#up the WAZOO

[dyingnerdyprude]

thats literally gary goldstein attorney at law

[siltyriver]

Ride AND Die AU

(Danny Phantom DanDash Prompt #1)

AU in which Dash has been part of the squad since third grade and goes into the portal with Danny (as a show of solidarity against Tucker and Sam’s annoying nagging) and they both come out half-dead. There are now TWO ghost boys running around Amity Park.

With a heaping load of angst: Danny for letting Dash go with him into one of his parents’ malfunctioning contraptions and Dash for accidentally tripping Danny and making the damned thing turn on in the first place and of course Sam and Tuck for egging them on and resulting in their two best friends dying and not to even mention the fact that Danny’s parents now want to hunt them both for sport and disect them in the name of science

But also a healthy load of fun and fluff: the boys learning how to use their powers together, increasingly absurd excuses to get out of classes/events to go fight ghosts, and a super fun and convenient mind and/or physical link caused by the two being in such close proximity during the accident (they were totally hugging, but who can blame them, really)

Sam: Guys I think the term is ‘Ride OR Die’ not ‘Ride AND Die’

Dash: Well maybe we’re just more serious about this friendship than you are, Manson

Danny: Yeah, Sam, we’re deadly serious. Get on our level

Tucker: I feel like two dead friends is enough actually

Dash: You’re right, two’s a party but three’s a crowd

Sam: What’s four, then?

Danny: A funeral procession

[sangrefae]

does anyone else spend a concerning about of time thinking abt laios being the one to kill chimera falin or am i just unwell

[charmac]

Do you guys think Dennis' 1993 Range Rover... was his starter car?

He would have been ~16 in 1993 and Barbara absolutely would have bought him a new car as soon as he had a license, convincing Frank for the fact that it meant he wouldn't have to deal with ever driving Dennis/Dee anywhere, and the fact that Barbara was snooty rich to a point where there was no way she'd ever buy a used car for her son.

Dennis has his car from episode one, where he's already insanely attached to it; he loves it more than really anything else, and the thing that really really sends him over the edge in The Gang Misses The Boat is the fact that his car is called a starter car.

And the thing about Dennis is that he loses control of his emotions the worst when he's faced with the reality he ignores.

[shivroy]

what if the tomshiv baby wasn't aborted and turned out to be just like a weird cunt. this is my unadulterated vision

[doddsmountain]

Art dump

[sreppub]

attempt at aging up jay and tim to go with the dicks. not sure if successful. i think thats dave bautista and a webtoons yaoi professor

[ur-online-vegan]

i am tired of privileged people saying veganism is "too hard" to do. recognize your agency. take responsibility.

[nedlittle]

i think the next time tumblr makes up a movie in three-four months time it should be an unfinished 1934 screwball that was shut down halfway through production when the hays code came into action and as a result only exists as a half-edited 30 minute negative that mgm was supposed to burn but didn't. i think that would be fun

[fahye]

A Power Unbound

Secrets! Magic! Enemies to… something more? Jack Alston, Lord Hawthorn, would love a nice, safe, comfortable life. After the death of his twin sister, he thought he was done with magic for good. But with the threat of a dangerous ritual hanging over every magician in Britain, he’s drawn reluctantly back into that world. Now Jack is living in a bizarre puzzle-box of a magical London townhouse, helping an unlikely group of friends track down the final piece of the Last Contract before their enemies can do the same. And to make matters worse, they need the help of writer and thief Alan Ross. Cagey and argumentative, Alan is only in this for the money. The aristocratic Lord Hawthorn, with all his unearned power, is everything that Alan hates. And unfortunately, Alan happens to be everything that Jack wants in one gorgeous, infuriating package. When a plot to seize unimaginable power comes to a head at Cheetham Hall—Jack’s ancestral family estate, a land so old and bound in oaths that it’s grown a personality as prickly as its owner—Jack, Alan and their allies will become entangled in a night of champagne, secrets, and bloody sacrifice… and the foundations of magic in Britain will be torn up by the roots before the end.

Coming November 2023

PRE-ORDER: US

PRE-ORDER: UK

ADD ON GOODREADS

[kaeyas-beloved]

omg... no sympathy november where every day in november i post the most heart-wrenching genshin angst i can think of and enjoy everyone's cries of sorrow as i drink their tears... >:)

[galehautstomb]

to whoever came up with the "hangster wedding is the equivalent of the royal wedding for the navy" headcanon I'm forever in your debt, that is a god-tier concept, I'm obsessed, those wedding invitations would be worth more than a fighter jet costs

[ickypuppi3]

billy and steve who go their separate ways only to bump into each other at some club in the 90’s and hook up and get real messy with it my beloved

[clockwaysarts]

Brain dead doodle wip (edit, as in I'm brain dead. Not the ship... moku drew rhe brain dead ship kid lol. Lots of kid AUs the last bit). Because I am weak for a cute grandfather Bruce. (And I blame @mokulule.)

[knights-unwelcommentary]

Coca Cola is announcing their very first recycling plant in my country, and to that I say fuck you managing your waste is the bare minimum you don't deserve a standing ovation for it

I'll only believe a company is environmentally conscious for realsies when their plans for the future involve down-scaling production

[loch-genesis]

putting my 1/2 a sculpture degree to WORK on this harrow cosplay yall