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i love when misha doesn’t give a fuck and just says stuff like "cas and dean with full penetration destiel". never let them know your next move, king! x
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everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown
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Me: yeah in the future we make fun of hipsters again. But we don't call them that, we call them "guys into stomp clap hey" and joke about how they like mediocre overpriced burgers and make podcasts
The 2010s fandom blogger I time traveled to, visibly shaking: can we please go back to that thing you said about destiel
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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
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brb putting my blorbo into a centrifuge to spin them round real fast and figure out wtf is going on in tehre
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i do not care how many destiel fics include remodeling/building a house i will eat that shit up every time its what they deserve!! let them create a home together!!!!
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rereading the watch books is always like god i missed these repressed fucking cunts
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This is where the dragons went ...
And although the space they occupy isn’t like normal space, nevertheless they are packed in tightly. Not a cubic inch there but is filled by a claw, a talon, a scale, the tip of a tail, so the effect is like one of those trick drawings and your eyeballs eventually realize that the space between each dragon is, in fact, another dragon.
They could put you in mind of a can of sardines, if you thought sardines were huge and scaly and proud and arrogant.
-Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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bored? have you tried
clamoring at the walls of your cage
ripping apart your furniture
howling at your favorite celestial body
looking at yourself in the mirror with crazy eyes
putting your hands in damp soil
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Also if anyone's curious. Wouldn't this be the perfect pool for a children's hospital?
The way I saw a video where the bottom of a pool was painted red instead of blue and I ran to the comments expecting legions of others to also be speaking of the proper place for such things (children's hospital) before remembering that it was not tumblr and indeed there were no such comments there
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The way I saw a video where the bottom of a pool was painted red instead of blue and I ran to the comments expecting legions of others to also be speaking of the proper place for such things (children's hospital) before remembering that it was not tumblr and indeed there were no such comments there
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something about never being able to wash the blood off your hand
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cover from ch 85 of witch hat atelier
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happy ides of march to julius caesar and jared padlecki only
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