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The thrilling sequel to this
#tbh i think pre bald magath has more hair than shadis#its only when shadis's hair all starts to travel south that he truly sweeps the comp#when they fuck missionary it sounds like two brushes getting rubbed together
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Oh boy I can't wait to see what kind of posts are in my favorite character's tag! :D
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always an angel never a god moment🙄
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tbh i also got into wuthering heights because heathcliff/cathy is peak canon compliant cake actually. and i as always am here to rot
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blame kate bush
she's such a fucking tart for this tbh (full narcissist in the bitch i just saw the main girl's name was catherine and went "yeah i'll bite i'm dysfunctional enough")
(the fact that in chapter fucking one we have heathcliff nastiy laughing over his dogs being shitty to the narrator and not five minutes later being delulu at an open window ... oh i need him im afraid)
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stealin the first warden's swag before i walk up to weisshaupt and give em a knuckle sandwich
#and fuck one of his griffin trainers#cat thots#dragon age spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#qunzeke
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Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
#who told finn about wuthering heights i didnt need this shit on the dash today#/pos by the way im whimpering whining sobbing crying etc
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i'd let him jab me with it
#emmrich#its giving mads mikkelson with the princess sword#chill shawty aint nobody gonna take it from you#dav
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sister bought me a general grievous body pillow for christmas in a half joking way but now hes like... on my mind...
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i replaced the cowboy frog of the "hold on partner" shirt with this clint eastwood cat, i hope yall don't mind
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God I love that guy (Zeke yeager, worst man alive)
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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault
#no this is literally Zeke actually#he will always make any situation the worst possible through sheer force of will
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