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FUCKKKK I NEED SYLUS BIRTHDAY CARD

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GAHHHH HES SUCHA. LOSER

He def talks to himself so often. HIS EMBARRASSING MEMORIES STAY KEEPING HIM UP AT NIGHT whispering “why do i even try” like they actually haunt him. His inner monologue goes crazy

And him slapping his forehead and throwing his head back in disappointment whenever something happens. And audibly groaning. Even in public

i SAW that caleb headcanon you dared to delete… and u were 100% correct.

HELPPP MY SERIAL POST DELETER TENDENCIES WERE CAUGHT NOOOOO

i'm glad you agree.. caleb sighs and mutter "i should kill myself" whenever he's unable to clasp his necklace on the first try

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˙ ✩°˖ ✈️ bulking szn / caleb x reader

synopsis; who knew your lovely and insanely strong boyfriend could get even more muscular — even more sexy. gotta thank bulking season for that!

⋆ 800 words / suggestive (NSFW) / fem reader / 2nd person

caleb's hot. he's been hot.

you know that, and everyone around you knows that — it's almost become a running joke how he gets stares from everyone when he's out and about.

what you didn't know is that he could get even more attractive. who could blame you, though? he looks like he inspired michelangelo's david — and he can get hotter? now that's just plain greedy. except it's happening, and all you can do is stare at him more than usual.

and here was your greek god of a boyfriend standing in the kitchen, preparing his protein shake. sitting at the kitchen island with your chin resting on your hand, you were staring at him, ogling him. his arms looked so good. how would they feel around your neck, you wondered — but your daydreams had to be cut short by the sound of a refrigerator door closing loudly.

"you know baby, a picture might last you longer. i can feel your eyes on me, and i'm not even facing you."

"mmh, i'm just not used to this whole," you make vague gestures in the air, "bulking thing. gotta stare and memorize it."

he laughs, and you keep on openly admiring him. when he mentioned that he'd be bulking soon, you just nodded, not entirely sure what that implied. the caleb you knew from your childhood and teenage years was strong, yes, but mostly athletic. this meatier, buffer version was new, but so, so, so welcome.

right now, his muscles weren't as defined as you were used to. he looked more.. soft. still as strong, but he seemed bigger — he could already dwarf you before, but now, it was way more serious. not only that, he's traded his looser shirtless tank tops for compression shirts, and it was such a delight for your eyes. his pecs looked bigger, and his back — his back. just a little more broad. just a hint more sexy. was it even legal to look that good?

but man, whenever you hugged him? it was like heaven held you in its embrace. the cherry on top of your very attractive (beef)cake. he was so much warmer too — caleb always ran hot. he's your personal heater during the winter months, but now? he was burning hot. or maybe is it just how you see him? who knows, honestly.

funniest thing about this situation, though? caleb knew you'd react like that upon seeing him get more buff, but he didn't know you'd be that affected by bulking season. he knew how much you enjoyed his physique, and bulking up in order to cut and get stronger and bigger than you, just seemed like a nice challenge. a good way to keep himself busy and please you.

there was one more thing though, way more challenging than keeping tracks of his macros in his new diet. you made it insanely difficult to keep his hands to himself. first, it was the staring. he was well aware that you couldn't really help yourself, he was there looking all handsome just for you. the half-lidded stares when he worked out, lingering glances at his arms and chest, bedroom eyes when he wore that compression shirt one size too small, were to be expected. the way you basically undressed him with your gaze occasionally made him flushed, but caleb couldn't even comment on it — he did the same to you practically daily.

and then came the physical touch.

caleb wasn't shy. he knew he looked attractive, and he knew that you found him attractive. he also knew you were touchy, but your touchiness increased tenfold when he started bulking, always poking and prodding at his body. a perpetually careful hand making goosebumps appear on his skin as you softly traced the lines of the veins on his arms. did you know what you were doing? or were you unconsciously exercising your right to touch his body as if it were yours to own. oh well, it basically was — he was your possession as much as you were his.

god, you made it so hard to hold back, though. caleb just wanted to manhandle you and show you that he wasn't just getting softer — his strength remained. he could still bend you whatever which way he pleased (and he knew you'd enjoy it), but he held back. he held back because after years of yearning, years of practiced patience, he knew the reward was worth it.

so caleb just kept on tolerating it. after all, bulking season wasn't over just yet — he could handle your hands roaming around a little more. three more weeks until he could show you his full potential.

you'd get your lovely buff caleb showing off his muscles for you, and in return, he'd get his even lovelier girlfriend underneath him and return all the physical touches he's been subjected to while bulking — he'll have you oh so pliant and responsive to his roughhousing in bed.

fair trade!

🍎 pomme's final notes — don't look at me too hard this is so self indulgent i just really like strong guys and i've been rewatching caleb content and his back is just. irresistible i'm gonna chew on him like those buff bear breads

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. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ ୨୧‧₊˚✧ bf! caleb + your heating pad

cws: boyfriend caleb, non-graphic period sex (last day), temperature play, established relationship, smut, unprotected sex

a/n: so i have a period kink.

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bf! caleb loves fucking you after you’ve been laying on the heating pad all day. of course, he hates that you’re uncomfortable with your body enough to need it. he does everything he can to make you feel cared for when you’re on your period, but you even need the heating pad on your last day sometimes. he keeps track of your schedule, makes sure there’s plenty of tea in the cabinets, and you’ve got an abundance of period products. he also doesn’t mind massaging any cramps away, would prefer for you to use him instead of taking any prescriptions or drugs. he all but rubs his hands together like a super villain when you finally give in and turn over on your back in bed to spread your legs for him. he starts with gently massaging your dewy pink walls with his long digits.  

bf! caleb is instantly met with your warmth, more than usual because you’ve been heating yourself up all day. you're drenched and tender and completely sucking him in when he finally slides his tip into your womb, bringing him in even deeper into the blistering heat. “fuck,” he grunts as he pushes his face into the crook of your neck. you let out a few curses when he reaches between your bodies to press his fingertips against your searing wet pearl and rub the most overwhelming circles against you. he grunts with each push of his hips, and you faithfully moan right after. the sound of your especially wet cunt mingles in with the sounds the two of you fuck out of each other. he grunts. you moan. your pussy puckers lewdly and loudly as he plunders your sensitive flesh, and the symphony repeats itself for hours.  

bf! caleb sighs when he feels you shivering against him and takes the heating pad that you've been lying on all day and turns it up to the highest setting. he places it just above your tummy, beneath your bouncing tits. "caleb!" you keen into his chest above you at the new sensation. you unconsciously clench around him in surprise and moan at the temperature change. "gonna... cum..." you warn him, legs hanging off his hips as he fucks into your quickly warming pussy underneath the heating pad.

bf! caleb bites into his lip until it bleeds from a small cut when you cum so hard that your inner walls clench around him. "that's right, sweet girl," he coos into your ear as you cum wordlessly. he rubs soothing circles into your hip as he pistons himself into your dribbling hole. he can't stop himself from filling you up completely, your releases mixing together easily. he doesn't let himself fully collapse on your spent body. caleb hovers over you as you both come down, your bodies fully hot to the touch by now. "feeling better?" he murmurs with a chuckle.

you let your eyes flutter shut you wrap your arms around his neck, allowing him to relax the weight of his muscle against you. "sooo much better."

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FREE ME FROM HOSTEL WIFI I HATE IT HERE

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Which lads man

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frat boy caleb who became ur bf because bc he tutored you and said “oh i promised my friend that if he joined my stem/engineering academics frat i’d join his social frat it’s nothing crazy” and it rlly is crazy because he’s so tall and works out and loves putting his arm around your shoulders…frat boy caleb who pretends to not be in love with you at every party but he’s shoving any guy who reaches for your drink or gets a little touchy feely against the wall…results in “what are you doing caleb?” “they’re all assholes” “and you’re not??? caleb you’ve been giving me mixed signals all semester” “mixed signals?? ____ be honest with me why would i do any of this if i didn’t want you” results in desperate loud whiny car sex i mean whaaaa

Frat boy caleb who never beats the fuckboy allegations despite being the most normal frat brother ever. Def more of a professional frat participant. Like he gafs about school and is career ambitious. But he looks the part so well and he’s social and girls naturally gravitate towards him and its so hard for everyone not to put him into a box labeled typical douchy frat bro.

Frat boy caleb who doesn’t care for other ppl romance until he meets you, and his life completely changes. Comes off a little too strong, a tad too interested the first few times you meet. And you think to yourself “damn so the rumors are right he’s a PLAYER!” And he proves you wrong bc he’s just a lover fr. You’re surprised when you realize he rlly does only have eyes for you. And side note slash final note he looks really good bent over the house’s pool table, biceps tense hands gripping the cue eyebrows furrowed in focus led lights making him glow and the background noise that is somehow muffled as you watch him hit the 8-ball into the hole.

And final final note bc i just rmb i have this ss from instagram but it is soo frat caleb?

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Now, we all know that all of the LADS men are "my wife" men but I wanna think about rafayel for a sweet second...

Rafayel being definitely a "my wife" man. The kind who weaves you into every conversation like it’s second nature, like he physically cannot help himself.

Someone asks about the giant oil paintings in his studio? He barely glances up—"Hmm? Oh, those? Yeah, that’s my wife." Like it’s obvious. Like the answer was always going to be you.

He gestures toward the hallway leading to his studio, lined with canvas after canvas, brushstrokes mapping out the curve of your smile, the tilt of your head, the way light bends just to kiss your skin. “Dedicated wall? No. It’s an entire hallway....yes its a shrine!? What else would it be?”

He rambles. Constantly. About you, about your kids. About the way you stole his favorite shirt to use in the nights, and now it smells like your perfume, which means he can never wear it again, because .... what if the scent fades?

He talks about the shape of your hands, the way they fit against his jaw when you hold his face, the way your laugh catches in your throat before spilling out in full.

Someone mentions beauty, and he hums, thoughtful. “Mm. Beauty’s subjective, you know.” Then he taps his fingers against the table, a slow, absent rhythm, before adding, “But my wife’s got these eyes—" and suddenly, they’re trapped listening to a love story they never asked for.

Rafayel is a lovestruck fool, and he doesn’t even try to hide it.

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Yeah, i game ☝️😊

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in my head sylus is too sweet to be fucking. like this man is only capable of making love to u…

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NSFW—caleb who just loves the way your moans get all whiny and breathy when his hand closes around your throat, slightly applying pressure to your windpipe as you clamp down on his cock even harder, your hands curling into fists at how mindless good it feels. he admires how big his hand looks around your neck, squeezing the sides of your skin even more as he shoves his cock inside of you as deep as he can. he loves how tight you are when he chokes you, your hands coming to grab at his wrist weakly, as if you want him to stop, when you know full well you’re both enjoying it. “c-caleb,” you try, your voice quiet. eyes glossed over as you fall deeper and deeper, letting caleb take care of you as he hits the gummy spot inside of you. “c-close,” and with how quiet your voice is, there’s no way he would’ve heard you over the sound of skin against skin and his small groans—but caleb’s so attentive, so attentive to how you’re basically begging him to choke you even more, your thighs shaking as your vision goes blurry and you come all over his cock. the sight of it alone; your eyes rolled back, hands desperately pulling and grasping at the fingers around the column of your neck, to how your walls flutter and clench around him, it makes him come with a groan of your name, painting your walls without a second thought. it’s obscene, how dazed you look as you catch your breath and beckon him to come closer, as caleb releases the hold on your neck and meets your lips in a saccharine kiss.

you murmur something quiet and reach for his palm. he watches with curiosity before you silently position his fingers how they were before, the contact of his palm on your skin once more, with a look in your gaze he can’t say no to. “again?”

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the way i would kiss all over his face not leaving an empty spot behind

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wait maam ur onto smth cuz everyone knows frat sylus is lovesick and cuffed, and you have him like a dog on a leash at every party but he doesn’t even realize it or if it does, he doesn’t register it because he don’t gaf fr! sylus wins the idgaf war everytime because he doesn’t show up to class when he doesn’t want to, buys you dinner and picks u up in a motorcycle which catches the attention of everyone..and is that?? sylus?? cracking?? a smile?? and yet he has a good gpa an ur the love of his life 😪 sedate me uma

OH I LOVE IDEA OF LOVESICK FRAT SYLUS

indeed he could not give less of a gaf about anythingggg that isn't you!!!!

his social and academic standing are already fine SO his whole personality/motivation/actions all revolve around U. i think he would be that one frat guy who no one knows anything about except for how rich he is and who his gf is? he is very good at balancing big gestures aka being in a frat and showing u off with also keeping his life private so no one really knows the details of it???!!! like he's mad mysterious, doesn't even live in the frat house fr...

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Dhmu 😜😜😜😜😜😜

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apple of my eye — rafayel

warnings — dramatic rafayel, fluff, VERY minor angst, just really cute fluff tbh that's it

notes — i love my dramatic fish AND RAFAYEL BIRTHDAY BANNER TODAY WHO IS READY // tags: @sydneybee @tojicide

“you’re late. again,” rafayel complains as you walk into his studio. he’s perched on his ladder, focused on his canvas. the painting has progressed since your last visit, now bursting with vibrant colors. “so, what brings you here? late by…” He checks his watch. “two hours.”

“i’m sorry, rafa,” you say, shaking the plastic bag in your hands to catch his attention. “but look! i brought you snacks from the convenience store.”

rafayel huffs, his eyes flicking briefly to the bag before returning to the canvas. “i don’t care about that,” he mutters, a pout forming on his lips. “i can’t believe you’re late again. what happened to the promise you made in the hospital?”

“look, it’s not my fault wanderers showed up just as i was about to leave!” you explain. “do you really want me to ignore them when i’m a hunter?”

he doesn’t respond, dipping his paintbrush into the white paint, clearly choosing to ignore you.

“rafa.”

“what?” he mumbles. “i can’t hear you.”

he’s being petty again, you think, sighing inwardly. walking up to him, you poke his thigh. “rafa, come on. come here.”

he glances down at your outstretched hand, grumbling as he sets his paintbrush in the cup. taking your hand, he climbs down the ladder. “here, take a break, yeah?” you guide him to the couch.

rafayel sits down, the pout still firmly on his face. you pull out a bag of chips from the plastic bag, one of his favorites. “here! i bought this on my way here,” you say, handing it to him. you notice the way his eyes light up. “am i forgiven now?”

“mhm,” rafayel hums, grabbing a chip and munching on it happily. “do you have more? one bag isn’t enough to earn my forgiveness, you know.”

“oh,” you blink, leaning closer to him. rafayel freezes, his wide eyes locked on yours as a blush blooms across his face. you smile before kissing him softly on the lips. when you pull away, his eyes are still wide, his expression now a mix of embarrassment and surprise. “is that enough to earn your forgiveness?”

“y-yeah…” he stammers, looking away, his face still flushed. “that was enough.”

you smile, patting his head gently. just as you’re about to pull back, rafayel tugs you into his arms, wrapping you in a tight embrace.

“what? do you need something?” you ask, looking up at him. his blush deepens, but he holds you firmly in place.

“nothing,” he murmurs. “i just want to hug you. i missed you.”

your expression softens, and you rest your head against him. “i missed you too, rafa.”

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EVERYONE DROP EVERYTHING RN

MOODBOARDS PLAYLIST AND MYSTERY OPTIONNNNNN

MARCH MADNESS!

in time for spring and a new month. new possibilities and perhaps ship lore posts. huh? what was that? you said you were excited for some march madness? insane ! because i was thinking the same damn thing.

URSI POO HAS EXCITING NEWS!

followers and mutuals you are welcome to join me in celebrating march madness. this event is (not) sponsored by any other company except for ursula shit post central. (our sponsors are mydei, the almighty and Stanley, stainless steel cups that can be used as weapons <3)

read below and find out what you can get during march madness. data rates may apply! along with up charges. yeah….you guys thought this was FREE?! unfortunately for you guys, i am profiting off of this (im not pls don’t believe my bs.)

must be 18+ ! you are welcome to send your req through anon. don’t unfollow me after this. that’s lame but i am not in control of your fingers since i dont master in being a puppeteer.

any fandom. any ship. just no character x character. oc/self insert x character are perfect <3 ! endless entries JUST MAKE SURE TO SEND THEM IN SEPARATE ASKS !

okay that’s all for rules. tbh. just send in whatever lore for your ship or link or ship content in text and i will work with the intent of perfecting whatever you desire.

cut off date: march 10. (i have another tat appointment that following weekend and celebrating the lovers b day so pls get everything in before march 10th.)

please read below the cut and fill out which one you’re picking along with your ship etc. send me an ask or message for any concerns/questions <3 reblogs are welcome but that’s up to you 🤍 !

MARCH MADNESS MOODBOARDS

mood boards in any style i desire. could be three pics or even ten.

a silly piece of dialogue.

a theme i go with.

MARCH MADNESS PLAYLISTS

three picture moodboard and four songs of my choice

MARCH MADNESS VENDING MACHINE

random.

if you pick this you will get whatever i desire to create for you and post it <3 this goes from blurbs, moodboards, songs, etc.

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EXACTLY!!!

texting your frat boyfriend

sylus, zayne, rafayel, xavier, & caleb x gn!reader (smau)

how you text your boyfriend in a college!au

content: suggestive for sylus & xavier, frat boy behavior