#uppies!

[raccoonzinspace]

Feral Pet Irkens: The Monster Under the Couch

Human: *Walks by the couch, only to have his leg attacked* OW- *Looks under the couch and sees Feral Pet Zim*

Feral Pet Zim: *Does a little tail swish and tush wiggle, then darts out from under the couch and climbs up the human's leg for uppies*

Human: *Recoils a bit as the little creature's sharp claws sink into his shirt, then holds the little stinker in his arms* What am I going to do with you, Zim...

Feral Pet Zim: *Happy little trills and purrs as he rests in the human's arms*

[bonesorchard]

i look mommy here

[p1nkshield]

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

[theonlyren]

@realpokemon

Someone wants attention.

Vivi you aren’t a lap Eevee anymore and haven’t been one for like 9 years. Stop. :p

[blossomview]

🍊🍒🥞

[atompalace-official]

[malkshake]

• Redbubble • TeePublic • Wallpapers • InkedGaming

Trash connoisseur pandas now up

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I take back my former Luo Binghe design. Big Buff Binghe is too standard. It's expected. The sillier angle to take is: manifesting his small, needy dog energy into physical form.

[ookamihanta]

super sons week 2023 day 3 - Animal Lovers

A slight au where Damian and Jon get Krypto and Titus as puppies together as kids.

@super-sons-week-2023

[vor-leser]

theyre so funny to me <3

[sweetfoxmojis]

Uppies any1?

[naturesphinx]

Nature and cottagecore

[fanaticalthings]

Just thinking about how Jason had a bit of a rough childhood and considering the state his parents were in, I feel like he probably wasn't held much?

So can you imagine Jason getting carried by Bruce for the first time and absolutely loving it, but he's too afraid to show how much he actually enjoys it, which gives Bruce the impression he shouldn't do it often, until Jason has to shyly ask B to pick him up like how a 5yo would be asked to be carried by their parent like:

[Jason lightly tugging on Bruce's shirt]

Bruce, looking down at him: What is it, Jay? Do you need something?

and it's just Jason hesitantly raising his arms up hoping Bruce will get the message sjoajdiididjns

and ofc Bruce is absolutely elated that his son loves to be held by him and squeezes him extra tightly when he picks him up

[doweesig]

Moldy Creatures, they're so itchy 💖

Based on the Color Me Mario plushies

[blossomview]

San Antonio Hot Springs, New Mexico, USA 🇺🇸