'I was to be a ham' / Replies as potentialforlicentiousness
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Sullivan’s later collaborations with Gilbert
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every time i see the word peonies without context
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me at karaoke: y’all got the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald on there
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Me, reading back the comments I've left on yougov daily chats: Oh ho ho, I am a wit
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Is it possibile not to love him immensely? 😂😂😂
[Michael on X]
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Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again
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you ever start wondering about your cat’s genealogy? like ooooh I wonder if one of your ancestors was a mouser on a whaling vessel. maybe 175 years ago someone carried your ancestor up to that mountain you were born on, transported them by covered wagon in a wicker basket all the way to that old log cabin as a little girl’s birthday gift.
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who wants to see my favorite statue
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I put a net over my garden to keep her out and she somehow managed to still get in 😂 Caught looking like she robbed a bank
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i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good
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“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“
WRONG QUESTION!
WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?
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