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beholdthemem · 3 months ago

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

#personal #back to work tomorrow prepare thyself #i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON #i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like #....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student #maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did #u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?

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tawnysoup · 2 months ago

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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

#stp spoilers #slay the princess spoilers #stp dragon #stp the princess and the dragon #I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK #i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was #and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you #anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria #thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp #slay the princess #stp princess #stp the long quiet #my animations #my art #EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner

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monatoxin · 5 months ago

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fish song

#when it gets colder i listen to this song a LOT #i drew this 2 years ago i thought it'd be a good redraw #also thank u all for the donos and silly drawings today it means the world to me<3 #art #digital art #digital drawing #artists on tumblr #illustration #digital aritst #artist #omatoxin #fish #fishblr #goldfish #goldfish art #fish artwork #fish art

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heyhanibee · 2 months ago

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clocked

#the 2005 atla AU lives on #disaster bisexual gets read for filth by 12 year old (not clickbait)#if u can guess what ship is being promoted here then u should let me know cause i also have no fcking clue lmao #atla #my art #artists on tumblr #avatar the last airbender #avatar: the last airbender #a:tla #sokka #toph #suki #zuko #modern!au

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fanaticalthings · 8 months ago

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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

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evercelle · 3 months ago

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it was all so simple then

#arcane #jayce talis #viktor #jayvik #ever makes art #divorce era is my favorite but i keep drawing academy jvk lol #it's fun thinking about their everyday lab life during the 7 yr timeskip and all the little ways they spent time together #getting on each others nerves and eating weird snacks and having breakthroughs and building nonsense devices while waiting for results #also i dont think u can spend 7 years in one room with jayce Physical Touch talis and not get a little comfy sharing personal space #edit: yes i get it know 100 people told me they thought i drew viktor throwing ass. im tryna be a good sport about it but pls stop already

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zillychu · 5 months ago

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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

#genshin impact #venti #what am i cooking?? no idea #oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone #i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia #like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones #dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details #i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh #fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight #zilly art

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 5 months ago

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elita pep talk

#transformers one #transformers #b 127 #bumblebee #elita one #i want more content of elita and bee #their dynamic would be so funny i think #ur mean aunt who acts like she hates u but she gets u that one really obscure thing u mentioned in passing conversation #i think their relationship can be really sweet #i think bee would geniunly really look up to elita and think shes so awesome #and elita is just like okay this annoying yellow thing follows me around now i guess #(she loves him)#her stupid son that she hates #shes tough on him but she cares...

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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trick or treat!

#my art #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #maki zenin #yuta okkotsu #inumaki toge #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #u could argue that the spoilers r hidden by the costumes but idw take my chances #i havent posted art in a billion years i feel like a fraud and i am going to get a bad grade in tumblr dot com #so i am posting these early idc anymore #i still have probably one more halloween draws i plan on posting but im cracking i want these out of my drafts Now #these KILLED ME #i miss drawing fast i miss it so badddddd #dont get me wrong the costume design ws so fun i loved it but god did it take ages #but on the bright side. yuuji in a toga.#on another bright side. little devil nobara n cowgirl maki #on yet anotHER bright side. eldritch horror pandachu #these costumes eat if i do say so myself ghjsdfkgjf undead inuokko makes me so happy also they r so cute #not to mention megumi in his gay little hat god i made itfs so obnoxiously flirty in this #remember when i said the timeskip art ws the least heterosexual group photo i've ever drawn i take it back #theyre disgusting . save nobara episode 356325746732 #anyway happy 10 days early halloween <3 #i will try to not take a whole week to finish the last piece(s)

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fairycosmos · 8 months ago

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how does us politics affect places outside the us? you guys are obsessed with us

i think if you cracked open your skull there would just be a bunch of cotton wool in there

#anon #dont get me started girl u might as well just leave it alone #like u dont have the comprehension levels needed to even approach this subject productively #and im too tired to even try lol #ask chloe

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lungthief · 4 months ago

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sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]

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melonsharks · 6 months ago

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sketchy but stan probably feels conflicted having them around EVERY summer for fixing-a-dangerous-portal reasons but. strong familial adoration wins every time.

#every summer au #hes WEAK!!!!! AND LONELY!!!!!!!!!!! HE LOVES HIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!#gravity falls #stan pines #grunkle stan #dipper pines #mabel pines #gabuart #doodles #also dipper is still transfem in every au i make dont u ever get it twisted w me

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crowkip · 7 months ago

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