#uh whiskey

[ermackshually]

lol 😵‍💫

I can't cope

[pedro-pedrito-pascalito]

*chokes on water* "fuck!!"

[idealteeth]

this is whiskey, she's my d&d character

she's a jackalope, we're running her as the harengon race, she's a trans woman from the badlands and she sells potions that she's already used but saved a drop of and watered it down. she has a Thing for her namesake drink and for potions that she doesn't fully know the effects of.

apparently she's the world's worst rogue because she keeps getting nat 1s, she's grumpy and pathetic and criminal.

this is a campaign using APPLE, so there'll be fatfur art of her later, but right now she's being so normal, if pathetic

[jurassic-cunt]

i think one reason joplittle is compelling despite little onscreen interaction is that they're both loyal to crozier til the end. sort of sons to him in a way, because out of all the men silna and crozier pass, the only ones we see him touch are jopson and little. plus there is their contrasts. the cool unflappable steward pouring tea and the nervous scared first lieutenant giving orders. and little's smile when he finds out it's jopson getting promoted is so adorable

[enhanced-operatives-division]

What do you think are some of Juniper’s favorite drinks? You think he’s a cocktail guy?

That guy tried beer once when he was 15 and vowed to never touch it again. ANYWAYS -

We know he's a wine guy from ieytd 2 (brah has a wine CELLAR) and I think he VERY MUCH enjoys fruity cocktails. The less like alcohol it tastes, the better

[the-red-thread-that-strangles]

It ends, after all this time, not with a bang, but with a ragged breath.

Mind you, Akai stayed quiet through the breaking of his fingers and the cuts etched into his skin, but somewhere around the time Rei had ripped out his fingernails one by one he'd started screaming. And Rei had kept him screaming, until his voice grew hoarse.

Not that he'd let out anything useful, despite Rei's best attempts to get information out of him.

And alright, that one might be his fault - Akai was unlikely to give anything of importance anyways, the stubborn bastard, so Rei hadn't bothered much with trying. Had focused, instead, to share some of the agony the sniper has brought him over the years they've known each other. Every slight and every crime, remembered and repaid, while Rei still has time to do so - because it's rapidly running out, for Akai.

And still, he'd spat in Rei's face and smiled, giving him not even an inch. Insolent to the very end.

He's writhed in his restraints, trying to escape as death grew close, but Rei has learned from his mistakes - this time, he's made sure they're reinforced, rigid, will resist the FBI dog's death throes. It all ends, today.

One last, ragged breath and then blessed quiet.

At precisely 4 minutes and 36 seconds past administration of the poison, measured for science department's analysis, the light in Akai Shuuichi's eyes goes out. All that's left is his sweaty, bloodied, broken corpse, no more than an object, lying in front of Rei.

It leaves him feeling hollow.

After all this time, this is all that's left of Akai, the silver bullet, always larger than life?

"Target neutralized."

Rei ends the stream.

.

It starts, while Rei is still contemplating how to dispose of the body, with the grinding of teeth.

Great. R&D had mentioned there might be side effects.

Whatever is going on seems to be creating enormous amounts of heat, because Akai's remains start steaming. Rei sets his Bourbon phone down to keep recording, science will want footage of what happened to the body, and takes cover behind the doorframe. If the corpse is going to explode, Rei would rather not be covered in gore. He uses the time to open a window; who knows what kind of compounds the toxin he injected into Akai creates.

Scraping of metal against the cement floor can be heard from inside, though visibility is too low make out what's going on in there. There's the cracking of bones, a rustle of clothing.

A gasp?

Then, it's quiet again.

The vapour quickly dissipates through the open window, and where Akai's corpse lay, is now just a pile of clothes and bindings.

Which would be convenient - the org would surely love it if they could kill and dispose of the body in one go - if there wasn't a trail of blood leading into a corner. A corner where, draped in an oversized, torn shirt, panting heavily and clutching a knife larger than its forearm, a child is huddled.

A bloodied child that stares up at Rei with murder in its eyes, their colour a too-familiar shade of green.

"What did you do to me?", the kid growls.

Rei should've just shot Akai, Gin's curiosity be damned.

[attractthecrows]

retconning stroud out of the deep roads so i can shove laure amell and the hawke siblings and varric and anders all into the same little camp. they would all have such a bad time

[solradguy]

Sol Badguy became a parasite in my brain when he made a bunch of stupid analogies that didn't make any sense that everyone else was too polite to ask for clarification on because I do that too. My brain will make a comparison that makes sense to no one else but me and I have to file an executive order to keep it from coming out of my mouth before I come up with something that's actually coherent first

[voidfell]

Applies Loser Baby to other ships like:

Hugo / Varian

Bad Ben / Bad Rook

Ben / Albedo

Hartley / Cisco

Wukong / Macaque

Jack Harkness / The Doctor

Claw Noir / Shadybug

[pyxisastronautica]

@razorpen

W: Well howdy! Normally Becky's the one that rolls out the welcome wagon, but since they're busy you'll have to settle for me instead.

Name's Whiskey, and I am one of the synthetic pilots of the Starship Pyxis. Cute icon, if you don't mind my sayin', ma'am.

[catzgam3rz]

At least you've been able to drink and are responsible about it if you drink at all

Correct except the one time I drank 8 1/2 shots of vodka from a whiskey glass while watching both Mamma Mia Movies back to back

[forffax]

📓 👀

HAII u get. Whiskey AU.

Basic premise is. Hiro missed his heart by the tiniest of margins and was subsequently brought in by the org who saved his life w/the intention of torturing information out of him later... except whoopsie! the physical + mental trauma of All That made him lose his memory. gin esp just wants to kill him outright but vermouth or someone else high up is like no wait. we can use this. and hiro gets held captive and trained into a Model Agent, mostly as bait for other potential moles in the org (if someone recognizes him, he wouldn't know who they were and could lead the org to sniffing them out...)

Unfortunately for the org Hiro, even while not knowing who he is, would rather die than b responsible for someone's death like that... he was told that he betrayed the org (NOT that he was psb) and that his "contacts" might reach out to him again... but he is waiting for ANY opportunity that he gets where they lessen their surveillance of him (bc they are worried abt him regaining his memories and escaping) to get out/get help...

zero and akai (while the latter was in the org) have been purposefully kept in the dark abt a new, enigmatic member, codenamed "Whiskey", out of fear that hiro might regain his memory if he met them again (this fear is warranted lol. He does)

Most of the story is hiro trying to get out, remembering who he is, and getting revenge <3 vaguely venty but he deserves to go apeshit and take control of his life I think

(Also he is friends with the detective boys as "Ken Kōtani", his alias b4 he remembered his name :] which is how zero even found out who whiskey was zvdjsgs. My org oc Gosaku is there too-- they're weird not-quite-friends but friendly, at least)

[pebblethief]

picking probably the most popular Qs, sorry in advance: 15 and 20?

i think u overestimated how many people would send me things :P (big hint if anyone else wants to; here is the list)

15) recommend and review a book. this is a personal recommendation for u, but i think most of the rest of my followers would like it: Silver in the Wood - Emily Tesh. it's a quiet little novella. a very atmospheric walk thru the woods :) it is rare that a blurb sounds Right to me but i do think this one works well (and better than me explaining it)

There is a Wild Man who lives in the deep quiet of Greenhollow, and he listens to the wood. Tobias, tethered to the forest, does not dwell on his past life, but he lives a perfectly unremarkable existence with his cottage, his cat, and his dryads. When Greenhollow Hall acquires a handsome, intensely curious new owner in Henry Silver, everything changes. Old secrets better left buried are dug up, and Tobias is forced to reckon with his troubled past—both the green magic of the woods, and the dark things that rest in its heart.

20) what are things you look for in a book? hmmm. when choosing a book to read i like to go in mostly blind. I think most of the things on my "buy it when its cheap" list are ones ive heard in passing have weird/unusual worldbuilding lol but things that make me like a book: again unusual worldbuilding, but i think good/indepth characterisation is what makes me really fall in love. luv it when they feel like actual people (especially when they are actual people who are dragons or walking thru mushroom forests or doing weird types of magic ive never seen before)

THANK YOUUUU

[ifimayhaveaword]

.

[fantabulisticity]

I'm still drunk after Karaoke night and can't drive home, so I walked to the nearby gas station. Dinner of champions

[nightmare8-420]

”ive had shit whiskey better than this” -J 2024, talking about melon flavored ramune.