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He simply wishes to relieve you of your suffering :)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#dnd#tiefling#half orc#my art#aharhel carmeros#yess i finally named him#hes a big dude#but completely harmless#unless hes forced to fight#he was given to a priest who held similar views as the weeping friars so#he only began to get ilmaters blessing once he#unlearned all that#basically when he set out on his own#my bland sweetheart#hes kinda uptight and struggles with some anger#but his heart is golden
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Watched the true Potential episodes again.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#kai smith#kai jiang#ninjago kai#Man#kai was NOT doin' well mentally huh.#like- heres the guy who kidnapped your sister and kinda ruined your life by forcing you to leave your home to save her#hes your roommate now#youre not allowed to be mad at him or anything hes just here#dont be suspicious of him bc hes holding all four golden weapons nooooo#dont try to fight him to prove your worth because all the others unlocked their true potential and you feel like shit#yeah no just listen go sensei wu and trust the guy completly his SON is in there ik he like kidnapped ur sister and hasnt shown any sign-#of caring for family but like. trust me. he does.#oh yeah your gonna have to hold ALL your anger at the dude in no matter what unless you eanna get ostrasized and yelled at.#caspy speaks
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I think the most baffling thing about the Tulpar as a vessel to me is the fact that the ship really did only have a one way communication system.
I know it was cheap but even the most basic of vessels regarding major transport would have some way, shape or form for outside communication. Not only that but there was absolutely no form of innate emergency signal to show they may have been offline or in trouble despite clearly having a system to dock credits if they went off course. It's another factor that really shows that bad situations are made to get worse by design. One person who is required to relay all information to the crew and make all the choices without feedback. No way to update or call for help in case of a dire situation. No way to inform of inner personal conflicts and acquire procedures accordingly.
It really is like they are all in some sort of fucked up solitary confinement. They have their own world with strict roles that are meaningless in the end, as long as the cargo makes it, it doesn't matter what happens on that ship to the company. They don't want to hear anything and will come to conclusions on what happened based on how much pay they can withhold from the workers. Even what they do send is short, sterile and corporate to the extent it was likely written and sent out with a command by some random unmanned computer in an office.
There's something to be said about how unfair it is to force absolute power and control onto one person when you as an entity could do so much more to offload it but I've said it many times before so I won't again.
#its just like idk i dont think Curly was a bad captain because we only have this scenerio and I certainly dont think a man like Swansea#would like him or have very little issues with him specifically if he was incompentent or too lienent in the past but I do think the stress#was making him worse and worse as being a present leader as it dawned on him how much he actually had to handle like I really think he#just wanted to do yknow normal captain pilot stuff and fly the ship and yknow the little stuff like make sure things run right and over tim#the constant stress and strain of having to make every major choice started to grate on him and freak him out cause they cant even fucking#eat unless he pulls out the scanner and starts cooking like he has to choose the meal likely or have a vote and i make that part of the#reason he seems so indecisive and inactive is the fact he has to make the choice all the time and he's hoping he can at least make the crew#feel a little more in control of themselves as people by staying out of affairs like the game or disputes because god he literally has to#choose for them all the time like thats a lot of responsibility monitering their sleep their breaks food consumption thats all on him like#it really should be another persons job entirely as thats almost like absoulte contrl over the lives of everyone else that PE forces onto#that title and its also crazy how everyone accepts it even if they dont like it like they broke the food machine open rather than get the#scanner they all waited two months before Jimmy appointed himself leader its so scary how conditioned they all are to the environemnt#cause that sort of mindset is sadly real where people just wait everyone just waited until it was getting real dire and then they still#followed Jimmy without too many complaints like i saw a fic or post where Anya acknowledges they all kinda just let Jimmy do what they want#because he became the captain and it was stupid on all their parts cause they could clearly see how bad he was and yet he was captain so#they just fell in line to their roles and thats a bigger point towards how PE treated them and the complacency capitalism brings to you#just like something that irks me because idk I know Curly is slow to act but he's not as like unopinionated as people make him out to be#like he does try to find solutions but they are still restricted at the end of the day by what PE provides them and I think his biggest c#crime is being in his own head too much and not giving Anya that emotional stability cause like idk man was he supposed to go to Home Depot#himself and install like padlocks? even if the let Anya sleep in medical after she pointed it out she was already pregnant at that point#like we arent seeing the inherent issue that no one not even Anya herself was thinking of the preventative measures because a)there was a#point nothing was happening that necessitated them b) it would've been the responsibility of PE to address them pre and post incident and c#there is only one person on the entire ship given the authority to do anything. You can not make multiple important choices in one instance#in such little time and Curly should not have had that total power like i think the most interesting thing in takes that really blame Curly#is that level of control they give him over the company. Like again i think about the three days we miss between the eval/party and the#convo/crash like i think people switch them around as if those scenes happen in succession when they are broken up and its heavily implied#Curly and Jimmy just havent been talking vs the depiction that she told him and for like three days Curly was just chummy despite the fact#Jimmy and him just had a blow out fight like the next time we assume they talk is during the crash sequence cause he honestly hangs#around Anya more which i think is really important because she trust Curly to defend her himself but not his judgement to give her somethin#to defend herself as she knows he believes her but also knows she's not seeing the danger the same and its heartbreaking and more
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Binggeck has finally found his Shen Yuan, now he will never let him go again 🥰
#luo binghe#luo bingge#implied shen yuan but it’s just his hand#ignore the hand tbh#I put zero effort into it#binggeck is my favorite pun#he’s based on a tokay gecko#who have hella strong bite force#sy is literally never getting him off unless binggeck wants to let go#svsss#bingge#also the reference photo was clearly a wild tokay who was beat to shit from fighting other geckos#that’s why its feet are all wonky#and I was like you know what that fits#beat up binggeck with a history#i love him
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#john and kimmel are my guys but listen i do not think they'd fare very well in a fight#unless MAYBE you pissed john off enough that he starts beating you to death with a copy of your own search history#conan fights like one of those wacky inflatable arm flailing tube men and that terrifies me#jon's got all that pent up rage built up in him and he's just waiting to go apeshit i would not want to fuck with that little man#stephen could be a wild card but all he'd have to do is look at me and i would perish immediately#seth barely moves one inch and i pretend i have been shot so i don't have to fight him#i feel like craig is the only mfer here who can legitimately fight#stephen colbert#john oliver#jimmy kimmel#seth meyers#jon stewart#conan o'brien#craig ferguson#strike force five#strike force memes#strike force#last week tonight#the late show with stephen colbert#the late show#the colbert report#the daily show with jon stewart#the problem with jon stewart#the jon stewart show#jimmy kimmel live#late night with seth meyers#conan#conan o'brien needs a friend#late night with conan o'brien#the late late show
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Long Live the King
Chapter 10: Heart of a Storm
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Back in the other clearing, Dr. J is still trying to wake up Henrik. The side of his head was bleeding so the good doctor tended to that as fast as he could. But, he still wasn’t waking up and Dr. J was worried he could be concussed. Or… he probably was but he wasn’t sure the severity.
Thinking fast, Dr. J sees the remains of one of the jewel-like fruits from earlier. He grabs one and cuts into it and then waves the fruit in front of Henny’s nose, just trying to expose the smell of it.
Henny’s eyes shoot open and he shoots up, “Verdammter Scheiß!” he shouts then holds his hands over his nose, blinking tears out of his eyes. He looks up at Dr. J as he throws the rotting fruit away. “Juwel… what- happened? Where are the others?? Where’s Alt??”
“Alt f-freaked out and you got hurt- the others went to get him back,” Dr. J explains quietly. He inspects Henny’s eyes and looks relieved there’s not an immediate sign of a concussion. “Are you alright?”
“Ah… my head is aching but… I-I am okay…” He pushes himself up and then helps Dr. J up. “We should hurry to find our friends! What if more kelpies or scary monsters are out there??”
As if on cue, a faint humming whine starts approaching. There's a light in the distance, and it's getting closer. Aneirin has been casting the ball lightning spell over and over. Whenever the last one bursts into a small shockwave of electricity, he immediately creates a new one and rolls it across the floor. It burns through the undergrowth, leaving a black trail for him and Magnificent to follow. Magnificent has kept up with Aneirin this whole time- determined to find his cub.
Dr. J and Henny stiffen at the sound. Henny pushes JJ behind him and holds onto his pocket watch, faint magic shimmering around his hand. “M-Maybe that is Alt?”
“They went the other way…!” Dr. J whispers. He looks around and finds his bow and fumbles to nock an arrow.
The ball lightning bursts into the clearing and both the boys jump and exclaim in shock. Henny tries to cast a pause spell to keep the lightning in place.
Instantly, the ball freezes. It's almost beautiful, actually, with its arcs of electricity hovering in midair. But its still deadly.
Henny’s eyes widen. Holding this spell is already straining- it must be very powerful. “What is this??” He gasps.
And then the King appears. He stumbles to a stop, surprised to see these two all by themselves in the woods. Then he grins. "Well, isn't this a sight." And his eyes lock onto JJ's face. "A bit familiar, even."
Magnificent stumbles in right after the King, catching his breath. He’s about to ask why they stopped when he sees the others and he grins. “Well well well! If it isn’t my two favorite puppets!”
Henny gasps and pushes Dr. J more behind him, “M-Magnificent!”
JJ looks at the King and swallows nervously. He does not like how he’s looking at him. His hands tremble on his bow.
“Oh put that down Jameson- we both know you wouldn’t hurt a fly~” Magnificent chuckles before he turns deadly serious, growling at the two with glowing eyes. “Where is he?”
Henny’s eyes widen, then he glares at Mag, baring his teeth. “He is not here. And we will not let you hurt him anymore!” He grabs his watch and spins the dial backwards- trying to see if he can get the ball lightning to rush back at the King and Mag.
The King's eyes widen. "What in the damn--?!" It's going backwards?! No time to think about it! He runs out of the way, trying to grab Magnificent but his grip isn't tight enough and he slips free as he rushes to the side.
Magnificent tries to rush away but then the lightning hits him dead on, sending him flying back as he yells out. He lands in a heap, electricity crackling and burning at his skin.
Henny looks surprised- “T-that worked?” He whispers.
Aneirin winces. He looks at Henny. "You. Drop that device."
Henny’s eyes widen as the King commands him. He doesn’t hesitate and does so. The pocket watch stops glowing and falls to the ground with a soft ting.
The King lunges forward immediately to try and grab it, simultaneously sweeping his seax in an arc to deter the two from getting too close to him.
“No!” Dr. J cries out and tries to shoot his arrow to stop the King- but the seax sweeps it back and he gets away with the watch.
Henny shakes out his head, “H-Hey! That is not yours! Give it back!”
The King backs away a little, grinning, dangling the watch from its chain. "It's funny that people think a plea like that will actually work," he says.
Magnificent pushes himself back up with a growl and whirls on Henny, anger palpable in his eyes, “You miserable fake magician! I should string you up by your fucking neck!”
Dr. J nocks another arrow and shakily aims it again. “Not another s-step! Either of you!”
Raising the seax, electricity crackles outward. "Go on and try. Lightning is faster than arrows." The King glances back at Magnificent. "Don't get carried away, Mag." He pauses. "How hurt are you?"
Dr. J doesn’t lower his trembling arm- but he doesn’t shoot either. Henny looks around for his weapon.
“Not enough to keep me down,” Magnificent growls. He glances at the watch and snorts, “The tall one is useless without that watch. And Jackson has been very well conditioned… but he's weak. They won’t be useful Iike Alt… but we might could use them as… leverage?” He suggests, grinning towards the King.
Aneirin's eyes light up. He grins right back. "What a great idea. The others are sure to come back." He moves he seax to the side, slicing through the air, and green lightning circles around Henny and JJ, crating a rough barrier.
Henny and Dr. J cry out, backing up and bumping into each other’s backs.
Henny turns and glares at Magnificent and the King. “You will not win this! The Elders are already helping us! You all will lose!”
Aneirin grins. "And so you think this land's gods will swoop in to save you? Ha! Let me tell you something, Henrik. If they could stop me, they would have done it a thousand years ago."
Henny bares his teeth, “They have! The Winged Elder brought Alt back to us! I will not be scared of a pompous false snake of a King!”
Meanehile, Dr. J is trembling so hard, trying not to look Magnificent’s way- afraid of what he’s going to do to the both of them. He’s been trying so hard to be a rock for the others- but here… all he can remember is that dark dungeon cell, flickering with green light.
The King’s eyes flicker over to JJ. "And don't hide behind false confidence. I can tell you're scared. At least your companion isn't trying to hide it. Those are some strong memories, hmm?"
Dr. J’s gaze flickers to the King and he trembles more. He can see into his mind?! His mouth opens and closes but no sound comes out.
Magnificent giggles, “Now… isn’t that a good puppy? Remembering his place… to be seen and not heard.”
Dr. J’s eyes fizzle with static and he completely drops his weapons now, standing up straight.
Henny turns around to see this and desperately starts to shake JJ’s shoulders. “no no no! Juwel! no you can’t fall into that again! Please!”
Aneirin grins. He glances at Magnificent. "That's a helpful trick you have there."
Magnificent grins back, “I told you he’s very well trained~ not worth much but- very fun to mess with~!”
And then the King looks back to Henny, his expression darkening. "And you should not speak about things you know nothing about. This isn't your world. You don't know how it works. I'm betting that your Alt still hasn't been restored to how you remember, has he? So shut up and stand there and wait."
Henny yells out in anger, looking like he’s ready to burst through the lightning and fight the King and Mag. But, the King’s command has him freezing in place, lips snapping shut. His eyes are wide with terror but- he can’t move.
Magnificent looks delighted, “Oh this is gonna be such a sight to see~!” He giggles. “Our cub will be putty in our hands again~!”
"Indeed." The King flips the seax in his hand. "No use hiding, given how overt this is. So let's get ready for them to return. They can't have gone too far, can they?" He closes his eyes, casting out his senses for others' thoughts. "Yes... I can feel them coming closer. It won't be long now."
Magnificent eyes glow bright with mad hunger, “Good.”
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Alt kept trying to glitch ahead as they make their way back- but he’s in no condition to. So soon enough, Bro is carrying Alt to keep him from being reckless.
Jackieboy was worried they’d get lost after all that excitement so he used his bracelet- following the blue orbs back to their resting spot. But then… the orbs flicker and then pulse with purple light. Jackieboy freezes, then looks back at Alt and Bro. “…I-I don’t think that’s a good sign-“
Jackie speeds up a bit, taking the lead. "I don't know anything about magic, but that definitely doesn't seem like a good thing."
"Isn't purple--A-Alt had purple on him earlier, isn't it--the sign of--" Marvin stammers. He reaches back and grabs Henrik's hand, who's lingering behind, pulling him a bit quicker.
"Hurry!" Chase says, nocking an arrow while he runs.
Jameson sees him doing this and does the same.
Soon, the crackling green energy of lightning comes into view. Jackie draws both his swords. "It's not just him!" he says, voice rising in volume.
Alt is panicking, simultaneously wanting to hide and wanting to run to his friends. "No no no! Nonono!" He pops and fizzles in Bro's arms, curling up and gripping at his head with his good arm as the hero pushes to go faster.
Jackieboy draws his knife and tries to catch up to Jackie.
They burst out into the small clearing and see it. The circle of lightning with Henny and JJ frozen inside, and Magnificent and Aneirin standing there, waiting.
"Well hello there," Aneirin says, grinning. "Welcome to the circle."
Bro and Jackieboy cry out at seeing Henny and Dr. J stuck. JJ doesn't acknowledge them at all, but Henny's eyes try to flicker towards them, looking fearful.
Chase gasps. He hesitates, not wanting to hurt JJ and Henny.
But Jameson reacts instinctively, loosing the arrow he has drawn.
Aneirin is not expecting that at all. The arrow hits him square in the shoulder and he stumbles backwards. The branches of the Wyldwood rustle. For a moment, the green in his eyes flicker, replaced by blue. And then it steadies again. "Oh. We're doing that, then."
"Fuck yeah, Jameson!" Jackieboy shouts.
Magnificent yells out at Aneirin getting hurt and then stands in front of him, baring his fangs at the cluster in front of them.
Bro's eyes glow bright blue in anger, and he helps set Alt on the ground. "Let go of our fucking friends." He growls dangerously, pulling out his sword.
Magnificent cackles madly and strides forward, "Not until you give back something of ours."
Alt shudders at this, gripping at his head as it starts to fill with static again.
"Oh Alt~! Come here, kitten." Magnificent tries to command.
"N-No!" Alt wheezes, eyes flickering wildly again.
Magnificent frowns angrily, his eyes glowing bright. Then, he breathes and tries to let his voice ring out smooth and charismatically. "Come now, Gentlemen... This can all be solved without more bloodshed, hm? Just... come back with us, Alt. And we'll free your friends~"
"Oh sure, of course you will," Marvin drawls, venom in his voice. "Of course we should believe you, you look so trustworthy, I'm sure we can do whatever you say. I know that if I was you, and I am, in one case, I would kill the rest of us as soon as I had what I want."
"You're not helping, Marvin!" Jackie snaps. "Alt, don't listen to them! They're not going to keep their word."
Aneirin stands up straight, breathing heavily. He reaches for the arrow in his shoulder, raising his seax--and in one swift motion, severs the arrow's shaft close to where it's embedded in his skin. He doesn't even flinch as the seax comes so close to him. "You don't know we won't," he says calmly. "We're on our own path right now, it will be more beneficial to go our separate ways and avoid conflict."
Chase shakes his head. "You're lying," he whispers. "You've wanted to kill us for so long. You won't let us go."
A small smile flickers across Aneirin's face. "Well, this is a dangerous place. Perhaps I won't need to kill you."
"Yes, you sound like such a reliable person," Marvin mutters.
Alt grips harder at his head, whimpering and biting back his sounds of distress.
“Leave him alone! Stop fucking torturing my brother, you sick fucks!” Bro screams, energy crackling around his arms like lightning.
“We haven’t hurt him, Fantastic!” Magnificent grins, “He offered to help us~! Didn’t you, Alt?” He flashes his eyes and creates a false image of the TRVLR, broken from their arrival. Alt doesn’t understand what it is but he knows it’s important. “You’re helping us find a way home, right?”
Alt’s eyes fill with purple and his face relaxes slightly as he breathes, “…y-yes… I… I need to help… the TRVLR…. It’s broken. I… I have to get us home…” He says distantly.
He starts to straighten up and walk towards the King and Mag but Jackieboy lashes out and grabs his arm. “Alt no! He’s lying!”
Jameson helps pull Alt back. They LIE, Alt! he signs frantically. Remember that?! They hurt people! He hesitates, and then pulls down the neck bow he wears, revealing the faint + shaped scar on his throat. This is the King's fault!
Alt still tries to pull himself forward, but being pulled back by both Jameson and Jackieboy has his injures flaring in pain- snapping him out of trance for a second. He's able to catch Jameson's signs and see his scar. His eyes widen. "T-The King... t-took your-?!"
"No it's not," Aneirin says, putting a little bit of influence into his voice. "You're mistaken."
The influence washes over Alt though and his eyes flash and glaze over slightly.
Even the rest of the fantasy guys look a bit unsure at that, buying into the influence, but Chase shakes his head. "No. No. No! You can't do this! You're not going to do this!" He pulls the bowstring back and quickly fires. He can't bring himself to shoot Jack's body, so he aims for Magnificent.
Bro doesn't seem affected and as he sees Chase going for Mag, he yells and goes for the King.
Chase's arrow hits Mag in the stomach and he yells out and stumbles back, digging his claws around his wound. He looks at Chase with murder in his eyes. "I'll roast your head on a fucking SPIKE-!" He screeches. "Enough fucking games! Alt- get rid of Chase Brody!"
Alt stiffens, eyes trying to fill with Mag's toxic magic again and he gasps, trying to fight. But, soon enough he slumps, his eyes filling with purple. He turns on Chase and growls, drawing his own seax and lashing out to cut him.
The King blocks Bro's sword slash, effortlessly deflecting it with his own seax. He laughs. "Amateur work," he smirks, and slashes back, electrifying the blade of his weapon.
Bro screams as the king's blade slices down his chest, shocking his body and making him fall back in a trembling heap.
"CHASE!" Jackieboy cries. He hurries down to his side then shakily holds his knife out at the King, trying to protect Bro. "F-Fucking get away from him!"
Meanwhile, Chase sees Alt coming. He whirls around and blocks the cut with his bow. The blade cuts deep into the wood but doesn't break it. "Alt! No!"
"Chase!" Jackie runs for him.
"N-no, I got this, go help other-me!" Chase insists.
Jackie hesitates, then nods and runs after Bro.
Jameson grabs Alt from behind and pulls him away from Chase. Alt cries out as Jameson grabs him but he tries to shake him off, growling.
"Alt, listen to me!" Chase says. "You're stronger than this! We know this! All your friends know this! They cannot control you. They cannot control you."
For a moment, as the forest rustles, the sunlight coming from between the branches turns the antlers on his mask golden.
Alt briefly looks at Chase and his eyes flicker wildly. The magic seems to fade all together as he sees the golden antlers, his eyes widening. Then, he narrows them in determination and nods, green-blue glowing bright in his eyes. "... y-you're right. They can't." Then he smiles a bit, "... not when I have friends like you."
Chase grins. "Precisely. And you have more friends, too. Friends who are in danger right now." He jerks his head towards the circle where Henny and JJ are stuck. Alt grins too and nods.
Meanwhile, Marvin conjures a shield around him and Henrik, whose vacant expression has turned glazed as he twitches slightly. Marvin glances around frantically, wanting to help but wanting to protect Henrik more. He grabs him and shakes him, urgently trying to snap him out of this.
"Or what?" Aneirin grins. Jackieboy trembles back, nearly falling over Bro. "You think you can hold me off with your--" Suddenly, with a sudden bellow of a shout, Jackie appears and brings both his swords down on the King.
The man barely dodges in time to avoid a devastating blow. Jackie breathes heavily. "You... stay... away from them."
Aneirin blinks. Then grins. "Fine, then." And he attacks Jackie with his seax.
Jackie knocks it to the side but the King keeps his grip on it and darts closer, ducking under Jackie's attempted slash but having to back away again as a second slash follows up. The two of them stay like that for a few seconds, dancing around each other. Jackie's strength in his sword fighting was always his agility, but the King is faster.
By now, Marvin has managed to get Henrik somewhat back to himself. He's currently rummaging around through his bag, looking for something.
Behind him, Alt catches the glimpse of a bird amongst the trees.
Alt looks back towards the others. He catches the glimpse of the bird and his eyes widen. Then, they fill with green-white light and crackles with electricity as he grins.
He can feel it inside himself... the heart of a storm.
Magnificent yells out in rage at this and in a buzz of static turns into his tiger form and charges at Chase, Jameson and Alt.
Alt whips around and panics at seeing Mag charge and then tries to find that strength. He grabs Chase and Jameson and pulls them down with him.
In a buzz of energy that leaves the hair on their arms sticking up, they're suddenly surrounded by familiar, electric green-white wings coming from Alt's back. Chase and Jameson gasp in awe at seeing the wings again.
Magnificent isn't expecting this at all- and the wings sweep out and knock him back. He roars in pain and then skids across the ground, stilling into a sparking heap.
Alt's wings flare out and he looks at them and then himself and then he laughs. He's awake this time- in control.
Back by the King, Once it looks like Jackie has a handle on him, Jackieboy turns Bro over and starts pressing on his wounds. "Chase- Chase-! Stay with us... Please!" He cries.
Bro is gritting his teeth in pain, eyes shut as his wound burns and crackles from the electricity. But, The wound isn't bleeding- Jackieboy finds this out quickly. Soon enough, he blinks open his eyes and pushes himself up, panting but seeing Jackie in trouble. He grits his teeth and gathers up power in his hand- then tries to shoot lightning at the King.
Jackie feels the crackling of lightning behind him and jumps backwards barely in time. Bro's lightning hits the King square in the chest and he staggers backwards.
And something... strange happens.
The trees rustle, and the shadow beneath the King's feet writhes--then disappears. And for a few seconds the green disappears from the King's eyes, replaced by a normal blue. The seax slips from his hands and he breathes heavily, swaying on his feet like it's been a long time since he stood.
Those blue eyes dart around the Wyldwood, and a hoarse voice comes out of his throat. "Kawair--"
And then the shadow returns and the King suddenly collapses.
Chase watches Magnificent get pushed aside and scrambles up. He's just in time to see everything happen with the King. His eyes widen, and he silently mouths the word the King said. A word that, thanks to the translation spell, everyone knows. "Help me."
Bro's eyes widen and Jackieboy drops his knife in shock.
Alt's head also snaps to the King, with enough time to see the control drop.
As the King collapses, The lightning around JJ and Henny lessens but doesn't vanish--though the Command on Henny does. Henny blinks out of the Command and then backs up, going to try to shake Dr. J awake again. "J-Juwel!"
But- Dr. J wakes up almost immediately, magic snapping out of his eyes. He shudders and leans up against Henny, who catches him.
Marvin tentatively drops the shield now that the King and Mag are--at least temporarily--incapacitated. He walks up to the lightning circle trapping JJ and Henny, scanning it. "Hey," he says. And he kneels down to the ground, rolling something under the circle. It's a small glass bottle, with one half of it filled with purple liquid and another half filled with pink liquid. "Pour that out. Not all of it. But Henrik thinks it might help."
Behind him, Henrik gives a little wave.
Henny blinks and then perks up excitedly seeing the potion. He looks to Marvin and nods, popping open the bottle and pouring about half of it out.
The liquids pour out onto the ground. Once they start to mix, they form a white mist that spreads across the ground and rises up. The lightning flickers as the fog reaches it... then eventually stops.
Henny looks around excitedly and hurriedly helps Dr. J up and out of where the lightning was- just in case it comes back. "T-Thank you! Mein gott... that was awful...."
JJ nods silently, clinging to Henny's side.
"The magic in the potion might be interfering with the magic in the lightning," Marvin explains. "Something about how the spirit's power is so different. They repel each other. Like the ends of two lodestones." He glances at Alt. "Probably also helps that your friend is distracting him."
Distracting is a way of putting it.
Alt's eyes flare brighter and- he does something reckless. He knows he won't have long before this burns the magic out of him.
He needs to extend the timer.
He finds one of the magic fruits again and takes a huge bite before shaking himself out, letting his magic fizzle bright around him. Then, in a mix of flying and glitching, he makes his way over to the King, landing in front of him and flaring his wings out in an intimidating display.
Jackieboy gasps, "A-Alt?"
Jackie backs away to make room for Alt. He looks confused, but glances at his other self and nods. "Let's let him work," he says.
The King stirs soon, lifting his head--revealing that his eyes are green again. Aneirin looks up at Alt. For a moment he goes a bit pale. But then he scowls. "What? Do you think you can scare me?" He starts reaching for his seax.
Alt smirks, "Kinda." He lashes out to try to grab the King by his collar.
Aneirin gasps slightly as Alt grabs the collar of his shirt, then scowls and grabs Alt's wrist, trying to push him away...but the blast Bro hit him with has left his muscles weak. Or is it that his control over the body is still shaky? No! He won't let that happen! He's been here for years now, he won't lose it now. Silently, he glares at Alt, waiting for whatever he's trying to do.
Alt's eyes are like an angry storm as he growls. The air is electric around them- almost suffocating. "I should fucking just end you for all the suffering you've caused! For all the shit you've put us through!" He opens up his other hand and a massive ball of green blue lightning forms.
Bro's voice cracks as he tries to call out, "A-Alt! No!"
"No no no no no!" Chase rushes forward. "Alt, he's possessed!"
Jackie almost grabs Alt's shoulder but then stops, deterred by the electric wings. "Chase is right, there's—there's—y-you're talking to a possessive spirit right now—'spiolash', we call them. I-it's taken over the real King's body."
"And has been in control for the past seven years!" Chase adds. "W-we can't—Jack—"
Alt stops himself as everyone yells at him. His eyes widen as they explain he's possessed. Especially when he hears the name Jack.
Aneirin grins. "I don't think you'll be able to convince him that easily, Chase mak Brody," he whispers. Maybe if he can throw Alt off by opposing this, he'll be distracted for long enough for him to grab his seax.
"Didn't you see that just now?!" Chase asks. "H-he was there for a moment! He—" He looks down at the King. "I know you're still in there! W-we're working on it, I-I promise!"
Aneirin laughs as he feels Aodhan trying to call out to Chase. Poor fool. Fools, actually. The both of them.
Alt looks back down at the King with a conflicted expression. His grip on him loosens for a second before he holds on a little tighter.
"Alt- please!" Bro calls out, "Hear them out!"
Alt seems too angry for a second, his expression getting stormier and his wings rising higher. He brings the King closer to him, their faces just barely touching. For a scary second- it looks like he might actually try to hurt him. Then, his expression softens as he tries to look past those hateful green eyes- towards whoever is trapped inside. "... you said you needed help. How can I help?"
Aneirin scowls. "I don't know what you think you can do, you idiot," he hisses, tightening his one-handed grip on Alt's wrist. "You don't understand. None of you do. I am eternal. You can't defeat me."
"Shut up! For the love of the Deaths!" Marvin shouts.
"I-I, uh, I usually talk to Jack through dreams--these magic ones," Chase explains. "I don't--know if you can do that--"
Alt bares his teeth at Aneirin, more electricity sparking between them. Then, Chase's statement makes a hazy memory come back.
Of... another man- that looked like him. He had glitched into Dr. J... and came out, waving his hand. 'I just did what I had to do. Alt might learn how to do this on his own someday.'
He knits his eyebrows together, "... I dunno if I can do that... but I can do something."
In an instant, Alt's body and his wings turn into a cluster of green, blue and white pixels and then they dive like a bolt of lightning into the King's head.
This sensation is familiar, and yet so different. Alt spirals through nerves and neurons, searching, parsing through thought pathways covered in a strange shadowy substance... until he gets to a spot where it's clear. Buried deep beneath all these shadows. Sounds filter in first, and then visuals, slower. This isn't real. He knows that. It feels more like a lucid dream. But what's said here is true. Most of the environment is vague and fuzzy. When he looks to the sides or behind him, he just sees a weird fog, like someone drew a fantastic background for a drawing and then used the blur tool to smear it all together.
In front of him is a man sitting on the floor. His face and build is exactly like the King's... except for the blue eyes. He wears fine clothes that have rips and tears in them, some of them edged in crusty red-brown. Chains connect his wrists, ankles, and neck to the floor. He looks surprised to see Alt there. 'You're... here?' he whispers.
Alt blinks open his eyes and looks around in confusion- then his eyes fall on Jack. The real King. His heart aches at seeing the King trapped and he tries to hurry over to see if he can... do anything. Is there anything he can do? "Y-Yeah I'm here! I can help- I can- do something!"
Jack laughs. 'S-sorry, it's just--it's really good to see someone else. Or... it's not really 'seeing,' but... it's nice to interact with someone else.' His faint smile falls. 'I-I'll tell you the same thing I did Chase. If you break the chains they just come back the next time. They're not real. They're whatever he wants them to be. But--but I think they have a plan out there. Chase has said they're on their way to find something. He hasn't said much, since he--Aneirin--can hear us in here. But I think... it's something that can help.'
Alt stops and looks back at Jack with a concerned and desperate expression. "...T-There has to be something I can do! I-I'm here... The Elders are helping-! E-Even if I don't know you- I can't just leave you here...!"
Jack laughs again. There are silver tears lining his eyes. He blinks them away. 'I... really appreciate that, Alt. You're so kind. But I... I don't know. I don't know what there is to do.' He shakes his head. The motion is accompanied by clinking metal. 'I'm just trusting that what Chase and the others are working on can do it. There's... there's a future where Aneirin is defeated. Jameson saw it. They're reaching for that. Alt... if you want to help, get Magnificent out of here. Take him back to your world. Those two are fucking terrifying together. Th-they can't both be here.'
Alt also has slight tears in his eyes. He slowly nods, "...I... I can do that... I'll make sure he never comes here again." He shakily sighs and looks away, knowing that means they probably can't come back either... not if Mag will try to find them every time. He finally looks back up at Jack, his eyes burning with determination. "... they'll save you. I trust them- I trust the Elders. If they could save me... they'll save you. I know it."
'...thank you,' Jack whispers. He gives Alt a watery smile. 'I-I hope they do. Chase definitely isn't going to give up. I can hang on until then.'
Alt gives him a small smile. "I know a Chase... they're really stubborn when it counts." He laughs lightly.
Jack pauses. 'And, um. In the more... immediate moment. If you have to knock out my body or something, do it. I really don't mind if it means Aneirin can't do anything.'
Alt hesitates then goes to put his hand on tops of Jack's and squeezes it. "Okay... just... stay strong, Jack."
Jack squeezes his hand in turn. 'I will,' he says. 'I swear it on my name. Farewell, Alt. Thank you.'
"Farewell, Jack."
And then, back out in the physical world, glitches start to form around the King's body before a collection of them burst back out and Alt's body forms again. His body stays a solid color for a second- bright green as his wings flare out.
The King's body had been slumped for about a minute while Alt had been inside his head. Once Alt is out again, Aneirin is back in control. He tries to get to his feet--
But before Alt even fully forms back, he grabs Aneirin again and then punches him straight in the face with all the strength he can muster- enough to bruise immediately.
There's a loud crack kinda like thunder before Alt lets his body drop back down and he blooms fully back into color. He glares down at his body and spits, "Jack says Fuck you, mu Rith."
Aneirin lies on the ground, stunned for a moment, and then tries to get up again, moving slowly.
"Can we... can we knock him out, you think?" Jackie asks.
"Oh, please?" Marvin adds.
"What--you two!" Chase stammers. "We just made it clear there's someone else in there!"
"Alright, but the spirit's going to kill us if we wait," Marvin says. "Can we knock him out?"
"Jack said it was okay," Alt calls back, "He just doesn't want this fucker to do anything."
"Well... if Jack says it..." Chase says reluctantly.
"Who wants to do the honors?" Jackie says.
Alt looks ready to rear back his foot and kick his lights out but he stops himself.
"Jair should get to do it," Marvin suggests.
Jameson looks at the others. Aneirin was still trying to move, slowly reaching for the seax.
There's no time to debate. Jameson draws his knife, walks forward... and slams the hilt into the King's head.
He collapses immediately.
Meanwhile, Alt glances at the body of Magnificent, who is struggling to get up now. He glares, "I'll take care of my bastard now.”
"Alt wait you're-!" Bro tries to call out.
But Alt doesn't hear him as he glitches over and then lands with one foot on top of Magnificent. He growls darkly, pushing his hand against Magnificent's snout as the tiger tries to react. His eyes fill with green white light and crackle as he snarls, "I'm giving you the taste of your own fucking medicine!"
There's another loud crack of thunder as lightning seemingly strikes the two. There's a roar of pain and then the light fades. And as it does- there's a body of a cat curled up on the forest floor, crackling with electricity.
Alt staggers back and unsteadily sways on his feet, looking down at the cat with a distant expression.
Everyone’s heads whip over in unison to see Alt and the cat.
"H-Holy shit-" Jackieboy breathes. Henny holds a hand over his mouth and Dr. J looks pale.
Marvin's eyes widen. "...oh," he whispers. "Don't... That's not... permanent, is it?"
“No…” Alt says dazedly, “Just until we get… get…”
The timer’s up.
Alt’s eyes roll up into the back of his head as his wings and the energy around him disappear in a quick zip, bursting up into the sky. Alt is immediately pale as he falls- and he lands in a boneless heap on the ground.
“Alt!” Bro cries, pushing himself up and rushing over to his side.
Jackie, Marvin, and Jameson all immediately abandon the King and rush over to Alt. Chase hesitates just long enough to be sure the King is breathing before also rushing over. The other swaps aren’t far behind.
Dr. J pushes forward and goes to feel his pulse and the others back up to give him space. It’s extremely high- his skin feels like it’s on fire. But he’s breathing- even if it’s fast and labored.
JJ tries to open up his mouth to tell everyone but, he finds he can’t. So he signs, He’s okay. High fever and pulse but… he’s breathing.
The fantasy boys look confused at the gestures he's making, and Marvin quickly casts that same translation spell as when Jackieboy, Henny, and JJ showed up, just in time to catch the end of his signing.
"Breathing is good," Jackie says quietly.
Henny sits back, stunned by all of this. Jackieboy seems to be too, lightly putting his hand on Henny’s shoulder.
Bro bends over Alt and then slowly goes to pick him up and then hugs him gently, hiding his face against him. His shoulders are shaking.
Henrik approaches Henny and Jackieboy, taking a moment to lean against the two of them, collecting himself. "D-do we... rest?" he says in a quiet voice. "Rest... seems good. That... last time... worked."
Henny blinks and then puts his arm around his other self, offering him comfort.
Dr. J nods, We should rest. I don’t think there’s much more we can do…
What about the cat? Jameson asks.
The cat isn’t moving but is breathing too, the magic still crackling around him. There’s some kind of green-blue rune in the center of his forehead- like a seal.
What is that seal?
"It must be keeping him in the cat form temporarily," Marvin says. "Good that it's temporary. I wouldn't want to be trapped as a cat. I mean... maybe if I could turn myself into one... but then what if someone traps me while I'm a cat?" His rambling is not really directed at anyone, more just him coping with the worry he feels towards Alt.
Jackieboy stares at the cat, “…Mag trapped Alt as a cat once. A tiger. Made him believe he was one for like… a month. Guess he finally had enough magic to … turn it on him.” He says quietly, seeming kind of out of it. “…he deserves it.”
Marvin shudders. "Trapped as a big cat... for that long... I suppose Magnificent does deserve it, at least for a little while."
Jackie frowns. "Maybe..." He picks up his swords and sheathes them, then looks back at the King's body lying on the ground. "What are we going to do with him?"
"Didn't we bring rope?" Marvin asks. "I'm sure I saw it in one of the packs."
Henrik starts grabbing the bags. He's looking around for somewhere good to possibly camp for the night.
As he and Jackie discuss that, Chase walks over to Bro and puts a hand on his shoulder. He doesn't say anything. Just stays there, supportively.
Bro is mumbling, holding Alt’s trembling, beaten body. It’s almost too quiet to hear- like a prayer. “…I just want one adventure… one adventure where you don’t get hurt… why are you always getting hurt, Anti…?”
He stiffens slightly as Chase touches him then lifts red lined eyes to look at him. He stares at his other self for a second before leaning against him, wordlessly thanking him. He sets Alt back down on the ground, but close enough to keep an eye on him.
Henny watches the others with a worried expression. “We cannot go home with Alt like this…” he mumbles sadly.
Dr. J now sits on the other side of Jackieboy, leaning up against him. He looks exhausted.
“…I guess we’re too far away to go back to the camp by the cliffs, huh?” Jackieboy asks, looking around at his tired everyone is. “Plus you all have your… your quest.”
"Much too far," Marvin agrees with Jackie. "It's starting to get dim, and I'm sure we don't want to walk around during night. And... yes, there's that." He looks around. "I know vaguely where we are and where we need to go. You guys... Once Alt is better... I don't know. Nevermind. I'll talk about it later once Alt is better."
"Better?" Henrik sits down sort of near Alt and Bro and Chase. "Um... s-supplies? Yes?" He's struggling to stay tethered.
"Henrik, last time you had something to help with a fever, right?" Chase asks quietly. "Something with witchcraft in it? Do you have that still?"
"Mm-hmm." Henrik takes a jar out of the bag. He hands it over to Chase, who offers it to Bro.
"I'm sure Alt will get better," Jackie says from where he is with the King. "He just had to rest last time we saw him do this."
“Henrik… you can rest too, it’s okay.” Bro says gently. He takes the salve and nods, going to spread it on Alt’s blistering skin.
“H-He ate more of the fruit- to give him a boost.” Jackieboy says with worry. “Henrik said he shouldn’t eat anymore… t-that his fever could burn up his body…”
Alt whimpers and scrunches his face up in pain, breathing fast, face covered in sweat. His veins are glowing green again- just like the last time. Pulsing with green and blue light, a hint at the power used. The salve sorta seems to help but it’s also hard to tell.
“He pushed himself when he was already injured…” Bro sighs. “Plus all that magic…! What if he…”
“…w-water,” Dr. J chokes out quietly, hardly louder than a whisper. “H-he needs water. To start. T-to cool down the fever and f-f-flush it out.”
“Water, of course.” Jackie nods. “It’s a good thing we packed some, isn’t it?” He looks around for the bags. Jameson has moved them all to one area and is already looking for all the water flasks.
Jackie hurries over to help, grabs one, and rushes over to Bro and Alt to hand it over. He glances at Henrik as he does. “Bro is right. You can take a break.”
Henrik blinks and looks up at him. “I-I-I am a doctor I need to—and I don’t want to untether—”
“I-I am a doctor too, Henrik,” Dr. J says quietly, “I can help, p-please rest.”
“It’s okay, Schneep,” Marvin says quietly. “We’ll help you get back. For now, stop pushing yourself.”
Henrik hesitates, then nods. He leans back against a tree and looks up into the branches.
JJ looks back to Bro and shakily says, “Alt m-might be able to drink if we can w-wake him up just enough… w-we need to make sure he doesn’t dehydrate w-with a fever this high.”
“Oh Juwel! We can use the fruit trick you did with me!” Henny says and rushes to grab one of the bad fruits.
“Ah jeez Hen be careful-“ Jackieboy tries to warn.
Henny smiles and then takes a knife and just barely cuts into the skin. “Do not worry, my friend. we just need enough for him to smell.”
“B-Be ready with the water, Chase,” Dr. J advises.
Bro holds Alt up in his lap and hovers the water flask near Alt. Henny leans in and holds the fruit near Alt’s nose.
Alt gasps, his eyes snapping open. But they’re still filled with pulsing white-green magic. He coughs and almost falls back limp but Bro catches him and puts the flask to his lips. “Drink, Anti, please-“
Deliriously, Alt is able to drink a bit of water with Bro’s help. But soon enough his eyes slip shut and he falls completely limp again.
“I-If we can f-find a rag we can cool him down with the water too-“ Dr. J mumbles.
"We just need some cloth, then?" Chase says. He pauses, then starts ripping his shirt from the hem.
Chase you don't have to do that, Jameson says.
But by the time he's finished saying that, Chase has already torn off a chunk of his tunic. "It's fine, we can patch it up once we're done here," he says.
Jameson sighs. He whistles for Chase's attention and then throws another flask of water his way.
Chase leans far to the side, barely catching it. He wets the bit of cloth with the water and crouches down next to Bro and Alt. "Here."
Bro smiles gratefully at Chase and takes the rag. He puts a bit more of the salve on Alt’s forehead then puts the wet cloth over it. Alt exhales and seems to relax some at the cool feeling.
"Him being asleep is probably fine, right?" Marvin asks. "I know sometimes you don't want someone to fall asleep, but it's probably alright in this situation, right?"
“I don’t think it’s like a concussion…” Bro mumbles, “I think it’ll be alright.”
"He spent all his energy," Jackie mumbles. "Remember, we compared it to your magic last time."
"If you keep bringing up the fact that I saved your sorry ass but then fell asleep for three days afterwards--" Marvin cuts himself off and shakes his head. "You're right. I think we figured out that was similar."
“I think… Marv- I mean… Mag used to tell me… that when you use a lot of magic sometimes your body just- forces you to sleep to gain that energy back. Kinda like… shutting you down so all your strength can be put back into getting your levels back to normal.” Jackieboy explains.
“…exactly like a fever.” Dr. J says, “sickness forces us to rest so the body can fight off the infection. Except in this case- it’s forcing Alt to rest so he can’t use any more magic.”
Marvin nods. “Precisely. Your body shuts down so you won’t do anything else.
Henny frowns in worry and then goes to take Alt’s hand, squeezing it tightly. “…do you think all of this might have fixed his memory…?”
“… I suppose we’ll see.” Marvin mumbles.
“He seemed to know who you all are,” Jackie says slowly. “Which is a step forward. Maybe… maybe once he wakes up, his memory will… settle? And if it doesn’t, I’m sure we can help.”
Chase sighs. “If we’re going to be waiting here for a while, let’s get the bedrolls out. We brought an extra one for Alt.”
Jackie nods, and he and Chase and Jameson start setting up a camp.
The swaps nod though they look concerned. Henny keeps holding Alt’s hand and rubbing his thumb against it. Jackieboy half hugs Dr. J against him. Bro keeps moving around the cloth to wet Alt’s forehead and neck. The magic is his veins just barely seems to dim but- it’s something.
Marvin, meanwhile, picks up the new cat Mag and sets him down next to the King, who is still unconscious and has been tied to the nearest tree. Draco sniffs the Mag cat then jerks backwards, fur along his spine standing on end.
The Mag cat’s eyes blink open as Draco approaches and then staggers up and hisses at him. He then seems to realize he’s still hissing and looks down at himself. He starts to freak out, yowling in distress. He backs up into the King’s side and continues to hiss towards Draco, tail curled around him and ears back.
“Oop- guess the cat bitch is up.” Jackieboy winces.
“Guess so,” Jackie mutters. “I feel sort of bad threatening a cat.”
“Don’t,” Marvin says. “He’s not really a cat.” He grabs Draco and gently pulls him backwards. It’s harder than usual as Draco has his claws out and digging into the ground. “Alright, Magnificent. Here’s the deal. You’re going to be stuck like that for a while. And sure, you could wander off into the Wyldwood if you want, but that seems very dangerous for someone of that size. So. It’s probably better for you to stick around.”
Magnificent crouches down, pressing his body against the King's leg and hisses at Marvin. He flattens his ears at Marvin's advice but glares at him with bared teeth.
What about the King? Jameson asks. Is he waking up soon?
Marvin glances at the King. He reluctantly reaches out and shakes him. The King’s eyelids flutter and he groans slightly but doesn’t really move much more. “Probably soon.”
When he tries to shake the king, Mag tries to swipe at him with his claws.
"God he's gonna be a nightmare to deal with," Jackieboy mutters.
"No worse than he usually is," Bro sighs.
"Ah- true. At least this way he can't magic us and shit-"
Marvin pulls his hand back sharply. "All above! I wasn't going to do anything to him, you know!" He glares at Magnificent. "Why do you even care? You know he's probably using you."
Magnificent just keeps hissing and growling at the others, protectively sticking by the King.
Can I point something out? Jameson says. Unlike Magnificent, the King can still use magic right now.
"Damn it, that's true." Marvin pauses, thinking. "The commands are the greatest danger to us, though, and he can't use those if he can't speak..."
Chase raises an eyebrow. "Do you think Magnificent is going to let you get close enough to gag him?"
"I don't need to." Marvin takes some light from his amulet and casts that same silence spell from earlier, except much smaller, just big enough to cover the King and one other person. Marvin says in handspeak, It won't be a problem if we can't hear the commands.
The others blink in surprise at the spell and then Jackieboy gives Marvin a crooked grin. "Clever!"
Bro frowns remembering what Marvin said to Mag and looks back at him, "...you know... I dunno if they were... actually using each other this time. Maybe they would have but... out of all the villains me and Alt have met? ... the King is the most like Mag... in terms of goals, if anything... the need for power and control."
"...that is probably why they were so scary together..." Henny says in a small voice.
Jackie shudders. "I can't imagine what they would have been able to do together. It's good that we've stopped them here. If we've stopped them here." He glares suspiciously at Magnificent and the King. "I know that Magnificent is going to go back to your world, but what do we do about him?"
"I don't know if we can drag him along," Chase says slowly. "Wherever we're going will help us defeat him. I don't think we'll want him knowing what's there."
He's probably resourceful enough to break out eventually, Jameson says. We could just... leave.
"I'd feel bad about abandoning Jack, though..."
"...I think Jack would understand..." Bro says quietly, "... I mean you guys said it's been 7 years...? As much as it sucks... h-he can probably wait a bit longer. Just to make sure you have the best chance of success."
"It is not abandoning either." Henny tells Chase gently, "You will come back. I am sure Jack knows this..."
"Plus, now maybe you'll be better equipped when you guys come next!" Jackieboy grins, "We've seen a bunch of monsters- so you'll know better what to expect!"
While they discuss this, the King slowly starts to stir. Aneirin opens his eyes and instantly notices the rope tying him to the tree. He starts to struggle but the rope holds him tight. Then he notices Marvin. He tries to say something, but of course, the spell is muffling his voice. His eyes widen, and then he glares at Marvin, pure anger in his gaze.
Marvin silently backs away.
Aneirin keeps glaring at him for a while, then looks down and notices Mag there. He blinks, surprised, unsure how to react to him being 1) a cat, and 2) right next to him.
Mag looks back up at Aneirin- and looking at his eyes, the King can recognize who it is, if he hadn't figured it out already. He has the same scars around his blind eye and a rust-like marking like his mask. The rune on his head pulses with Alt's magic. He looks almost- embarrassed to be stuck like this, his ears flattening. He curls up, giving the King a bit more space but staying close. He glares at the others, his tail flicking angrily.
Aneirin's eyes widen as he realizes what this cat is. A smile flickers across his face for a moment but it quickly fades as he realizes that he doesn't actually like seeing Magnificent suffer. Not like this. He mouths the Glasish word for "sorry."
Mag looks back in time to see him mouth the word. He huffs slightly- then presses his head against Aneirin's leg.
"Yeah, I guess..." Chase says slowly. He looks over at the King. "Jack, if you're hearing this right now, we'll be back for you."
Aneirin glares and makes a gesture that the Swaps don't recognize but which is clear from the context and how offended the fantasy guys look.
"Well to you, too!" Marvin gasps.
As if on the same wavelength, Bro and Jackieboy glare then both of them flip the King off at the same time.
"Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!" Jackieboy curses in Irish.
"... where the fuck did you learn that?" Bro asks, blinking at Jackie.
"...I dunno my mam used to yell it at anyone who pissed her off-"
The others can recognize what it means though thanks to the translation spell: May the cat eat you and the [devil] eat the cat!
...strangely fitting.
Aneirin looks at Jackieboy in surprise and confusion, which quickly turns to anger. He scowls and looks away, deciding to ignore that.
Henny and Dr. J exchange looks and then break into quiet giggling.
The fantasy guys look at Jackieboy with confusion before Marvin starts giggling along with Henny and JJ. "That's a good one, we should remember it," he says.
Jackie starts giggling as well. "I'm not sure what a 'defel' is, but I think I get the point of it."
Jameson smiles and starts taking food out of the food bag. We should have supper. Of course, we'll save some for Alt, too.
Bro looks over to Jameson and smiles gratefully, "Thanks, Jameson... I'm sure he'll be super hungry when he wakes up."
"Oh yeah- dude's a monster when he's hungry." Jackieboy grins. "Though- nothing rivals you when you're starving, Bro."
Bro shrugs with a grin, "Imma big strong boy! I need all I can get!" He then makes a face while he thinks,"oh yeah to explain… From what I know- whatever spirit is possessing the King is probably the closest a devil could be." Bro giggles. "So ah- ah... what did you call it? A ssss something-"
"'Spiolash'," Chase says. "Though often people just call them possessive spirits. There's some superstition that saying that name will draw their attention and they'll possess you." He glances at Aneirin, who rolls his eyes. "Though this one is strangely powerful."
"Or like- if there's any evil Elders they’d be like a devil." Jackieboy shrugs, "Probably not cuz the Elders seem cool. But like- in our religion... that none of us practice but we know- the devil used to be like a god, but fell from grace and became a bitch ass."
"Man I love when you talk church, Jackie," Bro laughs, "You should become a priest."
"Please do not." Dr. J sighs in exaggeration.
The other swaps all laugh.
"The Elders aren't malicious, but they will strike back if you cross them or their domains," Jackie explains. "I wonder... would it be possible for an Elder to fall from grace and become wrathful?"
"Isn't there a story about the Celestial Sisters that's like that?" Marvin wonders.
Henrik suddenly starts. "No, those are cheap untrue cult variants. Luna did not wish for power from Sola, Sola was not a tyrant to her sister, both of those versions are wrong and their followers are prejudiced assholes."
"Hey, welcome back, Henrik!" Jackie says cheerfully. "Are you hungry?"
"A bit." Marvin passes him a small packet of food. "So apparently all we needed to do was say something wrong."
"Apparently."
Jackieboy opens his mouth to say something at hearing the name Luna but Bro preemptively smacks him. "Do not expose these guys to my little pony Jackie i swear to god-" He hisses as Jackieboy tries not to break into laughter.
Dr. J smacks him too. "Be respectful!"
Henny smiles at his other self, "Glad you are back, other me! I was very worried for you..."
Henrik smiles a bit. "Th-thank you. I am still feeling a bit strange, but better."
"Better enough to correct people," Chase chuckles.
"Are there really people like that who follow the faith?" Jackie asks.
"Back on the east continent, yes," Henrik says. "Those who say Luna is evil are often the sort who like to control others, and those who say Sola is evil are often the sort who like to cause chaos. Neither of the Sisters would approve of that. They rule together but separately, a balance between order and freedom."
"There are some people who use the Elders to justify their bad behavior as well," Marvin mutters. "We're lucky they're few and far between."
Henny shifts a bit, "To be fair- people do that with some of our religions back home too. There is... always evil people who twist faiths to suit their narratives. It is sad... they do not come from a place of wanting to learn, but of hate."
Jameson looks at Jackieboy, confused. Ponies?
Jackie laughs a bit. "What a shift of tone."
Bro hits Jackieboy again and Jackieboy exclaims, "OW! Stop hitting me! Technically you brought it up!"
"Only cuz I knew you were going to you, ya fucking meme lord!" Bro exclaims.
"I was gonna bring up that my daughter likes the show and the princesses! And say that the story of Luna and Celestia was similar! That's it! Why ya gotta assume it was something bad??"
"Cuz I will never forgive you for the rainbow dash thing-"
Dr. J sighs, "How on earth were you gotta explain a colorful pony show to people who don't even know what a TV is, Jackie?"
Jackie pauses and then knits his eyebrows together in thought. "... uhhhhh-"
JJ looks up to the sky in exasperation.
The guys all look confused at this conversation.
"A show? Like... a play?" Marvin asks slowly.
Dr. J looks relived, "Yes, kinda like a play."
"So it's a story of some kind," Chase guesses. "Maybe an ongoing one like those morality plays--did you guys see those?" The question is addressed to the guys from this world.
"I never saw them as a kid, but there were a lot of performances when we were living in the same city together." Jackie gestures to himself, Marvin, and Henrik.
How do you put on a play about horses? Jameson says, confused.
"Well I'm sure it is not literally a play, just like a play, for our understanding," Henrik says.
"That is a good way to describe it-" Jackieboy muses. "But it's more like- a play... in a tiny box- the TV- and instead of actors it's pictures that move. They create stories that way! But with... lightning. It powers it and shit."
"Is a 'tíví' like those metal devices you have? Last time Chase and Alt brought some, they are this big and showed pictures on them." Henrik holds up his hand, mimicking holding a phone.
Meanwhile, Aneirin is gently banging his head against the tree, half-hoping to knock himself out again instead of listening to this inane chatter. Internally, Jack is actually pretty fascinated with all this.
Bro blinks and then brightens up, laughing, "Oh yeah! The first time we met- I-I tried to give you my phone!" He starts to laugh, "I thought that- that you might know how to get service! I was so fucking confused- I hadn't realized we were somewhere they wouldn't work! I remember you holding it like it was something super important, Henrik!"
"What did they say about it?" Henny asks with a tilted head, "Maybe they were just as confused as I was!"
"I have no idea- they were speaking Glasish and we hadn't found a way to translate yet!"
Henrik chuckles a little. "I was showing Jackie how neat it all was. Everything was so smooth and the angles were so perfect and there were those tiny lines and holes--I had never seen such fantastic craftsmanship."
"To be fair- the phones aren't made by people," Jackieboy says, "They're made by machines! That's why they look so neat. S'different from here where everything is made by hand."
Bro laughs more, realizing how ridiculous he was when he first got here. "I remember being convinced I was in a really realistic ren fair- and like- it took me forever to realize Jackie was Jackie cuz they're were saying it more with a D- Dyaki-"
"oh my god- Chase-" Dr. J laughs, shaking his head. "Your mind astounds me."
"My name is Dyaki," Jackie says, confused. "That's--that's how you say it? I suppose you all are pronouncing it more like 'Dshak-EE'... And then you're pronoucning Tshais like 'TCHaays'... wait hold on. I'm... I'm having a moment here. It's been all off, hasn't it? That spell is strong for correcting all the pronouncing."
Marvin laughs a little and The swaps laugh too.
"Yeah it's a crazy spell huh? I'm glad Alt found one that can work so well..." Bro says, lightly smoothing back Alt's hair as he rests. Alt stirs slightly and then presses into Bro's hand, kinda like a cat wanting to be pet. He seems to be cooling down. Slowly... but enough. Bro smiles.
Jackieboy pulls something out of his bag, "We still have our Phones but- they're dead right now. They have to be powered to work. Alt might be able to get them working when he wakes up!"
"So yes, Henrik a TV is similar- but much bigger," Dr. J shows, making the gestures for how big one is, "And it plays moving pictures on the screen for us to watch."
Moving pictures? Jameson leans forward, eyes lighting up a bit. I saw something like that once! Clearly it's nothing at all like what you're talking about. But I saw a device with pictures on it that, when it spun fast enough, looked like motion. I can't remember the name of it, but I LOVED it.
"Oh oh!! I know what that is!!" Henny says excitedly, "That sounds like a zoetrope!!”
Jameson brightens. Yes, that's exactly what it was called! I don't think there's a word for it in handspeak, though.
”We had some in my time too! But I remember being so entranced by the tvses and bright pictures when I first arrived." Henny giggles.
"I could not get you away from the TV for like a week," Dr. J says, shaking his head with a smile.
"It was so pretty and bright! and funny!"
"A 'fón' and a 'skrín' and a 'tíví.'" Chase laughs a little. "These are all such strange words... And we know about how your world uses lightning for so much. Alt said last time that you even use money that way. Here, we still use gold. Or sometimes jasper, which is a sort of crystal."
Dr. J looks to Chase, "Oh! How fascinating! We use... lightning, yes. But, us old fashioned folks still use paper money too."
"I think you're insane for still carrying cash, Jay," Jackieboy laughs.
"It helps me stay on top of things! Plus it was easier to use with Henrik since he understood it."
"I still do not understand the money card..." Henny says, shaking his head. "How does it hold it all? Where does it go??? It is so tiny!!"
"Do you think the name of things like, uh, zoetropes, are being translated by the spell too?" Chase wonders.
"Ugh. I don't want to think about that. It makes my head hurt," Jackie mutters.
"Oh, but your head doesn't hurt at the idea of lightning money?" Marvin says teasingly.
"It doesn't, but that's because it's all so strange that it's easier to just accept it," Jackie says. "And I've never seen these tívís or money cards but I am right now experiencing the translation."
"Zoetrope is an older word now- and it was made up by someone, using other older words. So, now it just means that!" Henny grins, "Learning about where words come from fascinates me too because I know many languages. My mother was German and my Father spoke English and French. That is why my accent is all over the place!" He giggles.
This is fun, Jameson says cheerfully. I love hearing about these differences, it's so fascinating.
Dr. J smiles, "I like learning the differences too. It is so interesting, especially because this place is not a one on one on how we understand our own past."
"Oo, I have one more question," Chase says. "Bro, you mentioned a 'ren' fair earlier, that you thought our camp was one when you first appeared. What is that?"
"Oo! Is it like a training field for warriors?" Jackie asks excitedly. "Because I do think that our Phantom camps resemble those fields sometimes."
Bro blinks and then laughs, " A Ren fair! Short for 'renaissance'-"
"Which is basically a big fancy word for a certain time in the past," Jackieboy explains, "A time with knights and kings and people riding horse back and fighting with swords-"
"So- very similar to here." Bro cuts him off with a chuckle, "The whole thing isn't like a training field but! There's places where performers will act out fighting scenes with swords or jousting tournaments to show how people fought. Or let you try archery. Its a way for us to connect and understand our past better and see re-enactments on how they lived. And like- buy cool shit too. People love old fancy stuff."
"It's like playing pretend! And you get to dress up!" Jackieboy grins.
"Which is why I thought I was in one when I first came, "Bro laughs, "No one dresses up like this on a normal day back home."
Henrik chuckles. "Yes, I remember your strange outfit well. It was so bright, I cannot believe you all wear colors like that all the time. Dyeing cloth must be so much easier there than it is there."
"People always love older times," Jackie sighs. "We still tell stories about the old days before the kingdom was united."
Still stuck in the silence spell, Aneirin mutters something with a dark expression.
"Maybe if we ever go to your world you can take us to one of these fairs," Chase says. "I doubt we will, but it's an interesting thought. We can compare more differences."
"You want to go to another world where they have moving pictures and use money created by lightning... and you want to see the things that are already similar to here," Marvin sums up.
"...it does sound a bit idiotic when you say it like that."
Don't feel bad, Chase, I understand, Jameson says. The familiar is appealing.
"Personally, I would like to see more outfits from the other world," Henrik says.
"I will say, woman's outfits back home? Fucking stellar man- Zara and Kelsie have such pretty clothes." Jackieboy sighs with a lovesick smile.
"Ooo, and you mention being able to travel really fast, I'd love to experience that," Jackie adds.
"I'm still curious about blue raspberry myself," Marvin says. "Your food must be so different."
"Man- I'd love to take you guys- but I'm afraid the differences might blow your minds," Bro laughs, though it sounds a bit sad.
"It is... hard to adjust, but it is also wonderful." Henny says with a smile. He looks at the others and seems timid for a second before he sighs and tries to look brave. "If you all do come some day, I can help! Because I... am also out of time. Not nearly as much as you are here but I told Jameson- I believe it is a 90 year difference between where I was living to where we are now."
"You are also out of time?" Jackie repeats, eyes wide. "Whoa... that's also breaking my head."
"To be honest, It was breaking my head as well," Henny giggles.
"You've adjusted like a champ though, Schneep!" Jackieboy grins and pats Henny on the back.
The taller gentleman blushes and hides his then idly fidgets with his hands- "It was so strange to be somewhere where everything was so slick and shiny and bright. The signs would shine bright like the sun but move in ways I could not understand. It was hard too because at the time I could not hear too. But... everything is bright- clothes, hair, the sights. The food is so many flavors! Things you would not even think of! Spicy and sweet and creamy and so so salty. And everything is- electric! Powered by lightning and so so fast- but... I like it. So much." He grins, patting his bright teal hair. "Sometimes I go to find things I understand when I am overwhelmed but- finding new things to learn is very funny too." He then blinks and laughs, "In a way- coming into the Wyldwood was very similar to me coming to our world the first time. So strange and fastastical and... kind of scary."
Jameson grins. It's a bit hard to adjust to, but I imagine it's hard for these guys to adjust to our world, too. As hard as it would be for us to adjust to theirs.
"It would be hard, but maybe one day," Jackie says. "It sounds so fascinating. I know that you all have a tool that allows you to travel to other worlds. The, uh... 'tráfelr'? That's not at all how you say it, I know." He laughs a little. "We don't have that here, but I'm sure there's a way with magic. We can come visit you and see all these bright sights."
"It sounds so interesting," Henrik agrees.
"Yes, it really does." Marvin's eyes light up. "A world with all these same things--not to mention magic that works differently. I'd love to explore it some day."
"We'll try to find a way," Chase says. "Once we have everything settled here, we can try."
Bro makes a thinking face, "Hm... we could use the TRVLR maybe but- I dunno if it's powerful enough to jump like 10 people at once..."
Alt's eyes flutter open slightly. He blearily looks out and then mutters, "...doorway..."
The swaps all freeze and Bro leans down closer to listen to Alt, "What was that, Alt?"
"mm... t'ere's a doorway h..here..." Alt mumbles quietly, "...was lookin' for it... s'like the one with the... the inverted us-es... the f-first ones..." He squeezes his eyes shut and lets out a shuddery breath.
Bro's eyes widen, "Like the one Mag found in Sclera?"
Alt nods tiredly and slumps back down. "mmmaybe... could use..." He opens back up his eyes but seems to be struggling to keep them open. "...dunno... needs gli'chin..."
And then he's out again.
The others start, all unconsciously leaning forward as Alt stirs slightly. And then back when he falls asleep again.
"A doorway?" Marvin repeats. "You know... there are rumors that float around among wizards about a stone arch that can do incredible things. Maybe... that's what he means?"
"And that's why the King and Magnificent brought Alt here?" Chase asks. "To try and find another way to get to other worlds?" He looks towards the pair, but Mag is a cat and Aneirin is still under the silence spell, and even if they were able to talk it's clear from their expressions that they wouldn't. Mag flicks his tail and bares his teeth at the others as they look their way.
Chase turns back around. "Well, like I said, we can try after everything is settled down here. Maybe Jack can tell us once he's free. He's been there for anything that spirit has said."
"What about the ghlishing?" Jackie points out.
"There has to be something here that can work the same way," Marvin says, determined. "If this is something that exists in multiple worlds, it only makes sense that it would appear in worlds where it could be used."
"Yeahhh from what I know- it takes black magic and glitching," Bro says, re-checking over Alt and rewetting the cloth to keep cooling him down as he talks. "But, none of those are really here if Mag and Alt aren't. So... I'm sure there's another way. Otherwise, why would it be here? Someone had to have made it. Even if it was a long ass time ago.”
Dr. J nods and then looks back at the King and Mag. "... I think waiting would be wise. Our world isn't going anywhere. We'd be delighted to have you- but even more so if you can travel to us safely."
Jameson looks around. Well, to talk about something else, it's getting dark. Should we stop and try to sleep?
Jackieboy stretches and nods, "Probably... it's been a long day."
"You know it's been one if you're agreeing to sleep," Dr. J smirks at Jackie.
Jackieboy shrugs.
"Yes... maybe more sleep would be good- so Alt can get all the rest he needs too." Henny agrees.
"...we might need to stay up to monitor his temp-" Dr. J starts to say.
"I got it," Bro volunteers. "And I can wake you if anything seems bad."
"If you can wake me in a few hours that would be great," Marvin says. "Well, no, more than just 'great'. I need to renew the silence spell eventually, otherwise that bastard can start using commands."
"Remember to sleep yourself, Bro," Henrik says. "Maybe Marvin can take second watch?"
"I'd be fine with that," Marvin agrees.
Bro looks reluctant but eventually nods, "Okay. I can do that."
"The rest of us get some good rest, yes?" Henrik says.
Don't worry, I'm sure we're all tired, Jameson says.
"It's been a long day," Chase agrees.
"Good night, everyone."
"Good night." Jackie holds back a yawn as everyone lies down to sleep.
"Goodnight, all together!" Henny says brightly.
Bro helps to set Alt up in the extra bedroll and then sets himself up to watch over him. At least for a bit.
#LLTK#long live the king#YEAHHH EPIC BATTLE TIMEEE#such a fun fight and god the DRAMAAA#Jack and Alt meeting was so nice too#alt seems like a mean emo boy who’d scratch you if he can but deep down he just has the biggest heart#and he just wants to help people since he has the power to now#probably cuz he spent so much of his life thinking he was powerless and wanting the help he now gives#wagghh making myself cry over my own character don’t mind me JGHBJB#but anyways I told cry while I was editing this-#crazy how the final battle is also in the same chapter the swaps accidentally introduce mlp to the FM boys HGGVBB#and with that- last part will be up tomorrow! happy new year!!#oh also?? loved coming up with the idea of alt turning mag into a cat#that bastard would not give up unless forced to HFGVB#it’s just such sweet karma jghbn
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not pictured: me lying at his feet in a melted puddle of desire
#he’s tripping over me but it’s fine#for all maximus’ softness and sweetness and tenderness#he’s also the fiercest and most terrifying force of nature when he fights#get you a man who can do both#he’s scary and unbeatable and threatening TO YOU#for me he’s got heart eyes and hands as light as a feather 🥰#if he’s your ruthless archenemy who must be eliminated then what’s he doing with his head in my lap falling asleep while i stroke his hair??#huh??? what about it punk????#idk what these tags are#i’m just freaking out over him#over his precious duality of sweetness and harshness#i’m constantly torn between needing him to make sweet love to me#versus absolutely rail me against his cell bars#BOTH#both is good#both is ideal#make me your wife sir#make me even more of a lovestruck fool for you than i already am#jk i could never unless??? 👀#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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There's a toxic person who genuinely emotionally tortured me for a couple weeks that I strongly, strongly dislike who draws super peak dialtown fanart as well as dsaf fanart, and has a parody account on twt, which is how he met me. I'm worried now that we dont talk he'll move onto somebody else and do the same. I genuinely live in fear of this happening. This person also has over 8k subs on Youtube because of fucking course things couldn't be easy lmao.
I would so totally out who this person is but considering he threatened to kill himself multiple times and outright had attempts a few times whilst in contact with me, I literally can't. It sucks but like. Yeah.
Just... Know that one day you'll come across a really, really good Randy x Gingi fanart, and you'll never even know it was made by somebody who ruined my emotional state to the point I honestly don't think I'll be able to recover 💀
.... Ugh. Damn it. He's popular and well liked and I'm a complete nobody so regardless of the fact I screenshotted literally everything, it... kinda just doesn't matter, does it. Idk. The only reason I'm hesitating until I know for sure people care is bc I don't wanna do this unless I know for certain it'll have SOME effect other than just making him emotionally destroy me again/possibly harm himself. I want to be heard and I don't think him having an audience is safe in the slightest considering he severely emotionally abused a pretty badly disabled person (me) to the point I had seizures and almost ended myself too, but... like... it's not worth me dying over it if nobody will even hear me.
#vent#tw abuse#toxic people#dont meet your idols#dialtown#dialtown fandom#yes he is mentally ill but some things cant be excused at all and he was horrible to me#he became utterly obsessed with me within mere weeks and forced me into a situation where i had to pretend to like him so he wouldnt die#when i tried to remove myself from the situation he made one of his friends contact me to beg me to unblock#hed get so passive aggressive out of nowhere bc my friends disliked him. they recognised that he was abusive and so they openly hated him#he was so salty#they were having to watch me have these horrific panic attacks every time he spoke to me and so obvs they hated him but he was so so angry#he would draw such gorey vent art of himself right after our one sided fights id try so hard to avoid#then he made a vent twt and i had to watch him blow up every time i didnt wanna open up to him abt my personal issues#hed accuse me of pushing him away but i just didnt wanna be close to him in the first place but i was scared hed die if i left#i wanna say who this person is but im scared ppl will blame me bc i did kind of lead him on on accident#but i was just doing it bc my girlfriend DIED TO HERSELF in front of me... he knew this... i was so scared hed do it too#i told him multiple times and its like it just made him threaten himself even more. like it was on purpose#idk man im pretty badly disabled and i cant even tell if he meant to hurt me anymore. i really dont know#if people genuinely wanna know who it is i might tell bc i wanna open up about it but idk if ppl will care lmao#im not saying who it is unless ppl genuinely wanna know#dsaf#dsaf fandom
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You've heard of 'people can't handle liking flawed characters and so they woobify them'. Now get ready for 'people try so hard not to be in the first category that they vilify them/make characters worse than they actually are in the name of nuance'.
#this is about many characters but rn it's mainly about five hargreeves#babygirl I've stanned more problematic characters than you can comprehend#and five has a shitton of flaws and has done loads of bad stuff#he's an asshole#but he's also not nearly as much of an asshole as a lot of you make him out to be???#he can be insensitive but no more than any other character#and usually in dire situations (like he was an asshole to viktor about leaving sissy but they were on a time limit??? and he was-#-actually pretty understanding after their argument??)#he comforts allison in s1? he's understanding to luther? he berates lila about diego? he immediately goes with klaus on the road trip?#he doesn't tell viktor that he caused the apocalypse#a bunch of other stuff I can't remember rn#other characters this is about include utena tenjou#love love love anthy but some people try to put the blame on utena for forcing her perceptions on anthy#and put it on the same level as anthy manipulating lying betraying stabbing etc utena#will byers is a much lesser degree but yeah people try to make him. more flawed in everything that happened (the rain fight and rinkomania#fight mostly)#that boy didn't do anything wrong in either and that's okay#kaeya in that genshin rain fight also counts#unless he was actually goading/intending to make diluc angry and upset what did that boy do wrong??? bad timing to confide your secrets#but so what if he did???#since a bunch of stuff is still pretty ambiguous i won't talk to much about#mostly talking about the fanon perception of the fight#but yeah#sometimes characters are just assholes and sometimes they're not assholes and it's okay either way
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i feel a heavy pressure like someone is sitting on my chest making it so i can’t breathe whenever i think about how every single structure in society and social conditioning makes it so that women have no choice but to inevitably end up with a male and it is pushed so hard as the only possible viable option and it feels choking and inescapable (personal rambling vent in tags)
#even if we supposedly have more options now than ever before it still isn’t enough#it’s still a fight and a struggle to avoid#and i look around and almost every woman i know is shacked up with some dude in one form or another just to survive#even if she doesn’t like it or even actively hates it#like my mom#but she brainwashes herself to try to convince herself that she’s ok with it#it’s all so bleak#i know there is hope#and i’m currently biding my time until i can get out on my own and try to practice more female separatism type living styles etc#but it’s difficult and lonely especially when it feels like you’re the only woman you know trying to go for something like that#hell even my childhood best friend who i love dearly and she is very into women and does things with them regularly#even she is shacked up with some dude and it’s just like god that sucks but i don’t want to be a hater#and maybe i’m a hypocrite because i was with some guy for so long but i realized that it SUCKS and i didn’t have to be forced to stay there#and i left#but even that was tough! when it’s been drilled into my head my whole life that that is the only way i can be or do anything or exist!#i want to get out on my own do my own thing do this medical job get this degree go to med school do do my own thing#keep my name never give birth never get married unless it’s to a woman#i promised myself i would never get in a relationship with a man ever again and i am sticking to it 100% even if i have to fight these dudes#i work with to fuck off#it’s all just so tiring#but i’m getting there#i don’t care how nice or perfect supposedly some guy is because at the end of the day he’s still a guy#and i refuse to deal with that shit anymore or ever again#i should have never dealt with it in the first place but at least i know better now and i’ve learned and i know i’ll never go back#i want to read my books more often#and do more creative things#i’ve just felt very depressed and unmotivated because i feel like my life isn’t where it should be right now#but i went to the therapist today and she said i’m actually making a lot of progress and i shouldn’t compare myself to other people#which it’s very difficult not to but yeah#idk i’m still trying to get my shit together but so is everybody else
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I now know the context for the 'Doctor... you're huge' line
#prince's gaming tag#hi can i ramble for a bit? bc im losing my mind and i didnt screenshot that scene bc i was too focused on what was happening#so like i got to control both characters in this pic for a bit mainly aventurine and he was summoned by Sunday for a negotiation#or so we thought but Sunday wanted to know what his plans were and casted Harmony on him#and then asked him some questions where if he lied there would be dire consequences#and that whole fucking scene had me TENSE like holy shit#and then it was revealed aventurine was lying and it turns out Sunday knew this bc Ratio ratted him out!!!#so it wasnt an negotiation or an interrogation but an execution like aventurine said#so now unless he does what sunday wants hes gonna die in 17 system hours#and like. holy fucking shit. holy shit!!!!#like ok im still kinda confused about the lore of the game and what actually the aeons are and the factions and all that#like theyll say some unfamiliar word and therell be a word above it like its explaining what that word means#but its just another in universe word so im still confused#but with this interrogation scene i got enough of what was going on to get the high stakes#and im just like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rn in my head bc what the fuuuuuuuuck#now i wonder if this is gonna be why he becomes a boss fight for us#oh also i was right. when aventurine is serious his voice isnt as grating to me so its only when he's forcing his facade that i cant take i#but this interrogation scene was really fucking good#anyway i finished aventurine's pov and im back to trailblazer's pov. I get to see Topaz!!#who i havent met before but apparently the crew has. i guess i didnt do the mission where she was introduced oops#but i hadnt heard her voice before so i thought it was higher pitched and was very glad to hear it wasnt#oh and i gotta pull for aventurine when he comes back bc i need someone who can cast shield on everyone and hes the man for it#the only preservation character i have is march and caelus if i choose that path but i need him on another one rn so march is the main one#but she can only put up one shield at a time which is not enough as the fights get harder
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Bought Lunacid, not sure if I really finished it, I feel like there's still a lot swimming beneath the surface. Really really enjoy it, exploration in that game scratches a really deep itch I have that few things seem to scratch in that way, combat is simple but shockingly satisfying, and the vibes are, of course, immaculate. I only have one real problem with the entire game and it's that the final boss is, ummmmm... bad. Overall fantastic though, hard recommend, it made me nostalgic for a genre of hack and slash dungeon crawler I wasn't even alive for. Genuinely worth every penny.
#Lunacid#Like seriously fuck that boss though#Maybe it was just because I was playing a ranged/melee build and wasn't using attack magic unless I was forced to#But that boss is a *massive* damage sponge#Ranged weapons don't even take off a pixel#And why on this blue hell rock does he regen health#Like what was the thought process when designing his fight?#I ended up having to fall back on a cheese strat using Ice Tears and Fire Flare
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also basically all of those screenshots are tavon being mean b/c i think its way funnier when he's mean. i dont screenshot when he says nice things
#shitpost#i mean. i do. i have over 1000 screenshots from today#but like. i dont usually POST those#thats for my brainworms writing process#he was nice to petra and to sa'har this patch. and rass i suppose but he DID say something pretty mean to rass so i think it balances out#well. not to rass like exactly but tavon did say like one shitty thing about mandalorians lmao.#because he was like. uhhh you guys better fix that shit. and rass was like I KNOW WE'RE WORKING ON IT OK#etc etc its fine. but it was a little mean#anyways also#he said something almost out of character to petra because he was like#im not qualified in this but i AM the leader of a force enclave so i feel like i should tell this nascent force user that uh#leaning on her anger probably isn't a good move. and. in a practical sense. will probably get her killed#but ALSO i know for force users there are some Not So Good Vibes Here#so like. im obsessed w/ that too#and tbh tavon has been wanting to actually talk to sa'har since like. manaan.#since manaan he became like. he basically has no intention to fight her unless she makes it happen#which is VERY STRANGE for him#but he picked up on the Something Is Going On vibes and he's like. hmmm#usually he is far more like. harder to disarm vs a foe#but he can tell sa'har is presenting herself as a foe and... isnt one really#which is quite fun for me because that's not something tavon does often#something i expect more from my other characters
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Okay hear me out: Mandalorian Katsuki and Jedi Izuku. They accidentally end up sharing custody over little force sensitive youngling Eri. That's it that's the fic.
#Eri was kidnapped for her force-sensitveness just like baby yoda or smth#Izuku was on her tail and trying to rescue her FROM THE START#may have maybe (definitely) broken some jedi rules and gotten attached to her or something idk how jedi actually work tbh#but Katsuki rescues her first#he sees a little kid being mistreated and is like YOINK shes my daughter now#hey kid you want a blaster and some cool armor? cool here you go#but then Izuku catches up#and mandalorians are mercenaries right? and a jedi's natural enemy#or whatever#and so he thinks that Katsuki is just another kidnapper#and they fight!!!! and there is tension!#but then the misunderstanding is cleared up#but Izuku still wants to take Eri to go get properly trained#and Katsuki is like nuh uh shes my kid and you aint taking her to some magic cult that doesnt let her have parents nope#and then they end up coparenting#and fall in love ofc#and Eri is the first ever Mandalorian Jedi#unless thats already a thing? again i dont know star wars very well
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I RAN OUT OF ROOM IN THE TAGS FCKN HELL
#damn that tag speaks volumes#a bitch can do both#however my issue is exactly with that kind of impact#the people in power are either vehemently connected to the real life equivalent art imitates life supervillain billionaires#or they are connected through the trickle down#they trickle down people are the ones we the people realistically have the power to influence change upon#but the big boy self proclaimed conservatives from various countries of origin#like that Australian real estate guy who tried to call for raising unemployment rates#he immediately got death threats overall I think that pr plan failed and pushed those who listened in a deeper darker room#my point being#they all party with eachother laughing next to the horrifying truths of their pleasures#Scientologists proud notz’s leading government officials we all know the scene we’ve all seen the set#we know the cast we know their type#I just truly do not believe bending over and taking it like a dog is the right move so sorry#that’s how I’m gonna feel that’s how most people feel about voting for Biden#lesser of two evils will not work forever#it’s mathematically improbable#some day some way someone like trump will win and push the boundaries of what the people define as morality#because babe that’s what’s he doing#for every wrong reason in the book terrible but great Voldemort got shit done#and that is vastly more impressive to sheep ants than nothing ever really changing ever#tiny minuscule changes that yes have significant impacts that affects thousands of underprivileged lives for hundreds of reasons#being the forced removal of indigenous children from their families to be put in the system#or of trans kids - the kids of trans parents - the never ending lies within the war on drugs - the healthcare system- public education#you’re right they do make a damn important difference#change happens everyday#but we cannot fight policy forever#why do you think a draft was ordered you really think it’s to help fight innocent Palestinians#or is it to increase numbers in an oncoming uprising of revolutionary ideals#like which one is more likely for the isolationist- unless we make money off the dead- America hmmm
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i love that rei is the only person towa will listen to when it comes to eating
#sd#towa is such a cat#refuses to eat unless rei cooks for him or forces him to#the amount of times throughout the game he'll endure smth bc he knows fighting rei over it will take more energy than just complying
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