#ugh her absolute mind

[ecstarry]

imagine regulus’ bachelor trip were he made pandora best woman and she makes everyone wear pink team groom shirts and pink cowboy hats with sparkles and honestly reg doesn’t mind because the sight of all of them with matching shirts in the airport is fucking hilarious they are in the american express lounge waiting for their flight and parents are keeping their children close and covering their ears because barty ‘bad mouth’ crouch can’t stop talking about all the absolutely not family friendly activities they will be doing that weekend

[be-an-echo]

from another mother...

the day when Tess and Maria got shitfaced

[sevenines]

i wish steven universe went more into the watermelon stevens (said no one ever, but hear me out!) i wish they went more into how steven made a whole society and abandoned them, just like the diamonds do, just like rose did. and how it demonstrates that having such immense powers very easily leads to a disregard for life.

[mymelodyisme]

It’s Critter, updated, bitch.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Kidnapped (picked up by my mom) and being held against my will at the family function send help

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie needs to be able to one up Scrooge (it’s practically an addiction). So when the twins arrived and she hated them she needed a new approach. And she already had stocks in Scrooges business and maybe she’s been neglecting them sooo perhaps she should pay some special attention.

[villainartist]

i do not like when people say kaede would be a static protagonist if she survived the game like as if she wouldnt have 5 whole additional chapters for shit to be thrown her way and see how she'd change and adapt... plenty of writers have pulled off this idea with flying colors so idk why ppl say "ok but IN CANON kaede would just vote hope/despair in the end!" like LITERALLY WE DONT KNOW THATTT THOUGHHHH . shuichi was very different in ch1 compared to ch6 why is kaede exempt from this logic...............

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Omg...... Like Mother, Like Daughter is doomed Yuri (half yuri? One sided yuri?). TT0TT Sol doesn't feel the same way I'm pretty sure (sadly), but Som is DEF down bad. TT0TT And Som's not exactly the most mentally stable jakfjdksalfj (I think she has a bit of a "Sol's my pet" vibe going on as well. Som means well but she is NOT healthy either jfakslfj oh this is just going to be a fucking wreck I'm ready let's GO!)

(spoilers under cut, also under cut cause length and pictures)

Like she saw the boy Sol is hanging out with and was just ">:("

*sobbing* She is SO DONE when she finds out they are dating TT0TT

*sobs* ahhhh! klasjfdk OhmyGOAD SHE is tREMBLING as Sol tells her how she got with the guy TT0TT

She is literally SULLEN that Sol and guy have been dating FOR A MONTH! she looks os SICK TT0TT

My poor girl is literally doing the Arthur fist clench with her fist TT0TT

Som! Som! Girlie! I don't think this is just a friendship for you anymore.

LKFJDASKLFJKLAJFKL WAIT

"Anyone can see at first glance that he's good for nothing. But how does she not see that?"

OHHHHH MY GOD SHE'S LIEK 'HE SMELLY. HE STANK. HE POOR. HE BROKE. HE TOO NORMAL FOR HER." GURL! GET OFF THE FLOOOOOR!

"To be honest, I wish they'd break up" NO YOU DON'T SAY???? nEVER WOULD'VE GUESS!

Oh I was just here for the matricide but I've been blessed with more angst! Let's goooooo!!!!!!!!!

[perilegs]

ok i might need to force myself to not romance astarion bc i don't want to know what it says about me to turn down karlach, the woman of my dreams, the character made to cater me personally, like, if she was real i'd bring the moon and stars down for the chance to see her smile, she's everything i've hoped for in a rpg companion, what does it say about me if i turn that down for someone like astarion

[ladyinthebluebox]

not my mother schooling me on dating apps 'cause she wants me to be in a normal relationship (with a man) and telling me that i should fulfill myslef as a woman by which she means having a child.

because ofc i'm not a full person until i pop out a little shitling. fucking uugh.

[kismetmoon]

‘your name is a triangle, your heart is a square.

i love to see you, way over there.

once i was happy, you found it intriguing,

then you got to me, and left me bleeding.

you make me feel like a fool, waiting for you.’

[Plain text ID: a drawing of two original stylised Flatland characters, Ruth and Liz, on a light pink background with a green circle in the centre.

Ruth is a humanoid character who has pitch black skin with dark grey patches, a round half-lidded eye with a point on top and four bottom lashes for a head, thin limbs and a short tail. Liz is another, taller humanoid character who has a seven-point star shaped head with one eye with three top eyelashes in the centre, grey skin that fades to black on the edges of her head, her forearms and hands, and the bottom of her legs and feet, a thin black tail with a five-point star end and two hoop earrings at either side of her head.

Ruth is wearing an oversized light grey button-up jacket. She is smiling at and talking to Liz while wagging her tail. Her left arm is bent as though whispering something to Liz. There is a square speech bubble beside her with scribbles, to indicate illegible speech. Liz is to the right, holding a dieffenbachia plant with both hands while her knees are slightly bent. Her tail is behind her and she is laughing while smiling at Ruth. Both of their eyebrows are raised. There is a tiny pink heart beside Ruth’s head.

End ID.]

[triglycercule]

putting on mtt offical themes and fanmade theme songs and group songs when i sleep all so when i fall asleep and dream i can see them and see what theyll be like and then i wont have to think of them 24/7 through my day when i can just think of them during night. this possibility could either end up in me getting killed by them so gruesomely that i wake up traumatized or i wake up happy and satisfied from a restful night of trio dream time

[red-dyed-sarumane]

being an illustrator is so fun until u hurt ur wrists from other things & cant draw & have to sit there succumbing to mind poison bc u cant get the images out of ur brain

[vampirebutterflies]

listen ‘ere boy there is a voice in ur head telling u ur fine and you don’t need to go to therapy tomorrow and that voice is a f u c k i n g liar don’t listen to it boy don’t fuckin’ listen to that rat ass bastard it does NOT have ur best interests at heart

[the-kipsabian]

we made plans with wife today to finally catch up and now idk if i feel as energetic as i should for it due to yesterday but she promised to bring me something to eat and more coffee so im like. damn woman you drive a hard bargain

[vickyvicarious]

Sydney Atherton has asked me to be his wife. It is not only annoying; worse, it is absurd.

PFFFT, you got that right, Marjorie!