#HEAR ME OUT OKAY

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital comic of Sam and Celia from The Magnus Protocol and Danny from The Magnus Archives on a gray background. Everyone is colored in a single color. Sam is red, Celia is green, and Danny is yellow. Sam is a fat Arab man with short curly dark hair, a mustache, and a small goatee, and he is wearing small black earrings, a cardigan, a turtleneck, trousers and loafers. Celia is a slim Korean woman with short dark hair and she is wearing rectangular glasses, piercings including an industrial piercing, an x-shaped earring, and snakebites, a button-down shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a vest, trousers, and black wrist cuffs. Danny is a tall, beefy Latino man with short hair, a cut in his brow, and a "cat mouth" and he is wearing small hoop earrings and a waiter uniform including an apron and name tag.

Sam and Celia sit at a table looking tired. Sam is resting his chin on his hand and Celia has her fingers steepled.

Sam: We'll NEVER get what we need without this specific thing and/or connection. WHATEVER will we DO?

Danny appears holding a notepad and pen, shrugging sheepishly and smiling with flowers around his head. Sam and Celia sit up, smiling at him excitedly with their hands in the air

Danny: UM, I might just know a guy! Sam: Our regular waiter, Danny Stoker! Celia: You ALWAYS have what we need! Danny: HAHA, what can I say?

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rusty quill i have a suggestion

[guy-named-xtatic]

not familiar

please tell me im onto something

[ellieslovr]

and if i said i was thinking about ellie spitting in your mouth…

[quyeningellvar]

[orviposition]

wdym this isn't yjh staring at kdj walking down the aisle ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ it even has the shoujo filter and all 🤨😍🤨😳🤨

[cobwebs-in-autumn]

Alien!Ghoap abducting you and keeping you on their ship at all times as stress relief, filling all your holes with their strange cum and chittering to you in their native languages.

[aeroargonic]

Crack eclipseshipping DR fic idea where Kai takes one look at Obscuria and decides that she and Wyldfyre are now his and Shade's kids. Whether or not Shade is actually consulted on this depends on the rule of funny.

[eatingahorse]

still mad that we have yet to see hua cheng's female form

I mean I get why......but still I want to see him with some boobage

[onestormynight]

the cure for gold sickness is to wear a gold butt plug at all times. discuss.

[lemon-whiskey]

I’m not escaping the Salem using Qrow like bait to get Oz brain worms for a very very long time. It’s been several days already.

[armorangels]

also this might be a VERY unpopular opinion but i think between neil and todd, todd would be the one who would be more feverishly intimate

[ninesposting]

Secondo in general doesn’t really treat his ghouls that well, they exist for the sole purpose of protecting and caring for the ministry and performing during rituals. Having inherited most of the ghouls from his older brother, there isn’t really an emotional connection between them…

…Except he has a soft spot for River. He’s the first ghoul that Secondo summoned himself and he feels quite strongly about him, though he doesn’t show it all that much his attitude towards River is every so slightly softer than how he usually is. He’s always a little more patient with him, not quite as stern as he’d be with the others, makes sure someone checks in on him every now and then.

It’s not quite fatherly, I don’t think he has it in him, but whenever he wants to complain about how Terzo doesn’t treat the ghouls with enough authority or goes to scold Copia for letting Cumulus sleep in his bed after she had a bad dream he’s reminded of his beloved River ghoul and he almost understands.

[teddyreblogslotf]

my biggest hear my out

[dantefreakdaaaa]

wesker royal au.............................

[autumnalfallingleaves]

Okay, hear me out--

Shin Hati literally just evil(?) Kaisa--

please do not repost

[only-a-randomcabin6demigoddess]

Guys, hear me out:

You know about Will's sister, Kayla, right? And you know that her surname is Knowles, hopefully

And TOA (I'm pretty sure she's first mentioned there) was written before the whole pdiddy thing came up

Do you know what Beyoncé's full name is?

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles.

Uncle Rick knew full well what the fuck he was doing