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Hearbreak Anniversary

BUT

make it

Emma, Julian, Cristina, Kit, Kieran and Mark dancing in the middle

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Clary to Ash: You come from a long line of scary women.

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Julian teaching the kids a proper etiquette in the kitchen after that disaster in LM...

Julian: It's a peice of cake to beak a pretty cake.

Livvy: If the way is hazy.

Julian: You gotta do the cookin' by the book

Dru: You know you can't be lazy

Julian: Never use a messy recipe

Ty: The cake will end up crazy

Julian: If you do the cookin' by the book

Tavvy: Then you'll have a...

Mark: *burst through doors* BREAK IT DOWN BITCH!

LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP!

Emma: DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW AND PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP

BREAK IT DOWN BITCH!

Kit: DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW AND PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP

NOW BACK THAT PU-

Julian: NOT IN MY KITCHEN!!!!!

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Sebastian: You must be Clary, Valentine's daughter.

Clary: Yeah, don't hold it against me.

Sebastian: We don't choose our parents.

Me: We also don't choose our siblings. WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS YOU WEIRD LITTLE SNEAKY EVIL EXPERIMENT-GONE-WRONG-BABY??

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this is what Mark on drugs would sound like

try and change my mind

Yo, what’s up with the new newsletter from Cassie.

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So, you want to tell me that charges against him were dropped because the victim was still with him at tha time????

KOREA ARE YOU OKAY???

WTFF

she killed herself

she is dead because the media made her look like this big ass slut and because the legal systems always stand behind FUCKING ASSHOLES LIKE HIM

FUCK YOU

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WATCH

THIS

MOVIE

PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN (2020) dir. Emerald Fennell

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word

might I as well add anyone but Katherine McNamara for Clary

this cast was so bad 

Share your fancast of the characters from the Shadowhunter Chronicles.

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Share your fancast of the characters from the Shadowhunter Chronicles.

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Share your fancast of the characters from the Shadowhunter Chronicles.

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Share your fancast of the characters from the Shadowhunter Chronicles.

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Jonathan: My mother was in the kitchen ironing. Physically she’s an older version of my sister Clary, and physically I’m a younger version of my father. Mentally and emotionally my mother is on her own. Lunacy seems to have skipped a generation and my mother is left to bear the burden of maintaining standards of decorum for the family. My father, sister and I are the loose cannons.

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i wish people here could admit they don’t like certain things out of purely petty reasons (we all do!) instead of clutching at the most ridiculous straws to pretend their dislike is part of a Moral Crusade

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Why is nobody talking about the ‘’small/little moments’’

Like everyone is obsessed with the main characters and their relationships with their significant others, but why are certain relationships and moments which are so precious and fundamental not as appreciated as the rest? They go unnoticed and I am stuck here thinking about them THE WHOLE TIME LIKE UUUUH

Magnus having fatherly feelings towards Clary her being the very first human being he watched grow and not realizing he actually got attached to her.

Alec and Clary finding that perfect older brother/younger sister dynamic and him being so affectionate to her and them just developing in that beautiful way.

Jocely actually saying ‘’Jesus’’??? Like how many tries did it take her to use Jesus and not by the Angel?(referring to CoB when Simon walked in the apartment)

Jocelyn in general like this is one badass woman that went through so much and she needs more credit for it, It was not just Clary that saved the world. Her mother did her part well. And the part when she was scared of Clary being like Sebastian? Sad, but she loves her daughter so much. Not mention giving herself a second chance at love.

Luke and how he treats Clary and Jocelyn and just being a great dad,

Magnus getting attached to Simon even though he didn’t want to and him calling him Sherlock and whatnot xD

Charlotte Fairchild. Honestly, the Fairchild women are fierce and caring and compassionate af. They have their pile of problems, but they are so helpful and caring. Her being a mother figure to the residents of the Institute while fighting the patriarchy. GOLD

Kit getting protective over Emma when she was slut shamed and him relying on her and calling her when he needed help. Gold.

Ty seeing Emma as a sister. HOW PRECIOUS IS THAT???? AN ADDITIONAL SISTER??? DO YOU KNOW HOW MY HEART MELTED WHEN I READ THAT??? there are so many more, please add them on

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Why is nobody talking about the ‘’small/little moments’’

Like everyone is obsessed with the main characters and their relationships with their significant others, but why are certain relationships and moments which are so precious and fundamental not as appreciated as the rest? They go unnoticed and I am stuck here thinking about them THE WHOLE TIME LIKE UUUUH

Magnus having fatherly feelings towards Clary her being the very first human being he watched grow and not realizing he actually got attached to her.

Alec and Clary finding that perfect older brother/younger sister dynamic and him being so affectionate to her and them just developing in that beautiful way.

Jocely actually saying ‘’Jesus’’??? Like how many tries did it take her to use Jesus and not by the Angel?(referring to CoB when Simon walked in the apartment)

Jocelyn in general like this is one badass woman that went through so much and she needs more credit for it, It was not just Clary that saved the world. Her mother did her part well. And the part when she was scared of Clary being like Sebastian? Sad, but she loves her daughter so much. Not mention giving herself a second chance at love.

Luke and how he treats Clary and Jocelyn and just being a great dad,

Magnus getting attached to Simon even though he didn’t want to and him calling him Sherlock and whatnot xD

Charlotte Fairchild. Honestly, the Fairchild women are fierce and caring and compassionate af. They have their pile of problems, but they are so helpful and caring. Her being a mother figure to the residents of the Institute while fighting the patriarchy. GOLD

Kit getting protective over Emma when she was slut shamed and him relying on her and calling her when he needed help. Gold.

Ty seeing Emma as a sister. HOW PRECIOUS IS THAT???? AN ADDITIONAL SISTER??? DO YOU KNOW HOW MY HEART MELTED WHEN I READ THAT??? there are so many more, please add them on

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Emma, holding up a mop: Julian, what would you say this is?

Julian: A mop?

Emma, turning to Mark: Tell him what you said it was. Go on.

Mark:

Mark: Wet broom.

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and this is the reason I disappear off to nowhere and never use tumblr any more

this fandom is so toxic and shitty like ... 

don’t expect much content from me

CC has so many other couples that are far more interesting yet she keeps giving us more Clace content. Ma'am, Clace is the equivalent of unseasoned chicken ✋🏻😞 pls add some flavor