#uchiha things

[driedlillies]

I loathe the concept of the curse of hatred it’s so fucking stupid I genuinely forget everyone and their mother in canon thinks Uchiha powers come from hatred TGATS BULLSHIT!! It’s love!! Love!! The fundamental part of being human that shinobi are taught to remove themselves from and that Uchiha never can!! Sharingan at every point stems from them being human and loving and hurting and grieving!! It’s neither about hatred nor a curse in the first place. They’re GENETICALLY the LEAST suitable people to be shinobi in general because of their inherent emotionality. What the fuck are they doing here. And still they’re doing it better than everyone else. What legends

[malcontentonline]

[socra-time]

The Special Mission:

[purple-ravaged]

red and green and red (again)

[comikadraws]

Itachi likes to wrap himself up after taking a hot shower.

A certain part of Kisame thinks it's adorable.

[bl00dalchemist]

-Furries your Narutos-

[cloudabserk]

if you feed naruto. then he’ll know you love him

[saintjudasi]

well i may be the mayor of simpleton but i know one thing and that's i love you

[genesisforreal]

Keep thinking abt how Kisame actually liked and enjoyed Tobi yet we NEVER GOT AN INTERACTION OF THEM

[obkkseeker]

obito loves his personal space, kakashi loves obitos personal space

[driedlillies]

I have one very minor pet peeve with founders era fanfiction and that is that not nearly enough people are dying of tuberculosis. I mean it applies to modern era too but I notice it in founders more because they had even worse medical ninjutsu.

I also dont think Tsunade’s inventions helped much with it — her techniques are invaluable, but I reckon they lean more towards injury, operation, and poison counteraction than illness treatment — they were at war, it was their primary concern.

Hashirama… would be more experienced with TB, though, because if there’s an outbreak, he’s one of their best medics. While he goes into field, warring states era shinobi don’t have a luxury of specializing in only one thing, they have significantly less people than Konoha or other Villages do.

The Uchiha are fucked, though. I need to do more reaserch on how it was treated before antibiotics. + “Consumption” is SUCH an uchiha way of calling it. There’s also a thing called ocular tuberculosis. Just saying…

[evilkitten3]

it would've been really funny if madara had just kept using words naruto didn't know and obito kept pausing to explain them to him, with the words getting more and more obscure each time and naruto starting to just automatically look to obito for help all while obito wonders if one or both of them is messing with him but they're genuinely dead serious

[equill]

Reuniting with a distorted past.

Extra:(New personality tested gone wrong)

wanted to play with rin living in the aftermath aus aswell and had these drawings laying around to share so yay

Panel 1: Was buried alive.

Comic 1: Who are you supposed to be?

new friends

Comic 2: Misguided protection.

obito still sensing the warning signs of rin losing her temper. anyways they proceeded to be dragged into the ocean by rin like some sea monster

Comic 3: Finding out (Now what will you do?)

obito is harshly brought back from his delusions because now its not just kushina but rin too who he needs to ripped out the tail beast from

[halfamask]

Based on my last post, a List of Things Kishimoto Did Right in Naruto

After Sasuke left Orochimaru, having him find another team of powerful losers to hang out with

Making the Sannin super Great and Powerful and Legendary but also like an awful gambling addict, a porn writer, and a creepy mad scientist who later becomes a Boruto era milf

Ino-Shika-Cho and showing their dads do the same types of combos together

Making Kakashi a cool, capable jonin who’s also a pathetic loser who can’t keep his children in check and reads erotica in public

Itachi loving sweets and Sasuke hating them

Every goddamn thing about Killer Bee

Flashback to the Sage and the baby little tailed beasts

The Naruto-Kurama friendship and Kurama calling him a brat (endearing)

Kisame shark boy character design (and also the super unique character designs for all the different Akatsuki members)

Nagato-Yahiko-Konan froggy costumes and Naruto’s froggy wallet

Reverse harem jutsu on Kaguya

Kakashi sweet talking Yamato to get him to take over his responsibilities

That’s all for now feel free to add others

Edit to add: Kakashi’s ninja dogs (pakkun is so cutie)

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Eats that found family shit up bc its what they deserved

Sakura: You can do it, Gai-sensei! Just a little further! Lee: Soup delivery from Gai-sensei! I hope you feel better, kakashi-sensei! kks: [sigh] Thanks, Lee

Gai: Why are you moping and moaning around? Tummy hurt disease? Kks: Naruto acidentally called me "dad" and i gagged. It was horrible. Gai: That's why you're laying here wasting your youth?? Kks: Tenten call you "stepdad" all the time. Kks: That's different. It's hilarious. Stepdad is way cooler

[oh-no-its-bird]

*falls out of a tree with a yelp*

There needs to be more people horny gripping for 40 year old Tobirama. Not enough people got to appreciate him. So I propose....

Tobirama and Kagami being yeeted back in time together via, Tobirama trying to save Kagami during his last stand but his blood loss made him have less control over his teleportation and instead of moving towards his other students Tobi moved himself and Kagami to the past. They proceed to do the usual of, making the village happen sooner as the norm of Naruto time travel fics lol

Except now Kagami is trying to keep Madara and/or Izuna from fucking his dad, who is not helping because he thinks this is funny. Do the brothers have Daddy Issues? Maybe...but older Tobirama go BRRRRRRRRRR

I am ringing the bell in the town square yelling ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ OLD MAN FUCKER !!!!!¡¡¡¡ THERES AN OLD MAN FUCKER IN MY INBOX !!!!!!!! For all to hear

Kidding but only bc 40 isn't old enough to make u eligible for the title. Still ringing the bell tho

I'm in fucking tears tho that would be such a great crackfic.

Older Tobirama time travels w Kagami and instead of being a tense political drama ab the differences between his younger self and older (in some ways, both versions are harder and softer than eachother— just in different departments) and what this means for the future of Konoha. And the implications of having 2 Tobiramas and 2 Kagami's, and how older Tobirama must decide what to do about Madara's inevitable defection.

Instead of all that. It's just 11k words of Madara horny gripping his thighs, breathing heavily as he stares at older Tobirama from across a peace talk table as Izuna screams into a paper bag and Hikaku looks like he's having an out of body experience.

Make it funnier actually. Trick the readers and make the first bit of the fic like. Super serious and from (young) Tobirama's POV

He is living in that tense political drama ab facing the man he will one day grow to be, and meeting his future adopted son (who is an uchiha!!!) And all these implications and heavy moral dillemnas of that peace really means and if he will allow it to soften himself like it has done to this older him. But also if he will allow it to harden himself too— but then, won't that happen anyways as the years go by?

Then like halfway through the chapter u get the Madara POV and it's just him screaming internally ab how bad he wants to hit that.

The things he wants to do to that man...the things he wants that man to do to him...... he is mentioning these Things(tm) to Izuna and Izuna punches him in the face then screams to never talk to him again and runs away to probably scream into a pillow for an hour.

Hikaku tries to talk to Madara and learns More Than He Needed To Know and promptly stands up and power walks away

Meanwhile Izuna is actually attracted to older Tobirama but unlike Madara, who seems to be overwhelmed with it enough to cancel out any other thoughts and feelings, is really fucking mad about it

He wants to climb him like a tree. He also wants to murder him in his sleep. These two things are not mutually exclusive.

Hikaku approaches him, intending to commiserate ab Madara / let Izuna vent a bit bc hes clearly wound up and needs it. Only for Izuna to let slip his own (honestly much more alarming) fantasies. Hikaku is fucking going THROUGH it.

Meanwhile, (young) Tobirama in the bg, seeing none of this: "The true nature of peace...can someone like me really help create such a thing?"

(Older) Tobirama is enjoying the show and absoloutley aware of his effect.

Kagami needs him to STOP. This is the worst thing to ever happen to him in his life.

Uhh endgame one or both Tobirama's end up sleeping w Hikaku (the younger version possibly getting into a relationship w him after the elder leaves?) bc this is the funniest outcome to me. And Madara and Izuna lose their fucking minds ab it