#i am giving ur brain a big smooch

[umamaki]

wait maam ur onto smth cuz everyone knows frat sylus is lovesick and cuffed, and you have him like a dog on a leash at every party but he doesn’t even realize it or if it does, he doesn’t register it because he don’t gaf fr! sylus wins the idgaf war everytime because he doesn’t show up to class when he doesn’t want to, buys you dinner and picks u up in a motorcycle which catches the attention of everyone..and is that?? sylus?? cracking?? a smile?? and yet he has a good gpa an ur the love of his life 😪 sedate me uma

OH I LOVE IDEA OF LOVESICK FRAT SYLUS

indeed he could not give less of a gaf about anythingggg that isn't you!!!!

his social and academic standing are already fine SO his whole personality/motivation/actions all revolve around U. i think he would be that one frat guy who no one knows anything about except for how rich he is and who his gf is? he is very good at balancing big gestures aka being in a frat and showing u off with also keeping his life private so no one really knows the details of it???!!! like he's mad mysterious, doesn't even live in the frat house fr...

[shakespearean-dream]

last of the big five yall!!!!

happy late fourth of july! remember to keep boycotting, speak out and listen to palestinians, the people of congo, native americans, queer/trans people and women currently being oppressed this independence day because america fucking sucks!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥

here are a couple good places to donate! please remember to do your own research and take care of each other, it’s getting scary out here.

ohhhh nimdok, where to start with you….

i have been dreading doing him because he pisses me off so bad but i actually had some decent fun with him :D. designing him and branching out farther away from his canon self was nice, but im not touching his backstory or personality really, that stays about the same for me in my head.

speaking of whichhh! like benny, i understand how the game makers had a short amount of time to fit an entire character arc of an old man undoing his deeply internalized racism/xenophobia/ableism in a singular short scenario, but unlike benny i actually somehow like his better?? nimdok had a lot more to get over (well not saying being a dickhead murderer isn’t a lot but 😭) and i enjoyed seeing him actually help out the people he would’ve previously turned in. it still feels a little hollow/unrealistic because again, he’s been like this his whole life, but considering how much AM takes him away from the group to (most likely) psychologically torture him for his actions he’s probably had a bit of a revelation.

doing his scenario was unfortunately funny at times because of the strange way we had to go about redeeming him with the golem guy😭giving him a smooch caught me off guard but ykw? i’ll take it for being able to kill mengele like immediately afterward. also speaking of whichhhh…

i would go into more detail about nimdok and mengeles relationship to give it some depth because god i love me some queers, but that is??? a real fucking guy???? a real life monster???? im less than comfortable picturing the fucker in my mind, much less giving him depth with a character who i also don’t like. like why ship ur essentially OC with a REAL LIFE N/AZI??? just another one of the reasons harlan elision creeps me out. (if that just pissed you off google search him s/a-ing 2 people, marrying a 19 year old when he was in his 40s and defending a child r/apist i really don’t feel like arguing with you. the guy was a horrible fucking person and he makes me sick, i just like this franchise.)

i cannot cough up anymore thoughts about this fella pls forgive me; these past couple days have been rough on my 3 brain cells. AM will for sure be next and after that fully rendered/decked out full bodies are in order!! so look out for that:]]]] i may also start posting some art fight things since i was just complaining about the lag a post or so ago☺️ jk ily artfight. team seafoam lets goo

ok i love u guys!!! if u have any requests for me drop a comment or an ask, and thank you so much for the continued support on my art❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ lots of links on this post but one more quick reminder to take a look at my commission page if you’d like!!! yolanda is still in the shop because they cannot figure out what’s wrong with her :(

have a good night friends 🫶

[brctherscnce]

YOUR OPTIMUS???? BREAKS MY HEART SO MUCH BOTH OF THEM!!!! I read your threads and I can hear him in my head, you really know how to convey someone with so much deep-seated sadness and tragedy who still will put others he sees as suffering far more than he does first bc god his sense of duty to others is just that strong and isn't that who Oppy is at the end of the day? I'm sorry if I'm barely making sense I have a lot of feelings and I am giving him a big smooch and a hug cries

What is something about my portrayal[s] that sticks out?

//I AM GOING TO FUCKIN FIGHT GOD FOR U!! OUGHHGGK!!! IM DIE!!!

its the one thing i love seeing with the optimii across tumblr, like!! how you still get to see his duty to help others despite everything??? and OUGH. i stg he LOVES the smoochies. he LOVES the huggies. hes very thankful

literally i think the biggest compliment was hearing that you can HEAR him when im writing him?? in ur brain?!?!?! LIKE OUGH. IM GONNA DIE FOR U. i am honored and i hope i can keep portraying his big dumb sad Big Huge self well

[fatuismooches]

Hello smooches, i hope that u are doing well! 👏🛐 I saw ur ramble about Harbinger arranged marriage au with Capitano and the brainrot u gave me after reading it.. gosh smooches u are always so big brained omg.. Bless u 🛐🛐💞

I feel like, there will be LOTS of misunderstandings and problems between Capitano and reader bcs he never talks to them and just, u know.. *STARES* at them, making reader feel that he is cold and distant. He thought he can show his affection this way, which is.. Not working like u just said 😅 and him never showing his face to them and also being a high ranking harbinger are already not helping too 😭 just imagine u have to bear everyone's expectations of being his partner. If u are screwed, u are done for. Not only that, reader suddenly married with him without knowing what's going on, also make it worse. We know how important communication in relationship (especially marriage, in this case) so that they can prosper. Lack of communication will lead to anxiety, depression and other bad things.. And him who never talk to them bcs he doesn't know what to do.. Oh boy 😔

I can see a lot of scenarios going on in my head AEUGH- 😩😭 the pining, angst, drama, etc. All of those happening between them makes me go AKSJAKSJAKSJAKSJAJSJAJ- i'm definitely will not be able to go to sleep with the thought of ur ramble still stuck on my head 😭

-🥝

I am doing well, I hope you are doing well too 🥝 anon!! Mwah! And omg YESSSS I MISSED YOUR CAPITANO BRAIN ROTS SO MUCH RAHHHH 💖💖💖

Poor reader, dropped into an arranged marriage with arguably the most mysterious Harbinger - you don't even know what his face looks like! At least you know Capitano has blue eyes, from the fact he's constantly staring you down whenever the two of you are in the room. Though, his eyes are actually pretty... but you can't really focus on that due to the intensity of his stare!! 😭

This is when Pierro gives him some old man advice and just tells him to talk to you already 😭 Also, since the soldiers really respect Capitano i hc that he sometimes asks them about their lives and such, yk to get to know his squad to build morale and such. And he knows that many of them have spouses and always talk about their relationships... so one day he straight up asks his soldiers about how they speak to their lover etc. And boom everyone can instantly tell their captain is having love problems (😭 hilarious tbh) and now they're trying to figure out how to give advice to the 1st Harbinger without being disrespectful (he thanks them at the end and is now mentally preparing on how to speak to you)

NOOOO but the angst you mentioned... I can just imagine reader feeling scared and alone in the relationship 😭🥺 And they just don't know what to do, Capitano's hella scary to talk to first, you're just a normal person too and it seems like he isn't interested in you either (Couldn't be farther from the truth ofc, he's so in love with you)

Though when you work out all the problems and such, (I have to add some fluff in yk me) this is where you start teaching him more about emotions, how to express his feelings in more noticeable and less awkward ways (you two have little training sessions where you make him practice, this time you let him know that eye contact is actually very good, but the way he was going about it wasn't it 💀 bb awkwardly apologizes for making you uncomfortable cuz he genuinely felt bad 💀 down the line of the relationship you like to bring it up to tease him and he always apologizes profusely 😭🙏)

[jackals-ships]

Hey, for the sake of character devvwelopment:

Anything that your S/Is or F/Os wwvould find embarrassing to admit? Sfw or Nsft.

Things they'vve done, stuff about them in general, habits, hobbies, that time they face planted dowwvn a flight of stairs and just laid there hoping no one sawwv them-

OKAY THIS TOOK A VERY LONG SEC BC rattles my brain. you can hear my two braincells in there like lil marbles-

im reaching into the boy pile like a lil claw machine, grabbing some of them lil bastards <3

under a cut bc Ramble Hours Again

holding up solas dragon age 1st bc it came to me in a vision; for both horny and not reasons his Favorite scent in the world is jackal post workouts. pov you're just trying to towel down and ur doggy bf is trying to surreptitiously huff you. you're also like. 3-4% sure he mlemed your neck

which in a similar vein ik that a) when he was in his Pining Era he was helping with washing clothes while camping (probably in the hinterlands) (the fucking hinterlands…..) and just. yoinked one of their shirts. purely by instinct and panicked bc he can't give it back now that'll be WEIRD- and b) this behavior continued every time they had to leave him behind for a job once they got together. “...dude this is like the 10th shirt, are the nugs taking them-” Solas, who has essentially a nest now, “hm. how strange-” (also 1000% jerked it while sniffing their shirts i will Not be taking criticisms)

loki 100% practices knife tricks he can show off to jackal later bc he saw they were 👀 and he wants to fluster them except oops! every time he practices they pop into his head and he fucks it up. his ass is out here covered 24/7 in bandaids and has at Least once somehow managed to have the hilt slam into his forehead. he laid face down after that for a min

also slaps the top of him i made this mf watch mlp with me when my job was more Babysit His Ass. he kicks up a fuss and is vehemently denying liking it bc that'll be admitting defeat !! ignore the fact he's grumbling if you turn it off. he also kins Luna i will Not elaborate but i AM correct and i am at least 25% sure he has a mlp tumblr

MARAZHAI'S is hilarious 2 me bc it's only embarrassing to a drukhari; he likes kissing and holding hands. rt!jackal would often grab him by the wrist when he got the energy that he was gonna wander off which somehow morphed into hand holding. you'd THINK it's bc it makes him aware of how small and fragile their lil finger bones are but no it makes him feel Fuzzy and Weird and GROSS

aka i can allow my mon'keigh to vivisect me gleefully but i draw the line at admitting i like hand holding (you can wh)

dualscar is the one tripping down the stairs. lbr half the time it's bc dog is laying a trap- but also. but also. this doubles as a dog Will Never Admit Fact bc sometimes when he's asleep he looks so SOFT and CUTE in a drowned rat way (affectionate. begrudgingly) that they smooch his head right between the horns (dog voice his ass is only tolerable when he's asleep. or otherwise unconscious,) and i KNOW his ass has woken up at least once and i KNOW that sometimes he's faking being asleep Jus To Get Kissies. ur honor they're trying to flippy flop except it only works for two seconds bc then they're back 2 being insufferable- HFK

also he figured out they're more likely to kissy him if he's whining a little. his ass is making the smallest fake sleepiest 🥺🥺 type noises for more kissies

an finally im holding up lotor i think ive made jokes b4 about vld jackal enjoying those bodice rippers that are the sci fi type “I ended up on an alien world and gasp! sexy aliens!” ones yanno? (think like uhh. the ice barbarians is the title?? maybe) and that lotor saw them reading it once and was ??? about it while they explained. he did that affectionate exasperated eye rolling “can't believe you're reading such nonsense” Big Ol Teasing thing while they were “i like them BECAUSE they're garbage (affectionate)”

anyways his ass also reads those books. he has like a fucking LIBRARY of them it started as an idle curiousity bc “okay. well. surely there's an Actual Reason they like these,” and now he has a collection. ik this in my heart and balls just like ik in my heart and balls his favorites have Space Pirates and Space Mafia. i won't be taking criticisms there either

[heich0e]

Livvie I’m off of work this whole week and my Christmas gift to myself was to read percolate and god pining Levi is so delicious, I am giving your brain a big smooch

AHHHHHHHHHH I CANT BELIEB U WOULD SPEND UR PRECIOUS VACAY TIME ON THIS!! i hope you're enjoying it little guy (but also taking lots of time to rest and do other fun things!!) ILYSM

[jiminrings]

miss jay em rings that latest drabble was saur spicy??? i mean i have shit spice tolerance but WOO WEEE ur brain is so huge just a crumb of your genius-ness pls i wanna give a big fat smooch to ur brain!!! 478!jk is so baby gworl coded it’s kinda unreal n e way ty for your hard work always i always enjoy reading your work!! looking forward to whatever u decide to write next 🫶🏽

ZOOWEEMAMAAAAA thank u for reading n loving mwah i love yew <3 u make writing all worth it I Am So Serious . thank you for being here!!! ok now close ur eyes im smooching ur frontal lobe

[satocidal]

im gonna be here twiddling my thumbs until it’s posted— lemme give u a big smooch for ur big brain 💕⭐️

Am I a day late in answering? Yes and I’m so sorry 😭

But I love you so much baby<3

[yamikawas]

Aww, cutie... You don't have to worry! I'll give you all the attention you ever need and more, hehe! You know I can't keep my eyes off you, darling, that's what the cameras are for!! I can see your adorable face anytime I want, and that's super often <3 - ⚡

wWAAAAAAAAH THANK U YOOMIE I LOVE UUUUUUUUUU<<333<3<4<4<433<3<3<3<3<3<3<<<<3<3<3<3<<3<<4<_÷__4_3_3<3<3<3_3<3

[garoujo]

give ur moots a valentines day ship!

OKAY SOB IM SORRY IF I MISSED U I HAVE A PEA BRAIN + ALWAYS GET SCARED INCASE SOMEONE UNFOLLOWED ME N IM TAGGING THEM IN STUFF <3 i swear i love u all + all ur selfships !!!!

@anantaru + sae :albedosmirk: stop but if i seen yoru + sae out 4 valentine’s day i’d literally cry cause they both scream expensive + i know sae would be so doting and romantic about it .. send me pics of ur cute d8 plz <3 [kaiser is reporting all the stories u post]

@killsaki + me kisaki .. OTP BRO ! literally nobody speak 2 me i am the biggest dallas x kisaki stan in the world it’s insane ! fave couple ever idc me + shuji are gonna send you both valentines chocolates ! ugh kisaki would just be such a romantic STOP IT <3

@crysugu + suguru literally u + sugu are like little atoms that are spinning around in my mind like ur both soulmates istg it makes so much sense .. whenever i think of u both i get like a brainwave of yes this is everything 2 me <3

@bbiemilk + alhaitham i feel like hes very meh about the holiday because he loves u w all his heart everyday so he’s like ??? why must i celebrate wen i always love coco ??? like ehhh coz i said so .. coco needs a whole day 2 be extra loved + wrapped in his huge biceps <3

@torufilms + isagi AAAAAAA MY BBIES <333 i love u both sm !!! w my whole heart !!! literally cutest couple in the world i am skipping around + liking all the stories u post !!! isagi is so obsessed w xi + xi is so good 2 him they r perfect !!!

@tinymaru + vash honestly i’m ready 2 put all of ur blorbos in an arena + make them fight 4 u [b4 i ultimately jump in and seize victory] i’ve not even watched trigun yet but ur all i think about wenever i see him now ily mwah <3

@ohsatori + tendou STOP !!! the valentine’s day chocolates he would make 4 u i have tears in my eyes this ship is so very special 2 me haley istg !!! i just couldn’t leave it out .. it has such a special place in my heart ily both sm !!! <3

@saetoshis + noel noa grrgrgrgrvrgr noa being all romantic + soft and giving u sweet little forehead smooches — i feel like he’s so subtle w it but he is very doting and ugh just a big chunk of a man u must climb him it’s the season !!!

@gojoest + gojo !!! the way he wud be absolutely spoiling you omg he is such a DRAMA QUEEN .. the overwhelming amount of chocolates + flowers hes so annoying w it but ugh u deserve all of it <333

@itoshi-s + rin literally ur both attached at the hip in my brain like u can’t have one without the other it’s INSANE ! ITS FATE AT WORK HERE ! plus rin would just be the sweetest ! would give zari the absolute world as he should, they deserve it ^_^ <3

@benkeibear + benkei ! ur literally all i think about whenever i see him i’m just like AAAAAAA so cute i think he’s very obsessed w u [as he shud be cause same ily] <3

[elizabeth-mitchells]

ohhh god... ur brain!!! your big brain!!!! i am going to smooch your big brain (if ur ok with it ofc) cause YES i am here for it this is the content i 100% sign for 😭😭 and also like imagine nancy teaming up with vickie and chrissy to tease robin 24/7.. i mean living with someone that knows a lot of your secrets and little traits is one thing but THREE??? and vickie and chrissy like jokingly telling nancy about robin's embarrassing past and such 😭😭😭😭

aahhh thank you!!! my brain totally consents to being smooched. i'm so glad the sapphic roommates AU is getting some love!!! some hcs:

robin and chrissy were neighbors, childhood best friends, each other's first kisses, and then just cheerleader/band nerd besties

vickie is artistic like robin but also along with nancy the one trying to keep some semblance of order in the apartment

chrissy is secretly an agent of chaos but she gives them a pretty smile and then incriminates robin

el and max have a key of the apartment, nobody knows how they got it

chrissy does not want to find robin and nancy in the middle of a compromising position. but vickie will interrupt anything just to ask where's the potato peeler

robin wants them to get matching tattoos, chrissy wants them to get matching tshirts, vickie wants to knit them matching scarves, nancy wants them to chill (and make friendship bracelets)

dnd? monopoly? wait until the girls learn poker, that's when shit gets real. chrissy manages to cheat, robin has suspiciously good luck, nancy is too smart for her own good, and vickie might be getting a gambling addiction oh god someone stop vickie from losing the money for groceries

[cyber-phobia]

:)

hey.

despite ur little tough act, you are incredibly cute and kind and genuinely a good friend. you're funny, and i mean it when i say that you genuinely make my day a lot better when we talk, even when we are arguing over stupid shit like toe socks and coast superiority.

i know i've been bullying you a lot lately but honestly like, i do it out of so much softness in my heart. thank you for being such a good sport about it.

you are also so incredibly big brained. 100 pages of nothing but potential oneshot ideas for all your fandoms, like,, you are insane. and i love you for that! also, how does your brain even function with all of those aus in your head, ill never know. also ive been reading through a few snippets and it has me like, bouncing off the walls. ur BR ideas?? got me vibrating out of my skin, i swear. ur creativity is so bountiful. i love all your ideas. its incredibly.

your art has also gone BONKERS LATELY HELLO??? i don't know if anyone's really mentioned in but your art has improved so much since i first started following you like,,, yes <3<3 it is so eye pleasing. your comics are hella top tier too. i like,, ieownfowi your placement. your colors. the punchlines. they have become. so amazing. i am in awe. of your ability. 24/7. have actually laughed out loud at them. they are such gems

and NOW YOU WRITE!!! i mean you always wrote but now you have fics too and i am endlessly grateful to be your beta. do you realize how cool that is??? its very cool. its amazing, actually, especially because it's showman. and your writing is just,, *chefs kiss* magnifique. (we ignore all the tense changes okay that's just whatever godly power that exists nerfing you. they were in fear that you would become too good too quickly, that's all).

i find it hilarious you think youre not famous, by the way. you definitely are. i think i can easily say that a lot of people enjoy you and your content. people admire you (it's me. I'm people). i don't think you give yourself enough credit in that regard, even when you pretend to be a megalomaniac. you have a lot of qualities that makes it easy for people to look up to you. you make people happy. youre a comedy master. a charismatic clown magnet. a capable flammable tree. a diligent king (how you've kept up the fic searches for so long, i will never know). a... well, you get the point.

it's been a long time since our grandiose first meeting and i do honestly enjoy the friendship ive made with you. im so glad that your educational pursuits have been going well for you, and i hope it continues to treat you well. you deserve nothing but the best the world has to offer you.

kisses and smooches and hugs!! ily!! and im so glad compliments are still not your weakness.

<3<3<3<3

[fawnnbinary]

hhhhnnnnn brain Bad today, but ur latest dadralt art has me thinking about Blorbos

what if. what if ciri wanted to learn how to braid so she could makeover geralt, but geralt didn’t know how, so he asked jaskier to teach him (bc i am very attached to my Many Pankratz Sisters hc) and then went around practicing on all his brothers and vesemir and the horses and anything that would sit still long enough, all so he could be the one to teach his daughter

ooh ooh ooh maybe lam’s little braid is actually from geralt and he got all grumbly and pretended to hate it but wouldn’t let anyone take it out bc now he matches aiden 😭

i’m just having a lot of Feelings abt all these Big Fighty men sitting around braiding each other’s hair and arguing abt who’s best at it and turning all that witcher brain power and focus onto not disappointing a little girl

Braining is Hard today but the ol thinkpan is rly enjoying my Blorbo Thoughts thank u miles

-eskel anon

eskel anon I am LOVING Geralt learning to braid to teach Ciri, I'm kissing your brain a little, just a tiny smooch bc I'm loving your blorbo thoughts <3

this is also a FANTASTIC reason to bring up Lamb's little braid too, bc I'm not sure if you were following for its beginning/if I've mentioned it before (I am,,, forgetful like that, but you will hear it again in that case!!!) but he, Aiden, and Valdo all have matching ones bc 1) I do love to give a witcher a bard and that means I am forcing everyone to acknowledge our valdo/lambert/aiden realness in the Vastly Superior Canon™️ universe, and 2) their little braids are actually locks of each of their partners' hair!! Valdo has one from each of his witchers and they both have one from each other and one from Valdo woven into a little braid in their own hair to carry a part of each other when they are apart!! :D

but also,,,, them all sitting down to braid each other's hair together,,,, I am seeing it, I'm loving it, they're all trying to outdo each other kxjhgkfdjgh the competition in this house

also also, the very quiet images in my head of Geralt braiding Roach's mane, or Jaskier braiding Geralt's hair after a bath, of Geralt braiding Ciri's hair perfectly the first time, AGH, this is me -> 😭 I love soft moments

[messrsbyler]

OMGOMG FOR THE COLOURS THING..

mint and cherry. at the same time. lemon even though you cause me pain i am always genuinely happy to see you chili except i have a feeling that sometimes the answer to that question is me fern

lilac

lava steel

plum (again sometimes this may be my fault but ur angstposting makes me want to give u a list of therapist phone numbers) french rose. the painting wasn't actually for vecna, nic.

lollipop like of course i want to be friends with you i am sending images of friendship via our horrifying psychic bond that i also use to torment you

Mint/Cherry: you deserve all the rights/you deserve none of the rights

okay well love to be multitasking like that

Lemon: little happy pill of the dashboard

WELL GUESS WHAT NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SUE ME I'LL USE THIS AGAINST YOU and now you can't take it back huhu (but also don't mind me feeling all soft bc you are happy to see me look away)

Fern: in love with your big brain energy

OKAY RIGHT BACK AT YOU? you are literally the smartest and most right person in this fandom i will never shut up about it

Lilac: love to see you on my dashboard

shush 🥺

Lava: something is most definitely wrong with you (affectionate but also worried)

you are right and that something is "em's posts bringing angst to my life" thank you for asking!

Steel: i constantly wonder if you are okay

well, dear em, that's called guilt because you know what your posts do to me, so maybe we should unpack that huh?

Plum: therapy is a must for you

okay then, we'll go together then because if i'm going down so are you ALSO BOLD OF YOU TO POINT AT MY ANGSTPOSTING AS IF YOU HADN'T YOUR OWN SHARE OF GUT PUNCHING ANGST?

French rose: and if we kissed to break the tension? what then? (platonic)

[tender emotional music starts] okay come here, i made sure to lock jonathan up in the basement, it's smooch time

Lollipop: mutual i wanna befriend so let me adopt you

okay GOOD bc at this point we've emotional scarred each other too much to be only mutuals. this level of harm calls for a friendship. i will look forward to keep tormenting you through our psychic bond *wipes a tear*

[helpwherearethedirections]

hi god :D sending this bc ur my 6th thing that makes me happy I love seeing ur notifs my fellow pjo byler!! <3333

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then, send to your last ten people in your notifs! You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity! ✨

CRYING of course i will !!! i got two of these (thank you to the other anon who sent this sending my love over to you) so i’m gonna do ten for funsies!!

I FEEL BAD FOR COPYING YOU but genuinely music is the only thing i can think of right now!!! music’s so cool man... it has sick beats and make you wanna dance and cry at the same time.. so fascinating

why did i say i’d do 20 literally 1 is making me properly think. i love my friends though man i know i can be an asshole mostly in my mind but i do genuinely love them sm like ty for dealing with my mind it’s in brain rot mode rn

TV SHOWS!!! augh obviously stranger things but anne with an e, baby sitters club, bee and puppy cat.... theres so much more but the fact that a bunch of talented people come together and create a masterpiece with love is just astounding to me. like go off besties i wanna platonically smooch you all on the head but if not i will actually give you lil snacks muah

rainbows! they make me immediately think ‘gay rights’ but they’re also hella pretty and i just immediately go ‘RAINBOW’ when i see them which is pretty pride tm of me. it’s like i’m a little kid again tbh it’s great.

i know i said friends but people in general!! the person who reblogged my post made my heart light up on fire... the person who held the door for me... the anon who sent me a nice message... i know there’s this message that people are terrible and yayadaya but like, there’s so many people around the world who seem to just.. want people happy and i. i adore that tyvm

my bed!!! it’s big. it’s soft. i’m safe. c:

my dreams. yes i could go off about how i remember nothing and how annoying that is but NO. i like knowing that i dreamed. that dream me did something hella cool even if i don’t remember it. go off dream me.

fanfics! made the lengthiest comment with 12 characters left. fanfics make my heart swell. that’s it that’s the post send tweet

musicals. shout out to christian borle

finally!! tumblr. iconic ending am i right folks

[pangolin-404]

*grabby hands* gives us the SCC headcanons, pls, i crave more content (i don't have anything specific to ask, though... maybe just in general/as a polycule? ough my brain isn't working-)

I have a big ol Sweet hc dump here so here are some romantic headcanons and how I think they’d end up together!

They were extremely close friends way before they got together. Because of this, they all caught the “I’m never saying anything about this in case it hurts our friendship” disease

Sweet is a ticking time bomb in terms of bottling his emotions because he’s TERRIBLE at it. Before he said anything, he’d crack unknowingly and just swoon openly and be extremely sappy for .5 seconds before catching himself

Cap’n thought he was straight. he really, truly did. and then he fell for not one but two people who Are Not Women and had a crisis. He was already casually affectionate with them, so he actually became more reserved out of worry for crossing boundaries.

K_K tried their hardest to be chill about it, which actually sort of worked; because neither Sweet nor Cap’n reacted negatively to open affection, they just kept doing what they always did, which in turn made the other two more comfortable expressing themselves. and so they entered a loop of “Affection --> Positive Reaction --> More Affection.” K_K is the reason 1) Sweet didn’t explode and 2) Cap’n started being more affectionate

This lead to them eventually doing very sappy romantic things together all while being like “yes :) best friends we are :) hanging out with the homies :))” They start holding hands, cuddling, sometimes falling asleep w/ another. all as friends. of course. friends who eventually start sharing a bed and sleep in hugging each other. friends kiss each other sometimes right. as long as it’s not on the mouth ahaha.

This Extremely Specific Scene has burned itself into my brain and it’s the only way I can visualize them bringing up their Feelings(tm): They’re all getting ready for bed, like any other night. K_K turns out the lamp. for a minute all’s peaceful as they start to fall asleep. Cap’n’s Wide Awake. “I think we’re dating,” he says. Suddenly the other two are wide awake as well.

Once they establish that yes, all of them have feelings for each other, they officially start dating. absolutely nothing changes about their routine for days afterwards because they’re all like “well?? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?”

Ok now onto more specific stuff post-romance-established (and this post would be Long otherwise)

Sweet may not have a mouth but that doesn’t stop them from giving them affectionate bonks on the forehead (bc he can’t usually reach K_K he tries to subtly get them to pick him up in a hug. he is not being subtle but K_K goes along with it anyways).

Sweet loves baking dessert stuff (sweets, if you will,) and sometimes he makes them little treats

Sweet will hug Cap’n out of the blue sometimes (usually in private, since Cap’n gets jumpy and isn’t a fan of pda) to just. hold him. Sometimes u just gotta hold ur warm soft partner and grip them by the jacket tight so they can’t wiggle away

Cap’n overheats if smothered. Sweet is the one who finds this out the hard way by trying to be suave and flirty and suddenly Cap’n starts smoking. it absolutely saps their energy so the other two try not to break them

Sometimes, Cap’n will idly hold their hands. doesn’t matter if they’re even doing the same thing or just walking somewhere. they just gotta hold hands sometimes

Cap’n’s love language is gift giving so sometimes when they’re out in the city they’ll see a thing that reminds them of them and get it. they got Sweet their headphones and K_K has a hundred little trinkets like bracelets, gloves, belts, etc. Neither Sweet nor K_K were used to getting gifts of the “I saw this and thought of you” variety so it gets em right in the soul every time

K_K will just. bend over and smooch em whenever they feel like it. annihilate your partners with this one easy trick!

K_K sometimes doesn’t communicate when they want some affection, but the others pick up on it because they’ve known each other for so long.  they love being hugged but is usually the one doing the hugging so they just melt whenever the turns table. can’t stop smiling real wide from the love!!

K_K plays music in their sleep sometimes. it’s just a quiet, basic melody a few seconds long, but the others like listening to it if they happen to be awake when it happens

Once K_K is asleep they are out and nothing’s waking them up. More than once they’ve trapped Sweet or Cap’n in their arms in the morning

Neither Cap’n nor K_K say “I love you” very often for different reasons: Cap’n’s shy and K_K doesn’t think it needs to be said sometimes, that actions speak louder than words. Sweet says it the most and it gets them both right in the feels every time

They pretty much never argue; after so long together, they’ve accepted their differences and learned to work through them. any bickering is minor and it’s only a matter of time before they shuffle back to each other to apologize

When they’re all sleeping together, their soul-beats sync up