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Okay but in the case of yandere household items can’t you just take the dateviators off to ignore them?

Yes, but also, no? Minor spoilers for the plot of the game I guess! Most of what I'm about to say is told to you within a relatively short time from starting the game though

So you work for the company that made the Dateviators, Valdivian, and you were sent the glasses by a disgruntled employee of the company who thought the prototype would go unnoticed with you (it's also worth noting they were originally intended for some sort of military application). It is then discovered that the Dateviators don't just Awaken objects, which is what happens when a little avatar representing that thing is created, but you can also Realize them into genuine actual physical people, because, it's a little fuzzy, but basically wearing the glasses is akin to VR and you're interacting with fancy holograms of the Dateables in a VR space, and Realizing them makes them, again, actually people. The person who developed the Dateviators and sent them to you decides the best way to hide the Dateviators is to Realize the Dateviators themselves, represented as the Dateable named Skylar Specs.

Skylar then tells you she won't let you Realize her until literally everyone else is Realized first, and with the DLC, there's over 100 Dateables to Realize

You are then told leaving your house wearing the Dateviators will cause the glasses to be immediately seized by Valtech Security Drones (the game is very goofy) and leaving your front door literally ends the game

That's not to mention before you receive the Dateviators at all, you're, well, replaced by an AI, BUT, the company can't legally fire you for no reason, so you're basically still kept on payroll.

So, to summarize, you cannot leave your house without having the moral dilemma of "killing" Skylar and the other 100+ Dateables, and the game even raises the question of "is it ethical to bring an object to life" and it settles on "if the object desires life, it's unethical to deny that" or something along those lines so basically you're on 24/7 house arrest, lowkey implied you cannot leave even without wearing the glasses, on a remote employment auto pay where you have funding as usual so you arent even leaving for work, presumably having groceries delivered or something maybe, and essentially told you can't give up until you've created all these very real genuine people or that's kind of "murder".

They also have "personal memories" like knowing when and how you got things? For example you have a bag of sex toys that was given to you as a gag gift and the Dateable of those toys directly references "how you two met". How would the Dateviators know that unless it, idk, used AI to scan your social media and you posted about it in the last or something? Your bed mentions "sleeping with you for years", meaning she "remembers" you. Any which way, these glasses are basically magic and I can really see the objects and just the situation itself having the potential to be really psychologically manipulative. Let's also be real; once a Dateable becomes Realized, there's no "ignoring them" unless you. Commit literal genuine murder on this human you brought to life, who, depending on how you treated them but i guess for "our" situation, is madly in love with you and wants to be with you forever

I can just picture maybe you try and chicken out, maybe you don't leave your house and fully surrender the Dateviators but you stop wearing the glasses, and there's at least one Realized person in the house who tries to guilt trip you into "continuing on". Maybe there's some sort of program or coding where you're the glasses' "master" now where no one else can activate their special features besides you?

I even thought of as a dramatic spin off... imagine surrendering the glasses, either because the Dateables are fucking crazy and scare you, or you're afraid of being in trouble, or someone in particular terrified you or killed your self esteem, and then later on down the line you're still vibing in a different house and like. THEY show up. The Dateables wound up in someone else's care, became Realized, rebelled, and came rushing back to you because, well, are they yandere or is something wrong with the coding? Master of the house, master of the glasses, master of their hearts? Can they not control it? Is it a malfunction or are they crazy?

It's just a funny silly little game that also completely unironically has SO so much creeper potential. Will you get the Dateables completely in love with you? Best friends to the end? Wanting sadistic mean jealous possession of you? Even when you're not wearing the glasses they're somehow watching you and all talking to each other, maybe even scheming :) There's so much fucking drama and everyone is so fucking HORNY you can't even walk down a hallway without something MOANING at you. Even the spirit of rejection and the embodiment of physical dread want to fuck you. I don't even know how you could ignore them once they get their sights on you, especially if they become Realized and stay in your house, and I've been mostly avoiding spoilers but it sounds like some of them have the capacity to be potentially pretty terrifying on their own 😭 like what the actual FUCK do you MEAN [spoiler redacted] becomes a fucking TWO-TERM PRESIDENT??? YOU'RE SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW

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imagine being stuck in yandere Date Everything purgatory where you're actually genuinely physically trapped in your home by the Dateviators (unless you want to leave your home and Skylar to be kidnapped, which would KILL everyone, you monster) and you're trying to be friends with everyone and be on the same page platonically and they just all, you know, are In Full Yandere Creeper Mode once you hit a certain affection threshold with them

you: -- and now I'm just not sure how many objects in the house I even feel comfortable being around since everyone keeps acting so weird. The other day I think I caught Amir drooling during one of our conversations and he actually interrupted me to ask me to just stand there for him to look at me. The bathroom objects keep wanting to physically bathe me even though i keep telling them no. Mac keeps adding BDSM equipment to my Shamazon cart and some of it is actually really hardcore stuff. The washroom team keeps "losing" pieces of my clothing like my underwear and socks. Telly keeps playing raunchy movies and stalker flicks when it's late at night. Beverly and the fusebox boys keep giving me too much to drink so I wind up having to physically lean on them just to walk and they always insist on personally putting me in bed afterwards. Oh and one of the Hanks outright admitted they've "totally drafted up a game plan on how to keep me safe at all times after they take me with them", like what the fuck does that even mean, I was supposed to Realize them on Tuesday, like hello???

Dorian the demisexual demiromantic door who definitely is not as deeply disturbed as most of the other Dateables if not feeling MORE entitled to you and your company because "he 'earned' your affection 'the right way'": mm, yeah.... sounds like some.... some real funny business is afoot... guess you'll have to stick close to me so I can keep you safe--

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It really is such a treat to me that I was already goofing around with "hey guys what if [concept where Reader has a poly couple or an entire yandere community]" and then Date Everything comes along "here's a house of over 100 pansexuals who saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe and they don't mind all sharing you by the way"

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You need to move off of Google Docs!

I know some people have seen the news recently and may be doubtful of it. To the uninformed, Google Docs has started using AI to find "inappropriate" and "problematic" content, scraping your documents and deleting it. I know some people are unsure if this is real or think this is not going to affect them.

I regret to inform you that this is real.

As I was on a call with some writers and we were moving our documents as a precautionary measure, one person discovered entire pages missing that they did not delete themselves. This is happening to us, it's not a hoax or a rumor, it's happening right now. You need to move everything if you want to preserve it.

If you're a writer with writer mutuals, please reblog this so they know. I rarely write on Google Docs anymore, but I started my fanfics on there, and I would be devastated if I lost works more than ten years old because people decided marketing appeal is more important than creative freedom.

EDIT READ THIS: https://www.tumblr.com/bravehyde/790422701153157120/hi-can-we-have-any-sort-of-source-about-the

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if the new Superman is so woke then why is it directly correlating to an influx in all of my yandere Superman/Lex Luthor x Reader stalker fetish posts? Think about THAT conservatives! Love LOSES!

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I'm so fucking goofy and stupid and funny and weird. I spend so many hours for years coming on here with you guys, "hey wouldn't it be so cool if like, this big handsome guy with all this money rescued you from how much you hate yourself and how shitty being poor is AND ALSO he's really good at eating pussy???"

but suddenly me coming on here to tell you guys I'm tripping mushrooms for the very first time and I hope you guys are having a good day and being kind to yourselves is suddenly too intimate like ok you goofy high bitch go put your pants back on and eat the ice cream in the freezer

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cannot emphasize enough how funny and entertaining it is that sometimes when I'm out of the media/news loop my posts can actually genuinely be like, the tin cans on a tripwire alarm to let me know when new media has come out or something has been announced. "Oh gee I sure wonder why my yandere Lex Luthor posts are suddenly picking up out of nowhere-- wait a new Superman movie just came out????"

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You can save in DE on your own time too, you dont have to rely on the autosave.

My dumbass saw the message about the autosave feature and assumed it was automatically on and didn't realize it wasn't until I went to see if I could manually save before bed. Good news is, now I know, so I'm probably going to just restart? I don't know, maybe I should just keep playing the game on my first attempt and THEN circle back and try to get the three 100 Love/Hate/Friends endings? Unless someone fan brcome your friend first and then lover later? I know I apparently messed up Stella's first interaction and we were friends when I'm trying to Love everyone

Either way everyone I've met (with the exception of a few) are so cute and quirky and friendly so far! I still have to unlock the rest of this house though....

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OK HANG ON

After this interaction I apparently got a collectible from him and-

'No need to read those titles' OK bet, let me squint my shitty eyes here and--

"A GAY DUMBBELL FUCKED MY CAR'S BUTT AND NOW THEY'RE BOTH PREGNANT" (by Chuck Pringle)

people were joking that this game was inspired by Sungwon Cho's "Chairem Anime" skits from his vine era but now I'm convinced this is definitely a mixed inspiration project 😂

there's a chuck tingle reference in date everything and I'm fucking dying

me and the spirit of literature are about to get along SO well

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I would ask you guys what your favorite Dateables are but as I'm quickly discovering there are a FUCKING LOT OF THEM and I don't want to get spoiled 👀 I knew it was gonna be the right decision to buy the game and see everyone for myself! I'm gonna be tagging any posts from now on as "date everything spoilers" just because there are so many characters, I'm sure some of you would like to discover them for yourself!

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there's a chuck tingle reference in date everything and I'm fucking dying

me and the spirit of literature are about to get along SO well

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I need to clarify that when I said "working computer", I didn't mean "if my computer was working I'd be writing already", I meant to be able to play and fully enjoy the game, which would eventually lead to me maybe making content since playing it hands on would let me experience everything, but 👀 I can't help but notice 👀 that it's on the Switch so 👀 I think I'm gonna start avoiding more spoilers and give myself a little treat later this week ^^

If I had a working computer you guys would probably already be getting yandere Date Everything content and I'm not even remotely joking. What do you mean most of the items and even CONCEPTS in my house are either really hot or incredibly sweet and all of them want to fuck me. We're gonna fuck our existential dread, everybody!!

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If I had a working computer you guys would probably already be getting yandere Date Everything content and I'm not even remotely joking. What do you mean most of the items and even CONCEPTS in my house are either really hot or incredibly sweet and all of them want to fuck me. We're gonna fuck our existential dread, everybody!!

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I realized i haven't posted in ages, so, just a small update I guess!

It kind of took a while for things at my second job to get sorted out, and to be honest there's still some communication issues, but now that it's picking up, I like it a lot and I can even make extra money through tips which is really nice. The other day i actually made an extra full hours wages in just tips which is nice. It's still been kind of weird since both jobs are going back and forth with how many or how little hours I get, but I'm slowly catching up and able to pay bills and pinch little bits into savings. It HAS been a little overwhelming and I think Allister has been getting lonely being by himself more but I might try and adjust my schedule for my main job and maybe have one less day a week just to try and avoid burnout

Allister has been eating and is still hanging in there but I do still plan on getting him treated, it's just taking some time because there are weeks where im scheduled only 3 or even only 2 days a week from my main job. His mother Duchess has also been having thyroid problems and has needed bloodwork, so I may use some of my extra funds to send my mom money to help with all of that.

I've been able to go to more local social events and meet more people and have fun and make friends and that's been nice since I've been pretty isolated living alone. I actually went to a lake party last week and met some fun people and got some tasty treats. Also to just come out and say it the state I live in became a recreational weed state a couple years ago and that's finally starting to pick up so for example there's a club on Wednesdays that I've been going to where I just go and chill and hangout with people and you'll have people literally give you free weed because they grow shit and want feedback. Have you ever been trapped in an endless blunt rotation where you're with like 10 other people and there's 3 or 4 joints being passed around and you barely pass one on before another is handed to you. I got passed a hash hole the other day and even though I have an extremely high tolerance, I was feeling that shit 😩❤️

But yeah, I'm hanging in there! I've gone to make little posts or prompts or yandere stuff but I've just been pretty busy, and or tired. It gets to the point where I'm running around so much that I just really want to relax in my downtime, or catch up on sleep. I'm still around though! I guess i just need to try and figure out a new routine now that I'm working two jobs since some things have started slipping like my cooking or me watering plants and stuff. It's hard to keep a good rhythm but I'm doing my best!

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i feel so completely directionless