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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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I think the solution to kids on the Internet is to have specific, kid friendly spaces on the Internet. Kids wouldn't come across "adult content" on YouTube if barbie dot com still had flash games and this is a hill I will die on.

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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if the heavens ever did squeak, she's the last true mouse piece

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"I asked grok" "I asked chat gpt"

I asked the audience and they voted for you to DIE

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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One of my biggest sources of confusion about the people who don't believe guys who like girls and girls who like guys can ever be friends -- or that it's somehow sus or disloyal to have deep friendships with the opposite sex while you're in a monogamous relationship -- is like. Who is your wingman supposed to be???

I'm 34, I've been with my husband for 15 years, and one of my greatest joys in life is helping my bros determine exactly how much simping is the right amount of simping and how much is too much. Do you want to live in a world where straight men are getting all their dating advice from OTHER STRAIGHT MEN??

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Y'know. There are a lot of people who say "problematic" when they actually mean "sinful". And I kind of wish they would just say "sinful".

It'd be more honest about their perspective, and it'd save me time trying to determine whether they're critiquing something in good faith or just being reactionary conservatives.

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My two greatest fears are permanence and change

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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there

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new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary

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