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Qrow: When you said you were “magical in bed” this isn’t exactly what I was expecting-

Clover: *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Is this your card? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Qrow: ….

Qrow: Holy shit-

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sometimes I see pictures from when I was younger and it makes me wonder why I spent so much time hating myself. sweet little baby me. I was still growing. I was still learning. I was still getting used to my own skin. I didn’t deserve that

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I did check this out.... a LOT of real estate companies, like a scary amount.

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More chappel roan enjoyer clover!

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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Hey you.

Put dried or finely chopped parsley into your scrambled eggs with a little splash of milk, scramble with a fork for like a minute, put tab of butter in pan, coat pan with butter, add egg and cook on very low heat gently stirring continuously till desiredly cooked (if it looks fully together but wet you’re ok as long as nothing is runny.)

Salt and pepper to taste/ cheese.

Serve with toast if desired.

Bye bye!

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Ok I made a fun one for the fun side of tumblr! You’re propositioned by this person at the bar for a beautiful night of love making

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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In honor of chappel officially releasing “The Giver” have a fem clover in cowgirl mode.

She gets the job done.

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Alright ya'll, here me out.... Part 1 of "Back the Future" AU

Part1 || Part2 || Part3 || Part4 || Part5 || Part6 || Part7 || Part8 || Part9 || Part10 || Part11 || Part 12

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I am re-reading The Left Hand of Darkness and unfortunately, my brain is too rotten for this, because all I can think about is an alternate timeline where the girlies got absolutely sauced on this book and instead of inventing the Omegaverse, people just wrote Kemmering AUs instead.

to be clear, Ursula K. LeGuin would hate this

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sometimes i think "well maybe i'm not actually depressed" and then i catch myself going about daily life feeling 85% certain that human existence is probably some sort of purgatorial punishment for sins committed by the soul in some vaster cosmic past life

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: RWBY Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Qrow Branwen/James Ironwood, Qrow Branwen & Team STRQ, Raven Branwen/Summer Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long Characters: Qrow Branwen, James Ironwood, Raven Branwen, Summer Rose (RWBY), Taiyang Xiao Long, Willow Schnee Additional Tags: Team STRQ Era (RWBY), Romance, Vytal Festival (RWBY), Dancing, Qrow Branwen Needs a Hug, Faunus Qrow Branwen, James Ironwood Has a Heart, Qrow Branwen has Panic Attacks, The Branwen Tribe (RWBY), Sibling Rivalry, Anti-Faunus Racism (RWBY), Kissing, Past Child Abuse, Injury Recovery, Secrets, Panic Attacks, Love, Established Relationship, Beacon Academy (RWBY), Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Scars, Pre-RWBY, Pre-Canon, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD Series: Part 2 of Scattered Feathers, Part 16 of My RWBY Fic Collection Summary:

Before coming to Beacon the Vytal Festival had only been important to Qrow when it came to Mistral, and only because tourists were easy targets. He wasn’t a bandit anymore, he was going to be a Huntsman, and he was going to enjoy the Vytal Festival. The festival and, perhaps, the handsome cadet from Atlas he’d met the summer before.

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Just Like the First Time.

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I’m not saying James Ironwood wouldn’t have gone crazy if IQ was canon I’m just saying if I personally had an emo boy kissing me on the reg I’d be more likely to hear out a rational argument.