#val is confused

[valancedbreakfast]

i got confused by that book list at first because I'm pretty sure the lion the witch and the wardrobe is the second book in the Narnia series but then i realized the joke is probably that they've broken the book into several

but like... there's already several of them

So sorry to become someone who steals tweets but this is so funny

[sparklingsora]

im working on more veeswap au stuff to show you folks but in the meantime take this polyvees shitpost (quote from what we do in the shadows)

[cozylittleartblog]

val is kind of a freak

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 153

 Pariah Dark, Ghost King, warrior, tyrant, world-breaker, Ancient of Darkness, is utterly gobsmacked. The sarcophagus had been opened- something he wasn’t honestly expecting seeing as it was supposed to be for eternity- and he had honestly just been blinking awake. It took a minute or few to properly wake up, but who could blame him? It wasn’t like there was anyone before him who could have opened his prison. 

 Though that wasn’t what had him utterly befuddled. He was rather certain that he had not gotten locked into the Sarcophagus of Sleep with several literal ghost infants. 

Well mostly infants, one is more like the equivalent of a three or four year old but still. And he has a rather panicked sort of feeling breaking through his usual bloodlust, because they all look really similar to his not-exactly ex. Same white hair, same wispy ghost-tail, same tiny fangs and claws currently being bared at him and each other. But they also kind of look like him, what with two having hair aflame- one even had black hair like he once did before his insanity- and even having red eyes. Most even had his own corpse-pale skin, though he could see a more blue tint on a couple and one more similar to his brother’s. 

So yes, Pariah Dark is very much panicking and trying to do the math in his head. A visit to Clockwork might be in his best interest…

[veetowervaporwave]

[Source]

Stolas bestie why are you rooting for them lmao.

[whimsylueur]

PRE-SEASONS OF WAR VALKYRIE AND LORD VILE SKULDUGGERY AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY??

This was too perfect an opportunity, stuff Skug in that armour and slap a pretty sticker on the chest plate.

[bezierballad]

[val-of-the-north]

Mysterious Vibes

Jammin' to: [x] - Alternatively: [x]

(Thank you @hazmatmaid for breathing life into this doodle of mine lol)

[teyrnacousland]

I think it's fun that different characters give a different time period for how long Rook was in the Fade Prison. Both because everyone's perception of time is different (and gets weird when you add grief to the mix) and because it means we can headcanon how long it took each specific Rook to get out of there based on how well we think they'd have managed their regrets

[randomly--accessed--memories]

In the Other Ending, Vox feels like he needs to kill everyone at the hotel… except for Niffty. He really doesn’t want to be feeling empathy right now (that’s half the point of this whole murder-suicide quest after all) but… she didn’t do anything wrong! She’s sick! She’s trapped, just like he was! She needs to be healed.

The fact that “putting her out of her misery” doesn’t feel like an option to him is freaking him out even more.

[secret-sector-antag]

Ankle Biter Anarchy

"Fuck you, you Augustus Gloop lookin' motherfucker; we're gonna go get the other babies and go do some Rugrats-level shit. Are you coming or what?" -Minerva, essentially.

Yeah, you tell 'im, Buzz.

In response to/inspired by this post right here

So if we're going by Showtime AU ages (in this case, Penny is a smol lil bab at 1 year old), and if I've got this right...Ramsay is the oldest (4 1/2), followed by Minerva (4), Candy (3), Val (3), Beckham (2), Kitty (18 months old), and Buzz (9 months old).

Told you I'd get more babies involved! 🤣Okay, so it's a bit counterintuitive, cuz they reeeally could use a babysitter...but look at the little beans! How much trouble could they get in to?

Answer: probably a looooot. That playroom is not coming out of this unharmed or in one piece.

Penny/Numbuh 1-2 (c) @kommandonuovidiavoli Sector ANTAG (c) Me Background for second panel is from here

[weebsinstash]

I made a fan art for you ✨

I was gonna color self-insert to grey but in tags say you imagine them to be blue skin and white hair and I was like oh let’s do that :D

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Oh my gosh it took me randomly checking my inbox to see this, I can't believe I missed this 😭 this is so cute, I love it, thank you!!🥰

yeah I like to play around with different Sinner Y/N concepts all the time and I love the colors and accessories you picked here, very aesthetic, VERY feeding into my love of "Valentino becomes obsessed with a Reader who isn't conventionally his type". You think he's bullying you because he's an asshole but really he's just embarrassed he's SO Down Bad For You and he's like, worried he'll be judged for it or some weak or something, and he's just, tsundere and bad at flirting. Valentino chasing butch girl Y/N. Valentino chasing punk and goth and rebel Y/N. Valentino chasing Y/N regardless because he's just s big mean slut 🥰

[angsthology]

physical altercation fr now

are you... asking me to fight you? what is this why do u love bringing up physical altercation

[70snasagay]

how on earth do people who don't follow me keep finding my untagged reblogs of tom scott posts from a year ago

[starcleere]

The CVFs are standing in a group, minding their own business.

The DB shouts "Hey, honey!"

Who turns around?

[arttsuka]

Having been in both fandoms, I seriously don't understand why two characters (Jimmy from mouthwashing and Valentino from hazbin hotel) don't get the same or even similar treatment from the fans despite both of them having SAd someone.