#uppies!

[ageremoji]

More uppies emoji! || With and without paci! <3

[mxmoth]

WYATT SICKS on WWE RAW | 12-23-24

[ratatatastic]

[raccoonzinspace]

Feral Pet Irkens: The Monster Under the Couch

Human: *Walks by the couch, only to have his leg attacked* OW- *Looks under the couch and sees Feral Pet Zim*

Feral Pet Zim: *Does a little tail swish and tush wiggle, then darts out from under the couch and climbs up the human's leg for uppies*

Human: *Recoils a bit as the little creature's sharp claws sink into his shirt, then holds the little stinker in his arms* What am I going to do with you, Zim...

Feral Pet Zim: *Happy little trills and purrs as he rests in the human's arms*

[bonesorchard]

i look mommy here

[blossomview]

Sixteen Miles Out

[wishfulsketching]

Season 1 Silco, my beloved

[brightlotusmoon]

Spouse and I say Uppies to our cats all the time, so of course we say it to each other when getting out of bed in the morning.

Since I have a human version of CH, I wobble every time. We joke about it. Wobble until we're up.

If at first you do not Uppies, wobble-try again

[heartwarminganimals]

I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.

[monkesupreme]

dense, neutron star of a man. His weight fluctuates based off of the amount of sun hes been exposed to, and the amount of water ingested, so a very healthy kryptonian easily weighs around 350-400 lbs/ 158-181 kgs. Martha quickly traded in her lawn chairs for sturdy, solid wood, rocking chairs for the front porch as he got older, but Clark seems to be drawn to the flimsy lawn chairs like a moth to a flame.

(Hes prone to shouting for his Ma or Pa when hes scared awake, old habit hes never broke out of lol)

Bonus: a regular day for Bruce

[thetoyboxs]

They've got they're work cut out for them

[bringbackmaes14]

Every time I see someone draw Logan laying on Wade or being held by Wade and they're like "ignore that his adamantine ass weighs like 300 lbs" I remember two things:

Firstly I remember that the "300(ish) lbs" is accounting for his comic height of 5'3", not his Hugh Jackman height of 6'1", which probably means we're not looking at a 300 lbs boyfriend. We're looking at like a 500 lbs weighted blanket boyfriend.

Secondly I remember that Wade, at least in the early comics, has super strength. I don't remember exactly how much he can lift, but with an ability with super strength he's gotta be able to lift at least 500 lbs. Plus, like, y'all, we all saw the Honda Odyssey fuck fight scene. Wade was tossing Logan around just as much as Logan was tossing around Wade.

So I don't wanna hear any more of this "but Logan is too heavy for Wade! 🥺" stuff. You give that Wade his heavy weighted blanket boyfriend. Put that Wolverine in his lap, he's got him. You show Logan getting uppies. Get that senior citizen in a bridal carry.

[theonlyren]

@realpokemon

Someone wants attention.

Vivi you aren’t a lap Eevee anymore and haven’t been one for like 9 years. Stop. :p

[p1nkshield]

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

[purpleminte]

A guy who is little daily.