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I hope you grow to learn how gross this is and get over this weird fetish and realize how messed up it is to proship
Real or not it’s gross
Fetish? You insult me.
This is an OBSESSION!
A hyperfixation, a guilty pleasure, a delectable vice! But my saving virtue is that reading risque fanfiction harms no one. Not myself or others. Of the many bad choices people are presented with nowadays, reading racey stories about lovers who shouldn't, but want to be together is a very tame pastime, at least compared to what you're doing here.
Not minding your own business, substance abuse, violence, unflattering carvings on the wrist, starting conflict over your own bunched panties with random internet strangers for their thought-crimes; yes there are a great many ways to harm oneself and others. But... who does shipping harm again? OH NO ONE? Well cinnamon honey-butter my biscuits! Sounds to me like yous 'a cryin' over too much oxygen in your personal space! Seems to me like proshipping is doing far more help than harm than some of the alternatives to satisfying the human condition.
Daydreaming about different combinations of hands being held, foreheads being kissed, and angsty emotions overflowing is a much healthier way to spend my time than, say, bombarding some random person's inbox with uninspired insults and ego-fallating cuntery. See, now that's imagination!
Most proshippers on this site are here to spend time having fun, engaging with one another, sharing insanely impressive ways we've figured out how to make complex relationships work.
And you're... here to fudge-brownie your white lingerie trying to single-handedly police an enormous group of people having a good time? And while hiding behind anonymous messages? Sweet-cream double scoop rolled in graham crackers, an insufferably self-righteous anti and self-concious coward? Isn't that too many final forms anon?
Have you tried voiding your vowels in a more productive manner? Like I do with these articulated writing exercises?
From our perspective, we may be a bunch of weirdos, but you're definitely a loser, loser. But despite yourself, I enjoy your company, so keep it up and maybe someday I'll appreciate the "help" you insist on forcing upon me.
#proshipping#stevinel#spineven#spinevonnie#lapiven#periven#finnceline#finnyon#fintress#silent knight#winter knight#weisscream sundae#nora's arc#arcwitch#timberwolf#pinescest#dipper x wendy x mabel#dipper x pacifica x mabel#gregrosepearl#loudcest#sin kids#velvet knight#rayllum#jnpr berries#war of the roses#togadeku#shadamy#rwby rnjr
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They have never heard a cough or sneeze like this. So yeah. They are absolutely terrified Dewi may just explode.
Bug Fact: The Velvet Worm is a velvet skinned, centipede/worm-like invertebrate that spits hardening slime to subdue its prey. Pictures Below!
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look at this silly little long guy.
Actual spiderman creature.
#Everyone was too distracted from almost dying from an 11 year old- most bugs forgot there was a giant moth in the air a second ago#I would definitely recommend looking up velvet worms. They look so interesting#bread#hollow knight#hollow knight au#hollow knight comic#hollow knight hornet#hollow knight hollow#hollow knight ghost#dewi#dewi's adventures in Hollow Knight
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Reverse AU summary
Some shitposts because idk what to post lmao
Originals:
Had no photo space yes I took a ss of those lmao
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#cookie run au#alternate universe#crk#cr kingdom#my art#dark cacao kingdom#white lily cookie#silverbell cookie#mercurial knight cookie#red velvet cookie#licorice cookie#dark choco cookie#pomegrante cookie#wildberry cookie#fettuccine cookie#burnt cheese cookie#smoked cheese cookie#princess cookie
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Meanwhile, in Jaune's bedroom...
Jaune: V-Velvet?! What- What are you doing?!
Velvet: You're about to go on a mission, right~? Leaving me all alone~.
Jaune: I- I can't help it! It's a team-building exercise. Mandatory.
Velvet: So I have to go two whole days without you~? All alone~? Then I guess I better refill my "Arc reserves"~.
Jaune: A-Arc reserves?
Velvet: I want to hold you, feel you, touch your manliness~. Please, help me feel like a woman~.
Jaune: Why is it when we're alone you only act like this? And we shouldn't, since I'm still a junior rank to you!
Velvet: Ranks have no place in the bedroom, Jaune~. Only you and me, a man and a woman~.
Jaune: M-Man... and... woman...
Pyrrha: What do you think you're doing, Velvet?
Velvet: Oh no~! It seems my Jaune and I have been caught by a scary-faced champion~.
Jaune: P-PYRRHA?!
Pyrrha: Even when I'm in the same room, you still act so bold.
Velvet: I'm always bold when I'm this close to Jaune~. SEE~? (Jumps into Jaune)
Jaune: AGH- Huh?
Weiss: (Behind Jaune, Stroking his hair) Don't hog him all to yourself, Velvet.
Jaune: W-Weiss?! When did you-
Weiss: Don't forget that this is a joint exercise, Jaune. That means you and I have plenty of time to tend to your needs~.
Jaune: What needs?!
Pyrrha: (Eye twitches) And now Weiss is acting like this?
Ruby: H-Hey! Don't leave me out of this~! (Tackles) Jaune and I have to share this bed, too~! Jaune is mine, too~!
Velvet: No, he's mine~!
Weiss: His needs must be treated first!
Jaune: (Smothered, Strangled) C-CAN'T... BREATHE...
Pyrrha: For the love of Salem... I'm his partner, remember?!
Velvet/Weiss/Ruby: BUT I'M HIS...!
Jaune: (Pants) Air!
Pyrrha: LIKE HELL YOU ARE! (Charges in) YOU'RE ALL WRONG! (Jumps) HE BELONGS TO (Dives into Jaune) MEEE~!
Jaune: WAITWAITWAITPYRRHANO
#rwby#highschool dxd#jaune arc#velvet scarlatina#pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#ruby rose#rwby shitpost#scarlet knight#velveteen knight#white knight#lancaster#arkos
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brienne but she's wearing 1949 cocteau's beauty and the beast inspired fit!!! this is the inspo pic i used if ur curious.
gonna be posting more of this redesign thing (and also jaime's ver) some time in the future but i just wanted to share this one <3
#brienne of tarth#asoiaf#mine.#u know literally just as i finished colouring this i found that some theater made an opera version of this batb#and they made belle's dress BLUE...which is a win for me and also not bc they made it light blue#but here it's supposed to be velvet.. idk if it comes across as velvet but that's the fabric of choice lol.#but im gonna ramble because i really like the concept... i love brienne in pearls!! i feel like pearls will be her jewellery of choice#and i talked abt this before in some post but i think tarth regalia would have a lot of pearls just bc they're an island#and i think they would export pearls alongside marble lol#i love brienne in silver and pearls BUT the reason why the flower thing on her cape is gold bc in the film#the pearl chain was actually a gift from the beast. so she's wearing jaime's gift. and i made the cape more silvery white (leaning on white#to resemble his cloak so it's like... jaime gifting her his white cloak..... hihihIHIHIhhihihihihi......#tbh i drew that concept before too BUT I JUST LIKE IT!!!!!!!! i want it to happen actually....please....thank u..#also the feathers in her hair is bc i want to accessorize her in a brienne way BUT ALSO supposed to be like the plumes knights wore in thei#helm. she's wearing trousers in the fit btw only the upper half of the design is based on beauty but the silhouette mimics beasts' more.#but anyway i really like this design!! bc it's a bit ott but also not in a way that seems out of character for her? idk LOL
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still kiinda trying to find a method for human characters that I like
#cookie run#doodles#black pearl cookie#captain caviar cookie#candy diver cookie#choco werehound brute#gingerbrave#licorice cookie#parfait cookie#princess cookie#knight cookie#red velvet cookie#cream unicorn cookie#mild nudity
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A room at a Knights Inn in the 1970s vs 2024, after a fire. The Knights Inn chain stopped using medieval decor in the 1990s.
#knights inn#interior design#1970s#crushed velvet bedspread#midcentury medieval#then and now#deadmotelsusa
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Jaune’s family
Nora: hey fearless leader what’s your mom like
Jaune: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
Memories
Mama Arc: oh jaune dear you can’t be a huntsman then who will make me grandchildren
Jaune: but what about my older sisters
Mama Arc: hush now dear save that energy for finding a nice girl to make me grandchildren
Present
Nora: oh come on jaune-jaune it couldn’t be that bad what about after you said you go accepted
Jaune just gains a blank look in his eyes
Flashback
Jaune: look mom I got accepted into beacon
Mama Arc: ok baby the first thing you need to do is find all the huntresses and use that arc charm of yours
Jaune: oooookey
Mama Arc: then find the combat instructor Glynda
Jaune: right?
Mama Arc: and then make me grandchildren!!!!
Jaune: I’m leaving now
Flashback ends
Nora: well?
Jaune: well what?
Nora: did you follow her advice
Pyrrha: jaune it’s time for training
Yang: yeah lover boy
Blake: and don’t forget to stretch so you can go for longer
Weiss: indeed you dolt
Ruby: it’ll be fun
Velvet: um and I’ll uh try to take photos to help /////
Glynda: ara ara~ yes training mr. Arc
Nora: ahhhh I see… have fun
#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#glynda goodwitch#rwby pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#velvet scarlatina#velveteen knight#rwby arkos#rwby dragonslayer#rwby whiteknight#rwby knightshade#rwby lancaster#jaune x glynda
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Yo….
Yo wait a min-
YOU GUYS‼️
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️#OMFG WHAAAAAAAAAT⁉️⁉️#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#cookie run husband of the year#crk husband of the year#crème brûlée cookie#espresso cookie#smoked cheese cookie#prune juice cookie#madeleine cookie#almond cookie#dark choco cookie#licorice cookie#affogato cookie#burnt cheese cookie#red velvet cookie#mercurial knight cookie#herb cookie#wildberry cookie#crunchy chip cookie#captain caviar cookie
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Could Velvet get Jaune to give her a foot massage because Rabbit's feet are lucky?
Careful Icarus.
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Jaune Arc, Huntsman Commander of The Council of Vale! Get's a call from his daughter
Jaune: Hello?
Ochre: Hi Dad!
Jaune: Hi sweety, how did your entrance exam go?
Ochre: First team to finish! But... Headmistress Goodwitch threw us out of a bullhead into a Grimm-infested rainforest?
Jaune: And here I thought Ozpin was the one...
Ochre: What?
Jaune: Talking to myself, go on?
Ochre: Ok, yeah, so, there were these two-headed jaguar/goat things with a snake for a tail, viper Grimm with leathery bat wings that would glide between the trees! Oh! And don't get me started on those ugly sloth Grimm that make you feel heavier and heavier the closer you get! We all ended up scrambling away on our hands and knees; never been chased in slow motion before!
Jaune: Sounds like you had a lot of fun.
Ochre: TONS, Mama was right, I love it here!
Jaune: Hahaha, I'm happy to hear it kitten, just don't overdue it, and make sure to give your mom a call, you know she worries.
Ochre: I'll give her a call after this. By the way, I met a friend of yours yesterday at orientation!
Jaune: Oh really? Who?
Ochre: Nurse Velvet, she said to tell you: "Don't be a stranger just because Blake won the 'Heat Streak'," what does that mean?
Jaune: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I better get going, the Grimm rest for no one!
Ochre: Daddy wait!
Jaune: Y-yes kitten?
Jaune: *Sitting atop a hill of dissipating Grimm corpses, looking through his binoculars at his daughter and her new teammates entering the bullhead that would fly them back to Beacon Academy.*
Jaune: I promise pumpkin.
Inspired by this scene, where Qrow was secretly thinning the Grimm during RNJR's trek through Anima.
Turns out this is something the council does for every batch of students, but Jaune wanted to handle this year personally.
#knightshade#rwby next generation#jaune arc#blake belladonna#ochre belladonna arc#glenda goodwitch#velvet scarlatina#beacon academy#rwby#rusted knight
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THEY PUT WILDCHIP AND DARKVELVET AGAINST EACH OTHERRRRR….
Anyway erm, it’s voting time yeah so..do that!! You have 24 hours to vote I believe, even if you don’t care, please do vote (if you can), because the rewards we can get are decent! Good Luck everyone :D
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#red velvet cookie#dark choco cookie#madeline cookie#espresso cookie#prune juice cookie#creme brulee cookie#licorice cookie#affogato cookie#captain caviar cookie#almond cookie#wildberry cookie#crunchy chip cookie#herb cookie#smoked cheese cookie#burnt cheese cookie#mercurial knight cookie#wildchip#darkvelvet#I cannot believe this is round one…anywho I’m voting for red velvet…
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Velvet's Carrots
Yang: Now that Jaune and Velvet are dating I can't figure out if carrots is Velvet's code word for Jaune's dick or not.
Blake: It's not.
Yang: How do you know?
Blake: Velvet and Jaune are both insanely vanilla. They probably haven't even got past 2nd base yet.
Yang: You sure?
Blake: Trust me, I have a sense for these things. I was the first person to figure out my friend Ilia was asexual.
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Ilia: *Suddenly extremely annoyed*
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Velvet: *Answers scroll* Hello?
Coco: Hey, Bun-bun. Fox and I are heading down to Vale to pick up some supplies. You wanna come?
Velvet: Sorry I can't, I'm in the middle of washing some carrots.
Coco: Is your boy toy helping out?
Velvet: You could say that.
Coco: Alright, do you need us to pick you up anything?
Velvet: Just some cooking supplies. I was thinking of maybe making some jerk chicken tonight.
Coco: Sounds good. What were you thinking for-
Velvet: Oh! I'm going to have to hang up now. Jaune's about to cum and he likes to finish in my mouth.
Coco: Right, I'll let you go then. See you two later.
#rwby#rwby smut#velveteen knight#velvet scarlatina#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#ilia amitola#coco adel
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hk oc moment
Shovin was once apart of the moth tribe, but when the infection arose, instead of facing his tribe in their collective crime of forgetting the radiance, he ran away and hid. He now passes as a Mosskin in Greenpath, and worships Unn. He is quiet, and finds shame with himself
Melphissa is a weaver who remained in Hallownest after the infection appeared. She makes garments enhanced/enchanted with weaver loom patterns that she spins herself. She is vain and prioritizes physical appearance, taking great pride in making garbs for those who ask.
Bieter is a Honeypot Ant who came from another nest. he gathers exotic or hard to find food (usually honey), and sells it to others as he travels. Bieter has a short fuse and doesnt entirely know when to back down, willing to take on foes or challenges far too big for him.
Hoggin doesnt remember their past. All they know is the Grimm troupe they've joined and their role as a performer. All they desire is to make people happy. They are cryptic and jovially antagonistic (but are truly joyful and carefree)
#kupah draws#kupah ocs#hollow knight#hollow knight oc#hk#hk oc#grimm troupe#grimm troupe oc#mossy sallow moth#orb weaver#honeypot ant#velvet worm
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Velvet: Let us convene this weeks meeting of the Beacon faunus.
Velvet: Let's also welcome or guest faunus from the other academies.
Neon: Yo!
Sun: What's up?
Blake: Is it really a meeting when there's only four of us?
Velvet: Yes. Now let us get to this weeks topic of discussion.
Velvet: It had been determined through rigorous study, Jaune is the best at giving head pats and chin scritches in all of Vale.
Blake: Makes sense.
Neon: I could've told you that.
Sun: Was I supposed to bring the snacks this week?
Velvet: So since he is now in such high demand. We're going to have to start rationing the head pats.
Velvet: ...
Velvet: And I call dibs on the first turn. *Sprints out of the room*
#rwby#rwby shitpost#velvet scarlatina#neon katt#blake belladonna#sun wukong#velveteen knight#knightshade#rave knight
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Valentines Day Letters from Velvet?
Valentine's Day letters. (Velvet)
Jaune: Water bill, electricity bill, and more bills. Oh! A Valentine's Day letter from Velvet. Let's see what she says.
He opens the letter and says:
"I'm a little bunny, that's clear as day. But I'm tired of carrots, I'd prefer your third leg.~"
Jaune: *Red* It is always the quiet ones that are the most dangerous.
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby jaune#velvet#velvet scarlatina#rwby velvet#rwby velvet scarlatina#scarlet knight#rwby scarlet knight#Valentine's Day letters AU#jaune x velvet#rwby jaune x velvet#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby lemon
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