#tason jodd my love

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce, giving teen!Jason the shittiest car driving lesson ever: And remember, if you still hadn't figured out how to park, and a police officer tries to fine you for that, just tell your name backwards. The CGPD has too much job to actually search for you afterwards. They will just have a pile on your name in their department. And I didn't tell you that, but their system hadn't been updated well for ages. So, they won't be able to tell for sure if you are lying about your name or not. 16!Jason, nodding: Sounds cool. Bruce: ...It is not cool, but Alfred said it works, so we listen to Alfred.

(Years later, pre-reveal)

Batman, standing on the rooftop: So, Jim... anything new? Jim Gordon: Yeah, you know, nothing, actually. Except for an asshole, whose parking fines are filling my whole fucking cabinet. He keeps putting his bike anywhere he wants, especially next to our building - an audacity! - and then, disappears after receiving a fine. I can't find him anywhere. Batman, chuckling: That's smart. Jim Gordon: Yeah, fuck him. Tason Jodd, my ass. Who fucking names their kid like that? Batman, with his smile disappearing: ...What. Jim Gordon: What? Batman: ...Jim. I need you to call me the next time this guy appears. Jim Gordon, concerned: Hey, this is just a teenager. It is fine, no need to break his spine or something- Batman: Use Bat-signal next time you see him. I am serious. Jim Gordon: ...What the hell. Sure?

[novadoesartforfun]

Tason Jodd the social media question reporter for the news.

Context : Jason was able to get a part time reporter job with civilian identity at a random news station. And uses that to annoy the family.

Jason : Hello, I am Tason from the News. Is it true that you love your mysterious mother more than your father?

Damien "who can't keep another pet" Wayne : Yes, mother would let me have that pet Puma.

Jason : I thought it was a cat.

Jason : Mr,Drake! Mr,Drake! Tason from the news. Why is it that Red Hood was the one that always has to save you when you are kidnapped?

Tim : .........no comment.. //*sign language* I am going to kill you.

Jason : Aww that's a shame. // *Sign language* Get in line. ;).

Tim : How did you do that Winkie emoji with sign language!?

Jason : ....

Jason : Sir, I am Tason Jodd from the News. Is it true that you and Nightwing had a secret competition to see who has a better ass?

Dick : Wh-Jay? Ahem...yes and it was a tie..

Jason : Wow, no hesitation. I forgot I can't embarrass you.

Dick : *whisper* Nice try, little wing

Jason : Mr,Wayne!! Tason from the News. Who's your favorite child?

Bruce : My favorite son was the one that I failed to save. I still haven't forgiven myself for not trusting him and not arriving on time. And even when seeing him again and getting a second chance, I put my job before him.....and now I am not sure if I will ever be able to get that change again...

Jason : ......

*manly sniffing and sobbing can later be heard in the news car*

-Jason stayed at the Manor for 2 months after that others didn't ask why-

[brbremaking]

my mommy: so what’s red hoods deal?

me: okay so

we’re watching utrh and I’m explaining how different it is to the comic and how it doesn’t do him justice and she agrees

[headcanonsandhijinx]

Jason Todd As Sweeney Todd

I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this but I’m a huge fan of musicals (despite not being able to sing for shit) and I was watching Sweeney Todd yesterday and this just randomly popped into my head.

Jason playing Sweeney Todd in the musical. He’s even got the white hair streak already and you can’t tell me that he wouldn’t have fun playing this role. I can just imagine him having so much fun singing ‘A Little Priest’, plus him frequently wanting to slide down the barber chair slide during rehearsals and finally being allowed to and the cast just hear ‘this is awesome’ as he goes down. (Damn it! He’d like 19, let him be a silly teenager sometimes. Okay, I know 19’s not quite a teenager anymore but I want to have fun and go down the slidey murder chair so I’m projecting.)

But can you imagine Jason finally gets his mind back after the Lazarus pit rage finally fades after Talia convinced him to train and prepare himself long enough that it faded before he had any actually serious revenge plans, so Talia’s all like ‘Now Jason, I know you want revenge but-’Jason just cuts in ‘Screw revenge. I’ve spent too much fucking time on that and it was stupid.’

So he just up and leaves back to Gotham and ends up getting lucky and doing some theatre work. Eventually, leading him to audition and get cast in the lead role for the Gotham production of Sweeney Todd and he loves it, there’s only one problem.

He never tells Bruce that he’s back and frankly, doesn’t want much to do with him for the moment, but because it’s kinda a big deal in Gotham Bruce shows up with Dick and Tim for opening night, the show starts AND BRUCE HAS A FUCKING HEART ATTACK BECAUSE ‘WHY DOES THAT GUY LOOK LIKE JASON!’. Dick’s sitting next to him in their box and is just tapping his arm whispering ‘Bruce! Bruce! Bruce, I think I’ve been dosed with something.’ Tim is just staring at them both because although they aren’t showing it, Tim can tell their panicking so he just looks at the program and sees Jason’s new name (for a second I did consider his fake name being Tason Jodd) Todd Peters and he spent enough time stalking him to recognise Jason.

So Bruce, Dick and Tim all have to watch this musical where the main character is played by someone they thought was dead but now possibly isn’t, while Jason’s on stage and notices them and is like ‘Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, I forgot about them coming tonight! Shit’.

Basically I think it would end with Bruce, Dick and Tim being like ‘Jason, come home with us.’ While Jason’s just like ‘Let me be in my musicals in peace, goddamn it!’ While they inevitably turn up every time he’s in another production. (Also Jason totally doesn’t send Alfred tickets to some of his shows and if you ask him he will deny it.)

[brbremaking]

Thought someone drew Jason in big block heel lace up boots like identical to the ones I always wear but really my eyes just glitched and now I’m sad