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imb so fucking anxious. 👍

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

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Catie speaks the truth.

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god's greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art

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You know, it just dawned on me. If Calypso's birthday had been what it was supposed to be - Lucius and Pete's wedding party - the whole Izzy's performance would have been so so so so so so much less jarring.

It doesn't fit for him to suddenly put on makeup and sing at a random party. It just doesn't. A wedding of two crew members though? With one of whom they were having an arc going through both seasons? Yeah, I can see that. And that transition from "ooooh daddy" to "la vie en rose" would have made his other upcoming U-turns that bit less abrupt.

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would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

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your honor im just a 9 year old boy in her twenties. go easy on me

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Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever

If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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Sometimes queer discourse on this website reveals someone's issues to be legitimate, but concerningly non-universal.

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I get real "I'm at soup" vibes from some media crit

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it’s because i’m always under some damn curse

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....