#universal receiver

[queersatanic]

gay sex

[technically-human]

First meeting

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce, giving teen!Jason the shittiest car driving lesson ever: And remember, if you still hadn't figured out how to park, and a police officer tries to fine you for that, just tell your name backwards. The CGPD has too much job to actually search for you afterwards. They will just have a pile on your name in their department. And I didn't tell you that, but their system hadn't been updated well for ages. So, they won't be able to tell for sure if you are lying about your name or not. 16!Jason, nodding: Sounds cool. Bruce: ...It is not cool, but Alfred said it works, so we listen to Alfred.

(Years later, pre-reveal)

Batman, standing on the rooftop: So, Jim... anything new? Jim Gordon: Yeah, you know, nothing, actually. Except for an asshole, whose parking fines are filling my whole fucking cabinet. He keeps putting his bike anywhere he wants, especially next to our building - an audacity! - and then, disappears after receiving a fine. I can't find him anywhere. Batman, chuckling: That's smart. Jim Gordon: Yeah, fuck him. Tason Jodd, my ass. Who fucking names their kid like that? Batman, with his smile disappearing: ...What. Jim Gordon: What? Batman: ...Jim. I need you to call me the next time this guy appears. Jim Gordon, concerned: Hey, this is just a teenager. It is fine, no need to break his spine or something- Batman: Use Bat-signal next time you see him. I am serious. Jim Gordon: ...What the hell. Sure?

[returntosunder]

So, kinds nervous posting this for some reason, but I've been wantin to make my own interpretation of some different aus, but i wanted to do Ink first.

Sorry if it's not as creative as how some people design them, but i feel happy with how he came out

Some close ups and info under the cut

I have a hard time explaining my train of thoughts, so if it doesn't make sense I'm sorry I'm trying my best T-T

I was kinda inspired by the kidcore aesthetic and I wanted him to have a lot of saturated colors and paint smeared all over the place, just colorful chaos... I was also inspired by Sherbet ice cream. Don ask why idk it just came into mind while coloring :/

I didn't want to stray too far from their original outfit, but I just made alterations to fit my style a bit more and made it have some more round shapes. I also had a theme of stars and hearts in the outfit. The stars is somthin all the star sanses are gonna have as a theme (obviously), but the hearts is just in reference to his lack of having a soul.

They also have some stickers they stick on broomy that id like to think others gifted them. Same goes with the bracelets, he gets them as gifts from others and likes to traid some of them (I'm kinda projecting here lol). He's also got paint in his fingers cause I'd like to think that he finger paints a lot on random blank surfaces, especially blank white surfaces (again, projecting here)

Overall, its not much of a difference, and it's more of a self-indulgent thing i wanted to try. I hope that people can enjoy this as much as I enjoyed drawing it :)

Im planning on doing both Dream and Nightmare next <3

Ink!sans belongs to @comyet

[chainuuser]

nothing works for everyone

[sightseertrespasser]

So far, the vibe I’m getting from Deadlock, Prowl and Swerve in the Reverse Mecha AU is:

Feral stray dog, abused shelter cat and Livestream hamster.

[estebunny]

jack doohan, lance stroll and esteban ocon chatting after driver parade 🔇

via Alpine F1 team Instagram reels

[booasaur]

Venmo @ bcabolitioncollective

[Edit: don't donate anymore, they have enough, as per

]

Incidentally, they also suspended Ilhan Omar's daughter.

Edited on the morning of April 19th to no longer be rebloggable because of the venmo change above

[thewritetofreespeech]

Hello, can you do butterflies with Jason Todd and reader girlfriend?

nsfw prompt list - butterflies. our muses doing something new in bed.

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Jason was sick in the head.

He knew that for a long time about himself. Maybe even before the Pit, but especially after. He’d come back wrong. Or at least not quite right in the head after what happened.

Why else would a man who died burning, then brought back by being submerged in boiling supernatural goo, ask to be burned?

“Ah fuck!” Jason hissed as the wax splattered on his skin. He twisted and writhed while hissing through his teeth, but then settled as his grimace turned into a wild, wide grin. “Not so close babe….”

“Why? Do you think it would hurt?” His girlfriend teased. Holding the candle and it’s flame way too close to his dick.

She knew he wanted it to hurt. Something was wrong with him now where the only time he could truly feel pleasure was with pain. Maybe it was because all he seemed to feel in his life was pain. Maybe something went wrong with his wires getting crossed when he came back. Maybe he should see a shrink.

Don’t get him wrong. Jason loved having regular sex with his girlfriend. It was amazing. She was amazing. But still there was a part of him that craved this from her. This being hurt.

“Don’t worry. I’m not going to do it.” She assured him as she moved the candle back from his cock. Jason could literally feel the temperature change around it. “If for nothing else, I need it later.” Jason grinned. A smart remark on his tongue about how she needed him, how she wanted him, but it was snuffed out as she dribbled new wax across his chest. “You’re a sick man Jason Todd.”

“Ah! I know!” His hands gripped the bars of their headboard. He might not be Superman, but he could certainly bend them fair enough even with his mortal man strength. “Fuck me up baby.”

“Fuck you up or fuck you?” Her grin made Jason groan. Even with how foggy his mind was right now, he had the sense to know she was being mean to him.

“Mmmm…both….” Jason lifted his hips up where she was straddling him to rub his hard cock against her inner thigh. “Come on baby. Fuck me up.”

[danielnelsen]

while i get where this comes from and it’s true to an extent, i reeeaaaally don’t like how people try to explain “trans men don’t [necessarily] have male privilege” with things like “some trans men don’t pass”.

like sure that’s the most obvious example (someone who is seen as a woman won’t have the privilege that comes with being seen a man) but you’re still acting like being a passing trans man is just a free opt-in to male privilege which is………kinda the issue.

[adrixivy]

sometimee, fic writers make Peter a twink in spideypool fics. i don’t like it but when the plot is good and maintains Peter’s personality, i usually let it slide. But when it doesn’t, it’s usually a bad fic so I drop it.

Like when Wade admires Peter’s body, what do you mean “His small slender build” or “his clean pearl-like skin, littered with no marks unlike mine”?? No thank you!

Give me the best sleeper build on Peter Parker please! The man definitely always wear baggy clothes because he DOESN’T want anyone to know he’s actually pretty ripped. The man IS muscular and it shows when he wears his spandex suit. (The tight suit is serving us so good)

Like, Peter’s biceps are big. The size of an average male’s head probably. Man has thunder thighs. His chest is glorious, with pecs that Wade would LOVE to lay his head against. Give the man a slutty waist too and THAT would be why Wade is admiring the man’s body, drooling over his beautiful muscular body.

His height is probably a little taller than average too. But Wade will always be taller than Peter because he is a huge man. The man is probably at least a LITTLE tan too.

And please, Peter “Everytime they knock me down, I’ll get back up again” Parker has no scars whatsoever on his body? The man definitely suffered through so much injuries that even his enhanced healing can’t keep up and it left at least SOME scars on his body. Like for example, maybe the spider bite left a mark on the back of his neck (if we’re using Andrew) OR a small mark on his hand (if we’re following the comics).

He definitely had cuts from people before, whether it be a mugger with a knife and he accidentally got cut or cuts from Octavius’s tentacles cause he couldn’t evade it all.

You’re also saying he doesn’t have ANY burn scars from jumping into buildings enveloped in fire so many times in his vigilante career that he could be a single firefighter unit?? Like c’mon people, think of his hardships as a teen hero learning the ropes and improving himself slowly over the years!

Wade would ADORE the man if he had marks on his body. His whole body is covered in scars, so what makes you think that he’ll discriminate others who have them too?

I get most people would want the common slender bottom and beefed up top but it’s freaking Spider-Man. HE IS BEEFED UP TOO. Wade is extremely huge so when he’s beside Peter, Peter will always look sort of slender too but he’s not! He’s ripped and his body is ABOVE an average man’s body. Wade���s muscular build is just abnormal, probably because he’s always been hella huge or it was the experiment. I dunno but all I know is, PETER IS NOT AN ACTUAL TWINK.

He only acts like it. Thanks for listening people😊

[greennoobartist]

This panel be like:

Art by: @linkeduniverse

A high quality and perfect loop version yippie :D

Original post is here

[prlssprfctn]

Another Crack!Au with Red Hood's goons because I love them this much: Jason Peter Todd comes back alive legally for the rest of the world, and now Red Hood Inc. is sure that their boss is crushing on that boy. Proofs? P l e n t y.

Proof number one: their boss *giggles* when TV shows some of Jason's funny jokes from his new interviews. Well, his giggle surely sounds ominous behind the voice modulator, but it is clearly a girlish giggle.

Red Hood, hitting the table in the fit of laughter: Gosh, this one was absolutely hilarious. Like, the subtle shadowing and literature reference? Good one, good one... I should joke like this more.

Goons, staring in awe: Yeah, boss, he is so funny. You think so, too, right?

Red Hood, amused: You like him? Good fucking choice, good fucking choice.

Proof number two: Red Hood starts hating Joker even more once the publicity finds out that Jason Todd was considered dead because he was under the witness protection system due to seeing Joker killing the Second Robin.

Red Hood, murmuring: This is fucking ridicilous. Witness protection system, my ass. I mean—

Goons, exicted: Boss, this is just another proof that Joker shall be dead!

Goons, thinking that killing Joker could definitely impress Jason, so he would go out with their boss: I am sure that kid will like this clown dead more!

Red Hood, who just thinks that they are empathetic and worried like that: You think so too? Good work, guys. Really. I appreciate you.

Proof number three aka. the most convincing one: Red Hood doesn't even try to beat these allegations. Case in point:

Goons: Bossman, we have a game for you. Hug, marry, kill — but it is the oldest male members of the Wayne family. Bruce Wayne, Richard Grayson-Wayne, and Jason Todd-Wayne.

Red Hood, with his face turning into disgust, because what a one can choose there in HIS case: Uh, kill Bruce. I guess, hug Dick boy. Uh, marry Jason?

Goons: YES!!!

Red Hood, confused: Are you fans or something—

[deceptiveshadow]

Anyone else not know how to react when someone hugs you or wants to? Yeah it's a rare thing to happen for me and idk how to handle it except tense up.

[zarvasace]

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[thegoldenageofnza]

Clark’s costume is all primary colors, the primary colors of light (green and yellow are basically the same)

Bruce’s costume is basically all black in some iterations, black is the color that absorbs all light

they were made for each other inarguably so deemed by the laws of physics