaturge: Memes - Wiktor Szulski's Tormentuous Nightmare
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Valentine’s DA-y 7: Emmrich Volkarin
I’ve got a fever, and the only cure for that fever is Emmrich in fancy shoes and body chains. 🌹💀🌹
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The Mississippi river and its tributaries.
#crazy to think that ive lived in all these places#and yet ive ALWAYS been on a tributary of the mississippi#cant get away from this fukin river
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