Me, a serious journalist, when the NYPD shoot a man multiple times, shoot a random woman in the leg, shoot another random bystander in the head (just a graze, no biggie!), and shoot a cop in the stomach, because they were trying to stop someone from evading the $2.90 fare:
"Police said bullets had struck an officer and various people"
The very centre of Kyiv, the capital of Ukraine, this morning on July 8th, 2024, while the West is safely enjoying their collective security after pressuring Ukraine to give up all its nukes to Russia and destroy all its flight bombers and intercontinental ballistic missiles in exchange for Independence and security guarantees
American Crows in Florida are small with large feet. Crows in the Pacific Northwest were formerly known as the Northwestern Crow and considered to be a separate species until 2021. They are slightly smaller and have a deeper voice.
If I spat the bile this rose in my throat in this fascist, death-worshipping maniac's face it would melt the flesh off his skull.
At the same time as Dems were pouring sympathy on the orange baby's boo boo today, Israel massacred nearly a hundred Palestinians in the designated safe zone of al-Mawasi. The only hospital in Gaza is just barely functioning after having been shut down by the Zionists. Of the three hundred injured it's unsure who will be able to get any treatment or survive.
It’s always calling grown women “girls” until a 12 year old girl gets pregnant by rape or a 6 year old Palestinian girl is murdered. Now little girls are all “women”
Suits is basically just Hannibal but instead of mads mikkelsen baiting a neurospicy dude into killing (and occasional cannibalism), it’s just a lawyer baiting a neurospicy dude into lawyerism (and occasional fraud). With dumb soap opera subplots.
They’re so dumb I love it
PS: btw I know that quality wise those shows are not comparable, Hannibal is literally art and suits is just for fun, but I thought the comparison was fun 🙃
the rdr fandom is so funny bcs on one side you have horsegirls who play dressup with arthur, pick flowers with him, make him the cutest little fluffball in existence, a little bbgirlyfied cutie patootie, and then theres sports lovin' 12yo boys who make him a cold blooded serial killer thats wanted in 14 states and 7 countries for the most heinous crimes imaginable