#unless 👀......

[ow1et]

i think dating athene is a wild ride like she buys you nice expensive things in lieu of verbal affection and to soothe her feelings of inferiority. she takes you to rich people parties because she needs someone to talk shit with and to use as an excuse to leave. she takes you on museum dates. she leaves lipstick kisses wherever she can reach. but also that guy that said you were out of place at the last gala? yeah she was dangling him over the edge of a twenty story building at two in the morning. he will not be bothering you again.

[egophiliac]

time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

[burningcheese-merchant]

Dark Enchantress rejoicing in the fact that she succeeded in reviving five ultra-powerful villains that she can now weaponize for her own sinister purposes: ❌❌❌❌❌

Dark Enchantress realizing that all she actually accomplished was reviving the Five Stooges and now she has to herd them like a bunch of weird, misshapen, psychotic cats: ✅✅✅✅✅

[evviejo]

having been into star trek for a year now, staying on the fringes of fandom discussions and just churning out gifs, i'm wondering about one thing

add any nuance or details in the tags and reblog please

[coolade]

Hit my man with the Autism Stare ™️

[mumblesplash]

preview of my piece for @hotguycomiczine!

[theredumbrellatheory]

@gas-station-scout

[ifyoucandaniel]

Alright! So I finished hand binding Crimson Rivers by @mayzarbewithyou :) this was my first time bookbinding so excuse the mistakes I am far from great, but all in good time! This fic basically changed the trajectory of my life so I thought I’d give it the love it deserves! the spine is regulus standing looking up at the tree and he is purposely put on the last book because he finally learned how to climb and grow. I’m so emotional over the end of the fic so this is very emotional to me. I did the typeset myself and there are some cool details I’ll try to put in another post, but basically I added all of Zar’s end notes as footnotes to the specific scenes he talks about! All very fun and the dingbats match the theme for the books and the backs each have quotes the correspond. I split it into 5 just because it didn’t feel right to have the epilogues in the same book as the war. They were two completely different parts of the story so I separated them. Anyways I’ll make another post. This was a labor of love and I hope I did it Justice :)

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital comic of Sam and Celia from The Magnus Protocol and Danny from The Magnus Archives on a gray background. Everyone is colored in a single color. Sam is red, Celia is green, and Danny is yellow. Sam is a fat Arab man with short curly dark hair, a mustache, and a small goatee, and he is wearing small black earrings, a cardigan, a turtleneck, trousers and loafers. Celia is a slim Korean woman with short dark hair and she is wearing rectangular glasses, piercings including an industrial piercing, an x-shaped earring, and snakebites, a button-down shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a vest, trousers, and black wrist cuffs. Danny is a tall, beefy Latino man with short hair, a cut in his brow, and a "cat mouth" and he is wearing small hoop earrings and a waiter uniform including an apron and name tag.

Sam and Celia sit at a table looking tired. Sam is resting his chin on his hand and Celia has her fingers steepled.

Sam: We'll NEVER get what we need without this specific thing and/or connection. WHATEVER will we DO?

Danny appears holding a notepad and pen, shrugging sheepishly and smiling with flowers around his head. Sam and Celia sit up, smiling at him excitedly with their hands in the air

Danny: UM, I might just know a guy! Sam: Our regular waiter, Danny Stoker! Celia: You ALWAYS have what we need! Danny: HAHA, what can I say?

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rusty quill i have a suggestion

[cupcakeshakesnake]

I have this idea regarding what to do with my body postmortem, which is that there'd be a button hooked up to my skull that plays recordings of stupid things I said in life

[ribbittrobbit]

suddenly possessed with the urge to make intrepid heroes bingo cards for the episode tonight

[ficandkaboodle]

[cinamun]

100% Certainty | Next

[muchmossymess]

Ethos going around like some kind of alliance whore

[didderd]

a rare sighting of Pop without his jacket and scarf on

[jynjackets]

in their primes