#velvet knight

[intooned]

I hope you grow to learn how gross this is and get over this weird fetish and realize how messed up it is to proship

Real or not it’s gross

Fetish? You insult me.

This is an OBSESSION!

A hyperfixation, a guilty pleasure, a delectable vice! But my saving virtue is that reading risque fanfiction harms no one. Not myself or others. Of the many bad choices people are presented with nowadays, reading racey stories about lovers who shouldn't, but want to be together is a very tame pastime, at least compared to what you're doing here.

Not minding your own business, substance abuse, violence, unflattering carvings on the wrist, starting conflict over your own bunched panties with random internet strangers for their thought-crimes; yes there are a great many ways to harm oneself and others. But... who does shipping harm again? OH NO ONE? Well cinnamon honey-butter my biscuits! Sounds to me like yous 'a cryin' over too much oxygen in your personal space! Seems to me like proshipping is doing far more help than harm than some of the alternatives to satisfying the human condition.

Daydreaming about different combinations of hands being held, foreheads being kissed, and angsty emotions overflowing is a much healthier way to spend my time than, say, bombarding some random person's inbox with uninspired insults and ego-fallating cuntery. See, now that's imagination!

Most proshippers on this site are here to spend time having fun, engaging with one another, sharing insanely impressive ways we've figured out how to make complex relationships work.

And you're... here to fudge-brownie your white lingerie trying to single-handedly police an enormous group of people having a good time? And while hiding behind anonymous messages? Sweet-cream double scoop rolled in graham crackers, an insufferably self-righteous anti and self-concious coward? Isn't that too many final forms anon?

Have you tried voiding your vowels in a more productive manner? Like I do with these articulated writing exercises?

From our perspective, we may be a bunch of weirdos, but you're definitely a loser, loser. But despite yourself, I enjoy your company, so keep it up and maybe someday I'll appreciate the "help" you insist on forcing upon me.

[lilybug-02]

They have never heard a cough or sneeze like this. So yeah. They are absolutely terrified Dewi may just explode.

Bug Fact: The Velvet Worm is a velvet skinned, centipede/worm-like invertebrate that spits hardening slime to subdue its prey. Pictures Below!

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Masterpost

look at this silly little long guy.

Actual spiderman creature.

[icingred]

Reverse AU summary

Some shitposts because idk what to post lmao

Originals:

Had no photo space yes I took a ss of those lmao

[howi99]

A Knight second chance 9

Blake: *glaring daggers at Jaune*

Ren: ... Jaune, what did you do?

Jaune: *shrug* I stated the obvious. *Point to the cat ears* It's not like she even TRIED hiding her identity. *Doing a little wave at her, with a smile*

Blake: *looking furious*

Ren: ... But why the antagonisms?

Jaune: If i told you it keeps her from thinking about running away from here, you'd believe me?

Ren: ... Does it have anything to do with what happened at the docks?

Jaune: ... No?

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Team RWBY: *arriving at the docks after Blake was "forced" to explained her backstory to her team*

Blake: What the-

Jaune: *speaking with one of the White Fang which is already in handcuffs* Oh don't get me wrong, i don't like the SDC one bit, but-

Ruby: *perplexed to see her friend here* Jaune?

Jaune: *turning to see them* Oh, hey gang!

Yang: *looking at the bunch of White Fangs being arrested by the police* What... Happened here?

Jaune: *shrug* They tried stealing a shipment of Dust. And hey, i'm the first person to say that the SDC suck-

Weiss: Hey!

Jaune: *smiling* Weiss, your father is the main reason why Vacuo is dirt poor. And they refuse to send dust to Menagerie.

Weiss: *pointing at the faunus on the ground* Because of them!

Blake: *frowning at Weiss*

Weiss: *rolling her eyes* The terrorist, not the faunus.

Jaune: *taking a pamphlet from his pocket* Actually, the embargo debuted BEFORE the White Fang was even a thing. So it's totally because of segregation, Weiss.

Weiss: B-but-

Jaune: *cuting her with a smile* Anyway, that's not important for now. What's important is that the situation was de-escalated and that nobody was hurt.

Blake: How!?

Jaune: ... I called the authorities? *Shaking his head* Blake, they are civilians, not trained soldiers. Heck, it wasn't even hard to explain to them that if they cooperated, they wouldn't be tried as terrorists, but as thieves.

Black: *who had a "perfect" speach ready* Uh!?

Grunt: ... He also knocked out most of our heavy hitters while WALKING to them with a smile. And we were shooting him! So uh... Yeah, we aren't dealing with that.

Yang: That's badass.... *Smirk* And frightening.

Jaune: *Sigh* It also hurts like a bitch. *Chuckle* I wouldn't recommend it. *Picking up one of the guns* The only reason it worked was because they were using subsonic ammunitions of 9mm.

Grunt: *sigh* The guy, Roman, said it was for discretion. If it wasn't of that, we would have been fine.

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Ren: You did steal her moment, no?

Jaune: *shrug* Meh, it's not like that's going to be the last time... Also, duck.

Ren: *perplexed* Duck? *Get hit behind the head by a creampie Blake tried to throw at Jaune* !?

Silence in the cafeteria

Nora: *jumping on the table* I'LL AVENGE YOU! *Throwing a fish at Yang by mistake* Oops...

Yang: *her semblance activating with a grin* FOOD WAR!!!

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Velvet: *under a table with Coco and Russel* You want Coco expertise?

Russel: Yeah!

Coco: ... Your team did bully V, why should i help you?

Velvet: *frowning* Coco, Russel's a good guy. And even the rest of his team aren't really that bad. *Sigh* Cardin was mainly angry because the white fang kept attacking his mother's store.

Coco: ... *Sigh* You are too good, V. *Looking at Russel* What do you want?

Russel: W-well, i-

Dove: *taking cover* Oh, hi you Velvet. You were still interested in coming to the arcade with us?

Velvet: *smiling* Hey Dove and yes! But i was wondering if my team could come?

Dove: Don't see why not. *Cardin falls next to him* Hey big guy, Velvet wants to know if she can bring her friends with her to the arcades?

Cardin: *shaking off the food from his head* Uh? *Looking at Velvet with a slight blush* Oh uh, yeah, sure. *Picking up a plate as a shield, going back into the melee*

Dove: *looking for a "weapon", picking up a breadstick and following his leader*

Coco: uh... They do seem a lot nicer. *Looking back at Russel* So back to my help.

Russel: *picking up invitations to a nice restaurant from his pocket* W-well i was planning to ask my girlfriend out, but i don't really have anything nice to wear and-

Coco: Say less, i'll help you out.

Russel: *smiling* Thank you! Now if you excuse me *picking food for the fight* My team needs me! *Leave the cover to follow his friends*

Coco: ... By the way, the big guy totally has a crush on you.

Velvet: Pfft, Cardin? That's ridiculous!

Coco: Uh-huh, if you say so.

[epic-arc]

Idea Girl Types!

Dog Type.

Ruby: Let's go outside! Come on let's go!

She comes running straightaway.

Gets excited so easily.

She loves getting active.

Cheerful, With no trace of malice.

Cat Type.

Weiss: If you insist that much, I guess i can go with you.

A Tsundere by nature.

Moody.

Stirs up mischief and provokes others.

She acts spoiled after warming up to people.

Hedgehog Type.

Emerald: Stray away from me.

Looks Fashionable.

Usually by Herself.

Shy and Reserved.

Will show her vunerable side after getting comfortable with others.

Rabbit Type.

Velvet: You're leaving already...?

She gets lonely easily.

Very Clingy.

She's quiet and reserved.

Has a tomboyish side after getting to know her.

Sheep Type.

Pyrrha: There there... You did great today.

Laid-Back.

Has a big heart.

Likes companionship.

A Caring Onee-san.

Owl Type.

Cinder: How strange... I dont feel uneasy around you.

Mysterious.

Knowledgeable and Wise.

Cool and Reserved.

She's actually every earnest.

Cheetah Type.

Neo: ''What's got you down? Wanna talk about it?''

A Cool Beauty.

Very Fashionable.

A kind Older Sister.

Tends to do things on her own.

Hamster Type.

Nora: Whoa! This watermelon is so tasty~!

Small. but she has a big appetite

Curious and full of energy

An airhead

She ropes in others but her lovable personality makes it endearing.

[howlingday]

Meanwhile, in Jaune's bedroom...

Jaune: V-Velvet?! What- What are you doing?!

Velvet: You're about to go on a mission, right~? Leaving me all alone~.

Jaune: I- I can't help it! It's a team-building exercise. Mandatory.

Velvet: So I have to go two whole days without you~? All alone~? Then I guess I better refill my "Arc reserves"~.

Jaune: A-Arc reserves?

Velvet: I want to hold you, feel you, touch your manliness~. Please, help me feel like a woman~.

Jaune: Why is it when we're alone you only act like this? And we shouldn't, since I'm still a junior rank to you!

Velvet: Ranks have no place in the bedroom, Jaune~. Only you and me, a man and a woman~.

Jaune: M-Man... and... woman...

Pyrrha: What do you think you're doing, Velvet?

Velvet: Oh no~! It seems my Jaune and I have been caught by a scary-faced champion~.

Jaune: P-PYRRHA?!

Pyrrha: Even when I'm in the same room, you still act so bold.

Velvet: I'm always bold when I'm this close to Jaune~. SEE~? (Jumps into Jaune)

Jaune: AGH- Huh?

Weiss: (Behind Jaune, Stroking his hair) Don't hog him all to yourself, Velvet.

Jaune: W-Weiss?! When did you-

Weiss: Don't forget that this is a joint exercise, Jaune. That means you and I have plenty of time to tend to your needs~.

Jaune: What needs?!

Pyrrha: (Eye twitches) And now Weiss is acting like this?

Ruby: H-Hey! Don't leave me out of this~! (Tackles) Jaune and I have to share this bed, too~! Jaune is mine, too~!

Velvet: No, he's mine~!

Weiss: His needs must be treated first!

Jaune: (Smothered, Strangled) C-CAN'T... BREATHE...

Pyrrha: For the love of Salem... I'm his partner, remember?!

Velvet/Weiss/Ruby: BUT I'M HIS...!

Jaune: (Pants) Air!

Pyrrha: LIKE HELL YOU ARE! (Charges in) YOU'RE ALL WRONG! (Jumps) HE BELONGS TO (Dives into Jaune) MEEE~!

Jaune: WAITWAITWAITPYRRHANO

[reashot]

Tis' The Season.

Wolf Ruby: Woof! Woof! Woof! 🐺

Velvet: *Scared whimpering*

Ruby: Get down here you little slut! Get down so I can tear your limb from limb for smelling like that! ☠️

Velvet: Help someone. Please help me. Ruby has gone feral!

Ruby: Who are you calling feral you dumb bunny!? Why I ought ta.... Arf? 🐕

*picks up Ruby like the naughty puppy she is*

Jaune: Ruby! What's gotten into you?

Ruby: It's all her fault. She smells like a whore in heat!

Jaune: Ruby. Language!

Ruby: *whimpers* I-I'm sorry Jaune but my nose is sensitive and her whorish scent keeps triggering my hunting instinct.

Jaune: Okay that's it, Ruby you need to go right now.

*carry Ruby in his arms*

I'm sorry Velvet. I'll make sure it won't happen again.

Velvet: You better keep your hound on a leash!

Ruby: Great idea, cunt. Jaune, I would love to wear a softer collar while you put me on a leash. 🐶

Jaune: Ah, ha, ha... Nice joke, Ruby. So funny... We gotta get out of here.

Velvet: Wait, Jaune. Before you go do you want to meet up sometimes later. Maybe alone? 💕

Jaune: Oh, okay Velvet. Maybe after I give Ruby some snacks and her naps.

Ruby: *growl*

Faunus Mating Season Arc Begin.

[fearmeeeee]

Vel art so far because I'm obsessed with him

[swordmaid]

brienne but she's wearing 1949 cocteau's beauty and the beast inspired fit!!! this is the inspo pic i used if ur curious.

gonna be posting more of this redesign thing (and also jaime's ver) some time in the future but i just wanted to share this one <3

[toonirl]

still kiinda trying to find a method for human characters that I like

[deadmotelsusa]

A room at a Knights Inn in the 1970s vs 2024, after a fire. The Knights Inn chain stopped using medieval decor in the 1990s.

[intooned]

Jaune Arc, Huntsman Commander of The Council of Vale! Get's a call from his daughter

Jaune: Hello?

Ochre: Hi Dad!

Jaune: Hi sweety, how did your entrance exam go?

Ochre: First team to finish! But... Headmistress Goodwitch threw us out of a bullhead into a Grimm-infested rainforest?

Jaune: And here I thought Ozpin was the one...

Ochre: What?

Jaune: Talking to myself, go on?

Ochre: Ok, yeah, so, there were these two-headed jaguar/goat things with a snake for a tail, viper Grimm with leathery bat wings that would glide between the trees! Oh! And don't get me started on those ugly sloth Grimm that make you feel heavier and heavier the closer you get! We all ended up scrambling away on our hands and knees; never been chased in slow motion before!

Jaune: Sounds like you had a lot of fun.

Ochre: TONS, Mama was right, I love it here!

Jaune: Hahaha, I'm happy to hear it kitten, just don't overdue it, and make sure to give your mom a call, you know she worries.

Ochre: I'll give her a call after this. By the way, I met a friend of yours yesterday at orientation!

Jaune: Oh really? Who?

Ochre: Nurse Velvet, she said to tell you: "Don't be a stranger just because Blake won the 'Heat Streak'," what does that mean?

Jaune: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I better get going, the Grimm rest for no one!

Ochre: Daddy wait!

Jaune: Y-yes kitten?

Jaune: I promise pumpkin.

Jaune: *Sitting atop a hill of dissipating Grimm corpses, looking through his binoculars at his daughter and her new teammates entering the bullhead that would fly them back to Beacon Academy.*

Inspired by this scene, where Qrow was secretly thinning the Grimm during RNJR's trek through Anima.

Turns out this is something the council does for every batch of students, but Jaune wanted to handle this year personally.

[drenosa]

Jaune & Juniper on regular lazy day:

Jaune: *Relaxing on a hill in a pleasant meadow*

Juniper: *Approaches him before letting herself flop down with a thud*

Jaune: Hey girl. Have you been enjoying yourself?

Juniper: *Let's out a long breath of contentment as she stretches her limbs*

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Jaune introduces Juniper to his girlfriend Velvet:

Jaune: Now, just so you know, she can be a bit shy when meeting new people. Just take it easy and it'll all work out just fine.

Velvet: I somehow feel like this isn't the first time you said that.

Jaune: *Has said the exact same thing to Juniper just before bringing Velvet over* No idea what you mean. But for real, she'll like you. I'm sure of that.

Velvet: *Sees the big fluff that is Jaune's Jackalope* I... take it that's her.

Jaune: It's her. Juniper! Come here and introduce yourself!

Juniper: *Lumbers over cautiously, sniffing carefully, let's out a huff before flopping over with a hefty thud*

Jaune: She likes you! Man, and here I was worrying for nothing. Right, I'm gonna go get the picnic basket. It's a nice day to just do nothing in the pleasant sun. *Trods off with a big smile*

Velvet: *Has been standing rigidly still since Juniper looked her over, now locked in a staring contest* I might not be your buddy, but if you think you're above me, I'll remind you that I am still a very kickass Huntress.

Juniper: *Stares in derogatory from her position on the ground, huffing in contempt*

**Fun Fact! Whilst the so-called "Bunny Flop" is a sign that a rabbit is feeling incredibly comfortable and safe, it does actually have contextual differences. A rabbit might "flop" next to another rabbit not out of a sense of safety, but to say something like "you're not important" or "you're not a threat at all"

[howi99]

A Knight second chance 7.5

Pyrrha: *looking at Jaune and Penny walking hand-in-hand together* ... Am i allowed to be jealous?

Blake: You... Do know she basically had her mind fractured and he's doing everything in his power to repair it, right?

Pyrrha: ... Without context, it sounds like a premise from one of your books.

Blake: Mind-break plus healing BY the same guy? *Pensive* ... Sounds like something i'd write about the Rusted Knight. That's hot.

Pyrrha: *frowning* Could we please not imagine my crush having... *Sigh* Nevermind.

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Velvet: So... You want my help choosing a gift for your girlfriend?

Russel: *sheepishly* You're... Kinda the only Faunus girl i know.

Velvet: *surprised* You're dating a faunus!? B-but i thought- weren't you-?

Russel: ... You know, if you thought i was gay, you can just say so.

Velvet: N-no! I thought your gang... Didn't like faunuskind...

Russel: Oh. Ooooh! Well, Sky has a phobia of arthropods-like faunus, that's gonna be fun with my girlfriend, and Cardin... He has history with the white fang, from what i was told by Dove.

Velvet: O-oh! W-well, what kind of faunus is she?

Russel: She's a spider faunus...! Speaking of, she makes beautiful scarfs using her silk, and-

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Roman: *smoking cigarettes, one after the other* Neo, we are FUCKED!

Neo: *binge eating her ice cream*

Roman: Either we help Cinder and bring the end of the world, or we go against her and we fight an armada of grimm!

Neo: *double her speed*

Roman: *doubling the number of cigarettes* We are so DOOMED!

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Nora: *relaxing with Ren* Ah~ It's nice to take a break once in a while~

Ren: *drinking his tea* It's really hot for September, the perfect time to go outside.

Nora: Yeah, we should do that more often. Maybe bring Pyrrha and Jaune?

Ren: Well...

*pan out to the grimm cadavers covering the ground, slowly disappearing*

Ren: You think they like camping?

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Ozpin: *on the phone* Like i said, nothing bad has happened to your son, i just-. Ms Arc, i just wanted to know if anything bad could have triggered fear from him and-... Ghost? Really?.... Make up?... Wearing make up? Ms Arc, what in the gods name have your daughter done to your son!?... What do you mean, you have a book!?!

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Jaune: ...

Penny: *worriedly* W-What's wrong? Are you ok?

Jaune: I dunno, i just felt as if a part of my history i tried to repress as just been dug up.

[linkman447]

I need it

Jaune working out being subtly eyed by team RWBY along with Pyrrha, Glynda and velvet

Jaune: uhhh (pulls up tight gray gym shirt to wipe face) I’m sweating like a pig

RWBYPGV: we don’t need it

Jaune: uhg this shirts to tight (removes shirt)

RWBYPGV: (starting to get minor nosebleeds) we don’t need it

Jaune: well I better stretch before my next set (begins to stretch and flex his muscles)

RWBYPGV: (almost about to brake) we really don’t need it

Jaune: woo that was a good workout now to take a shower oops (pants catch on the bench and tear revealing him in his underwear) oh fudge

RWBYPGV: ………….. (sound of glass shattering) WE NEED IT

Jaune: oh hi every- woh what hey…. I know this look ren inform my mother she was right about girls in huntsman academies

Ren seeing his brother getting dragged into the gym showers: I will my friend

Nora: ohhhhh renny

Ren: right after I run for my life (he makes a brake for it)

Nora: oh silly renny…. NOBODY. ESCAPES. NORA

[speadrunner]

Yo….

Yo wait a min-

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