#unfortunately i’m at work instead

[cursemyexistences]

i need to be at a beach boardwalk wearing big sunglasses, a bikini, and tiny denim shorts

[my-rights-are-grian-rights]

you say you’re a stress monster but the only thing stressful ‘bout your diss and your lyrics is that they’re unsuccessful!!!!!

[starbuck]

only at the Moby-Dick reading will you hear people randomly singing both the Dave Malloy Moby-Dick musical and The Mountain Goats… the only other time i’ve been surrounded by this many fellow queer was The Mountain Goats concert.

[femme-enby]

What if I just go crazy. Absolutely bananas. Positively kookoo. Brazenly bonkers even.

[korixae]

i’ll fall into a new obsession (start watching a new tv show) crave them on-theme tumblr shitposts, follow all the tags before i’ve finished the show, and then be surprised when i actually get posts about it n be upset that i have to put them in my drafts otherwise ill get spoilt. can’t scroll past that’s a waste of a perfectly good post nono they get put in the drafts for me to look at. one day.

[genderfluid-druid]

“what happened to him?” “he read a book so bad he returned it to the library a third of the way through, but now his brain won’t stop chewing on the potential it had 😔”

[dontthinkitsknowledge]

I feel like garbage but I literally just can’t bring myself to actually tell it to my friends so I’m sending a vibe into the tumblr atmosphere 〰️〰️

[romantically-yours]

I finally own decent heels and I want so badly to be able to use the newly acquired height to pin a cute girl against the wall and fluster her

[fierykitten2]

Feesh

Steam (Vaporeon) was low on health and missed an attack so I swapped her out for Blueberry who finished the job with Hydro Steam

[anddreadful]

I love how in my dnd career some spells/ abilities come to be associated with particular campaigns in totally organic ways, and then at a certain point they’re a Motif Now imbued with thematic meaning and using them creates a thread to all the other times they’ve been used in that story. Fireball for Lights, lightning spells for Storm Kings, the corruption stuff in World Torn, feather fall and healing magic in Strahd, and now Command and Detect Thoughts in Unearthed Remnants. I love that discovery and meaning-making process and the fusion of practical mechanical problem-solving with narrative. I love dnd!!!!!

[oysters-aint-for-me]

maybe when the spanish subtitles for “dennis takes a mental health day” are released, his doctor will say at the end “eso es bueno sr. reynolds. todavía tienes hipertensión” instead of whatever bullshit the english dub tried to pull

[demigirl-demigod]

I think sleeping for 4 years and then laying around doing nothing for 2 more would fix me

[confusion-inducing-wheezing]

edit actually: i do have some criticisms to make of your point but i was purposefully being a stubborn ass on this post for no good reason because i felt obnoxious yesterday. didn't expect to actually get a response and it made me realize that i genuinely need to examine why i have such an urge to be an asshole to strangers online.

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[spikeisawesome456]

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[fogonsunday]

Being a communist sucks so bad because I’ll have an eye opening conversation with a liberal or unlabeled leftist where they go “yeah… you’re right about this but I don’t know how it works.” So then I send them PDFs, podcasts, books, interviews, etc and they go yeah I’m not reading all that. Hell world.

[asterixafterthis]

sometimes friends of mine are like ‘hey I’m placing an order but the shipping is nuts. It’s flat rate tho so if you want to go halfsies with me 👀?’

anyways this is how I have come to be in possession of Korean fish shaped custard waffles. they’re good. Unbelievably sweet but still good.