#unlikely actually

[urlocalwormtoday]

on one hand, cringe culture is dead. on the other hand, it festers in me like a virus. on the third hand, do not ask where I am getting the hands, the word cringe is carved into my bones like a default setting and I cannot escape it anyway

i wanna make a tadc oc </3

its happening. I am returning to my roots the world is ending

I guess it's either embrace it or tear yourself apart trying to rip it out of who you are, and the latter never works. I've tried

CELEBRATE BEING ODD CREATURES GUYS !!!!! CELEBRATE HAVING INTERESTING AND OVERALL STRANGE PRESENCE

sheepishly, I am allowing more of myself to creep onto this platform like lichen. or a weed. nobody bring any weedkiller near me I will spontaneously combust I'm dead serious

[ifriqiyyah]

"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[paintedcrows]

In my heart, Ford once went to an ice dimension and got Really Good at ice skating, and now he's absolutely insufferable about it.

[cable-salamdr]

I see Frak on the Ninja team, I go insane. I think about Arin for two seconds with this new knowledge, and I go insane even more. Thank you and gnight.

(Vaguely based off of this post of mine)

[unsanctitude]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand. 1 skunt

[yuukirita]

In Babybee AU how Autobots is doing with bee meets each other are they going be okay for him?

I'm not sure what you're asking- But yes. In the BabyBee au the autobots are doing a good job at taking care of him... Eventually.

If you're asking how he reacts to them- well he's happy to see a lot of different bots! Though he is now very aware he is 'Accidentally stomped on' height.

I just think Ultra Magnus rarely looks down- but after this he has a presentation about the importance of looking where you walk. Especially since this ISN'T THE FIRST TIME HE'S BEEN STEPPED ON. He also tries to make B-127 more visible but He's already bright yellow... So he puts a balloon on him.

Ultra Magnus takes safety very seriously.

[uncanny-tranny]

Learning to internalize the message above, but art is in all of our bones. If you feel afraid to create art because it won't be "good enough," it's worth it to explore why you feel that fear. Creating art is one of the basic impulses of people, and if you want to create art, then you absolutely must.

[dreadark]

the difference between till at the start of round 6 and round 7

he doesn't seem like he's trying at all during round 6, having already fully given up living after losing mizi

but in round 7, even though he's lost even more, he's clearly putting all he has left into it

and the reason for that... has to be ivan, right?

he must have recognized ivan sacrificed himself for him, so for the sake of ivan's feelings till tries his absolute best to respond to them and perform that till sings at all here is for ivan

...but at the same time ivan is what haunts him

obviously, right? there's no way watching someone you were so close to you die like that right in front of you can give you actual "strength" (and this isn't even getting into the kiss...) contrary to ivan's (clearly wrong) conviction that till doesn't care enough for him to become a trauma to him, that's exactly what happens

this inextricable mix of love and hate, hurting and healing... this is the tragedy of their relationship to the end no matter how much ivan and till care for each other, they can't ever cure each other

[wardingshout]

alttp manga cover redraw

[panakina]

It's important to me that gothamites are fucking insufferable to anyone not from Gotham. The rest of New Jersey wants to kick them out of the state. Its not even the wacky crimes and obscene murder rates, its the gothic melodrama of it all, the puff of cigarette smoke and gravelly 'this city' while looking across a dark and dreary vista that has everyone else rolling their eyes.

[cryptidotter]

Ianthe said "I saw you and your gf from across the bar and the vibes were truly cursed, please do hit me up for a throuple someday"

[stealingpotatoes]

shows you my dragon age protagonists like an obnoxious parent showing you pictures of their babies

(commission info // tip jar!)

[andstuffsketches]

Maybe not Impulse, But I think she would date Cissie

a glimpse into a possible future....

[bluebells-and-dragonflies]

God, the intimacy of Astarion feeding from you.

Astarion drinking from your neck as he pulls your body closer to his in bed, his chest up against your back, his arms wrapped around your waist. It's a casual thing, now, his whispered can I? and your answering nod, as much a part of your bedtime routine as your bath or his curl care. You sigh as his fangs pierce your skin and his fingers flex against your stomach. His breath hitches when the taste of you hits his tongue, and that's familiar too, the physicality of it, the noises he makes low in his throat as he drinks, the way he grows warmer against you as your blood begins to flow through his veins. Nothing else makes you feel so heady, so intoxicated- so comforted.

Astarion drinking from your wrist when he’s starving for it and can’t wait to get you more comfortable. Pulling him into an alleyway one night on the way home from the Elfsong because you can see how badly he's craving in the way he can't keep his eyes off of the pulse point in your neck. He seizes your arm with both hands (can I? Yes-), bringing the soft skin on the inside of your wrist to his lips. He has just enough presence of mind to kiss the heel of your hand distractedly before he bites, fangs sliding through your skin and into the vein. The sound he makes can only be described as a growl, something feral and possessive (and you'll never tell him that it turns you on, since he would be insufferable about it- a promise to yourself that lasts exactly as long as the space between the moment and the next time you're tipsy and want him).

(NSFW Below!)

Astarion drinking from your inner thigh, one hand holding your leg steady and the other cupping your cunt. You groan, eyes shut in pleasure, as his thumb comes to rub your clit. The pain of the bite is barely pain this way- it collides with the pleasure in your belly and sends you almost out of your mind, overwhelmed with sensation and heat. He takes you all the way there, takes just enough from you to have you relaxed and pliant and soaring somewhere above your own body, plays you like an instrument with all the knowledge of you he's gathered over the months, the years. He knows when you're close, knows to crook his fingers inside you just so, knows the reaction he's going to get when he pulls away from your thigh for just a moment and looks up at you with dark eyes and tells you to come for him, he wants to see it, you fall apart so beautifully and it's all for him, isn't it, tell him how good he makes you feel and when you climax with his voice in your ear and the scent of blood on the air he has the audacity to laugh at how well he understands you, your body.

He's soft, after, softer than he'll ever be with anyone who isn't you. He licks you clean before he takes you to the bath, carrying you with the strength your lifeblood gives him. It's the least he can do for you, with everything you've given him: not just your body, but your trust, your closeness, and he will never stop being grateful.

[fsheryy]

lack of posting can be attributed to these freaks. you know what to do boys