#they probably did play music out of an ipod and drink cheap wine together and think it was the height of romance

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Everybody says 2009 Phil destroyed 2009 Dan’s hole but I disagree. 18 year old Dan Howell who was freshly out of a long term relationship with a woman was not bottoming. He was laying Phil on his back playing cheesy songs on his iPod while he was rocking into Phil. 18 year old Dan was letting the 22 year old with more gay sexual experience ride him as he made eye contact with Uma Thurman. 18 year old Dan was making a mess with cherry lube when he was trying to do prep Phil for the first time because he was so concerned with hurting Phil. That’s the same Dan that kissed Phil first on the Manchester Eye and had his hand on Phil’s waist guiding him at the Cat & Bear Halloween Party. And that’s the same Phil that said he was clawing at and biting Dan because he was really nervous and excited. I think people who think 18 year old Dan was this virgin bottom baby who received Daddy’s good dick have no concept of how gay sexual relationships work in practice. Dan’s been dicking AmazingPhil down since 2009.