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(to the tune of waterloo by ABBA) water blue! sometimes is green due to algal bloom!

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i know it's been said many times before but i will never get over how jacob anderson, a british man with a british accent, not only nailed a louisiana creole accent but also developed a studiously (almost eerily) generic accent that louis uses in the present AND showed the first accent bleeding into the second accent at key moments as a way of aurally externalizing his character's inner journey. what did god put in this man when she created him.

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Everyone say thank you to queer ally Lanfear for bubble of evil-ing everybody EXCEPT aviendha and elayne. Everyone else is busy fighting off nightmarish forces of evil and the gal pals are enjoying date night. She did that for the girls and the gays. Groundbreaking advancements in intersectional feminism (I hope they intersect some more).

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genuinely believe your top 3 the locked tomb women could say just so so much about you

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obsessed with these being the reactions to shaunahat so far

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“I didn’t think this was the time for dirty talk, but I can roll with it,” she said. “Choke me, Daddy”

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Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!

Mobei-Jun: ...what?

Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!

Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born

Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed

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I am once again just. So messed up about the fact that Gideon Nav sat in Harrow’s skull and saw exactly what God did to her. She saw how he lied and gas lit her. She was there when Harrow was hunted like an animal over and over again and she was there when she begged God for safety and he did nothing. The girl that she literally died for! Gideon got to see some of the worst pieces of that man.

Then boom that’s her dad.

No wonder she’s so fucking miserable.



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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.

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Also it's very much a cooperative effort with Faramir. He says let US do this, and they do It's about partnership and healing together, it's very much not about punishing Eowyn specifically. I get that warrior women are very cool, but Tolkien is an anti-war author through and through, so all his characters' happy endings are about giving up the sword

“What do you fear, lady?” Aragorn asked.

“Surface-level anti-femenist interpretations of my character,” Éowyn said. “To kill a major antagonist and then to become a healer and have people say that it’s because I’m a woman or something. I’m a complex character.”

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I OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STORE | SEVERANCE | 16 TONS

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You don't have to like weed but I find people who are vehemently anti-weed but claim to be left leaning infuriating. If you go into a rage because you smelled someone smoking pot, how the fuck do you expect to form community with people addicted to meth? It's easier to say you hate smokers than to say you hate all drug users in leftist spaces because one makes you sound a bit like a square while the other is the writing on the wall. You aren't anti-weed, you're anti-drug user and anyone who uses substances is not safe around you.