#anyway if you need me i’ll be removing polystyrene bobbles from everything i own
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My conspiracy theory is that Christmas is sponsored by Big Battery
#bitch tell me why i went berserk in a garden centre and bought two things of christmas lights and two obnoxiously big light up ornaments#first of all… polystyrene bobbles EVERYWHERE in my house#my rug can’t be vacuumed or the vacuum tries to take bits of the rug so i had to go outside and jump up and down with the rug#while screaming (which wasn’t an essential step but felt necessary. standing on the back porch in off brand crocs jumping up and down#with a rug the size of me. polystyrene bobbles going everywhereeeee)#THEN i get all the shit together and find out ✨the ornaments didn’t come with transformers✨ hahahahahahaaaaaa#i have to buy them separately. bitch excuse me???? you sold me a £17.99 santa in a telephone box and you didn’t include a charge cable????#i mean this is probably (definitely) on me ultimately#i ransacked all my old phone chargers but sadly i have nothing that fits#i now need a total of 7 AA batteries. because of the lights as well#this is what i get for trying to be festive apparently#luckily i was going to venture into town tomorrow to buy underwear and fancy pasta so i’ll rectify the situation then i guess#anyway if you need me i’ll be removing polystyrene bobbles from everything i own#personal
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