vampirebutterflies
okay! ^-^ *stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs y—
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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You deserve a tail
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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Years of pressure and heat can cause the ink in photos to transfer directly onto plastic, a process known as image bleeding.
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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Please make art. You don't have to bare your soul or make a masterpiece, you can be silly and you can be derivative if you want. You don't even have to show it to anyone. Just please make something, it's so good for you
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris
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It’s what at the what now?
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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house is a girl you have to take care of her
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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it does make me feel some kind of way that pretty much every established method of healing involves opening the body up. surgery. suturing. cauterisation. injection. opening your mouth to swallow a pill or tincture. in pursuit of your desire to close a wound you inevitably open a new one in an endless cycle of proliferation.
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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thats the thing thats missing from america-centric discussion of fascism: this shit is global. every country in “the west” is seeing the same rise of fascism in real time, all of it focused on murdering migrants. like giorgia meloni is campaigning to deport people to “migrant camps” in albania. last year the greek coast guard outright drowned a boat of 500 asylum seekers. and as that last post said im not dismissing the suffering of people within the US, i’m just saying its so supremely frustrating that every conversation is about the minutiae of american domestic policy and not the horrifying ultranationalist global trend scapegoating arabs and africans.
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying
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vampirebutterflies · 12 days ago
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wake up in the middle of the night pull you closer & cuddle you >
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