#unless… 👀

[ribbittrobbit]

suddenly possessed with the urge to make intrepid heroes bingo cards for the episode tonight

[oorangesoda]

w webfishing… my beloved…

[sparfloxacin]

day 3?! I thought he went there yesterday 😭💞

ooooh 🥺💞 I wonder if they spent the Sunday at Aleksi’s and traveled there together 💗😭 Aleksi just can’t get enough of his boyfriend, can he 🤧

[sugarcarnation]

sick and twisted that there’s no chance of dazai being turned into a vampire

[makytheclowmofficial]

If being Pansexual, polyamorous and a girl-flux is considered top tier controversy then…

[so-sleepy-puppy]

ope my older friend just responded to me telling her i’m stoned (as context for a statement/interaction) with a “good for you!! […] 🥰” and that’s doing something with the intox kink lmao

[egophiliac]

time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

[burningcheese-merchant]

Dark Enchantress rejoicing in the fact that she succeeded in reviving five ultra-powerful villains that she can now weaponize for her own sinister purposes: ❌❌❌❌❌

Dark Enchantress realizing that all she actually accomplished was reviving the Five Stooges and now she has to herd them like a bunch of weird, misshapen, psychotic cats: ✅✅✅✅✅

[evviejo]

having been into star trek for a year now, staying on the fringes of fandom discussions and just churning out gifs, i'm wondering about one thing

add any nuance or details in the tags and reblog please

[usertransducks]

The post has been updated!

Alright thoughts about Infinity Dime time (I didn’t really like it):

I already had a suspicion that it was going to be a poorly paced mess that mostly focused on fighting but I still held out some hope since people were assuring me that Marvel could still write good comics that focused on characters.

Unfortunately they did not account for them try to fit multiple issues worth of plot in a single issue.

Anything that may have been interesting, such as meeting with other Scrooges and convincing them to team up, wasn’t present and instead they would time-skip around to get to the combat. Many attempts clearly didn’t work, as there were noticeably more Donalds than Scrooges, and I would have liked to see a defeated Scrooge accept the dime as gone or a world where HDL wasn’t there to save Scrooge like they were in our main one. (I knew they wouldn’t give me that though.)

Speaking of Donald, what in the one-note character was that? They set up the comic having Donald not making it to Bear Mountain as the change that lead to Scrooge-Above-All becoming an even more bitter old man and in another time skip apparently his Donald and HDL are what helped him become a better person, but all we see of Donald plot-wise is:

Donald making the wrong turn (2 panels)

The Donalds angrily fighting the Beagle Boys after the Gyros “[…] had them working on their cars […]” so they’d “[…bonk] themselves with wrenches for hours […]” (2 panels)

A bunch more of the Donalds at the post-timeskip Christmas Party where the ending gag is they all fight each other (2 panels and a full-page)

The only Donalds shown that aren’t in the process of fighting someone is a Donald sitting with Medieval Gladstone and different Donald talking with a different Gladstone in the same panel that I didn’t even see until I was cropping the panel.

Now I can hear the “This is an Uncle Scrooge comic, not a Donald Duck comic” argument from a mile away, but for a comic showing that being with Donald and HDL is what’s stopping Scrooge from becoming a major villain they sure do ignore why that is.

I will say one thing though, Scrooge-Above-All having magic he stole from multiple Magicas is cool, even though I would have liked to see him try to steal magic from our Magica instead of him just using it with no reaction from the other Scrooges.

Anyways uhhhh read the non-Marvel Duckverse comics

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The edit you’ve all been waiting for:

The Beagle Boy Problem

Its very clear that there were only two reasons the Beagle Boys were in this comic:

Nostalgia

To give Scrooge-Above-All the closest they could get to “the villain’s mindless goons”

I wholeheartedly believe you could take them out of this comic and replace them with any old goon and it would change nothing. There is no explanation for why Scrooge-Above-All is hiring Beagle Boys from every universe and no explanation tor why they’re agreeing. We can theorize from this page:

that Scrooge-Above-All may have promised all the different Beagles that they could have free reign over his Duckburg in exchange for their services, but I only come to that conclusion because of the 3 Beagle Boys who look different from the others in the second panel. Without them I would have just assumed that his Beagles just terrorized his Duckburg because there was no one actively stopping them.

Also this:

is the last we see of them. There isn’t even a small panel of all the defeated Beagle Boys being lead to their different universes. They’re just… removed from the plot.

Also, going back to the Scrooges thing, look at how many more there are in this final page:

Where were they? Why didn’t they help? Why were they invited to this Christmas party? Did Scrooge-Above-All just invite every Scrooge he stole from and didn’t kill? I need answers.

Now for what you’re really here for:

Gladstone Count: 3

Fethry Count: 1

[coolade]

Hit my man with the Autism Stare ™️

[mumblesplash]

preview of my piece for @hotguycomiczine!

[theredumbrellatheory]

@gas-station-scout

[ifyoucandaniel]

Alright! So I finished hand binding Crimson Rivers by @mayzarbewithyou :) this was my first time bookbinding so excuse the mistakes I am far from great, but all in good time! This fic basically changed the trajectory of my life so I thought I’d give it the love it deserves! the spine is regulus standing looking up at the tree and he is purposely put on the last book because he finally learned how to climb and grow. I’m so emotional over the end of the fic so this is very emotional to me. I did the typeset myself and there are some cool details I’ll try to put in another post, but basically I added all of Zar’s end notes as footnotes to the specific scenes he talks about! All very fun and the dingbats match the theme for the books and the backs each have quotes the correspond. I split it into 5 just because it didn’t feel right to have the epilogues in the same book as the war. They were two completely different parts of the story so I separated them. Anyways I’ll make another post. This was a labor of love and I hope I did it Justice :)

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital comic of Sam and Celia from The Magnus Protocol and Danny from The Magnus Archives on a gray background. Everyone is colored in a single color. Sam is red, Celia is green, and Danny is yellow. Sam is a fat Arab man with short curly dark hair, a mustache, and a small goatee, and he is wearing small black earrings, a cardigan, a turtleneck, trousers and loafers. Celia is a slim Korean woman with short dark hair and she is wearing rectangular glasses, piercings including an industrial piercing, an x-shaped earring, and snakebites, a button-down shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a vest, trousers, and black wrist cuffs. Danny is a tall, beefy Latino man with short hair, a cut in his brow, and a "cat mouth" and he is wearing small hoop earrings and a waiter uniform including an apron and name tag.

Sam and Celia sit at a table looking tired. Sam is resting his chin on his hand and Celia has her fingers steepled.

Sam: We'll NEVER get what we need without this specific thing and/or connection. WHATEVER will we DO?

Danny appears holding a notepad and pen, shrugging sheepishly and smiling with flowers around his head. Sam and Celia sit up, smiling at him excitedly with their hands in the air

Danny: UM, I might just know a guy! Sam: Our regular waiter, Danny Stoker! Celia: You ALWAYS have what we need! Danny: HAHA, what can I say?

end ID]

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rusty quill i have a suggestion

[cupcakeshakesnake]

I have this idea regarding what to do with my body postmortem, which is that there'd be a button hooked up to my skull that plays recordings of stupid things I said in life