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theriverbeyond · 11 months ago

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt #i* have

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tawnysoup · 20 days ago

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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

#stp spoilers #slay the princess spoilers #stp dragon #stp the princess and the dragon #I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK #i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was #and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you #anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria #thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp #slay the princess #stp princess #stp the long quiet #my animations #my art #EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner

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omatoxin · 3 months ago

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fish song

#when it gets colder i listen to this song a LOT #i drew this 2 years ago i thought it'd be a good redraw #also thank u all for the donos and silly drawings today it means the world to me<3 #art #digital art #digital drawing #artists on tumblr #illustration #digital aritst #artist #omatoxin #fish #fishblr #goldfish #goldfish art #fish artwork #fish art

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beholdthemem · 28 days ago

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

#personal #back to work tomorrow prepare thyself #i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON #i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like #....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student #maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did #u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?

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mioakem · 3 months ago

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bro gay ppl cannot break up normally

#meanwhile viktor became jesus and cait became a super cop #like we get it ur wives left u 🙄#don’t gotta be dramatic like that #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane vi #caitvi #arcane jayce #jayce talis #jayvik

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proletariat-of-sex · 7 months ago

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How I found out about trump getting shot

#donald trump #us politics #its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment #imagine trump as an ao3 author like “sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways #thanks ao3 author #archive of our own #trump #ao3 #history #archiveofourown #fanfiction #joe biden #politics #funny

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mysterycitrus · 7 months ago

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lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

#do u think a decade of this made him kill jason todd #dick grayson #robin #batman #the joker #dc comics #mart #thinking about the joker painstakingly painting his lil egg and shipping it off #and clowns international is so repulsed it gets rts two weeks later #eddie makes fun of him for it so joker tries to kill him on live television

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 days ago

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insanity that they trained us to dislike body hair. body hair. that's just fuzz. that is just FUZZINESS!!! humans being fuzzy, it's one of our most adorable traits????

#honestly it should be a fun milestone when u hit puberty and grow body hair #it's not a Big Scary Thing you're just--getting fuzzy!#that's what life does it gives you some fuzz and some chub and some wrinkles. and they are WONDERFUL. they are power-ups

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heyhanibee · 5 days ago

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clocked

#the 2005 atla AU lives on #disaster bisexual gets read for filth by 12 year old (not clickbait)#if u can guess what ship is being promoted here then u should let me know cause i also have no fcking clue lmao #atla #my art #artists on tumblr #avatar the last airbender #avatar: the last airbender #a:tla #sokka #toph #suki #zuko #modern!au

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teaboot · 2 months ago

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The chick's bathroom at my location always has a bunch of fake flowers and seasonal soaps and posters n shit in it and I just asked the custodian kid if the men's did too and he said "Nah just the urinals, the women's room gets all the nice stuff" and he sounded so sincerely wistful so in conclusion I know what I'm gonna do this Christmas

#I have after hours access I can make this happen #I have some fake potted grasses n everything #Hope u bitches like apple cinnamon options cause you're getting apple cinnamon options #Yeehaw

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randomalistic · 1 year ago

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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

#I get it.#EMBRACE THAT SHIT #it’s such a fucking power move and I gain so much respect for u #also I’d like to add I selfship with spamton neo and king candybug #if that makes you feel any better #selfship #txt #1k

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fanaticalthings · 7 months ago

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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

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guooey · 7 months ago

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#this post keeps getting banished to an unknown realm.. u must see him..

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ottosbigtop · 7 months ago

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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

#I always get so weird about being specifically excited about making two characters be friends #and be really close esp compared to canon.#and I’m like eujhh what if this is. Weird.#and then u remember I wouldn’t feel nearly as weird were it a ship bc that’s just like. Standard behavior.#more giving a fuck abt guys being buddies 2024 #text posts :0]#todays post is brought to you by isabeau and odile interacting in isat

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duckysprouts · 21 days ago

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ares slays his daughter’s rapist

#ares #alcippe #greek mythology #art #the illiad #the oddyssey #epic the musical #tw sa #he is a grildad and a-dot is a boymom #good on him for doing the bare minimum unlike literally everyone else in his family #u know that family dinners are a nightmare #he got taken to court but the judge was literally his mom #she took one look at ares’s dad and was like yeah no i get it

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