#velvet knight

[intooned]

I hope you grow to learn how gross this is and get over this weird fetish and realize how messed up it is to proship

Real or not it’s gross

Fetish? You insult me.

This is an OBSESSION!

A hyperfixation, a guilty pleasure, a delectable vice! But my saving virtue is that reading risque fanfiction harms no one. Not myself or others. Of the many bad choices people are presented with nowadays, reading racey stories about lovers who shouldn't, but want to be together is a very tame pastime, at least compared to what you're doing here.

Not minding your own business, substance abuse, violence, unflattering carvings on the wrist, starting conflict over your own bunched panties with random internet strangers for their thought-crimes; yes there are a great many ways to harm oneself and others. But... who does shipping harm again? OH NO ONE? Well cinnamon honey-butter my biscuits! Sounds to me like yous 'a cryin' over too much oxygen in your personal space! Seems to me like proshipping is doing far more help than harm than some of the alternatives to satisfying the human condition.

Daydreaming about different combinations of hands being held, foreheads being kissed, and angsty emotions overflowing is a much healthier way to spend my time than, say, bombarding some random person's inbox with uninspired insults and ego-fallating cuntery. See, now that's imagination!

Most proshippers on this site are here to spend time having fun, engaging with one another, sharing insanely impressive ways we've figured out how to make complex relationships work.

And you're... here to fudge-brownie your white lingerie trying to single-handedly police an enormous group of people having a good time? And while hiding behind anonymous messages? Sweet-cream double scoop rolled in graham crackers, an insufferably self-righteous anti and self-concious coward? Isn't that too many final forms anon?

Have you tried voiding your vowels in a more productive manner? Like I do with these articulated writing exercises?

From our perspective, we may be a bunch of weirdos, but you're definitely a loser, loser. But despite yourself, I enjoy your company, so keep it up and maybe someday I'll appreciate the "help" you insist on forcing upon me.

[lilybug-02]

They have never heard a cough or sneeze like this. So yeah. They are absolutely terrified Dewi may just explode.

Bug Fact: The Velvet Worm is a velvet skinned, centipede/worm-like invertebrate that spits hardening slime to subdue its prey. Pictures Below!

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Masterpost

look at this silly little long guy.

Actual spiderman creature.

[icingred]

Reverse AU summary

Some shitposts because idk what to post lmao

Originals:

Had no photo space yes I took a ss of those lmao

[howlingday]

Meanwhile, in Jaune's bedroom...

Jaune: V-Velvet?! What- What are you doing?!

Velvet: You're about to go on a mission, right~? Leaving me all alone~.

Jaune: I- I can't help it! It's a team-building exercise. Mandatory.

Velvet: So I have to go two whole days without you~? All alone~? Then I guess I better refill my "Arc reserves"~.

Jaune: A-Arc reserves?

Velvet: I want to hold you, feel you, touch your manliness~. Please, help me feel like a woman~.

Jaune: Why is it when we're alone you only act like this? And we shouldn't, since I'm still a junior rank to you!

Velvet: Ranks have no place in the bedroom, Jaune~. Only you and me, a man and a woman~.

Jaune: M-Man... and... woman...

Pyrrha: What do you think you're doing, Velvet?

Velvet: Oh no~! It seems my Jaune and I have been caught by a scary-faced champion~.

Jaune: P-PYRRHA?!

Pyrrha: Even when I'm in the same room, you still act so bold.

Velvet: I'm always bold when I'm this close to Jaune~. SEE~? (Jumps into Jaune)

Jaune: AGH- Huh?

Weiss: (Behind Jaune, Stroking his hair) Don't hog him all to yourself, Velvet.

Jaune: W-Weiss?! When did you-

Weiss: Don't forget that this is a joint exercise, Jaune. That means you and I have plenty of time to tend to your needs~.

Jaune: What needs?!

Pyrrha: (Eye twitches) And now Weiss is acting like this?

Ruby: H-Hey! Don't leave me out of this~! (Tackles) Jaune and I have to share this bed, too~! Jaune is mine, too~!

Velvet: No, he's mine~!

Weiss: His needs must be treated first!

Jaune: (Smothered, Strangled) C-CAN'T... BREATHE...

Pyrrha: For the love of Salem... I'm his partner, remember?!

Velvet/Weiss/Ruby: BUT I'M HIS...!

Jaune: (Pants) Air!

Pyrrha: LIKE HELL YOU ARE! (Charges in) YOU'RE ALL WRONG! (Jumps) HE BELONGS TO (Dives into Jaune) MEEE~!

Jaune: WAITWAITWAITPYRRHANO

[fearmeeeee]

Sugar addict🍰

[howi99]

A knight second chance 3

Jaune: *inviting with a smile* You can come to our table if you'd like.

Velvet: *looking at Jaune, tilting her head* Who... Are you?

Jaune: *small laugh* My name's Jaune. I saw you alone and was wondering if you'd like to have some company.

Velvet: *glancing towards Cardin's table* I don't think you should be friendly with me, i'm-

Jaune: *cutting her, still smiling* -here to be a huntsman, like all of us. A grimm doesn't see the difference between genders, identities, skin colors or if someone is a faunus or a human.

Velvet: ...

Jaune: *scratching the back of his neck* If you don't want to come, I won't force you. Maybe i was wrong and your team is waiting for you?

Velvet: ... *Shaking her head* They left for a mission while i was hurt. They should arrive next week. *Looking at the young Knight* Are you sure your team won't mind?

Jaune: *turning to his table* Gang, what y'all think about racist?

Nora: *grinning* We break their knees!

Ren: *sigh* I won't stop her.

Pyrrha: *smiling* Neither will i.

Jaune: *turning back to Velvet* Got your answer?

Velvet: *stifled laugh* Ok, i'll come. *Smiling* My name's Velvet, by the way.

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Cardin: Tsk, animal fucker.

Dove: To be fair, it's not as if he was wrong though?

Cardin: *looking at his friend with a confused look* What?

Dove: *shrug* Like he said, it's not like grimms discriminate between who they kill. And as future huntsmen, we kinda have to protect everyone.

Cardin: *frowning* Then tell that to the White Fang. They are nothing but terrorists now.

Sky: *sigh* Cardin, i don't trust them either... But when it comes to fighting against grimms, i don't think it really matters what you are or what you believe. Anyone is better than no one.

Cardin: What about you Russel?

Russel: *looking away* I uh... I'm kinda dating a faunus girl actually.

Cardin: ... Ok, when and how?

Russel: We met in vale and for how, she's also a fan of punk, we met at a concert.

Cardin: ... I feel betrayed that you found a girlfriend that easily.

Dove: No offense, but maybe if you'd act less like an asshole, you'd have one?

[swordmaid]

brienne but she's wearing 1949 cocteau's beauty and the beast inspired fit!!! this is the inspo pic i used if ur curious.

gonna be posting more of this redesign thing (and also jaime's ver) some time in the future but i just wanted to share this one <3

[toonirl]

still kiinda trying to find a method for human characters that I like

[deadmotelsusa]

A room at a Knights Inn in the 1970s vs 2024, after a fire. The Knights Inn chain stopped using medieval decor in the 1990s.

[drenosa]

Jaune & Juniper on regular lazy day:

Jaune: *Relaxing on a hill in a pleasant meadow*

Juniper: *Approaches him before letting herself flop down with a thud*

Jaune: Hey girl. Have you been enjoying yourself?

Juniper: *Let's out a long breath of contentment as she stretches her limbs*

~~~~~~~~~~

Jaune introduces Juniper to his girlfriend Velvet:

Jaune: Now, just so you know, she can be a bit shy when meeting new people. Just take it easy and it'll all work out just fine.

Velvet: I somehow feel like this isn't the first time you said that.

Jaune: *Has said the exact same thing to Juniper just before bringing Velvet over* No idea what you mean. But for real, she'll like you. I'm sure of that.

Velvet: *Sees the big fluff that is Jaune's Jackalope* I... take it that's her.

Jaune: It's her. Juniper! Come here and introduce yourself!

Juniper: *Lumbers over cautiously, sniffing carefully, let's out a huff before flopping over with a hefty thud*

Jaune: She likes you! Man, and here I was worrying for nothing. Right, I'm gonna go get the picnic basket. It's a nice day to just do nothing in the pleasant sun. *Trods off with a big smile*

Velvet: *Has been standing rigidly still since Juniper looked her over, now locked in a staring contest* I might not be your buddy, but if you think you're above me, I'll remind you that I am still a very kickass Huntress.

Juniper: *Stares in derogatory from her position on the ground, huffing in contempt*

**Fun Fact! Whilst the so-called "Bunny Flop" is a sign that a rabbit is feeling incredibly comfortable and safe, it does actually have contextual differences. A rabbit might "flop" next to another rabbit not out of a sense of safety, but to say something like "you're not important" or "you're not a threat at all"

[intooned]

Jaune Arc, Huntsman Commander of The Council of Vale! Get's a call from his daughter

Jaune: Hello?

Ochre: Hi Dad!

Jaune: Hi sweety, how did your entrance exam go?

Ochre: First team to finish! But... Headmistress Goodwitch threw us out of a bullhead into a Grimm-infested rainforest?

Jaune: And here I thought Ozpin was the one...

Ochre: What?

Jaune: Talking to myself, go on?

Ochre: Ok, yeah, so, there were these two-headed jaguar/goat things with a snake for a tail, viper Grimm with leathery bat wings that would glide between the trees! Oh! And don't get me started on those ugly sloth Grimm that make you feel heavier and heavier the closer you get! We all ended up scrambling away on our hands and knees; never been chased in slow motion before!

Jaune: Sounds like you had a lot of fun.

Ochre: TONS, Mama was right, I love it here!

Jaune: Hahaha, I'm happy to hear it kitten, just don't overdue it, and make sure to give your mom a call, you know she worries.

Ochre: I'll give her a call after this. By the way, I met a friend of yours yesterday at orientation!

Jaune: Oh really? Who?

Ochre: Nurse Velvet, she said to tell you: "Don't be a stranger just because Blake won the 'Heat Streak'," what does that mean?

Jaune: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I better get going, the Grimm rest for no one!

Ochre: Daddy wait!

Jaune: Y-yes kitten?

Jaune: *Sitting atop a hill of dissipating Grimm corpses, looking through his binoculars at his daughter and her new teammates entering the bullhead that would fly them back to Beacon Academy.*

Jaune: I promise pumpkin.

Inspired by this scene, where Qrow was secretly thinning the Grimm during RNJR's trek through Anima.

Turns out this is something the council does for every batch of students, but Jaune wanted to handle this year personally.

[epic-arc]

Idea Girl Types!

Dog Type.

Ruby: Let's go outside! Come on let's go!

She comes running straightaway.

Gets excited so easily.

She loves getting active.

Cheerful, With no trace of malice.

Cat Type.

Weiss: If you insist that much, I guess i can go with you.

A Tsundere by nature.

Moody.

Stirs up mischief and provokes others.

She acts spoiled after warming up to people.

Hedgehog Type.

Emerald: Stray away from me.

Looks Fashionable.

Usually by Herself.

Shy and Reserved.

Will show her vunerable side after getting comfortable with others.

Rabbit Type.

Velvet: You're leaving already...?

She gets lonely easily.

Very Clingy.

She's quiet and reserved.

Has a tomboyish side after getting to know her.

Sheep Type.

Pyrrha: There there... You did great today.

Laid-Back.

Has a big heart.

Likes companionship.

A Caring Onee-san.

Owl Type.

Cinder: How strange... I dont feel uneasy around you.

Mysterious.

Knowledgeable and Wise.

Cool and Reserved.

She's actually every earnest.

Cheetah Type.

Neo: ''What's got you down? Wanna talk about it?''

A Cool Beauty.

Very Fashionable.

A kind Older Sister.

Tends to do things on her own.

Hamster Type.

Nora: Whoa! This watermelon is so tasty~!

Small. but she has a big appetite

Curious and full of energy

An airhead

She ropes in others but her lovable personality makes it endearing.

[speadrunner]

Yo….

Yo wait a min-

YOU GUYS‼️

[brokentrafficknight]

Could Velvet get Jaune to give her a foot massage because Rabbit's feet are lucky?

Careful Icarus.

[linkman447]

Jaune’s family

Nora: hey fearless leader what’s your mom like

Jaune: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

Memories

Mama Arc: oh jaune dear you can’t be a huntsman then who will make me grandchildren

Jaune: but what about my older sisters

Mama Arc: hush now dear save that energy for finding a nice girl to make me grandchildren

Present

Nora: oh come on jaune-jaune it couldn’t be that bad what about after you said you go accepted

Jaune just gains a blank look in his eyes

Flashback

Jaune: look mom I got accepted into beacon

Mama Arc: ok baby the first thing you need to do is find all the huntresses and use that arc charm of yours

Jaune: oooookey

Mama Arc: then find the combat instructor Glynda

Jaune: right?

Mama Arc: and then make me grandchildren!!!!

Jaune: I’m leaving now

Flashback ends

Nora: well?

Jaune: well what?

Nora: did you follow her advice

Pyrrha: jaune it’s time for training

Yang: yeah lover boy

Blake: and don’t forget to stretch so you can go for longer

Weiss: indeed you dolt

Ruby: it’ll be fun

Velvet: um and I’ll uh try to take photos to help /////

Glynda: ara ara~ yes training mr. Arc

Nora: ahhhh I see… have fun

[fearmeeeee]

Heartslabyul oc: ♘Velvet Checkmate

Quick info: Twisted from Red Knight from "Alice through the looking glass" Horse beastman Second year in Heartslabyul dorm Favourite food is red velvet cake

A grumpy horseboy obsessed with following the Queen's rules, but who also has a terrible memory, for a really frustrating combo. He acts as a hall monitor, has joined the equestrian club (don't question it) and has a sugar addiction.