#velvet knight

[intooned]

I hope you grow to learn how gross this is and get over this weird fetish and realize how messed up it is to proship

Real or not it’s gross

Fetish? You insult me.

This is an OBSESSION!

A hyperfixation, a guilty pleasure, a delectable vice! But my saving virtue is that reading risque fanfiction harms no one. Not myself or others. Of the many bad choices people are presented with nowadays, reading racey stories about lovers who shouldn't, but want to be together is a very tame pastime, at least compared to what you're doing here.

Not minding your own business, substance abuse, violence, unflattering carvings on the wrist, starting conflict over your own bunched panties with random internet strangers for their thought-crimes; yes there are a great many ways to harm oneself and others. But... who does shipping harm again? OH NO ONE? Well cinnamon honey-butter my biscuits! Sounds to me like yous 'a cryin' over too much oxygen in your personal space! Seems to me like proshipping is doing far more help than harm than some of the alternatives to satisfying the human condition.

Daydreaming about different combinations of hands being held, foreheads being kissed, and angsty emotions overflowing is a much healthier way to spend my time than, say, bombarding some random person's inbox with uninspired insults and ego-fallating cuntery. See, now that's imagination!

Most proshippers on this site are here to spend time having fun, engaging with one another, sharing insanely impressive ways we've figured out how to make complex relationships work.

And you're... here to fudge-brownie your white lingerie trying to single-handedly police an enormous group of people having a good time? And while hiding behind anonymous messages? Sweet-cream double scoop rolled in graham crackers, an insufferably self-righteous anti and self-concious coward? Isn't that too many final forms anon?

Have you tried voiding your vowels in a more productive manner? Like I do with these articulated writing exercises?

From our perspective, we may be a bunch of weirdos, but you're definitely a loser, loser. But despite yourself, I enjoy your company, so keep it up and maybe someday I'll appreciate the "help" you insist on forcing upon me.

[lilybug-02]

They have never heard a cough or sneeze like this. So yeah. They are absolutely terrified Dewi may just explode.

Bug Fact: The Velvet Worm is a velvet skinned, centipede/worm-like invertebrate that spits hardening slime to subdue its prey. Pictures Below!

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Masterpost

look at this silly little long guy.

Actual spiderman creature.

[icingred]

Reverse AU summary

Some shitposts because idk what to post lmao

Originals:

Had no photo space yes I took a ss of those lmao

[howlingday]

Meanwhile, in Jaune's bedroom...

Jaune: V-Velvet?! What- What are you doing?!

Velvet: You're about to go on a mission, right~? Leaving me all alone~.

Jaune: I- I can't help it! It's a team-building exercise. Mandatory.

Velvet: So I have to go two whole days without you~? All alone~? Then I guess I better refill my "Arc reserves"~.

Jaune: A-Arc reserves?

Velvet: I want to hold you, feel you, touch your manliness~. Please, help me feel like a woman~.

Jaune: Why is it when we're alone you only act like this? And we shouldn't, since I'm still a junior rank to you!

Velvet: Ranks have no place in the bedroom, Jaune~. Only you and me, a man and a woman~.

Jaune: M-Man... and... woman...

Pyrrha: What do you think you're doing, Velvet?

Velvet: Oh no~! It seems my Jaune and I have been caught by a scary-faced champion~.

Jaune: P-PYRRHA?!

Pyrrha: Even when I'm in the same room, you still act so bold.

Velvet: I'm always bold when I'm this close to Jaune~. SEE~? (Jumps into Jaune)

Jaune: AGH- Huh?

Weiss: (Behind Jaune, Stroking his hair) Don't hog him all to yourself, Velvet.

Jaune: W-Weiss?! When did you-

Weiss: Don't forget that this is a joint exercise, Jaune. That means you and I have plenty of time to tend to your needs~.

Jaune: What needs?!

Pyrrha: (Eye twitches) And now Weiss is acting like this?

Ruby: H-Hey! Don't leave me out of this~! (Tackles) Jaune and I have to share this bed, too~! Jaune is mine, too~!

Velvet: No, he's mine~!

Weiss: His needs must be treated first!

Jaune: (Smothered, Strangled) C-CAN'T... BREATHE...

Pyrrha: For the love of Salem... I'm his partner, remember?!

Velvet/Weiss/Ruby: BUT I'M HIS...!

Jaune: (Pants) Air!

Pyrrha: LIKE HELL YOU ARE! (Charges in) YOU'RE ALL WRONG! (Jumps) HE BELONGS TO (Dives into Jaune) MEEE~!

Jaune: WAITWAITWAITPYRRHANO

[swordmaid]

brienne but she's wearing 1949 cocteau's beauty and the beast inspired fit!!! this is the inspo pic i used if ur curious.

gonna be posting more of this redesign thing (and also jaime's ver) some time in the future but i just wanted to share this one <3

[toonirl]

still kiinda trying to find a method for human characters that I like

[deadmotelsusa]

A room at a Knights Inn in the 1970s vs 2024, after a fire. The Knights Inn chain stopped using medieval decor in the 1990s.

[linkman447]

Jaune’s family

Nora: hey fearless leader what’s your mom like

Jaune: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

Memories

Mama Arc: oh jaune dear you can’t be a huntsman then who will make me grandchildren

Jaune: but what about my older sisters

Mama Arc: hush now dear save that energy for finding a nice girl to make me grandchildren

Present

Nora: oh come on jaune-jaune it couldn’t be that bad what about after you said you go accepted

Jaune just gains a blank look in his eyes

Flashback

Jaune: look mom I got accepted into beacon

Mama Arc: ok baby the first thing you need to do is find all the huntresses and use that arc charm of yours

Jaune: oooookey

Mama Arc: then find the combat instructor Glynda

Jaune: right?

Mama Arc: and then make me grandchildren!!!!

Jaune: I’m leaving now

Flashback ends

Nora: well?

Jaune: well what?

Nora: did you follow her advice

Pyrrha: jaune it’s time for training

Yang: yeah lover boy

Blake: and don’t forget to stretch so you can go for longer

Weiss: indeed you dolt

Ruby: it’ll be fun

Velvet: um and I’ll uh try to take photos to help /////

Glynda: ara ara~ yes training mr. Arc

Nora: ahhhh I see… have fun

[speadrunner]

Yo….

Yo wait a min-

YOU GUYS‼️

[pk-kai]

THEY PUT WILDCHIP AND DARKVELVET AGAINST EACH OTHERRRRR….

Anyway erm, it’s voting time yeah so..do that!! You have 24 hours to vote I believe, even if you don’t care, please do vote (if you can), because the rewards we can get are decent! Good Luck everyone :D

[brokentrafficknight]

[intooned]

Jaune Arc, Huntsman Commander of The Council of Vale! Get's a call from his daughter

Jaune: Hello?

Ochre: Hi Dad!

Jaune: Hi sweety, how did your entrance exam go?

Ochre: First team to finish! But... Headmistress Goodwitch threw us out of a bullhead into a Grimm-infested rainforest?

Jaune: And here I thought Ozpin was the one...

Ochre: What?

Jaune: Talking to myself, go on?

Ochre: Ok, yeah, so, there were these two-headed jaguar/goat things with a snake for a tail, viper Grimm with leathery bat wings that would glide between the trees! Oh! And don't get me started on those ugly sloth Grimm that make you feel heavier and heavier the closer you get! We all ended up scrambling away on our hands and knees; never been chased in slow motion before!

Jaune: Sounds like you had a lot of fun.

Ochre: TONS, Mama was right, I love it here!

Jaune: Hahaha, I'm happy to hear it kitten, just don't overdue it, and make sure to give your mom a call, you know she worries.

Ochre: I'll give her a call after this. By the way, I met a friend of yours yesterday at orientation!

Jaune: Oh really? Who?

Ochre: Nurse Velvet, she said to tell you: "Don't be a stranger just because Blake won the 'Heat Streak'," what does that mean?

Jaune: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I better get going, the Grimm rest for no one!

Ochre: Daddy wait!

Jaune: Y-yes kitten?

Jaune: *Sitting atop a hill of dissipating Grimm corpses, looking through his binoculars at his daughter and her new teammates entering the bullhead that would fly them back to Beacon Academy.*

Jaune: I promise pumpkin.

Inspired by this scene, where Qrow was secretly thinning the Grimm during RNJR's trek through Anima.

Turns out this is something the council does for every batch of students, but Jaune wanted to handle this year personally.

[littlelewdmable]

Velvet's Carrots

Yang: Now that Jaune and Velvet are dating I can't figure out if carrots is Velvet's code word for Jaune's dick or not.

Blake: It's not.

Yang: How do you know?

Blake: Velvet and Jaune are both insanely vanilla. They probably haven't even got past 2nd base yet.

Yang: You sure?

Blake: Trust me, I have a sense for these things. I was the first person to figure out my friend Ilia was asexual.

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Ilia: *Suddenly extremely annoyed*

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Velvet: *Answers scroll* Hello?

Coco: Hey, Bun-bun. Fox and I are heading down to Vale to pick up some supplies. You wanna come?

Velvet: Sorry I can't, I'm in the middle of washing some carrots.

Coco: Is your boy toy helping out?

Velvet: You could say that.

Coco: Alright, do you need us to pick you up anything?

Velvet: Just some cooking supplies. I was thinking of maybe making some jerk chicken tonight.

Coco: Sounds good. What were you thinking for-

Velvet: Oh! I'm going to have to hang up now. Jaune's about to cum and he likes to finish in my mouth.

Coco: Right, I'll let you go then. See you two later.

[possiblydog]

hk oc moment

Shovin was once apart of the moth tribe, but when the infection arose, instead of facing his tribe in their collective crime of forgetting the radiance, he ran away and hid. He now passes as a Mosskin in Greenpath, and worships Unn. He is quiet, and finds shame with himself

Melphissa is a weaver who remained in Hallownest after the infection appeared. She makes garments enhanced/enchanted with weaver loom patterns that she spins herself. She is vain and prioritizes physical appearance, taking great pride in making garbs for those who ask.

Bieter is a Honeypot Ant who came from another nest. he gathers exotic or hard to find food (usually honey), and sells it to others as he travels. Bieter has a short fuse and doesnt entirely know when to back down, willing to take on foes or challenges far too big for him.

Hoggin doesnt remember their past. All they know is the Grimm troupe they've joined and their role as a performer. All they desire is to make people happy. They are cryptic and jovially antagonistic (but are truly joyful and carefree)

[notmaplemable]

Velvet: Let us convene this weeks meeting of the Beacon faunus.

Velvet: Let's also welcome or guest faunus from the other academies.

Neon: Yo!

Sun: What's up?

Blake: Is it really a meeting when there's only four of us?

Velvet: Yes. Now let us get to this weeks topic of discussion.

Velvet: It had been determined through rigorous study, Jaune is the best at giving head pats and chin scritches in all of Vale.

Blake: Makes sense.

Neon: I could've told you that.

Sun: Was I supposed to bring the snacks this week?

Velvet: So since he is now in such high demand. We're going to have to start rationing the head pats.

Velvet: ...

Velvet: And I call dibs on the first turn. *Sprints out of the room*

[juanarc-thethird]

Valentines Day Letters from Velvet?

Valentine's Day letters. (Velvet)

Jaune: Water bill, electricity bill, and more bills. Oh! A Valentine's Day letter from Velvet. Let's see what she says.

He opens the letter and says:

"I'm a little bunny, that's clear as day. But I'm tired of carrots, I'd prefer your third leg.~"

Jaune: *Red* It is always the quiet ones that are the most dangerous.