#f.i.l.f.

[franks-unholy-confessional]

Let’s have some positive affirmations~

-I am open to receiving all the good that The Universe™️ has to offer me-

[franks-unholy-confessional]

bless me frankie for i have sinned over these gifs. -ChronicArsonist

these gifs. yeah. sorry Frank but your face is telling a story that's gonna inspire a fuckton of redacted/confessional thoughts. -BarbedWireRosary

why do you look at someone who's hurting you like that

[haileys--world]

It's not milf... it's F.I.L.F... fuck I love fall🍁🍃

[shopdoamor]

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[gatasvips]

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[ninagal-game]

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[yamanakarin]

A whole F.I.L.F. 🤤 aka fish i’d like to f*ck

we don’t talk enough about suigetsu’s glow up like

he really went from “i’ll have her home by 9 sir” to “she calls me daddy too” real quick 

[vintagebiker43]

A PARLARE DELLE MILF... CI SONO ANCHE I F.I.L.F.! Il F.i.l.f. Romagnolo In questi tempi internetici e di social network si sta riscontrando nelle umane grandicelle un tenore di zucca gialla nel sangue che supera costantemente il livello di guardia: roba da mettergli il bromuro nello yogurt probiotico e fargli usare la camomilla al posto della Saugella. Ste impestate si sono addirittura evolute e internazionalizzate: la nostrana e ruspante “tardona panterata da densing” è ora diventata “cougar”; la birichina “mammina assatanata ma discreta” è diventata “m.i.l.f.” (non fate i santarelli, sapete cosa significa...) Una certa evoluzione si riscontra anche nei maschietti: oggi parleremo del “babbus belòm” meglio noto come “f.i.l.f. romagnolo”. Il “f.i.l.f. romagnolo” come la fenice, nasce per magia dalle ceneri di un “homo sposatus”, che un giorno viene infulminato dallo sguardo di una fata di passaggio(una Fata Gnocca, per la precisione) Da quel magico momento l”homo sposatus” lascia la sua dorata gabbia di consuetudini e di certezze e comincia la sua metamorfosi. Il suo universo fatto di divani, di vistosi fuorigioco, di tagliatelle riscaldate e di accoppiamenti al sabato sera per decreto matrimoniale, implode e dalle sue ceneri nasce un ancestrale grido di vendetta: “Da domani, palestra!”. La camiciona a quadri antistupro da boscaiolo viene buttata e al suo posto arriva un lupetto nero, la bicicletta sgangherata viene sostituita da un mostro all-terrain a due ruote con cui si potrebbe scalare anche l'Everest in terza, dall'ultimo dei cassetti tira fuori una consunta “scheda allenamento” e la attacca al muro al posto del diploma da ragioniere, la moglie Meris viene colpita da un colpo apoplettico e medita di chiamare l'esorcista quando sente il suo pacificamente imbelle Verther declamare: ”Basta stare come dei cocali ad aspettare il niente davanti a Sanremo: domani sera iniziamo il corso di merengue!” Tempo tre mesi il leone marino spiaggiato diventa un ruggente leone palestrato con l'occhio spermatozoico: Verther è diventato un “f.i.l.f. romagnolo”. Verther comincia a portare a scuola i bambini vestito come un concorrente di Amici e col sorriso a trecentosessanta denti dà da dire a tutte: prof, mammine, bidelle, persino alle nonne sprint. Poi vende la Skoda famigliare e si prende una cinquecento cabrio rossa “tanto in quattro ci si sta lo stesso”, costringendo la famiglia a dimagrire per complessivi cinquanta chili; infine arriva l'estate e si mette a giocare a beach tennis con dei manzetti ventenni rischiando ripetutamente l'infarto. Diventa splendido e ciacarone e qualche occhiatina femminile comincia a prendersela per davvero, fino che la Debora con l'acca, nota Fata Putena quasi pentita ora madre di tre figli, gli dice: “Ascolta Verther, mi accompagni a casa dopo la palestra domani sera che ho la macchina dal meccanico?” Verther è fedele ed ama la famiglia ma dentro di lui sente un ribollimento inarrestabile, un gran armescolo nei boxer e una voce demoniaca che gli ripete il mantra: “a useal dur, uns rasona!”. Così si prepara ad andare in palestra tutto figo, farcito di testosterone e ripieno di zucca gialla, mentre sta per uscire a far danni, rincasa la Meris con una notiziona: “Poveretto Valter, te lo ricordi? Ha fatto un cornino alla Chiara e hanno divorziato.. Oh, lei si è presa tutto! Persinenta la macchina e la moto: ti ricordi che aveva il Ducati? Adesso va in giro col ciao...Oh, scusa, ma te hai fretta! Dai, vai in palestra: per dopo ti lascio due tagliatelle!”, Verther: ”Pensavo di andarci, ma mi sa che ad fura c'è un gran freddo... Poi stasera c'è quark: copertina, un birrino per me e una tisanina per la mia Fata Spôsa: e chi ci ammazza!” Così come è nato, all'improvviso: il “f.i.l.f. romagnolo” all'improvviso svanisce e ritorna l'“homo sposatus”.

Roberto Casadei  · Riccione, Emilia-Romagna ·

[rockzone]

Gig Guide: 17 - 23 Jul 2019

Wednesday, July 17, Mushroomhead at Gorilla, Manchester. From Cleveland, Ohio, combining metal, rock and atmospheric elements. Comparisons to Pantera, Faith No More and Pink Floyd. Friday, July 19, F.I.L.F. at The Spinning Top Bar, Stockport. Described as four rotting corpses and a pot-bellied pig, with an evening of political incorrectness and classic musicianship. Saturday, July 20, 80s Smash Hits On The Pitch at Stockport RUFC, Stockport. Featuring Toyah Willcox, Martin Kemp, Odyssey, Hazel Dean, Tight Fit, Sonia, Kelly Wilde, Wiggy (from Hitman And Her), Funky Town, Hassle & more. Saturday, July 20, Bursters at Club Academy, Manchester. Korean rock quintet with a heavy and emotional sound. Sunday, July 21, Kyla Brox at The Crystal Ballroom, Glossop. Winner of the UK Blues Challenge 2018 and daughter of cult blues figure, Victor Brox. Monday, July 22, Naked Giants at YES, Manchester. Famed in Seattle for their energetic live shows, now members of Car Seat Headrest’s newly expanded 7-piece live band.

* To avoid disappointment, you are advised to check with the venue before travelling to any of the Gigs mentioned above.

* Alan Ovington’s Rock Zone Podcast is available at www.wearetameside.co.uk/podcasts/the-rock-zone

[franks-unholy-confessional]

i want to suck on franks fingers so bad please im dying to. literally anything with his fingers i love his hands so much put them in me on me hurt me with them squeeze me i dont give a FUUUUUCK

Anon I so thoroughly agree with this sentiment.

In general I’m such a hand person, and physical affection is so far up my alley.

But thinking about Frank’s fingers will quite literally be one of the main reasons for my admittance into hell. The thought of him working me up torturously slow, fucking wrecking me before we even really get started? His fingers would feel so thick and perfect, he could for sure just get me off over and over with them alone.

Imagine Frank just bending you over the bed and getting his mouth on you only to replace it with his fingers, stretching you out and filling you up. Getting you so far gone just on his fingers that the only thing you can manage is to whimper and gasp, shaking like a leaf after each orgasm. The absolute filth that’d be pouring out of his mouth. Telling you how fucking hot it is to watch his fingers disappearing into you, how good you are at fucking yourself on his fingers, what a desperate whore for him you are that you’ll come just from them working inside you.

I fucking love his goddamn hands.

~ChronicArsonist🔥

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[datxra]

    So I found some Turkey (Hetalia) icons and he looks like the image I have in mind for Hitsugi’s father like,

Look

at

this

man.

So

eager

to please.

F.I.L.F. (I kid)

    Why the mask you ask? Cause he’s such an outgoing person who’s equally passionate to spread the love that he registered networks with the local childcare centers to perform short skits for the children. Taking a twist with the legendary Peter Pan, they adored his act and always came back looking forward to his next visit.

    His gentleness with children was what made him a great father to Hitsugi, inspiring the child, leading her with grounded principles and overall being a role model. He doesn’t hesitate to jack you up if you’re a threat to his loved ones, though! It’s just as @cantusecho suggested; Hitsugi’s parents are the real MVPs in her life :”3 Datura’s a bitch.

    Her mother’s just as loving and affectionate despite playing the disciplinarian at home. I don’t have her full bio out neither do I have her bunch of icons, but I’ve finally decided on her faceclaim so that’s a step forward.     Bringing you Yanagi Mika (fc: Hayashi Kaguya -- Fune wo Amu) :p

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[littlemissbitchface-blog-blog]

[franks-unholy-confessional]

this isnt even that unholy but god. usually im alllll for the kinky shit but the things i would give for just sweet loving married sex with frank rn ugh i know that man is capable of being ssososo sweet and passionate

Very much same Anon.

Like not even grand gesture romantic anniversary sex, but that sex on a Thursday evening that starts after the dishes are done and put away. The doors are locked for the night and you’re in bed reading when Frank comes into the bedroom and kisses your temple before heading to the bathroom to brush his teeth.

That sex on a Thursday evening where Frank takes your book and places the receipt back in it to hold your place before setting it on your nightstand. Guiding you to lay down as he moves to press against you, kissing you slow and sweet. Building up to gasping moans and whispered names. Frank sinking into you or riding you or visa versa. Not going fast and hard because it’s been a fucking day. Instead, rocking against each other, Frank panting into your neck telling you exactly how much he loves you. Your fingers tangled in his hair, moaning low and pulling him closer, turning him to kiss you. Coming hard and feeling him come against or in you.

The soft whispered i love you’s and the tired bickering of who’s gonna get a washcloth.

Finally falling asleep curled into each other.

Yeah. Yeah, that sounds really nice.

-ChronicArsonist🔥

[franks-unholy-confessional]

Have an Evening Confession~

Here’s a thought that runs through my mind much more often than is conventionally necessary.

Frank’s behavior and activity level during ProRev? What if he had a plug in. One of those remote control vibrating ones. Even with it off it’d feel so fucking good. Moving around on stage to his normal degree would have it right up against every fucking perfect spot, driving him crazy.

Then imagine being just off stage right and watching this all unfold? Clicking that remote, turning it on? Just fucking watching him drop at the sudden intense pleasure?

Maybe that’s why he was thrusting and grinding against his guitar. Maybe he was on the floor so often because his knees were just too fucking weak from you cycling through the intensity and pattern settings.

Fuck, it’d be such torture for him but i would bet anything that if it wasn’t his idea in the first place then he was more than open to the idea.

~ChronicArsonist🔥