#underwear coming off

[sporadicspores]

just some damp, sweaty boys because i was compelled by homosexuality as well as this post by @astarionformayor ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

[allmyandroids]

Dutra cake appreciation post 🍑

[phregnancy]

Everybody says 2009 Phil destroyed 2009 Dan’s hole but I disagree. 18 year old Dan Howell who was freshly out of a long term relationship with a woman was not bottoming. He was laying Phil on his back playing cheesy songs on his iPod while he was rocking into Phil. 18 year old Dan was letting the 22 year old with more gay sexual experience ride him as he made eye contact with Uma Thurman. 18 year old Dan was making a mess with cherry lube when he was trying to do prep Phil for the first time because he was so concerned with hurting Phil. That’s the same Dan that kissed Phil first on the Manchester Eye and had his hand on Phil’s waist guiding him at the Cat & Bear Halloween Party. And that’s the same Phil that said he was clawing at and biting Dan because he was really nervous and excited. I think people who think 18 year old Dan was this virgin bottom baby who received Daddy’s good dick have no concept of how gay sexual relationships work in practice. Dan’s been dicking AmazingPhil down since 2009.

[thefanciestborrower]

Sometimes being the resident pred just means you have to put up with your buddies using you as a tent every winter

Davey likes to complain about it, but truth be told he doesn’t mind all that much. At least it means he’s full right?

[chompe-diem]

random insane headcanon but i firmly believe albin takes exclusively cold showers.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Mordecai probably lives in an apartment or something, but my first thought when you brought up the Caves on that post was that he won’t tell us because he’s been living in the Caves the Whole Time. Even tho he’d hate the slime mold.

yeah a Whole Damn House would be a bit much, and probably not as useful for the nightly bootlegging related goings on: see, freckle needing to stand around waiting for a ride before he can go shoot people. whereas mordecai can show up to the maribel hotel on foot, or at least have started out somewhere he could get a cab or whatever....and this is probably the closest to any relevant Living Situation Glimpses

someplace with a bed, and one with an art deco headboard....a modern style, so it's neither Antique nor unfancy enough to have less identifiable stylings at all. like just by guessing surely he lives in some apartment that's unassuming enough to live unassumingly in, with whatever alias, so something large & fancy would be unhelpful....plus if he's gonna be fairly rigorous in his domestic upkeep, it wouldn't really help to have a huge place, even if for the same reasons it wouldn't be too small (or old or otherwise unpleasant; hard no to slime mold, slime, or mold....) and like re: the rotating aliases, maybe he moves places fairly regularly for good measure, been at this like, a decade....tl;dr probably has some apartment/s that's roomy but not huge, nice but not Fancy fancy, at the nexus of practicality, resources, and preferences

but it's important to think about "what if mordecai's been living in the caves the whole time" b/c that's funny lmao

[invinciblerodent]

this post has wormed its way into my head

god, it would be so good to give Solas a bit of a gay crisis in my canon game with Ray.

I typically really like to include something of a "could have been" type of a relationship, or a one-sided crush in my characters' stories (just to act as an extra point of interest), but... I already have him have a very uncomfortable misunderstanding going on with Cassandra, and a slightly homoerotic mentorship with Blackwall....

Like I know he's cute, and I know he's a veritable golden retriever who just wants to be liked so bad, but that.... that would be too many people caught in his (unconsciously woven) web, I think

that'd mean that this regular-ass garden variety white boy came in with that AOE charisma, and we can't exactly have that, can we

[coockie8]

thinking about the scene in Reign Storm where Vlad is helping them finish building the Ecto Skeleton, and in the scene where he's building it, he's in this like pinkish button down and overalls, but then in the next scene, he's putting his suit jacket on, and he's back in the clothes he usually wears.

This implies that he just... Willingly got fully changed right there in the lab in front of everyone and I love that so much lol The whole Fenton clan (minus maybe Jazz I can't remember if she's there) just saw Vlad in his underwear in their lab at least once and Danny like actively watched, 'cause Vlad was still getting changed when Danny taunts him about how much Jack and Maddie love each other 😂

[cogentranting]

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[midnightcaptions]

SKORT WHAT?

[franks-unholy-confessional]

ChronicArsonists Confession of the Night:

Just imagining bending Frank over the vanity counter in the green room of a venue. Fingering him open and filling him up with a plug. Making him go out on stage and carry on business as usual. Not telling him it was also a vibrator. Just watching him from stage right stutter in his movements as I slowly turn it up and have him so hard he’s grinding against his guitar. Watching him drop when he moves just right and it sits perfectly against his prostate.

Then dragging him to a storage room after to fuck him over hard and messy, finally letting him come after being achingly hard for the entire show, crying in relief. He’d be so so pretty.

[justmeinatree]

yall i had the most fucked up dream last night

[fingertipsmp3]

So the x-ray went fucking terribly

[youngpettyqueen]

BJ menacing Hawkeye for absolutely no reason in Bottoms Up I can understand but why does everyone act like Hawkeye killed their mother. since when are they all Charles Emerson Winchester III stans. BJ being a bastard is perfectly in character but why is everyone else acting Like That

[disgruntledkittenface]

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[giantkillerjack]

Fun fact: I have never watched The Goes Wrong Show Christmas Special (specifically the one with the talking snowman) without literally sobbing from laughter.

I mean, tears down my face, struggling to breathe, falling on the floor laughter. 15/10. This should be everyone's favorite show.